A calm soda interview that turns bottom shelf status into deadpan comedy.
The episode stays with Lewis, a can of GoTo Cola, in a calm, deadpan chat about being the store brand cousin of Coca-Cola. The slow pace helps.

Deadpan interviews with impossible inner lives.
Everything is Alive is a deadpan interview comedy where impossible guests answer patient, practical questions. A cola can can describe being shaken, a beaver can explain family life, and a deck of cards can turn rank into social tension.
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Everything is Alive has one central trick, and it keeps finding new rooms inside it. Objects and animals sit for sincere interviews as if this were the most normal appointment in the world. The show does not rush the joke. It asks a cola can what being shaken feels like. It asks a beaver about home, family, work, and the strange human story of the tooth fairy. It lets a flamingo explain that flight, supposedly the dream of birds, can be disgusting and overrated. It lets two playing cards worry through rank, suits, marriage assumptions, and the private politics of being shuffled into a crowd. The comedy is dry, but rarely cold. Many episodes turn on a small practical question that opens into embarrassment, status, grief, jealousy, pride, or confusion. Lewis the cola can is not just a bottom-shelf drink; he has opinions about knockoffs, carbonation, and what people do to cans after dropping them. Steven the beaver is funny because his literal view of human customs makes those customs look briefly deranged. Harry the flamingo is vain, frightened, hungry, and sharply aware of better-equipped birds. Miriam and Peter sound like cards, but their awkward class conversation is recognizably social. The Animals material gives the format extra range, from kangaroo pouch dependency to jellyfish body anxiety. Calls and historical details keep interrupting the fantasy in useful ways. A card historian can explain clubs and tax stamps. A caller can describe a flamingo sighting. These moments make the world feel researched, not merely random. The show also has a habit of letting a ridiculous thought become a little tender before anyone points at it too hard. It is best when the interviewer stays calm and the guest slowly reveals a whole inner life through one tiny complaint. That restraint is what makes the premise last.
Made for: Suited to comedy listeners who like gentle absurdity, patient improv, and fictional characters treated with complete seriousness. It also fits anyone drawn to odd facts, social awkwardness, and small existential spirals.
What sets it apart: Most improv interview shows chase big bits; Everything is Alive lets one impossible subject answer ordinary questions until the absurdity starts to feel personal. The factual calls and plainspoken follow-ups give the fiction a strangely documentary weight.
Everything is Alive is an unscripted interview show in which all the subjects are inanimate objects. In each episode, a different thing tells us its life story--and everything it says is true.
Based on 4 episodes we listened to · September 2026
Everything is Alive turns patient interviews with objects and animals into precise comedy about status, anxiety and the logic of everyday life.
Everything is Alive lets ordinary things answer back, then treats their invented concerns with enough seriousness to make the absurdity bloom.
A generic cola objects to head-tapping, and suddenly your pantry has labor grievances.
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A calm soda interview that turns bottom shelf status into deadpan comedy.
The episode stays with Lewis, a can of GoTo Cola, in a calm, deadpan chat about being the store brand cousin of Coca-Cola. The slow pace helps.
A calm beaver chat turns family loss and folklore into dry, oddly tender comedy.
Steven the beaver comes across as a creature who has settled into life by the riverbank. He builds a lodge, moves when the mood shifts, and treats family as the real shelter.
A deadpan backstage tease that turns a very strange TV premise into easy listening.
Everything Is Alive gives its feed over to a new show, and the joke is how straight it treats a ridiculous premise: two actors revisiting Behind Plain Sight, the series they both starred in, and walking through how a nudist-colony TV show got made, why critics were baffled, and…
A deadpan card talk turns rank, tax history, and one odd ace into quiet absurdity.
The segment plays the card joke straight, and that is the point: Miriam is a queen, Peter is a four, and the mismatch gives the exchange its charge.

Sharp Black pop culture commentary with gossip, jokes, and blunt advice.

Awards season, celebrity memoirs, and new music picked apart with host Louis Fertel and guests.

Comedian Chris Gethard takes one anonymous call a week and can't hang up first.

Isa Calderón and Lucía Lijtmaer riff on feminism and TV history from Spanish stages.


Graham Clark and Dave Shumka turn one small topic into a full episode of tangents.
Host Ian Chillag interviews Lewis, a self-aware can of store-brand GoTo Cola, about his life from a bowling alley birthday party to years forgotten at the back of a refrigerator.
This is a deleted scenes compilation from Everything Is Alive's series The Animals, featuring outtakes from interviews with five animal characters: Melissa and Joseph the kangaroos, Harry the flamingo, Deirdre the jellyfish, Steven the beaver, and Hari the butterfly.
Host Ian Chillag interviews Steven, a beaver who is actively building a dam during the conversation, about his life, three marriages, thirteen children, and philosophy.
Harry, a flamingo in Everything is Alive, recounts accidentally flying after a keeper missed his wing-feather trim and describes the flight as “disgusting.” He explains life in a 35-flamingo flock, where many birds have numbers instead of names and social contact includes frequent shoving.
Everything is Alive interviews two sentient playing cards from the same deck: Miriam, the queen of diamonds, and Peter, a four of diamonds.
This is a sneak preview episode in the Everything Is Alive feed introducing a new show called In the Scenes Behind Plain Sight, a fictional celebrity rewatch podcast hosted by Ian Chillag and a co-host named Mike.