Fast riffs from a restless comic brain.
The gist
Seven Minutes In Evan turns ordinary irritations into spiraling comic arguments. HOA meetings, wellness podcasts, halftime outrage, winter sports, parenthood, and Austin street scenes become fuel for rapid asides and exaggerated moral detours.
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About Seven Minutes In Evan
Seven Minutes In Evan is a comedy podcast built around momentum, not neatness. Evan Lopez talks like a comic trying to outrun his own next thought, then doubles back just long enough to make the detour part of the bit. The format is nominally brief. The energy is not. Recent episodes use everyday situations as trapdoors into larger, stranger comic arguments. A first HOA meeting becomes a vision of old-world land disputes and suspicious community accounting. A wellness-podcast setup turns into a rejection of longevity culture, fish oil certainty, and the kind of study that sounds more theatrical than useful. Curling becomes a doorway into winter Olympics absurdity. The Super Bowl halftime show becomes a comic argument about Bad Bunny, Puerto Rico, representation, and the strange ways people define Americanness when music enters a stadium. The show also gets more personal than its chaos first suggests. Lopez talks about moving spaces, losing rhythm with content, trying to make work that feels like his own, and adjusting to life as a new parent. Those serious notes rarely stay solemn. They get folded into riffs about panic, burnout, online pressure, and the humiliating comedy of trying to become a functional adult while still chasing bits. Austin is a recurring character, especially its comedy rooms, downtown disorder, and the strange civic theater around Sixth Street. The show can feel like a stand-up notebook being tested in real time. That looseness is the point. It favors speed, exaggeration, backpedals, and sudden pivots over polished explanation. It is best for comedy listeners who enjoy a solo voice with enough self-awareness to mock its own spirals while still committing to them. Interviews and guests may appear, but the draw is the monologue engine: a restless comic mind turning small discomforts into big, ridiculous shapes.
Made for: For stand-up podcast listeners who like loose monologues, Austin comedy energy, and personal stories that keep veering into absurd argument. It fits people who prefer raw comic momentum over polished interview structure.
What sets it apart: The show turns minor adult-life friction into full-speed comic escalation, then lets sincerity slip through without slowing the pace. Its distinctive pull is the mix of chaotic riffing, self-correction, and sudden personal honesty.
In their own words
Get inside the world of Evan for seven minutes.. or more.. Hosted by Comedian Evan Lopez based in in the heart of Austin, Texas. Evan Lopez was recently featured on OFTV's most watched episode of "LMAOF" Standup specials. Born in a small desert town in California to a mixed household being half white half Puerto Rican has made Evan diverse in culture with a unique upbringing of being a feral homeschool kid that he brings to the stage. Evan believes laughter is the best medicine. Unless you have good insurance.
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Episode 307: I'm the Elizabeth Holmes of Podcasts
·36m - 2
What AI will evolve into - Part 2
·8m - 3
The pigeon man feat Daylen Mendoca
·58m - 4
Ya gotta chew your dogs
·30m - 5
I Went to My First HOA Meeting
·7m - 6
Biohacking is making us die faster
·8m - 7
The Straightest Sport in the Winter Olympics
·8m - 8
Most Watched or Most Hated? The Super Bowl Halftime Show
·8m - 9
What AI will become in the future sadly
·7m - 10
Seven Minutes in Evan: The Texas Freeze
·8m - 11
ICE Drama & Call Me Daddy?
·43m - 12
Austin Is Basically Jurassic Park Now
·21m - 13
The Giggle Of God
·34m - 14
Austin’s Comedy Scene surviving Homeless Vampires on Lime Scooters
·19m - 15
Life Below Zero Lifestyle
·41m - 16
Good Will Hunting for Brain-Rot
·35m - 17
Wake up babe new Dire Wolves just dropped
·25m - 18
Walking my first audience member :(
·47m - 19
Daddy's Home
·48m - 20
Kendrick Lamar VS Drake & Tom Brady Roast?
·30m - 21
OJ Simpson: Hero or Villain?
·36m - 22
Rap Beefs and Texas Crane Flies
·31m - 23
The cancel terminator of culture
·33m - 24
321 East Austin Comedy Club's Raza Jafri & The Raven's Dilemma
·1h 3m - 25
Is Bitcoin a penguin stripper?
·37m - 26
Exploring the Future of AI, Human Relationships, and Extraterrestrial Life with Zach Wilcoxen
·1h 31m - 27
The Finer Things Italian With David Centofanti
·1h 25m - 28
Episode 317: Trapped on a Cruise with Andre Ricks
·1h 39m - 29
Texas freezes? Joy Koy Monologue & Koalas are homewreckers!
·37m - 30
Dave Chappelle Dreamer controversy, Katt Williams goes diabolical, & Stephen Hawking what?
·35m - 31
Bible Bears Bully Beatdown?
·43m - 32
Episode 312: Systemically depressed on a molecular level
·1h 9m - 33
Episode 311: Panera's deadly drink & ash eating lovers
·1h 6m - 34
Episode 310: What Really Happened In The 90's?
·1h 6m - 35
Episode 309: The Gen Z vs Millennial showdown
·59m - 36
Episode 308: Evan's Treehouse and Carnivorous Mudslides
·31m - 37
Episode 255: The Deer Doomsday prep Nutcracker
·36m - 38
Seven Minutes in Evan 306: Boybands banned from saying flavor
·39m - 39
Hungry Hungry Hippos Unleashed: Seven Minutes In Evan #305
·29m - 40
Seven Minutes In Evan EP304: What is labor day without labor?
·44m - 41
Epieode 302: Bostonian Nat Rogachevsky misses selling drugs & really really likes transformers
·1h 26m - 42
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... Minus the Dwarves! | Episode 302 with Evan Lopez"
·38m - 43
Episode 301: The reality of 911 & My presidential bid
·46m - 44
Seven Minutes In Evan Episode 300 Special
·1h 10m - 45
Episode 299: Comedian Jack Timmons Is On The Market For A Platypus
·1h 13m - 46
Episode 298: Growing up in Church with Genivieve Janelle Clinton
·1h 27m - 47
Episode 297: Comedian Andre Ricks: Suffocating on Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
·1h 25m - 48
Christian rappers are a special kind of thing
·34m - 49
Episode 295: Dean Stanfield: Cowboying In Crocs
·1h 25m - 50
Comedian Nicholas Ceppaglia and the struggles of being handsome
·1h 17m - 51
Episode 245: Roewade to the ragdoll danger zone
·33m - 52
Episode 285: Aspiring professional fisherman almost poos pants
·30m - 53
Comedian Chad Dixon Hates Sea Turtle Parents
·1h 27m - 54
Bee movie, Eating Squirrel Nuts & evicting hermit crabs with Avery Carpenter
·1h 26m - 55
Evan discovers horsehair worms and unlocks new top fear
·22m - 56
Comedian Markus Olind knows the real secrets of Jurassic Park
·2h 11m - 57
Episode 289: Why are tank tops the wifebeater's athletic garb of choice?
·26m - 58
Episode 288: Comedian Zac Silverman loves a good chicken tendie
·58m - 59
Niko Jordan wants super powers to hunt the Rainey Street Ripper
·1h 7m - 60
Episode 284: Comedian CJ Landry Sells His Sperm For $800
·1h 6m - 61
Episode 283: Will AI take over the world and enslave humans to mine batteries for them?
·30m - 62
Episode 282: Did Rihanna make women cheat with her music?
·42m - 63
Episode 281: Comedian Jack Neil wants a pet bald eagle
·1h 3m - 64
Episode 280: Guest Shannon Sims was almost murdered by a friend turned crackhead
·1h 18m - 65
OnlyFans show experience and why San Antonio is the worst
·41m - 66
Episode 278: I'm Now an Onlyfans Creator
·40m - 67
AI will help us turn into Aliens
·18m - 68
256: The Baby Rattlesnake Era
·35m - 69
Episode 276: Kylie Jenner rocks a lion head for a shoulder pad
·41m - 70
Episode 275: Shakira and the missing Jam
·31m - 71
Episode 274: AI Will Take Over By 2025
·35m - 72
Episode 273: "New Year New Me"
·35m - 73
Episode 272: Texas is frozen #Wholeftthefridgeopen?
·35m - 74
Episode 271: Weddings are weird huh?
·33m - 75
Episode 270: Everyone is a soccer fan all of a sudden?
·29m - 76
Episode 268: Bombing on stage at a corporate hellgig event
·36m - 77
Episode 266: Mason Smith likes to hit a gagger get in a k-hole and watch interstellar
·1h 2m - 78
Comedian Melissa Diaz Practiced witchcraft in the Dominican Republic for funzies
·53m - 79
Episode 263: My Goth transformation with Mila Hugo
·1h 6m - 80
Episode 262: Walleye fishing tournament cheaters exposed! Leave Lord Of The Rings The Rings of Power Alone!
·41m - 81
Why puppies are the worst, becoming grumpy and hating people & getting a million views with Niko Jordan
·57m - 82
Episode 261: Featuring Comedian Chris Tan & finding the meaning of life with
·1h 10m - 83
Role playing in the bedroom as Draco Malfoy with Joe McNamara
·1h 26m - 84
Episode 259: Featuring Matty Stu. We are going undercover in Scientology, What really happened to Will Smith? & hot doctors checking for STDS
·1h 2m - 85
Episode 258: Kid identifies as a cat at school, Hooters waitress caught dipping wings in her…
·33m - 86
Episode 257: Dr. Eric Goodman's Five Pillars To A Good Life
·1h 7m - 87
Episode 254: Featuring Comedian Spencer Cavins
·1h 7m - 88
Episode 253: Shakira's hips lie about taxes
·31m - 89
Episode 252: Featuring Comedian Matty Stu
·51m - 90
Episode 251: Ricky Martin I'm sorry Elon Musk is a F*ckboy!
·37m - 91
Episode 250: Ricky Martin is a creepy uncle?
·32m - 92
Episode 249: Getting assaulted by the Texas heatwave
·36m - 93
Episode 248: How hot you got to be for Ricky Martin to stalk you?
·33m - 94
Episode 247: UFC The Ultimate Fighter Competitor Laura Gallardo
·1h 2m - 95
Episode 246: Wild Talk Wednesdays
·24m - 96
Episode 244: Bicycle attempt on the president's life
·29m - 97
Lavender bathtubs & Jon sNOw!
·34m - 98
Was Jesus kind of a Jerk?
Evan Lopez argues Jesus might have been a jerk who flexed on drowning people and turned water into wine against their will.
·31m·3 clips - 99
Defending Our Southern Border with Chad Dixon
A chaotic and crude conversation about defending the southern border, intermixed with random anecdotes about homeless people and paintball.
·1h 21m - 100
Episode 265: Turn Amber Alerts into bounties & Jersey Shore is a masterclass on filmmaking with Evan Lopez
Comedian Evan Lopez hosts a solo episode of Seven Minutes In Evan, jumping between personal anecdotes and societal critiques.
·36m·3 clips - 101
The pigeon man feat Daylen Mendoca
The host and guest discuss the Beatles, a podcast crossover, and Paul Walker fandom.
Apr 3, 2026·58m - 102
I Went to My First HOA Meeting
Evan Lopez humorously recounts attending his first HOA meeting, reflecting on aging and community involvement.
Mar 3, 2026·7m - 103
Biohacking is making us die faster
The host rants about how biohacking and wellness trends are actually making people die faster.
Feb 24, 2026·8m - 104
The Straightest Sport in the Winter Olympics
The host discusses the lack of respect for winter Olympics sports, particularly curling, and a recent cheating scandal involving a curling stone gesture.
Feb 17, 2026·8m - 105
Most Watched or Most Hated? The Super Bowl Halftime Show
The host passionately defends the Super Bowl halftime show featuring Bad Bunny, arguing it represents American diversity and criticizing critics who wanted a different performer.
Feb 11, 2026·8m - 106
What AI will evolve into - Part 2
Feb 6, 2026·8m - 107
What AI will become in the future sadly
Feb 5, 2026·7m - 108
Seven Minutes in Evan: The Texas Freeze
Jan 31, 2026·8m - 109
ICE Drama & Call Me Daddy?
Hidden gemEvan says the ICE debate is “complicated,” not “ICE bad, ICE good,” and pushes for “solution oriented” thinking.
Jan 20, 2026·43m·2 clips - 110
Austin Is Basically Jurassic Park Now
Hidden gemAustin downtown is described as "Jurassic park" with "dinosaurs running all around."
Dec 9, 2025·21m·1 clip - 111
The Giggle Of God
Hidden gemHaving a kid turned "do as I say, not what I do" into a problem Evan could not use anymore.
Dec 3, 2025·34m·2 clips - 112
Austin’s Comedy Scene surviving Homeless Vampires on Lime Scooters
Seven Minutes In Evan examines Evan’s experience performing comedy in Austin, including riding Lime scooters through downtown and navigating areas he compares to zombie territory.
Oct 14, 2025·19m·1 clip - 113
Life Below Zero Lifestyle
Hidden gemEvan Lopez uses Life Below Zero’s subsistence routines in Alaska to contrast sustained, hands-on activity with the rapid reward cycle of online scrolling.
Oct 7, 2025·41m·2 clips - 114
Good Will Hunting for Brain-Rot
May 27, 2025·35m - 115
Wake up babe new Dire Wolves just dropped
Apr 9, 2025·25m - 116
Ya gotta chew your dogs
Apr 3, 2025·30m - 117
Walking my first audience member :(
Mar 24, 2025·47m - 118
Daddy's Home
Mar 19, 2025·48m - 119
Kendrick Lamar VS Drake & Tom Brady Roast?
May 8, 2024·30m - 120
OJ Simpson: Hero or Villain?
Apr 12, 2024·36m - 121
Rap Beefs and Texas Crane Flies
Mar 27, 2024·31m - 122
The cancel terminator of culture
Mar 22, 2024·33m - 123
321 East Austin Comedy Club's Raza Jafri & The Raven's Dilemma
Mar 13, 2024·1h 3m - 124
Is Bitcoin a penguin stripper?
Mar 6, 2024·37m - 125
Exploring the Future of AI, Human Relationships, and Extraterrestrial Life with Zach Wilcoxen
Feb 21, 2024·1h 31m - 126
The Finer Things Italian With David Centofanti
Feb 14, 2024·1h 25m - 127
Episode 317: Trapped on a Cruise with Andre Ricks
Feb 7, 2024·1h 39m - 128
Defending Our Southern Border with Chad Dixon
Feb 1, 2024·1h 21m - 129
Texas freezes? Joy Koy Monologue & Koalas are homewreckers!
Jan 17, 2024·37m - 130
Dave Chappelle Dreamer controversy, Katt Williams goes diabolical, & Stephen Hawking what?
Jan 8, 2024·35m - 131
Bible Bears Bully Beatdown?
Dec 29, 2023·43m - 132
Episode 312: Systemically depressed on a molecular level
Dec 22, 2023·1h 9m - 133
Episode 311: Panera's deadly drink & ash eating lovers
Dec 6, 2023·1h 6m - 134
Episode 310: What Really Happened In The 90's?
Nov 23, 2023·1h 6m - 135
Episode 309: The Gen Z vs Millennial showdown
Nov 17, 2023·59m - 136
Episode 308: Evan's Treehouse and Carnivorous Mudslides
Nov 3, 2023·31m - 137
Episode 307: I'm the Elizabeth Holmes of Podcasts
Oct 18, 2023·36m - 138
Seven Minutes in Evan 306: Boybands banned from saying flavor
Oct 4, 2023·39m - 139
Hungry Hungry Hippos Unleashed: Seven Minutes In Evan #305
Sep 13, 2023·29m - 140
Seven Minutes In Evan EP304: What is labor day without labor?
Comedian Evan riffs on podcast introductions and the confusion around his show's title.
Sep 4, 2023·44m - 141
Epieode 302: Bostonian Nat Rogachevsky misses selling drugs & really really likes transformers
Nat Rogachevsky discusses his past selling drugs, love for Transformers, and random topics like Trump's height.
Aug 30, 2023·1h 26m - 142
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves... Minus the Dwarves! | Episode 302 with Evan Lopez"
Evan Lopez and the host discuss the controversy over removing dwarves from Snow White and the nature of content creation in 2023.
Aug 23, 2023·38m - 143
Episode 301: The reality of 911 & My presidential bid
Aug 19, 2023·46m - 144
Seven Minutes In Evan Episode 300 Special
Aug 4, 2023·1h 10m - 145
Episode 299: Comedian Jack Timmons Is On The Market For A Platypus
Jul 24, 2023·1h 13m - 146
Episode 298: Growing up in Church with Genivieve Janelle Clinton
Comedian Genivieve Janelle Clinton discusses her soft-spoken off-stage demeanor and the challenges of maintaining her voice during performances.
Jul 17, 2023·1h 27m - 147
Episode 297: Comedian Andre Ricks: Suffocating on Krispy Kreme Doughnuts
Jul 10, 2023·1h 25m - 148
Christian rappers are a special kind of thing
Jul 5, 2023·34m - 149
Episode 295: Dean Stanfield: Cowboying In Crocs
Jun 26, 2023·1h 25m - 150
Comedian Nicholas Ceppaglia and the struggles of being handsome
Jun 19, 2023·1h 17m