The Turtlesmith Podcast

Turtlesmith

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Slow-growth business talk with real owner friction.

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The Turtlesmith Podcast is a brisk small-business show built around real owner problems, from crypto payments to licensing delays. Its conversations favor practical tradeoffs over polished theory, with tax, operations, and risk explained in everyday terms.

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About The Turtlesmith Podcast

The Turtlesmith Podcast approaches entrepreneurship from the ground level. It is interested in the part of small business that happens after the inspirational quote ends. Scott Hess and John Barton talk like people sorting through real owner decisions in public, with the pauses, corrections, jokes, and pushback left in. That texture matters. A conversation about accepting Bitcoin quickly becomes a practical look at processing fees, income treatment, capital gains, and the messy tax trail that can follow ordinary purchases. A conversation about business identity theft turns toward domain impersonation, social media scams, paid monitoring services, and the high cost of formal complaints. A kitchen licensing update becomes more than banter because it shows how code compliance, health permits, electrical work, and early expert advice can change the shape of a business launch. The show is casual, but its instincts are conservative in the useful sense. It likes momentum, yet it keeps asking what paperwork, cash risk, tax exposure, or missing advisor could punish that momentum later. Retail episodes carry the same pattern. Small shops are encouraged to participate in holiday demand without pretending they can beat big-box pricing, and the recommended edge is human service, smoother buying, and direct help. Broader stories also get pulled back to owner lessons. Michael Jordan's move from NBA ownership into NASCAR investment becomes a way to talk about delegation, luck, and building a team smart enough to catch opportunities. The show is at its best when it lets a concrete example do the teaching. It can be blunt. It can wander. Still, the recurring argument is steady: small-business owners need ambition, but they also need systems, advisors, patience, and a clearer view of what can go wrong.

Made for: Built for aspiring and active small-business owners who want plain-English discussions of taxes, operations, payments, retail choices, and risk. It especially fits listeners who prefer practical debate over polished business-school language.

What sets it apart: The show turns lived owner headaches into business lessons, using licensing delays, crypto payment questions, retail examples, and failed deal stories as working material. Its strength is the back-and-forth between tax-minded caution and entrepreneurial momentum.

In their own words

The Turtlesmith Podcast is aimed at people who want to take their step into entrepreneurship, and start a small business. We get into everything from Business strategies, actionable advice, taxes, and all the things it takes to build a profitable business. In our weekly episodes, we break down a step by step plan across 3 phases. Our motto is "Get Rich Slow". Tune in with Scott Hess, an expert tax accountant and business consultant, and John Barton, serial entrepreneur and business man, as we tackle the mystery and break down the walls of information to help you reach your dreams.

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Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026

The Turtlesmith Podcast tests small-business ideas against the costs, risks and operational snags that appear once execution begins.

Scott Hess, a tax and business consultant, and John Barton, a small business owner, turn small-company decisions into candid working conversations.

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Black Friday meets small-business math, so you can keep your margins and your dignity.

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  • practical ways to compete on customer experience instead of ruinous discounts
  • Scott Hess and John Barton turning costly business mistakes into useful guardrails
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small-business taxescrypto payment acceptancelicensing and complianceretail holiday operationsbusiness identity theftadvisor and isolation riskpreparation versus impulsivitycustomer experience

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Should Your Small Business Accept Bitcoin? (Fees & Taxes Explained)Apr 15, 2026

Bitcoin is treated as a small-business accounting and payment choice, not just a slogan.

The episode frames Bitcoin as a small-business decision, with Calvin guiding the talk toward whether owners are ready to accept crypto, how payment processing would work, and what tax treatment looks like when Bitcoin is sold or used in a transaction.

Business Identity TheftApr 8, 2026

A practical look at online impersonation, monitoring tools, and the cost of chasing domain lookalikes.

It presents online impersonation as a costly, stubborn problem for small businesses. Brand Verify, ZeroFox, and Brand Shield are positioned as tools for watching keywords, social media, and phishing scams, but the point lands that paid services still leave gaps.

Michael Jordan's Wild RideMar 11, 2026

Michael Jordan's NASCAR pivot becomes a clear talk about hiring, advice, luck, and knowing when a role does not fit.

Michael Jordan's move from basketball icon to NASCAR owner gives the episode its hook, and the hosts keep circling the same business lesson: the person on the front line still needs the right advice and the right people behind them.

Holiday Retail Operations (How To Survive!)Nov 12, 2025

Small retailers can do better by competing on service, not deep discounts.

The episode makes a plain case for something small retailers often forget: they do not need to win a race to the bottom. It is better when they lean on service, fit checks, gift wrapping, bundles, and real help at the point of sale.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Marketing vs Advertising & Understanding the Difference

    Apr 22, 2026·29m
  2. 2

    Should Your Small Business Accept Bitcoin? (Fees & Taxes Explained)

    Hidden gem

    Crypto looks easy at checkout.

    Apr 15, 2026·26m·1 clip
  3. 3

    Business Identity Theft

    Hidden gem

    ["The Turtlesmith Podcast episode \"Business Identity Theft\" focuses on scammers copying JB Cases photos and brand identity to sell fake listings on Facebook, Instagram, and Amazon.", "Scott Hess and John Barton explain that credit cards and PayPal can trigger disputes, while Cash App, Venmo, and Facebook payments are treated as unrecoverable.", "Barton says his team now watermarks product photos, posts scam warnings, and maintains a scammers page because impersonators reuse images and accounts.", "The episode also attacks Facebook's $50-a-month verified-check process, which Barton says still requires him to find impersonators before the platform acts."]

    Apr 8, 2026·33m·2 clips
  4. 4

    American Heartland Collapse | Text Messages from God

    The hosts discuss progress on a kitchen renovation for a small business, covering electrical work, code compliance, and upcoming licensing steps.

    Apr 1, 2026·32m
  5. 5

    Open Topics

    The hosts discuss small business topics, including spring break's impact on work and the spending habits of 18-25 year olds.

    Mar 25, 2026·36m
  6. 6

    Starting a Business in 2026

    Two hosts discuss the challenges and progress of starting a business, focusing on licensing issues for a kitchen after moving from a food truck, while reflecting on the balance between preparation and impulsivity in entrepreneurship.

    Mar 18, 2026·44m
  7. 7

    Michael Jordan's Wild Ride

    Michael Jordan's NASCAR move gives the conversation its frame.

    Mar 11, 2026·34m·2 clips
  8. 8

    The Cost of Isolation in Business

    Scott Hess (tax and business consultant) and John Barton (small business owner) use The Turtlesmith Podcast to examine the concrete costs of entrepreneurs trying to operate without professional advisors.

    Mar 4, 2026·43m·3 clips
  9. 9

    Oklahoma Governor Wants to Ditch Cannabis Program

    Feb 25, 2026·38m
  10. 10

    Succession Planning

    Feb 11, 2026·41m
  11. 11

    Snowmageddon

    Feb 4, 2026·40m
  12. 12

    The Drone Ban

    Jan 28, 2026·38m
  13. 13

    The Impact of I.C.E. on Small Businesses

    Jan 22, 2026·43m
  14. 14

    CES and AI in Business

    Jan 14, 2026·40m
  15. 15

    The War for Warner Bros

    Dec 17, 2025·43m
  16. 16

    End of Year Operations

    Dec 10, 2025·26m
  17. 17

    Managing Employee Burnout

    Dec 4, 2025·29m
  18. 18

    Managing Seasonal Help

    Nov 26, 2025·24m
  19. 19

    Holiday Retail Inventory Management

    Nov 19, 2025·47m
  20. 20

    Holiday Retail Operations (How To Survive!)

    Hidden gem

    The hosts reopen the season with kitchen-renovation jokes and the same old claim that the project is still two weeks away.

    Nov 12, 2025·47m·3 clips
  21. 21

    Put It All Together: End of Phase 2

    Oct 30, 2025·23m
  22. 22

    What Business Structure Should I Choose?

    Oct 23, 2025·30m
  23. 23

    How Do I Plan To Scale My Business?

    Two individuals share personal updates about home construction and health routines before introducing themselves as a tax consultant and small business owner, hinting at a discussion on business scaling.

    Oct 16, 2025·22m
  24. 24

    What Type Of Insurance Does My Business Need ?

    Oct 9, 2025·38m
  25. 25

    What is the Best Way to Hire Someone?

    Oct 2, 2025·43m
  26. 26

    The Very Basic, Basics of Accounting

    Sep 25, 2025·59m
  27. 27

    Do I Need Licenses or Permits?

    Sep 18, 2025·32m
  28. 28

    How To Find Funding

    The hosts discuss funding and loans, starting with a humorous anecdote about a 50% interest loan offer, then sharing personal stories about home repairs and superstitions related to money leaks.

    Sep 11, 2025·33m
  29. 29

    Let's Put It All Together - End of Phase 1

    Sep 4, 2025·13m
  30. 30

    How Do I Financially Plan to Start My Business?

    Aug 28, 2025·40m
  31. 31

    Marketing Strategy and Sales Approach

    The host discusses quitting Facebook to avoid political debates, leading to increased productivity and peace, while reflecting on society's toxic discourse.

    Nov 5, 2024·59m
  32. 32

    Concept Development

    Oct 31, 2024·1h
  33. 33

    Brand Development

    Oct 31, 2024·1h 4m
  34. 34

    The Feasibility Study

    Oct 17, 2024·1h 38m
  35. 35

    Market Research

    Oct 8, 2024·1h 8m
  36. 36

    Become an Expert

    Oct 2, 2024·1h 31m
  37. 37

    What is The Elevator Pitch?

    The hosts discuss their week, including the wife launching a dance boot business website and the husband getting fired by a client over his fixed-fee accounting pricing system.

    Sep 27, 2024·1h