The Once and Future Nerd

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Fantasy adventure with dry wit and consequences.

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The Once and Future Nerd builds a serialized fantasy world through tense choices, bruising battles, tavern rumors, family fractures, and awkwardly funny asides. Its scenes move between grave consequence and conversational snap, with characters arguing through what survival, loyalty, and power actually cost.

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About The Once and Future Nerd

The Once and Future Nerd is a serialized fantasy audio drama built for listeners who like their quests complicated. It has battles, visions, taverns, political offices, dangerous travel, and magical interventions, but its real engine is the conversation around what those things mean. Recent chapters put characters under pressure from every side. Nia faces an impossible choice about family, safety, and a child whose future may be shaped by prejudice and power. Regan, Jen, and Rhi Lothite collide in a violent scene where luck, injury, cleverness, and magic all matter at once. In Pacific Ridge, rumor becomes a tool of governance, and the question of who is really keeping a town alive turns into public theater. Elsewhere, First Snow and Ardell Redmoor move through prairie travel, barter, Federation politics, and the possible handoff of authority. The show gives those stakes room to breathe. Then it lets someone say the awkward thing, make the joke, or turn a serious dilemma into a practical logistics problem. That mix is the appeal. The narration can sound polished and old-world, while the dialogue stays modern, irritable, and quick. Characters do not simply announce virtue; they argue, hedge, improvise, and live with consequences. The worldbuilding comes through choices and friction rather than encyclopedia entries. It is also a production with a visible fan culture around it. Bonus Q&A episodes include creator updates, audience questions, Patreon acknowledgments, and absurd debates about character appeal brackets. That looseness does not weaken the drama. It makes the serious chapters feel made by people who know when to puncture their own grandeur. The result is fantasy adventure with a dry grin, a political conscience, and enough sharp edges to make danger feel real.

Made for: For listeners who enjoy serialized fantasy audio drama, ensemble casts, political complications, and comedy that cuts through tension without erasing it. It especially suits fans of long-form story arcs and character-driven moral problems.

What sets it apart: The show stands out by letting fantasy, modern banter, fan-community meta, and serious ethical stakes share the same stage. It builds lore through arguments, rumors, travel, injuries, and bad choices rather than static explanation.

In their own words

When three high school students from modern-day Pennsylvania find themselves trapped in a world of wizards, elves, and feudal intrigue, they must learn to survive in their new surroundings, and undertake an epic quest to save the world from the encroaching forces of chaos. WARNING: This Audio Drama contains adult language, graphic descriptions of violence, and explicit discussions of sexuality. This is, of course, in the interest of historical realism. We hope you enjoy our story about wizards and elves.

As heard by us

Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026

A layered fantasy serial where magic, political maneuvering, family duty, and dry comedy share the same carefully built world.

The Once and Future Nerd builds its fantasy serial through an ensemble cast, a guiding narrator, and storylines in which magic never displaces politics or personal consequence.

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Why you'd press play

A magically deflected crossbow bolt tells you this fantasy saga plays for keeps.

Press play if you want

  • to watch power struggles get settled through rumor, leverage, and the occasional magically redirected crossbow bolt
  • an ensemble story where found-family decisions carry as much weight as battles
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Best episodes of The Once and Future Nerd

Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

#Ask The Once And Future Nerd for Bk. 2, Ch. 9Jul 9, 2023

A fan-driven checkpoint that mixes chapter 9 talk, bracket chaos, and a practical update on the road to chapter 10.

This bonus Q&A lands between chapters as a loose, funny checkpoint: a few chapter 9 questions, another round of the sexiest-character bracket, and a practical note about why the break before chapter 10 will take longer than usual.

A Handful Of Bodyguard, Pt. 5May 28, 2023

Pacific Ridge turns rumor into pressure, then lets the town answer back.

Pacific Ridge leans into rumor, misdirection, and public pressure as Janie and the others try to pry the truth loose. The strongest stretch is the one that lets the town talk in real time: people contradicting each other, claims swelling as they pass from mouth to mouth, and…

What’s Close To You, Pt. 3Mar 27, 2022

A tense family debate that makes safety feel like its own kind of peril.

The episode turns a baby, a mountain crossing, and two worried parents into a careful argument about what safety actually means. It keeps the pressure on by letting people reason out loud instead of rushing past the fallout, so bullying, suspicion, a dream, and the cost of…

What’s Close To You, Pt. 2Feb 27, 2022

A quiet travel chapter that folds politics, humor, and character pressure into the same saddlebag.

What starts as a practical errand turns into a dry, funny run of travel and bargaining, with Ardell trying to talk his way around a fee and First Snow being nudged toward speaking for the Federation on the prairie.

What’s Close To You, Pt. 1Jan 30, 2022

A comeback entry that mixes housekeeping with a brutal magical duel.

The Once and Future Nerd comes back after a pause with the practical stuff out front, including a plan to return once a month for at least the next year and a note welcoming Regina Renee Russell as Nia.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    #Ask The Once And Future Nerd for Bk. 2, Ch. 9

    Christian starts with bonus Q&A housekeeping.

    Jul 9, 2023·1h 16m·7 clips
  2. 2

    A Handful Of Bodyguard, Pt. 5

    Janie gets pulled into the middle of things.

    May 28, 2023·33m·3 clips
  3. 3

    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 4

    Hidden gem

    The Once and Future Nerd's “A Handful of Bodyguards, Pt.

    Apr 30, 2023·29m·2 clips
  4. 4

    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 3

    Mar 26, 2023·36m
  5. 5

    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 2

    Feb 26, 2023·25m
  6. 6

    A Handful Of Bodyguards, Pt. 1

    Jan 29, 2023·28m
  7. 7

    Commentary for “The Worthiest Knight”

    Dec 11, 2022·1h 19m
  8. 8

    #Ask The Once And Future Nerd for Bk. 2, Ch. 8

    Oct 30, 2022·54m
  9. 9

    Minisodes 007-008

    Oct 16, 2022·15m
  10. 10

    A Change of Scenery, Pt. 4

    Sep 25, 2022·24m
  11. 11

    A Change Of Scenery, Pt. 3

    Aug 28, 2022·33m
  12. 12

    A Change Of Scenery, Pt. 2

    Jul 31, 2022·25m
  13. 13

    A Change Of Scenery, Pt. 1

    Jun 26, 2022·27m
  14. 14

    #Ask The Once And Future Nerd for Bk. 2, Ch. 7

    May 29, 2022·1h 3m
  15. 15

    Feed Drop: DECOLONIZE & DISCOVER FESTIVAL

    May 22, 2022·2m
  16. 16

    Minisodes 005-006

    May 15, 2022·17m
  17. 17

    What’s Close To You, Pt. 4

    Apr 24, 2022·27m
  18. 18

    What’s Close To You, Pt. 3

    One baby changes the room.

    Mar 27, 2022·27m·1 clip
  19. 19

    What’s Close To You, Pt. 2

    Ardell loses the horse.

    Feb 27, 2022·29m·2 clips
  20. 20

    What’s Close To You, Pt. 1

    This chapter of The Once and Future Nerd follows the chaotic aftermath of a battle at a horse fair, where the group tries to escape a cliff using Jen's mechanical device while Regan breaks from the plan to pursue and finish off the wounded elf Lord Commander Reloteet.

    Jan 30, 2022·25m·2 clips
  21. 21

    TOAFN Returns on Jan. 30!

    Jan 9, 2022·7m
  22. 22

    Paul is Crowdfunding a Feature Film!

    Dec 13, 2020·34m
  23. 23

    Showcase: HARLEM QUEEN by Yhane Smith

    Oct 4, 2020·41m
  24. 24

    Feed Drop for Charity! MARS’ BEST BRISKET

    Sep 20, 2020·3m
  25. 25

    Minisodes 003-004

    Aug 30, 2020·15m
  26. 26

    Showcase: WITCHEVER PATH by Steven & JourNee LaFond

    Aug 16, 2020·59m
  27. 27

    Minisodes 001 – 002

    Jul 26, 2020·20m
  28. 28

    New Scripted Content Announcement!

    Jul 19, 2020·8m
  29. 29

    Showcase: STARCALLED by Gabriel Alvarez

    Jul 12, 2020·34m
  30. 30

    Showcase: JANUS DESCENDING by Jordan Cobb

    Jun 28, 2020·48m
  31. 31

    Audio Bonus Content #27 - Commentary for "Monsters"

    Jun 14, 2020·1h 25m
  32. 32

    Audio Bonus Content #26 - Hierarchies and Anarchism in Fantasy (with author Margaret Killjoy)

    May 31, 2020·53m
  33. 33

    An Update for April 2020

    Apr 5, 2020·2m
  34. 34

    Audio Bonus Content #25 - Genre, Audience, Medium, and the Afterlife (with author Liz Kerin)

    Dec 8, 2019·48m
  35. 35

    #ASK THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD for Bk. 2 Ch. 6

    Nov 24, 2019·1h 2m
  36. 36

    Audio Bonus Content #23 - End(s) Of The World (with Sarah, Gabriel, and Zach of Zero Hours and Wolf 359)

    Nov 10, 2019·48m
  37. 37

    One For The Team, Pt. 4

    Nov 3, 2019·33m
  38. 38

    One For The Team, Pt. 3

    Oct 20, 2019·25m
  39. 39

    One For The Team, Pt. 2

    Oct 6, 2019·29m
  40. 40

    One For The Team, Pt. 1

    Sep 22, 2019·30m
  41. 41

    Chapter 6 Release Dates!

    Aug 25, 2019·2m
  42. 42

    #ASK THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD for Bk. 2 Ch. 5

    May 30, 2019·1h 6m
  43. 43

    An Impregnable Missive, Pt. 4

    May 5, 2019·23m
  44. 44

    An Impregnable Missive, Pt. 3

    Apr 21, 2019·23m
  45. 45

    An Impregnable Missive, Pt. 2

    Apr 7, 2019·27m
  46. 46

    An Impregnable Missive, Pt. 1

    Mar 24, 2019·32m
  47. 47

    Help Us Reach Our New Goal

    Mar 3, 2019·4m
  48. 48

    Chapter 5 Release Dates! (And Other Announcements)

    Jan 16, 2019·2m
  49. 49

    Audio Bonus Content #21 - What We Do When We Tell Stories (with Amanda, Julia, and Eric of Multitude)

    Oct 21, 2018·44m
  50. 50

    #ASK THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD for Bk. 2 Ch. 4

    Jul 1, 2018·1h 32m
  51. 51

    I’ve Been Working On The Whale-Road, Pt. 4

    Jun 17, 2018·28m
  52. 52

    I’ve Been Working On The Whale-Road, Pt. 3

    Jun 3, 2018·30m
  53. 53

    I’ve Been Working On The Whale-Road, Pt. 2

    May 20, 2018·28m
  54. 54

    I’ve Been Working On The Whale-Road, Pt. 1

    May 6, 2018·24m
  55. 55

    2018 Scheduling Announcement

    Apr 8, 2018·2m
  56. 56

    #ASK THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD for Bk. 2 Ch. 3

    Dec 19, 2017·1h 30m
  57. 57

    Bridges, Pt. 4

    Nov 19, 2017·29m
  58. 58

    Bridges, Pt. 3

    Nov 5, 2017·26m
  59. 59

    Bridges, Pt. 2

    Oct 22, 2017·27m
  60. 60

    Bridges, Pt. 1

    Oct 8, 2017·25m
  61. 61

    Audio Bonus Content #18 - Zach Valenti on Listening to Audience Feedback

    Aug 20, 2017·30m
  62. 62

    #ASK THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD for Bk. 2 Ch. 2

    Aug 7, 2017·1h 10m
  63. 63

    Audio Bonus Content #16 - Tal M. Klein on Tropes and the Future

    Jul 30, 2017·43m
  64. 64

    What Used To Be Enough, Pt. 5

    Jul 23, 2017·23m
  65. 65

    What Used To Be Enough, Pt. 4

    Jul 9, 2017·28m
  66. 66

    What Used To Be Enough, Pt. 3

    Jun 25, 2017·26m
  67. 67

    What Used To Be Enough, Pt. 2

    Jun 11, 2017·28m
  68. 68

    What Used To Be Enough, Pt. 1

    May 28, 2017·25m
  69. 69

    #ASK THE ONCE AND FUTURE NERD for Bk. 2 Ch. 1

    May 7, 2017·51m
  70. 70

    A Cruel And Sullied World, Pt. 4

    Apr 23, 2017·26m
  71. 71

    A Cruel And Sullied World, Pt. 3

    Apr 9, 2017·19m
  72. 72

    A Cruel And Sullied World, Pt. 2

    Mar 26, 2017·24m
  73. 73

    BOOK 2 PREMIERE: A Cruel And Sullied World, Pt. 1

    Mar 12, 2017·27m
  74. 74

    Audio Bonus Content #14 - LEFT TRIGGER RIGHT TRIGGER Pilot

    Mar 6, 2017·1h 10m
  75. 75

    Audio Announcement: Book 2 Release Date Announcement

    Feb 12, 2017·3m
  76. 76

    Audio Bonus Content #13 - TAKING INITIATIVE Pilot

    Jan 29, 2017·57m
  77. 77

    Audio Announcement: The Notice Blog Kickstarter

    Jan 22, 2017·2m
  78. 78

    Audio Bonus Content #12 - Stephanie Cooke on Live Audiodrama

    Jan 8, 2017·48m
  79. 79

    A Statement Regarding Recent Events

    Nov 20, 2016·3m
  80. 80

    Audio Bonus Content #11 - Justin Sloan on Writing for Games and Military Training

    Sep 5, 2016·42m
  81. 81

    Audio Bonus Content #10 - How We Made The Singing Sister

    Jul 17, 2016·15m
  82. 82

    Audio Bonus Content #9 - Book 1 Special Edition & Retrospective

    Jul 3, 2016·39m
  83. 83

    Audio Announcement: Update February 2016

    Feb 22, 2016·6m
  84. 84

    We’re Finalists in the 2015 AudioVerse Awards!

    Nov 1, 2015·4m
  85. 85

    Audio Announcement: 2015 AudioVerse Awards

    Oct 8, 2015·5m
  86. 86

    BOOK 1 FINALE: The Evening Redness in the West, Pt. 4

    Sep 16, 2015·27m
  87. 87

    The Evening Redness in the West, Pt. 3

    Aug 16, 2015·18m
  88. 88

    Audio Bonus Content #8 – Book 1 Roundtable

    Aug 14, 2015·56m
  89. 89

    Voting is open for the Geekie Awards!

    Aug 11, 2015·2m
  90. 90

    The Evening Redness in the West, Pt. 2

    Aug 2, 2015·15m
  91. 91

    The Evening Redness in the West, Pt. 1

    Jul 19, 2015·19m
  92. 92

    Darkness on the Edge of Town, Pt. 5

    Jun 21, 2015·18m
  93. 93

    Darkness on the Edge of Town, Pt. 4

    Jun 7, 2015·16m
  94. 94

    Darkness on the Edge of Town, Pt. 3

    May 24, 2015·12m
  95. 95

    Darkness on the Edge of Town, Pt. 2

    May 10, 2015·14m
  96. 96

    Darkness on the Edge of Town, Pt. 1

    Apr 26, 2015·19m
  97. 97

    Audio Bonus Content #7 – Fan Q&A

    Apr 12, 2015·1h
  98. 98

    Evil Untold, Pt. 5

    Mar 29, 2015·22m
  99. 99

    Evil Untold, Pt. 4

    Mar 15, 2015·20m
  100. 100

    Evil Untold, Pt. 3

    Mar 1, 2015·18m
  101. 101

    Evil Untold, Pt. 2

    Feb 15, 2015·19m
  102. 102

    Evil Untold, Pt. 1

    Feb 1, 2015·22m
  103. 103

    Audio Bonus Content #6 – Interview with Dan Dobranksy

    Jan 18, 2015·33m
  104. 104

    Audio Bonus Content #5 – Interview with Greg Schulz

    Jan 4, 2015·35m
  105. 105

    Happy TOAFN Holidays!

    Dec 24, 2014·3m
  106. 106

    The Last Douchey Domicile, Pt. 4

    Dec 14, 2014·20m
  107. 107

    The Last Douchey Domicile, Pt. 3

    Nov 23, 2014·16m
  108. 108

    AudioVerse Final Round Voting Is Open!

    Nov 21, 2014
  109. 109

    Audio Announcement: 2014 AudioVerse Awards

    Nov 11, 2014
  110. 110

    The Last Douchey Domicile, Pt. 2

    Nov 9, 2014·21m
  111. 111

    The Last Douchey Domicile, Pt. 1

    Oct 26, 2014·22m
  112. 112

    Audio Bonus Content #4 – Anniversary Special 2014

    Oct 14, 2014·45m
  113. 113

    The Singing Sister, Pt. 4

    Sep 28, 2014·24m
  114. 114

    SERIES PREMIERE SPECIAL: The Prince of Iorden (Full Chapter)

    Sep 18, 2014·1h 54m
  115. 115

    The Singing Sister, Pt. 3

    Sep 14, 2014·20m
  116. 116

    The Singing Sister, Pt. 2

    Aug 31, 2014·17m
  117. 117

    The Singing Sister, Pt. 1

    Aug 17, 2014·18m
  118. 118

    The Worthiest Knight, Pt. 4

    Jul 20, 2014·21m
  119. 119

    The Worthiest Knight, Pt. 3

    Jul 6, 2014·16m
  120. 120

    The Worthiest Knight, Pt. 2

    Jun 22, 2014·21m
  121. 121

    The Worthiest Knight, Pt. 1

    Jun 8, 2014·15m
  122. 122

    Audio Bonus Content #2 – Interview with Ian Harkins

    May 25, 2014·9m
  123. 123

    Monsters, Pt. 5

    May 11, 2014·16m
  124. 124

    Monsters, Pt. 4

    Apr 27, 2014·19m
  125. 125

    Monsters, Pt. 3

    Apr 13, 2014·14m
  126. 126

    Please Consider Supporting us via Patreon!

    Apr 6, 2014
  127. 127

    Monsters, Pt. 2

    Mar 30, 2014·15m
  128. 128

    Monsters, Pt. 1

    Mar 16, 2014·13m
  129. 129

    A Little Blood, Pt. 4

    Mar 2, 2014·18m
  130. 130

    A Little Blood, Pt. 3

    Feb 16, 2014·15m
  131. 131

    A Little Blood, Pt. 2

    Feb 2, 2014·14m
  132. 132

    A Little Blood, Pt. 1

    Jan 19, 2014·19m
  133. 133

    Life In A Corner, Pt. 4

    Dec 22, 2013·14m
  134. 134

    Life In A Corner, Pt. 3

    Dec 15, 2013·19m
  135. 135

    Life In A Corner, Pt. 2

    Dec 1, 2013·22m
  136. 136

    Life In A Corner, Pt. 1

    Nov 17, 2013·18m
  137. 137

    Audio Bonus Content #1

    Nov 10, 2013·10m
  138. 138

    Audio Bonus Content #1 Teaser

    Nov 10, 2013
  139. 139

    The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 6

    Nov 3, 2013·21m
  140. 140

    The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 5

    Oct 20, 2013·15m
  141. 141

    The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 4

    Oct 6, 2013·20m
  142. 142

    The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 3

    Sep 21, 2013·26m
  143. 143

    The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 2

    Sep 19, 2013·17m
  144. 144

    The Prince of Iorden, Pt. 1

    Sep 18, 2013·23m