[Totally Fantastic Title]

["Krista Wallace reads the final chapter of Totally Fantastic Title, \"Griffin and the Spurious Correlations,\" with Griffin trying to recover from the contest over roast beef, wine, and a gas fireplace.", "Calvin's voicemail and doorway confession turn the chapter into a romance payoff, and he says Griffin was the girl who knew \"Spirit of Radio,\" liked Doctor Who, and made him feel less alone.", "Rickenbacker's letter later denies responsibility for Jillian's misery, encloses the unedited SD card recording, and frames the whole contest as his specialty at Salamander University.", "By the end, the bank shows $450,000, management says $4,500 of rent was overpaid, Jillian gets her prima roll back after Paul Webb's extortion story, and Petra is ready to play guitar."]

Krista Wallace opens with Tucker, a small gray poodle-cross who fought paw-drying after rainy walks, then became a dog who followed her everywhere and died in her arms.

Totally Fantastic Title opens with Krista Wallace arguing that Justin Trudeau should not have taken a family vacation to Tofino on September 30, 2021, the first National Day of Truth and Reconciliation, after Call to Action 80 from the Truth and Reconciliation Commission.

Krista Wallace opens with Kenny G, the jazz-bin argument, and the choice to play “Songbird” on The Tonight Show instead of the vocal track managers wanted.

["Krista Wallace opens by saying that after her first pregnancy, she and her partner realized 'every single thing we do is teaching' their children something.", "Chapter 15 of The Spurious Correlations follows Griffin through a Thursday of auditions, band tension, and a first week with Mateo after his kiss in the kitchen.", "Phoenix orders Griffin to make baklava, Griffin refuses with the line 'I am making nothing,' and Mateo walks in, kisses her, and leaves Phoenix wordless.", "By the end, Griffin notices the same accusations and reactions repeating from last Thursday, then Rickenbacker and Phoenix discover that their own instructions to Mateo created the romance they were trying to control."]

Krista Wallace opens Totally Fantastic Title’s “Griffin and the Spurious Correlations - 14” with Karen Kwong’s Port Coquitlam basketball-court memorial and a reflection on terminal illness.

Krista Wallace contrasts two wedding gigs with the jazz pianist “James”: one at the Surrey Arts Centre treated musicians like guests, while a South Surrey reception supplied plastic-wrapped sandwiches and delayed payment.

Krista Wallace opens with her parents’ shift from basement ashtrays to outdoor smoking rules, then connects that boundary to Vancouver’s July 2000 public smoking ban and British Columbia’s January 2008 province-wide ban.

Chapter 10 follows Griffin Wallace through May 12, when a knife replaces her hairbrush, a yoga gathering occupies her music store, and a fourteen-year-old student vomits after drinking a liter of bourbon.

Krista Wallace’s “Ep 68 - Griffin and the Spurious Correlations - 9” follows Griffin as strange disruptions spread through her music-store conversations, phone calls, and coffee-shop encounters.

Krista Wallace's 'Griffin and the Spurious Correlations' follows Griffin through May 9 and May 10 as she works at Salamanders, rehearses with Mateo's band, and prepares for an evening gig.

Krista Wallace’s Totally Fantastic Title combines chapters five and six of Griffin and the Spurious Correlations with an opening critique of strangers commenting on women’s appearance at work.

Krista Wallace’s “Griffin and the Spurious Correlations 4” follows Griffin as she joins Mateo’s band while continuing her job at a music store.

Krista Wallace continues Griffin’s encounter with Rickenbacker Topiary, who introduces her to Mateo McCallum and the band the Spurious Correlations.

Krista Wallace opens Totally Fantastic Title with a complaint about a car-service survey that treats any score below 10 out of 10 as failure.

Krista Wallace begins Griffin and the Spurious Correlations with Griffin Trowbridge’s disastrous wedding-band performance, where Jason turns a planned first dance into a fifteen-second guitar meltdown.

Totally Fantastic Title’s “Gatekeeper FanCon 2021 - 2” is a listener-question panel about Krista Wallace’s Gatekeeper trilogy, its characters, and its future editions.

Dave Lees hosts a virtual Gatekeeper FanCon panel with Krista Wallace and characters from Totally Fantastic Title, including Valraker, Derry Morant, Acadia, and Kier Haladin.

Krista Wallace samples scenes from Gatekeeper’s Revelation, including Duchess Tanis Malfi’s soldiers discovering that Dregor’s army abandoned its camp overnight.

Krista Wallace narrates Chapter 35 of Gatekeeper's Deception, where Derry Morant receives a knighthood and Kier Halladon rejects Kian Barthelen's offer.

Krista Wallace opens with the discovery of 215 children's graves at Kamloops residential school, linking that history to her own childhood stress-related stomach aches.

Totally Fantastic Title presents chapter 33 of Krista Wallace’s Gatekeeper’s Deception, where Kier faces accusations while Kian’s order against Gareth and Della threatens her family.

Krista Wallace’s “Gatekeeper’s Deception 32 - If Only She Would Recover” follows Kier as Derry confronts her with Alon Mare’s mirror, a necklace, and the rules of gating.

In Totally Fantastic Title’s “Gatekeeper’s Deception,” Chapter 31 follows Derry Morant, Kierre Halladon, Kian Barthelen, and Valraker as Alon’s gold mirror is found in Kierre’s saddlebag.

Totally Fantastic Title marks its one-year anniversary before Krista Wallace resumes Chapter 30 of Gatekeeper’s Deception, where Kierre wakes injured at Barthelen Castle after the cave mission.

Krista Wallace introduces Chapter 29 of Gatekeeper's Deception, where travelers pursued by elves attempt to reach Barthelen Castle while Alon Maer's unborn child's heartbeat grows fainter.

Krista Wallace narrates Chapter 28 of Gatekeeper's Deception, where Fennel's exhausted party crosses a mountain trail while pursued by wood elves.

Krista Wallace opens with a parenting account in which her children controlled their own rooms and eventually chose when to clean them.

Totally Fantastic Title presents Chapter 26 of Krista Wallace’s Keeper’s Deception, where Derry cares for the injured Kier while traveling through a mountain pass.

Totally Fantastic Title, Chapter 25 of Gatekeeper’s Deception, follows Derry’s injured party toward Barthelen Castle while Fennell, Frederick, Janik, and Harley separate to seek sap from the Tree of Life.

Krista Wallace opens with an angry explanation of when “I before E except after C” applies, using “receive,” “believe,” “weird,” and “species” as examples.

Krista Wallace reads chapter 23 of Gatekeeper's Deception, where Kierre escapes ghostly beings and reaches a battlefield outside the Indon Caves.

Krista Wallace reads Chapter 22 of Gatekeeper's Deception, where Derry's party climbs toward the Indian caves while Kier searches underground for dust from dark-elven gem-polishing machines.

Krista Wallace opens with a Paris anecdote in which a hotel worker lends strangers a corkscrew, while a cheese shop refuses to cut a small portion from a nine-inch round of blue cheese.

Krista Wallace’s “On Proving Herself” follows Kier after Derry accuses her of putting personal desires ahead of the company’s mission to save Alon Mare.

Krista Wallace narrates Chapter 19 of Gatekeeper’s Deception, where Kierre visits Major Gilvray to obtain the round stone marked with five-colored gems and ancient runes.

Krista Wallace opens Episode 41, “This Burning Betrayal,” with an Osoyoos gas-station mistake to argue that accountability and repair make forgiveness possible.

Totally Fantastic Title's “Gatekeeper's Deception 17 - Especially When They're Lying” follows Kierre as she returns late to the inn with information about a rune-covered stone key needed to enter the Indan Caves.

Krista Wallace opens with her publication history for “To Serve and Protect,” contrasting Casey Dyer and Colleen Anderson's praise with Jordan's criticism before describing its publication by Bundoran Press.

Krista Wallace opens Totally Fantastic Title's “Gatekeeper's Deception 15 - Her Motive was Assurance” by reading Stephen King's account of being shamed for rewriting Edgar Allan Poe's The Pit and the Pendulum.

Krista Wallace reviews the Netflix series Dash and Lily, focusing on its red-notebook premise and a confrontation built around the line “I was only 12” / “So was I.” An audiobook excerpt follows Kierre’s company to Seaview during an annual fish fry while they search for the white trefoil Talima, needed to save Alon Mare’s life.

Krista Wallace reads Chapter 13 of Gatekeeper's Deception, where Kier must care for Janik, Fennel, Duskellen, and Derry after all four become violently ill in the mountains.

Krista Wallace opens with her first Christmas spent with only Matt, then reads Chapter 12 of Gatekeeper's Deception, where Kierre follows Frederick after hearing him speak her unknown language.

Krista Wallace's Totally Fantastic Title episode “Gatekeeper's Deception 11 - Someone Else Knew” opens with an argument that people should not apologize for crying or expressing sadness, fear, and heartbreak.

Totally Fantastic Title, Episode 33 follows Kier and her companions from an arrow attack near an earthquake fissure into mountains leading toward the Sea of Khun.

Krista Wallace's Totally Fantastic Title presents Chapter 9 of Gatekeeper's Deception, where Bianca Ardra searches for a way to help the damaged village of Hrath.

Krista Wallace's "Gatekeeper's Deception 8 - Their Only Chance" follows Kier's party from Kami's Tower toward the Cold Fells in search of Falander lichen.

Totally Fantastic Title’s “Gatekeeper’s Deception 7 - Their Mission Must Fail” follows Kier and her companions after Kami offers her comfort, knowledge, and a life beside him.