ill-advised by Bill Nighy

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A podcast for people who don’t get out much and can’t handle it when they do.A refuge for the clumsy and the awkward.Join Bill Nighy to squander some time as he attempts to answer your questions and dilemmas without actually making things worse.If you have questions about anything – from choosing the right shirt to how to hide at parties, please send us a voice-note via Instagram @illadvisedbybillnighy or you can email us [email protected] will also be a recommended book and a ‘playlist of the week’ and given that Bill is making this up as he goes...

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Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Bill Nighy turns everyday dilemmas into dry, digressive comedy shaped by self-mockery, exacting preferences and an instinct for social absurdity.

Bill Nighy treats listener questions as trapdoors into comic monologues. An ignored horse prompts improvised diplomacy, while questions about exercise and getting out of bed expose his talent for turning ordinary habits into elaborate personal negotiations.

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A horse ignores you; Bill Nighy wonders if you've tried talking to it like a Land Rover.

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  • your awkward questions met with warmth and a willingness to admit he has no idea
  • someone who takes your dislike of spread collars as seriously as you do
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Best episodes of ill-advised by Bill Nighy

Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

GroovemelikeoutDec 11, 2025

A dry, oddly intimate take on exercise, clothes, and the awkward business of seeming normal.

Bill Nye takes a plain question about exercise and turns it into a comic run at embarrassment, taste, and the clothes people imagine belong with public movement.

Respect My HustleNov 20, 2025

Dry morning advice, delivered with enough self-awareness to make the ordinary feel worth hearing.

The segment takes a familiar bit of morning dread and turns it into something dry, plainspoken, and oddly warm. It moves from the panic of hearing your name called to the small rituals that get the day started: alarms, tea, smoking, and those awkward first steps out of bed.

Help! My Horse is Ignoring MeOct 30, 2025

A horse question becomes a dry, elegant detour through taste, manners, and mild chaos.

Bill Nighy turns a horse complaint into a dry, wandering answer that moves from temperament to taste, with a few odd rules of thumb along the way.

There's Nothing Wrong with My CustardOct 22, 2025

A dry, wandering comfort piece for the socially hesitant.

The episode turns a listener question into a dry little comedy about food habits, manners, and the private rules people invent for themselves.

You're Not a WeirdoOct 16, 2025

A dry, funny take that turns collars and awkwardness into a small worldview.

Bill takes a listener's shirt question and turns it into a funny defense of the awkward, then settles into the small points that seem to matter to him: spread collars, smaller collars, and how a good collar sits with a tie.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Imposter Syndrome

    Hidden gem

    Bill Nighy answers listener questions about masculine flowers, Highland cows, removing shoes indoors, and imposter syndrome on Ill-Advised by Bill Nighy.

    Apr 16, 2026·26m·1 clip
  2. 2

    Just Go Limp

    Bill Nighy humorously announces his retirement from Zoom, FaceTime, and lunch, setting the tone for his comedic advice podcast.

    Apr 9, 2026·28m
  3. 3

    Navigate By Dog

    Bill Nighy humorously answers listener questions about awkward social situations and embarrassing moments.

    Apr 2, 2026·27m
  4. 4

    All Night Long, All Night Long

    Bill opens by promising useful inconsequence.

    Mar 26, 2026·27m·2 clips
  5. 5

    It's Always A Genitalia Thing

    Bill Nighy offers humorous advice on social awkwardness and everyday dilemmas.

    Mar 19, 2026·25m
  6. 6

    Season 2 is coming soon!

    Bill Nighy announces season two of his humorous advice podcast, inviting listener questions and a new segment featuring band lyrics.

    Mar 9, 2026·2m
  7. 7

    Bryan Cranston

    Jan 28, 2026·50m
  8. 8

    Groovemelikeout

    Bill Nighy answers listener questions about surviving hot-weather weddings, recovering from social events, boredom, and exercise, delivering advice with his signature deadpan charm.

    Dec 11, 2025·26m·2 clips
  9. 9

    Pocket Squares Make Me Uneasy

    Dec 4, 2025·25m
  10. 10

    I Am A Moisturising Freak

    Bill Nighy offers humorous advice to listeners' awkward social dilemmas in a comedy podcast.

    Nov 27, 2025·27m
  11. 11

    Respect My Hustle

    Bill Nighy fields listener questions on topics ranging from trainers with suits to clutter versus minimalism, morning routines, and how to survive being caught daydreaming in meetings.

    Nov 20, 2025·25m·2 clips
  12. 12

    Don't Forget To Disco

    Bill Nighy humorously answers listener questions about everyday dilemmas, starting with how to choose glasses frames.

    Nov 13, 2025·26m
  13. 13

    I Am Very Particular About Air Guitaring

    Bill Nighy humorously attempts to answer listener questions about social awkwardness and everyday dilemmas.

    Nov 6, 2025·25m
  14. 14

    Help! My Horse is Ignoring Me

    Bill Nighy hosts a comedic advice podcast where he responds to listener questions on topics like tattoos, social anxiety, and a horse ignoring its owner, blending humor with personal anecdotes about Bob Dylan and word aversions.

    Oct 30, 2025·27m·2 clips
  15. 15

    There's Nothing Wrong with My Custard

    Bill Nighy answers listener questions on topics like small talk, London fashion, Marmite, happiness, and dinner party etiquette, blending humorous anecdotes with self-deprecating advice.

    Oct 22, 2025·25m·2 clips
  16. 16

    You're Not a Weirdo

    Actor Bill Nighy answers listener questions about surviving parties as an introvert, dealing with personal tics and signature laughs, finding the right dress shirt, and coping with sleepless nights.

    Oct 16, 2025·25m·2 clips
  17. 17

    Procrastination

    Bill Nighy introduces his comedy advice podcast for socially awkward people, then reads ads for BetterHelp and the Royal Albert Hall.

    Oct 9, 2025·26m
  18. 18

    ill-advised by Bill Nighy - coming soon!

    Bill Nye introduces his new podcast 'ill-advised by Bill Nye,' targeting socially awkward and clumsy individuals by offering humorous, self-deprecating advice on topics like hiding at parties and avoiding fashion mistakes.

    Sep 25, 2025·2m