Horror Weekly is a horror film review podcast with a simple, steady shape: Kevin and Brian, who go by The Horror Guys on air, talk through five movies they have watched. Five is the normal number, they say, and when there are no shorts that week they mention it. The picks don't stay in one lane. A hyped new release like Scream 7 shares the show with 2026 titles such as Dead Lover and The Kinderhook Creature, older curiosities like 1986's Monster Dog and 2009's The Hills Run Red, and the odd documentary-style monster film. They work through franchises over several episodes: the Godzilla films, including an anime trilogy, overlap with the Silent Hill movies and The Strangers chapters. A review often starts with the credits (director, writers, cast, sometimes the running time and the poster's tagline), and then the two take turns retelling the plot. The recaps are detailed enough to follow one motel-set story room by room. Then the verdicts arrive, and they are not shy. They dismiss The Strangers Chapter 2 as a film made entirely of the draggy middle part many horror movies have. The joke is that splitting the story in three mainly let audiences pay for admission three times. Stranded gets a crack about the worst-trained astronauts ever, and a credit list full of people named Christian prompts the question of whether it is a Christian movie. Most of the humour is wordplay and deadpan asides, and The Hills Run Red gets a show-tune pun. Praise is just as direct. Entertaining is a word they use as praise, and they cheerfully call one film pure fan service that throws in everything it can. They call a near-wordless, dreamlike film about a grieving man a nightmare on film and, to their own surprise, relaxing. Some of it gets rough: one discussion quotes a revolting romantic monologue, delivered with amused disbelief. The pair present the podcast as the short version of a bigger operation. Full synopses with every spoiler are on HorrorWeekly.com and in a free weekly email, and they also plug the Horror Monthly print magazine and a review archive at HorrorGuys.com where you can look up a title. Episodes close by looking ahead. Sometimes that is a themed batch, like a run of nature-gone-wild movies full of bugs, frogs and spiders, and sometimes it is an admission that the upcoming list has slipped their minds. Then comes the same sign-off from Brian and Kevin. A listener gets straight verdicts on several films at once from two people who have plainly watched a great many. It works best as a screening list for the next horror night, strange picks included.