Kevin Chilvers and Matt Sanders
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Cat Noir is a character based, fully scored, British comedy series trapped within a podcast.Follow the fortunes or misfortunes of an ever growing cast of characters, born from sketches but forged in the stories we tell.There will be action, adventure, drama, high and low stakes with huge doses of comedy.Where the silly and absurd sit side by side in the shade.Written, performed, directed, produced and edited by Matt Sanders and Kevin Chilvers.All music (C) Kevin Chilvers - Some sound effects from www.zapsplat.comGeoff the Baker pays us in tiny cakes if we mention him...
Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026
Elaborate audio adventures turn television parody, recurring characters and constant narrative sabotage into densely performed British comedy.
Matt Saunders and Kevin Chilvers turn familiar entertainment formats into crowded comic worlds, writing and performing stories that keep slipping out of their original frames.
A spa offers you a 50-pound service ham; the relaxation has clearly taken a wrong turn.
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A rescue farce that keeps turning common sense into a lost cause.
Feathered friends turns a stranded-island setup into a neat pile-up of nonsense. Coconut tools, a stereo pulled from plane wreckage, women covered in feathers insisting they are not birds, and a royal command that sends Danny toward occupied herring territory keep knocking the…
A lounge makeover turns into a seafood restaurant mess with deadpan logic.
A lounge makeover gets swallowed by a seafood restaurant takeover, and the joke is how calmly every objection gets steamrolled. Sofas give way to reclaimed driftwood tables, the TV vanishes, and a lobster tank rolls in like it belongs there.
A workplace training session that turns procedure into a deadpan joke.
A workplace training session becomes a dry little farce about risk, attention, and confidence that has wandered too far. It keeps piling on fake-authoritative rules: mandatory attendance, ridiculous evacuation advice, phone restrictions taken to an extreme, and a risk exercise…
A missing guest becomes the engine for extended studio chaos.
Digging Much Deeper uses Brian Reynolds's supposed arrival as the running engine for its comedy, then keeps milking the idea through bogus updates, answerphone messages, and Muriel's book.
A train squabble turns into Scottish nonsense and keeps escalating.
Bagpipes of Doom starts on a cramped train and keeps tightening the pressure as the two seatmates argue over apologies, breathing, and whether the BBC has verified anything at all before the story swings into a forest hunt for a military camp.
Apples, missing-child confusion, and a deadpan folk-horror detour.
On the Isle of Somerville, two men are left to sort out apples, a missing-child case, and a trail of confusion that keeps veering into a chocolate shop and back into family misdirection.
A cursed pitch turns punctuality into a disaster.
Archie pitching The Hour Man to Mr. Bond gives the episode its first real hook, and the joke keeps working because the idea is so plainly cursed.
A stripped-back Christmas Carol spoof that turns absence into the punchline.
A Christmas Carol is trimmed into a self-aware holiday spoof, with Danny Peaks doing the narration while the script keeps drawing attention to how much plot, sound, supporting cast, and setting it has left behind.
Sharp Black pop culture commentary with gossip, jokes, and blunt advice.
Awards season, celebrity memoirs, and new music picked apart with host Louis Fertel and guests.
Comedian Chris Gethard takes one anonymous call a week and can't hang up first.
Isa Calderón and Lucía Lijtmaer riff on feminism and TV history from Spanish stages.
Graham Clark and Dave Shumka turn one small topic into a full episode of tangents.
Cat Noir Comedy Podcast’s "The Missing Marple Saga" runs as a parody mystery built around nine Marples, a stolen teapot from a village fete, and a missing marbles gag that keeps reappearing.
Cat Noir Productions opens with a feature-length action movie for the ears.
Cat Noir Comedy Podcast's "The Nostradamus Effect" centers on a band, an FBI investigation, and lyrics that Paxton Cooper says match events like a dead cat in Orlando and traffic wardens crushed in Washington.
A comedic scene where a whelk seller tries to convince a passerby to buy a whelk, leading to absurd banter about marine life.
A British comedy podcast featuring scripted characters and absurd sketches, with this episode parodying dating apps and awkward encounters.
A man deals with a noisy neighbor while being interrupted by a scam call and a bizarre encounter.
Two shrunken characters, Bundy and Ted, encounter a giant spider and engage in witty banter while trying to escape.
Bundy and Ted, shrunk to five millimetres, continue their quest to return to normal size by seeking help from insects like Clive the coconut-obsessed fly and Tim the educated ladybird.
Bundy and Ted, shrunk to 5mm tall, hide from an ant in a smelly crevice under a Wellington boot.
Bundy and Ted open a mysterious parcel from Augustus Pennington and find a device that looks like an enormous laser but comes with a note saying it is not.
A comedic audio drama featuring absurd characters and situations, with a dead body in a toilet and a barbershop quartet.
Missing Season 3 Episode 2: Chocolate Layers features an elaborate absurdist comedy narrative about the Twizzles Chocolate Empire, which force-feeds wild birds until they lay chocolate eggs.
A rescue attempt on a wrecked island starts with driftwood, a shelter plan, and a coconut used like a hammer.
Honk storms in with a fix for Kev's kitchen problem.
This safety briefing is a safety briefing gone feral.
Dale Allen opens Digging Much Deeper with Brian Reynolds repeatedly missing while his messages run 17, 24, and 43 minutes long and say only, 'I'm on my way,' 'I'm running away,' and 'I'm on the tube.' Muriel St.
A train seat turns into a petty battle over elbows, apologies, and breathing.
A jar of eggs opens the whole thing badly.
Charlie tries to sell Bond a thriller manuscript called The Hour Man, but Bond derides its lack of punctuation, its 19 main characters, and its repeated words like “sausage” and “ubiquitous.” After Archie disappears and a delivery driver turns to dust moments after arriving “dead on time,” the story shifts toward a monster that seems to punish punctuality.
Budget-constrained Christmas Carol parody titled Merry Christmas Mr.
Ian and Stella head west with ambition, bad timing, and a plan that sounds clever until it meets the desert.
Kev starts with firelight, snow, and a Christmas ASMR recording.
Restoration Falls is a brilliantly absurd horror-comedy about two travelers checking into a luxury spa in the Swiss Alps only to discover it uses giant parasitic slugs to 'cure' guests of their problems.
Cat Noir Comedy Podcast’s "Away with the Drizzle" follows Ben Catastrophe trying to sell Nigel and Deirdre Shadsack a £283,000 upstairs apartment in Palm Canyon while they insist their budget is "about five pounds." The property brief gets undercut by details like a third bathroom, a swimming-pool view, and Deirdre’s Rubik’s Cube-solver job that she says earns £20 per cube.
Cat Noir rounds up a crew, a goat, and Bobby Sledge, the island zookeeper and guide, in search of a chupacabra.
Honk Romsey hijacks the broadcast and pulls everyone into the live semi-final of Honk's Kitchen in Penribbit.
In this absurdist comedy episode, co-host Matt inexplicably transforms into a horse in Kevin's living room.
Control Tower, this is Cat Noir requesting runway for takeoff.
Maureen Perkins returns to the Cat Noir podcast furious that she was scammed out of £42 by the fraudulent Bill Shyster during a telethon.
In this episode, Cat Noir characters Danny and Kevin flee from a dragon in a zoo while debating whether to recap the plot.
A comedic scene where Danny prepares for a visit while dealing with a hardware store purchase and family interactions.
A comedic interview with a vampire who humorously describes his murderous feeding habits.
A comedic introduction to a fictional action movie within a British sketch comedy series.
A British comedy series featuring original characters and fully scored sketches, blending action, adventure, and absurd humor.