Million Bazillion

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Big money questions, goofy scenes, straight answers.

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Million Bazillion turns kids' money questions into comic scenes, using a merry-go-round to explain inflation and a karaoke night to explain copyright. The jokes come quickly, but the answers stay concrete, right down to how few $2 bills circulate compared with the $1.

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About Million Bazillion

Million Bazillion, hosted by Ryan Perez and Bridget Bodnar, is a Marketplace podcast that takes the money questions kids ask and answers them inside small comic productions. Its titles read like a list of things a curious kid wants to know: 'What is inflation?', 'What is the national debt?', 'Why do we have $2 bills if nobody uses them?'. The answers are not lectures. They are scenes. For inflation, a gentle merry-go-round stands for the healthy kind of price rise, where paychecks grow along with prices, until the ride speeds up and becomes a 'scary go-round'. A time-travel gag drops the characters back in 2022, where everyone is staring at their phones and looking stressed. Copyright, trademark and royalties get a karaoke night and a joke about Disney's lawyers. Under that joke is a clear account of fair use, covering comment, criticism, reporting, teaching and research, with a judge deciding the close calls. The same episode explains why Beethoven's music is no longer under copyright. The national debt starts with a mock warning that the episode is extremely scary, and the real worry turns out to be less about missed payments than about bond buyers losing trust. Stocks bring a visit to Ms. Gilson, whose traders get cranky after their nap, and a reminder that anyone investing first has to decide how much to risk. Bridget wants something safe-ish. The other voice in the scene would rather shoot for the moon. A follow-up, 'How do stocks make money? (Part 2)', turns to a real family. A listener named Joshua, from California, describes investing with his parents' guidance, and his dad, Michael, turns out to be the 'bank of dad', a pretend bank that offered a guaranteed amount of interest at the end of the year. The story treats risk and reward as a choice a kid actually got to make, and the show is firm that investing always needs a trusted adult. The $2 bill episode keeps the numbers concrete, setting more than 14 billion $1 bills against a little under two billion $2 bills and noting that bills above $500 are no longer printed but would still be honored. A lot of the comedy comes from small household chaos: a squabble over used-up crafting supplies, suspenders that will not stay clipped, a character sulking about a party invitation that never came. Listeners are greeted as million bazillionaires, and closing notes speak to the grown-ups, hoping the kids in their lives are having good conversations about money. What comes through is a real answer to a real question, with enough silliness to keep it light.

Made for: Suits a curious kid who keeps asking why prices go up or how stocks make money, and a grown-up who wants a funny, low-pressure way to start money conversations with them.

What sets it apart: Answers come wrapped in scripted comic scenes with characters and gags, yet the specifics underneath are real: fair-use rules, why bond buyers' trust matters, and how many $2 bills are in circulation. A real family's 'bank of dad' experiment sits alongside the sketches.

In their own words

Million Bazillion is a podcast from Marketplace that inspires families to talk about money. Described as “a godsend for anyone who knows a little kid with big questions about money,” by The New York Times, the podcast tackles questions from: "What is cryptocurrency?" to “How do I save money?” and “How does inflation work?” Hosts Ryan Perez and Bridget Bodnar take listeners on an awesome adventure to answer the awkward, complex, and sometimes surprising money questions from real kids. Million Bazillion is funded in part by the Sy Syms Foundation, partnering with organizations and people working for a better and more just future since 1985. And special thanks to The Ranzetta Family Charitable…

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Based on 5 episodes we listened to · August 2026

A Marketplace production that turns kids' real finance questions, like stock trading and national debt, into comic scenes with jokes built in.

Million Bazillion works the money-literacy corner of Kids and Family: a Marketplace production that turns real kids' financial questions into scripted, joke-heavy scenes instead of a straight explainer or a bedtime read.

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You want money explained with juice boxes, karaoke law offices, and a Federal Reserve-themed cat birthday party.

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  • the stock market without anyone pretending risk is a magic elevator
  • copyright law before a Disney singalong becomes a legal incident
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Inflation and rising pricesStocks, investing and riskThe national debt and bond buyersCopyright, trademark and royaltiesPaper money and the $2 billSaving and earning interest

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What is inflation?Mar 30, 2026

A spinning ride helps young listeners understand why rising prices can feel scary when paychecks lag behind.

Million Bazillion turns inflation into something kids can feel: a calm merry-go-round that starts spinning too fast. As the ride gets harder to stay on, the episode ties that uneasy motion to grocery prices rising faster than paychecks, then slows down long enough to explain why…

What are royalties, trademark and copyright?Nov 11, 2025

A karaoke mishap turns copyright, fair use, and trademark into a clear family lesson.

Million Bazillion takes a knotty subject - royalties, copyright, fair use, public domain, and trademark - and gives it a bright karaoke-night frame.

Why do we have $2 bills if nobody uses them?Nov 4, 2025

A goofy birthday-party setup makes the rarely used $2 bill feel like a funny, kid-friendly money mystery.

A crafting-supply mishap rolls into a Federal Reserve-themed birthday party, giving a simple money question a bright comic frame: why does the $2 bill still exist if people rarely spend it?

What is the national debt?Oct 28, 2025

A Halloween bond sale makes government debt feel funny, clear, and tied to trust.

A Halloween bond sale opens a funny path into government borrowing, debt, and the trust behind it. The episode tracks the worry that the U.S. could borrow so much that future bond buyers start to hesitate, less from fear of missed repayment than from concern about the economy or…

How do stocks make money?Oct 21, 2025

A puppy-filled stock-market lesson makes risk and investing feel like a lively family conversation.

Bridget and Ryan turn stocks into a kid-sized question of risk, reward, and just how much uncertainty a person can stomach. The episode moves from Marketplace Headquarters toward New York City and a Manhattan sublet, with a brokerage firm in view and a playful split between…

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Episodes

  1. 1

    What is inflation?

    Alder from Helena, Montana asks why a dollar today will be worth less in the future, and Bridget Bodnar and Ryan Perez answer with a 1972 time machine, candy-store prices, and a broken merry-go-round metaphor.

    Mar 30, 2026·27m·2 clips
  2. 2

    What are royalties, trademark and copyright?

    Hidden gem

    Ryan and Bridget open at karaoke night, where Cher and Elton John fail to play because the songs are copyrighted.

    Nov 11, 2025·33m·2 clips
  3. 3

    Why do we have $2 bills if nobody uses them?

    A listener from Indianapolis, Indiana asks why the U.S.

    Nov 4, 2025·29m·2 clips
  4. 4

    What is the national debt?

    Million Bazillion turns a Halloween town hall into a lesson on the U.S.

    Oct 28, 2025·26m·1 clip
  5. 5

    How do stocks make money? (Part 2)

    A listener shares his experience with stock market investing and the 'bank of dad' concept.

    Oct 24, 2025·6m
  6. 6

    How do stocks make money?

    Hidden gem

    Aditya, a nine-year-old from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, asks how the stock market works, and Million Bazillion routes the answer through Marketplace host Kai Risdahl, The Numbers, and the New York Stock Exchange.

    Oct 21, 2025·29m·2 clips
  7. 7

    What is insurance?

    Oct 14, 2025·28m
  8. 8

    What is a government shutdown?

    Oct 10, 2025·7m
  9. 9

    Why is it called a bull market or a bear market?

    Oct 7, 2025·26m
  10. 10

    Why does everything cost more at airports?

    Sep 30, 2025·26m
  11. 11

    What is a financial bubble?

    Sep 23, 2025·30m
  12. 12

    What is a chain restaurant?

    Sep 16, 2025·28m
  13. 13

    “Million Bazillion” returns Sept. 16!

    Sep 9, 2025·2m
  14. 14

    Who is fibbing about ... the stock market?

    Aug 26, 2025·26m
  15. 15

    The ghost that launched a business

    Aug 12, 2025·43m
  16. 16

    How does online scamming work?

    Jul 29, 2025·31m
  17. 17

    How much debt is too much debt?

    Jul 22, 2025·28m
  18. 18

    Why does organic food cost more than non-organic food?

    Jul 15, 2025·28m
  19. 19

    BONUS: Listen to Million Bazillion listener Shreen interview a real CEO!

    Jul 10, 2025·8m
  20. 20

    How do you become a CEO?

    Jul 8, 2025·31m
  21. 21

    Replay: What is a credit card, and how does it work?

    Jul 1, 2025·26m
  22. 22

    How do ATMs work? (And other money questions from you!)

    Jun 24, 2025·27m
  23. 23

    BONUS: How do Olympic athletes make money?

    Jun 17, 2025·5m
  24. 24

    How do athletes get paid?

    Jun 17, 2025·31m
  25. 25

    What are tariffs?

    Jun 10, 2025·28m
  26. 26

    What is the lottery, and how does it work?

    Jun 3, 2025·27m
  27. 27

    "Million Bazillion" returns June 3!

    May 27, 2025·2m
  28. 28

    From "Financially Inclined": How to negotiate

    Apr 18, 2025·14m
  29. 29

    What is Black Friday?

    Nov 19, 2024·32m
  30. 30

    How do people pay for things when they retire?

    Nov 12, 2024·27m
  31. 31

    Sing along with “Million Bazillion”

    The hosts of Million Bazillion introduce a musical greatest hits episode featuring songs about money and finance for kids and families.

    Nov 5, 2024·25m
  32. 32

    Why do we have pennies? (and more money questions)

    Oct 29, 2024·23m
  33. 33

    What’s the difference between brand-name items and generics?

    Oct 22, 2024·27m
  34. 34

    Let’s talk about savings accounts

    Oct 15, 2024·29m
  35. 35

    “Million Bazillion” is back Oct. 15!

    Oct 8, 2024·3m
  36. 36

    Why is there so much gold at Fort Knox?

    May 28, 2024·26m
  37. 37

    What does money have to do with climate change?

    A kids' podcast episode explaining the connection between money and climate change, starting with a playful winter scene.

    May 21, 2024·24m
  38. 38

    How does the economy work? (and other important money questions)

    May 14, 2024·27m
  39. 39

    What is bankruptcy?

    May 7, 2024·33m
  40. 40

    Why does it feel so good to spend money?

    Apr 30, 2024·30m
  41. 41

    How do people pay for college?

    A humorous skit about losing a tooth and meeting an aspiring tooth fairy, unrelated to paying for college.

    Apr 23, 2024·28m
  42. 42

    What are unions?

    Apr 16, 2024·31m
  43. 43

    How are cars made?

    Apr 9, 2024·33m
  44. 44

    From “Financially Inclined”: How to make the workforce work for you

    Feb 7, 2024·16m
  45. 45

    From our friends at “Financially Inclined”: How to save money

    Bridget and Ryan from Million Bazillionaires interview Yanely Espinel about her podcast Financially Inclined, which teaches teens and preteens practical money skills like opening bank accounts, using credit cards, investing, and getting jobs.

    Nov 21, 2023·21m
  46. 46

    What’s up with those claw machines?

    A podcast episode exploring where the money goes when you play a claw machine, featuring a listener question and a fun game of spot the difference.

    Oct 17, 2023·28m