Everything is Alive

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Deadpan interviews with impossible inner lives.

The gist

Everything is Alive is a deadpan interview comedy where impossible guests answer patient, practical questions. A cola can can describe being shaken, a beaver can explain family life, and a deck of cards can turn rank into social tension.

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About Everything is Alive

Everything is Alive has one central trick, and it keeps finding new rooms inside it. Objects and animals sit for sincere interviews as if this were the most normal appointment in the world. The show does not rush the joke. It asks a cola can what being shaken feels like. It asks a beaver about home, family, work, and the strange human story of the tooth fairy. It lets a flamingo explain that flight, supposedly the dream of birds, can be disgusting and overrated. It lets two playing cards worry through rank, suits, marriage assumptions, and the private politics of being shuffled into a crowd. The comedy is dry, but rarely cold. Many episodes turn on a small practical question that opens into embarrassment, status, grief, jealousy, pride, or confusion. Lewis the cola can is not just a bottom-shelf drink; he has opinions about knockoffs, carbonation, and what people do to cans after dropping them. Steven the beaver is funny because his literal view of human customs makes those customs look briefly deranged. Harry the flamingo is vain, frightened, hungry, and sharply aware of better-equipped birds. Miriam and Peter sound like cards, but their awkward class conversation is recognizably social. The Animals material gives the format extra range, from kangaroo pouch dependency to jellyfish body anxiety. Calls and historical details keep interrupting the fantasy in useful ways. A card historian can explain clubs and tax stamps. A caller can describe a flamingo sighting. These moments make the world feel researched, not merely random. The show also has a habit of letting a ridiculous thought become a little tender before anyone points at it too hard. It is best when the interviewer stays calm and the guest slowly reveals a whole inner life through one tiny complaint. That restraint is what makes the premise last.

Made for: Suited to comedy listeners who like gentle absurdity, patient improv, and fictional characters treated with complete seriousness. It also fits anyone drawn to odd facts, social awkwardness, and small existential spirals.

What sets it apart: Most improv interview shows chase big bits; Everything is Alive lets one impossible subject answer ordinary questions until the absurdity starts to feel personal. The factual calls and plainspoken follow-ups give the fiction a strangely documentary weight.

In their own words

Everything is Alive is an unscripted interview show in which all the subjects are inanimate objects. In each episode, a different thing tells us its life story--and everything it says is true.

As heard by us

Based on 4 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Everything is Alive turns patient interviews with objects and animals into precise comedy about status, anxiety and the logic of everyday life.

Everything is Alive lets ordinary things answer back, then treats their invented concerns with enough seriousness to make the absurdity bloom.

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A generic cola objects to head-tapping, and suddenly your pantry has labor grievances.

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  • deadpan interviews where playing cards bring rank anxiety to the table
  • real card history tucked inside an argument between a queen and a four
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inanimate object interviewsanimal inner liveshuman customs explained literallysocial rank and hierarchyreal-world expert callssmall fears and embarrassmentsfamily and belongingmundane objects with feelings

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Best episodes of Everything is Alive

Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

Louis, Can of ColaApr 19, 2024

A calm soda interview that turns bottom shelf status into deadpan comedy.

The episode stays with Lewis, a can of GoTo Cola, in a calm, deadpan chat about being the store brand cousin of Coca-Cola. The slow pace helps.

The Animals: Steven, BeaverNov 8, 2023

A calm beaver chat turns family loss and folklore into dry, oddly tender comedy.

Steven the beaver comes across as a creature who has settled into life by the riverbank. He builds a lodge, moves when the mood shifts, and treats family as the real shelter.

Sneak Preview: In The Scenes Behind Plain SightNov 16, 2022

A deadpan backstage tease that turns a very strange TV premise into easy listening.

Everything Is Alive gives its feed over to a new show, and the joke is how straight it treats a ridiculous premise: two actors revisiting Behind Plain Sight, the series they both starred in, and walking through how a nudist-colony TV show got made, why critics were baffled, and…

Miriam and Peter, Playing CardsNov 16, 2022

A deadpan card talk turns rank, tax history, and one odd ace into quiet absurdity.

The segment plays the card joke straight, and that is the point: Miriam is a queen, Peter is a four, and the mismatch gives the exchange its charge.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Louis, Can of Cola

    Host Ian Chillag interviews Lewis, a self-aware can of store-brand GoTo Cola, about his life from a bowling alley birthday party to years forgotten at the back of a refrigerator.

    Apr 19, 2024·24m·2 clips
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    The Animals: Deleted Scenes

    This is a deleted scenes compilation from Everything Is Alive's series The Animals, featuring outtakes from interviews with five animal characters: Melissa and Joseph the kangaroos, Harry the flamingo, Deirdre the jellyfish, Steven the beaver, and Hari the butterfly.

    Nov 29, 2023·9m
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    The Animals: Hari, Butterfly

    Nov 23, 2023·18m
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    The Animals: Steven, Beaver

    Host Ian Chillag interviews Steven, a beaver who is actively building a dam during the conversation, about his life, three marriages, thirteen children, and philosophy.

    Nov 8, 2023·21m·1 clip
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    The Animals: Harry, Flamingo

    Hidden gem

    Harry, a flamingo in Everything is Alive, recounts accidentally flying after a keeper missed his wing-feather trim and describes the flight as “disgusting.” He explains life in a 35-flamingo flock, where many birds have numbers instead of names and social contact includes frequent shoving.

    Oct 25, 2023·22m·1 clip
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    The Animals: Deirdre, Jellyfish

    Oct 11, 2023·18m
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    The Animals: Melissa and Joseph, Kangaroos

    Sep 27, 2023·21m
  8. 8

    Everything is Alive Presents: The Animals

    Sep 20, 2023·1m
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    Miriam and Peter, Playing Cards

    Hidden gem

    Everything is Alive interviews two sentient playing cards from the same deck: Miriam, the queen of diamonds, and Peter, a four of diamonds.

    Nov 16, 2022·21m
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    Sneak Preview: In The Scenes Behind Plain Sight

    This is a sneak preview episode in the Everything Is Alive feed introducing a new show called In the Scenes Behind Plain Sight, a fictional celebrity rewatch podcast hosted by Ian Chillag and a co-host named Mike.

    Nov 16, 2022·22m·2 clips
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    Charles, Party Horn

    Nov 2, 2022·19m
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    Jes, Baguette

    Oct 19, 2022·19m
  13. 13

    Ginny, Roomba

    Oct 5, 2022·21m
  14. 14

    Alzo, Rental Car

    Sep 21, 2022·23m
  15. 15

    Season Five Trailer

    Sep 14, 2022·1m
  16. 16

    Making Trouble: Deleted Scenes from Sal the Sock

    Feb 23, 2022·11m
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    Sal, Sock

    Dec 15, 2021·23m
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    The Wait

    Dec 1, 2021·12m
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    Michael, Phone Booth

    Nov 18, 2021·17m
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    Anonymous, Mousetrap

    Nov 3, 2021·18m
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    From the Archives: Annie, Jack O' Lantern

    Oct 27, 2021·20m
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    Atsuko, Bagpipes

    Oct 20, 2021·24m
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    Dina, Pacifier

    Oct 6, 2021·20m
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    Vinny, Vending Machine

    Sep 22, 2021·26m
  25. 25

    Season Four Preview

    Sep 15, 2021·1m
  26. 26

    Adam, Stool

    May 28, 2021·21m
  27. 27

    Martin, Paper Towel Dispenser

    Aug 19, 2020·15m
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    Maria and Joel

    Jul 22, 2020·20m
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    Lillian, Song

    Jul 8, 2020·13m
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    Colin, Ten Dollar Bill

    Jun 24, 2020·22m
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    Deleted Scenes II

    Jun 10, 2020·17m
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    Eugene, Tattoo

    May 13, 2020·24m
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    Mirror, Mirror

    Apr 29, 2020·19m
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    Louise & William, Shirt & Pants

    Apr 15, 2020·25m
  35. 35

    Josh, Chainsaw

    Apr 1, 2020·23m
  36. 36

    Tami and Ed, Sharpie

    Mar 18, 2020·27m
  37. 37

    Season 3 Preview

    Mar 11, 2020·1m
  38. 38

    Bonus Episode: The Magic 8 Ball

    Nov 26, 2019·8m
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    Scott, Stethoscope

    Jul 10, 2019·21m
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    Charu, Satellite

    Jun 26, 2019·19m
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    Jennifer, Newspaper

    Jun 12, 2019·18m
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    Chioke, Pane of Glass

    May 22, 2019·22m
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    Sebastian, Alex, and Alex, Russian Dolls

    May 8, 2019·25m
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    Connor, Painting

    Apr 3, 2019·26m
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    Petey, Baseball Cap

    Mar 19, 2019·20m
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    Emmy, Pregnancy Test

    Mar 6, 2019·21m
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    Alligator, Alligator

    Feb 20, 2019·22m
  48. 48

    Shannon, Bath Towel

    Feb 6, 2019·22m
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    Bonus Episode: Deleted Scenes

    Dec 11, 2018·11m
  50. 50

    Sean, Subway Seat

    Nov 27, 2018·21m
  51. 51

    Ayo, Balloon

    Nov 13, 2018·21m
  52. 52

    Annie, Jack o' Lantern

    Oct 30, 2018·20m
  53. 53

    Chioke, Grain of Sand

    Oct 16, 2018·25m
  54. 54

    Paul, Tooth

    Oct 2, 2018·20m
  55. 55

    Ana, Elevator

    Sep 11, 2018·18m
  56. 56

    Tara, Bar of Soap

    Aug 28, 2018·20m
  57. 57

    Dennis, Pillow

    Aug 14, 2018·20m
  58. 58

    Maeve, Lamppost

    Jul 31, 2018·21m
  59. 59

    Louis, Can of Cola

    Jul 17, 2018·24m