Triathlon Mockery
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Two young lads, Tom Oosterdijk and Max Stapley, happen to be professional triathletes, giving their opinions on tri-related things. Discussing weekly race results. And talk about the weekly main subject. Sit back, and enjoy listening to our BS. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
A 10-hour training restart meets the prospect of 15; your ambition gets a reality check.
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Fantasy banter and treadmill talk keep the episode moving.
This episode pairs fantasy recap with a training-room tangent, and the contrast gives it a steady pulse. Hayden brings the worldbuilding and magic talk with confidence, while Steven adds first-time reactions and quick guesses that keep the conversation moving.
Practical triathlon talk about rebuilding fitness, with a loose conversational edge.
This episode keeps its feet on the ground. It is about rebuilding fitness after time away, with a clear look at heat, cold, base work, weekly hours, and the kind of race-specific training that has to happen before harder sessions matter.
Triathlon talk from inside race week.
Triathlon news, unfiltered opinions, one weekly group ride.
Bill Simmons debates NBA tanking, MVP races, and movies with Zach Lowe and friends.
Big Cat and PFT Commenter cover the NFL, March Madness, and NHL for laughs.
Two amateur triathlete co-hosts (Hayden/Steven and Max) discuss the week's training highs and lows in a casual, banter-heavy format.
Two triathlon podcast hosts catch up after a brief hiatus: Max is training in Phuket, Thailand, navigating police shakedowns and heat adaptation struggles, while his co-host is returning to training after a long break following sponsor loss and a house renovation.
Triathlon Mockery examines therapeutic use exemptions after a World Triathlon list showed approvals for substances including human growth hormone, testosterone, salbutamol, and intravenous infusions.
Triathlon Mockery examines whether professional triathlon still has a defined season after a January 31 race against athletes who had already competed in November or December.
Triathlon Mockery's "Freezin Sauna Ballz" combines a chicken-induced cycling crash, a return to structured training, and debate about triathlon's changing competitive landscape.
Two professional triathletes discuss their recent races, season endings, and health issues in a humorous, informal style.
Two professional triathletes banter about their travels, health, and upcoming triathlon topics in a humorous, informal style.
Two professional triathletes discuss their upcoming races and share a funny low from a training run.
Two professional triathletes discuss recent triathlon news, race results, and their own experiences in the sport.
Two professional triathletes discuss weekly triathlon news and results with humor and banter.
Two professional triathletes discuss triathlon-related topics, weekly race results, and share their opinions with humor.
This episode discusses periodization in strength training for triathletes, including when and how often to lift, with a guest PhD expert.
Alex Dowsett discusses retirement after his contract formally ended on December 31, despite racing his final event in October.
Triathlon Mockery reviews 70.3 Dubai, where Marten van Riel won after Christian Blumenfelt missed the lead swim group and later suffered a flat.