The Debaters

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Ridiculous arguments, seriously funny stakes.

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The Debaters is a live comedy contest built from tiny, ridiculous propositions and treated like public business. Comedians argue both sides of questions about hardwood floors, book clubs, smoothies, denim, raisins, snowball fights, and other low-stakes flashpoints while the audience decides who won.

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About The Debaters

The Debaters turns personal taste into public combat. The stakes are fake, but the effort is real. Recent episodes treat carpet, hardwood, university towns, scammers, book clubs, silence, smoothies, trees, praise, massages, dishwashers, jeans, food delivery, raisins, romantic comedies, snowball fights, and aging as if each one deserves a closing argument. That gap is the engine of the show. A comedian can argue that hardwood floors protect people from stealthy danger, while another turns carpet into a mysterious domestic luxury. A warning about scams becomes a contest between critical thinking and modern trickery. A debate about silence swerves into weddings, family memories, and the comic horror of sound. The structure keeps the chaos legible. Each installment has a live-room setup, named debaters, quick factual prompts, prepared arguments, rebuttal energy, and an audience vote. Steve Patterson appears as the recurring host voice, guiding the pace with puns, scores, city jokes, and sharp handoffs. The show also carries a strong Canadian stage identity, moving through Toronto, Vancouver, North Vancouver, Winnipeg, Ottawa, and London with local references baked into the introductions. It is not a loose celebrity hangout. It is closer to stand-up with a scoreboard. The comedians know the positions are absurd, which gives them permission to argue harder. That is why raisins can become a cultural referendum and jeans can provoke a surprisingly committed defense. The humor is quick, broad, and often a little blunt. It favors punchlines over reflection. It also makes room for wordplay, mock-serious reasoning, and sudden reversals when a throwaway detail becomes the center of the case. The live audience matters because the vote gives every bit a destination. The show works best for comedy listeners who enjoy rules, interruptions, puns, competitive timing, and the sound of smart performers making nonsense feel temporarily decisive.

Made for: For fans of live stand-up, panel games, quick rebuttals, and comedy that turns ordinary preferences into theatrical public disputes. Especially suited to listeners who like Canadian stage energy and fast jokes with a clear format.

What sets it apart: The show’s edge is its formal debate machinery: prepared comic cases, quiz-like prompts, rebuttals, scoring, and audience votes. It gives loose comic banter a competitive frame without making the subjects any less absurd.

In their own words

The Debaters is the hit show where comedians go toe-to-toe in a battle of laughs and logic. Hosted by award-winning funnyman Steve Patterson, the program is a combustible combination of sharply crafted comedic rants and hilarious ad libs. The engaging format is part stand-up, part quiz show and part comedy competition, with the live audience picking the winners.

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Carpet becomes an accessory to murder, and you get to enjoy the closing argument.

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  • everyday preferences prosecuted with wildly disproportionate comic conviction
  • Steve Patterson keeping the jokes moving while you quietly pick a side
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Is carpet superior to hardwood? Does nothing beat living in a university town?Apr 16, 2026

A Toronto floor debate that turns hardwood and carpet into jokes about safety, comfort, and belonging.

The Debaters turns a Toronto floor fight into a lively live comedy debate, with Steve Patterson guiding Sean Cullen and Jan Caruana through hardwood and carpet arguments that keep sliding into absurdity.

Are scammers getting smarter? Should everyone join a book club?Apr 9, 2026

Live Toronto debate comedy turns scam panic and a book-club punchline into crowd-pleasing friction.

The Debaters sets its live Toronto crowd at the Danforth Music Hall in motion with Steve Patterson guiding Craig Fay and Elvira Kurt through a scam debate built on crypto offers, fake calls from the cops, work-from-home pitches, and hacked porn-history panic.

Shh! Is silence golden? Does a smoothie make a meal?Apr 2, 2026

A live comedy debate that moves from silence to smoothies and lets the audience decide.

The episode leans on two comic debates, first silence and then smoothies, with Charlie Demers and Yumi Nagashima taking the silence round before the conversation moves on.

Are jeans the best pants? And is food delivery easier than ever?Mar 12, 2026

A live denim debate turns washing habits, cargo pockets, and grandma's knitting into mock-serious comic evidence.

At the Winnipeg Comedy Fest, a pair of jeans becomes the whole case file as Miles Anderson and Stacy McGonigal turn denim preference into a mock-serious public argument.

Should everyone love raisins? And are romantic comedies lovely?Feb 12, 2026

A mock raisin trial, a champagne science detour, and an audience ruling on romantic comedies.

Raisins get a mock courtroom showcase, as Deborah Kimmett makes the pro-raisin case through nutrition and the swagger of the California Raisins, while Ivan Decker pushes back on dried fruit with wartime history and a complaint about being boomsplained.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Should you move back in with your parents? Does nothing beat a coupon?

    Oct 1, 2026·32m
  2. 2

    Is it the thought that counts? And is it better to be rich or famous?

    Sep 24, 2026·38m
  3. 3

    Is a clothesline superior to a dryer? Should Saskatoon be the capital of Saskatchewan?

    Sep 17, 2026·35m
  4. 4

    Does a tent beat an RV? Are Saskatchewanians the toughest Canadians?

    Sep 10, 2026·39m
  5. 5

    Are backyards better than front yards? Is travelling with kids worth it?

    Jun 18, 2026·35m
  6. 6

    Should everything be enjoyed in moderation? Is texting the best way to talk?

    Jun 11, 2026·35m
  7. 7

    Is imitation the sincerest form of flattery? Should everyone go to therapy?

    Jun 4, 2026·37m
  8. 8

    Does dipping sauce complete a meal? Do boycotts work?

    May 28, 2026·40m
  9. 9

    Is London, Ontario superior to London, England? Does Facebook Marketplace rule?

    May 14, 2026·38m
  10. 10

    Weekend laughs from The Big Five

    May 2, 2026·56m
  11. 11

    Does table service beat a buffet? Is Toronto a great place to live?

    Apr 30, 2026·37m
  12. 12

    Do millennials make the best parents? Is rain superior to shine?

    Apr 23, 2026·35m
  13. 13

    Is carpet superior to hardwood? Does nothing beat living in a university town?

    The Debaters lands in Toronto with a live fight over carpet and hardwood.

    Apr 16, 2026·41m·2 clips
  14. 14

    Are scammers getting smarter? Should everyone join a book club?

    Scams take the first swing.

    Apr 9, 2026·39m·2 clips
  15. 15

    Shh! Is silence golden? Does a smoothie make a meal?

    From Centennial Theatre in North Vancouver, The Debaters takes two plain prompts and turns them into live comic combat.

    Apr 2, 2026·37m·2 clips
  16. 16

    Are trees overrated? Do you learn nothing from praise?

    This is a promotional trailer for two podcasts: The Big Five, a debate game show about various topics, and The Debater, where comedians compete with facts and humor.

    Mar 26, 2026·36m
  17. 17

    Are massages the best? Does a dishwasher beat hand washing?

    This comedy debate episode features comedians arguing whether massages are the best or if a dishwasher beats hand washing, set in Vancouver with references to Expo 86.

    Mar 19, 2026·40m
  18. 18

    Are jeans the best pants? And is food delivery easier than ever?

    The Debaters stages two Winnipeg Comedy Fest debates: Stacey McGonigal and Miles Anderson argue over jeans, while Graham Clark and Lachlan Patterson argue over food delivery.

    Mar 12, 2026·38m·2 clips
  19. 19

    Should we trust influencers? Are electric vehicles the way to go?

    Mar 5, 2026·35m
  20. 20

    Does CBC have the best fans? Are coffee dates great?

    Feb 26, 2026·39m
  21. 21

    Weekend laughs from Because News

    Feb 21, 2026·34m
  22. 22

    Are tourists the worst? Should people stop comparing themselves to others?

    Feb 19, 2026·37m
  23. 23

    Should everyone love raisins? And are romantic comedies lovely?

    The Debaters features Steve Patterson moderating two comedy debates: Deborah Kimmett defends raisins while Ivan Decker calls hot baked raisins “wrinkled balls of lava.” Katie Ellen Humphries argues that romantic comedies offer comfort and connection, while Levi McCatchen says they normalize unrealistic relationship expectations.

    Feb 12, 2026·28m·1 clip
  24. 24

    Should you raise your family in Winnipeg? And is compromise the best solution?

    Feb 5, 2026·38m
  25. 25

    Is Ottawa more exciting than Montreal? Are sports the best way to meet people?

    Jan 29, 2026·40m
  26. 26

    Do museums make you smarter? Are rules meant to be broken?

    Jan 22, 2026·36m
  27. 27

    Is shawarma the best late-night food? Are parent-teacher conferences important?

    Jan 15, 2026·35m
  28. 28

    Is a mullet better than a perm? Should we all be prepping for doomsday?

    Jan 8, 2026·35m
  29. 29

    Should we all do pottery? And love lineups?

    Jan 1, 2026·35m
  30. 30

    Are children smarter than their parents? Does nothing beat a talent show?

    Dec 25, 2025·35m
  31. 31

    Do candles deserve more appreciation? And is Tom Cruise the greatest movie star?

    Dec 18, 2025·38m
  32. 32

    Does every home need a landline? Is Saint John superior to St. John’s?

    Dec 11, 2025·38m
  33. 33

    Should snowball fights be banned? And is 60 the new 40?

    This comedic debate episode explores whether snowball fights should be banned and if 60 is the new 40, featuring jokes and audience interaction in Ottawa.

    Dec 4, 2025·28m
  34. 34

    Are night owls superior to early birds? Does dogsledding bring the excitement?

    Nov 27, 2025·35m
  35. 35

    Is pool superior to darts? Does nothing beat growing up on PEI?

    Nov 20, 2025·37m
  36. 36

    Are baby showers great? Does nothing beat winter in Alberta?

    Nov 17, 2025·34m
  37. 37

    Is having a plan superior to winging it? Are small airports a delight?

    Nov 6, 2025·34m
  38. 38

    Are high school friends the best friends you'll ever have? And are nosy neighbours better than noisy neighbours?

    Oct 30, 2025·36m
  39. 39

    Should pickup trucks rule the road? Is the customer always right?

    Oct 23, 2025·37m
  40. 40

    Are podcasts superior to music? Are date nights the key to a good relationship?

    Oct 16, 2025·32m
  41. 41

    Should curling be Canada’s national sport? Is Canada's Thanksgiving better than America's?

    Oct 9, 2025·40m
  42. 42

    Is meeting the parents important? And is Victoria, BC cool?

    Oct 2, 2025·38m
  43. 43

    Does Velcro beat laces? Do dress codes at work matter?

    Sep 25, 2025·35m
  44. 44

    Is wireless better than wired? And do you actually need a driver’s license?

    Sep 18, 2025·35m
  45. 45

    Should married couples renew their vows? And is living up North worth it?

    Sep 11, 2025·35m
  46. 46

    Is 20 Years a long time? And do names need to have meaning?

    This episode discusses business solutions through CAA membership and explores a historical debate about whether New Westminster or Victoria should have been the capital of British Columbia.

    Sep 4, 2025·36m
  47. 47

    20 Years of Debates: An Anniversary Special!

    This episode celebrates the 20th season of the comedy debate podcast The Debaters, featuring behind-the-scenes insights from creator Richard Side and host Steve Patterson.

    Sep 2, 2025·35m
  48. 48

    Should kids be on social media? Are stripes better than polka dots?

    Aug 28, 2025·35m
  49. 49

    Is it silly to hold a grudge? And does a kitchen party beat a shed party?

    Aug 21, 2025·36m
  50. 50

    Is listening to an audiobook the best way to read a book? And does nothing beat a night at the ballet?

    Aug 14, 2025·35m
  51. 51

    Is butter better than margarine? And does Newfoundland have the best time zone?

    Aug 7, 2025·36m
  52. 52

    Is Boston Pizza what we’re all hungry for? And are long weekends a letdown?

    Jul 31, 2025·36m
  53. 53

    Is moving for love a good idea? And is it better to be a jack of all trades or a master of one?

    Jul 24, 2025·38m
  54. 54

    Which ocean wins: Atlantic or Pacific? And does growing up poor make you stronger?

    Jul 17, 2025·38m
  55. 55

    Are staycations the best? And is it okay for one partner to be more successful?

    Jul 10, 2025·39m
  56. 56

    Is Coke better than Pepsi? And are family doctors overrated?

    Jul 3, 2025·37m
  57. 57

    Is Canada’s national anthem the best? And does everything happen for a reason?

    Jun 26, 2025·36m
  58. 58

    Are shopping carts better than baskets? And is an invitation to the cottage the secret to summer fun?

    Jun 19, 2025·37m
  59. 59

    Which is better: Mother’s Day or Father’s Day? And do coaches matter?

    Jun 12, 2025·35m
  60. 60

    Is maple syrup superior to honey? And is nothing more fun than a sleepover?

    May 30, 2025·39m
  61. 61

    Which is better: Plastic or paper? And are you nobody until somebody hates you?

    May 22, 2025·35m
  62. 62

    Does nothing beat a day at the ballpark? And is Toronto the worst city in Canada to commute in?

    This episode of The Debater features a comedic debate about Toronto's tourist attractions, including a humorous take on a Swiss gift monument at the CN Tower.

    May 8, 2025·37m