'Can I get that software in blue?' is a two-host conversation show. Chad Tindel and Steve Mayzak talk with people whose work is building, marketing and selling technology. The name promises some whimsy, and the opening minutes deliver it. Chad writes Steve's introductions himself. Some are rhyming couplets about engines, code and vector smarts. Others are strings of regal titles, from Archduke of AI to Earl of Elastic. Steve usually calls it a great one. Steve's travels and hobbies feed the jokes, from tapas and ham in Barcelona to a taste for fast driving and AI. Then the guest arrives. The guest list covers a wide spread of modern software, with founders and executives from Vectroid, Vectara, ClickHouse, ProofSight and Illumy. The substance is specific. Kevin Hanson, a co-founder at Vectroid, walks through a prospecting routine. He collects the reference customers that competitors list on their own websites, searches LinkedIn for people at those companies who mention vector databases, and has Gemini write a tailored email to each one. Tanya Bragin, a returning guest, explains why ClickHouse looks past pipeline to marketing qualified accounts when its reps are judged on both product-led spend and committed spend. Jon Soini's conversation turns to the software inside Mercedes cars, from radio station metadata pulled down from the cloud to apps running in containers that have to stay secure. One episode, with Vectara's Shane Connelly, is titled Semantic Search and RAG with LLMs. Not every conversation stays on pipeline. Ian Spandow, founder of Spandow House Dog Rescue, describes a classroom drill in which trainees pass a tennis ball through a sales exercise and start again from zero whenever someone drops it. The hosts close his visit by pointing listeners to his book and his nonprofit rescue. Niel Levonius, a marketing VP at Illumy, talks about jazz trumpet, including the Los Angeles trumpeter Wayne Bergeron, and about a jazz mass album. Stories from off the clock get room too, like Steve's account of a helicopter hop to JFK after a live recording in New York City, only to end up in the regular security line anyway. Sign-offs often ask listeners to share the episode on LinkedIn. For tactics, the Vectroid and ClickHouse conversations are good places to start. For the lighter side, try the Ian Spandow episode.