Varmints!

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Animal science from a cast that admits it's still learning.

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Varmints! is a playful animal-science podcast whose cast members say up front that they are not experts, then do the homework anyway. Its frog series, 'A Frog a Day', moves between solo species profiles, a four-part interview with a Lincoln Park Zoo guest, and a group read of a genetics article.

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About Varmints!

Varmints! opens each episode by lowering expectations, then spends the rest of it working to beat them. The cast repeat the same premise every time: they are not animal experts, and they intend to do their best to learn alongside the listener. It is an honest framing, and it shapes how the show sounds. Nobody is lecturing from a podium. Instead, people who did the reading report what they found. The frog episodes collected under 'A Frog a Day', a special series for National Podcast Posting Month, show how many shapes that reporting can take. Some are solo species profiles from Moss, billed as Science Dude. The Wallace's flying frog profile covers a frog that can glide 15 meters or more. It also covers a female that beats fluid into a foam nest with her hind legs, whipped up like meringue, before the tadpoles drop from the branches into the water below. It also notes that the species is listed as least concern on the IUCN Red List. The American green tree frog profile opens on a pun, then turns to males that eavesdrop on their neighbors, adjust their calls to compete, and sometimes fall silent to intercept a rival's signal. Other episodes bring in an outside voice. Henry Adams, MS, of the Lincoln Park Zoo, appears across a four-part interview series that runs from ranids, the so-called true frogs, to how many North American places are named Frogtown. A question about whether all frogs are edible gets a firm no, because many would make a person sick. The cast discussion of an article titled 'How Genes Can Leap from Snakes to Frogs in Madagascar' is where the show's candor pays off. One cast member admits the article never explained how the gene actually makes the jump, and the transposon at its center gets called a grifter. In 'Wrap-up Chat with Henry the Herpetologist!', Donna, Moss, Kurt and Henry trade what stayed with them. There is a zombie frog, named because its discoverer, Raphael Ernst, thought fellow researchers climbing out of the pit where they dug for the frogs looked like zombies. A cast member recalls a segment on the Suriname toad, which keeps its eggs under the mother's skin, and sets it against frogs that incubate in their mouths, on leaves or in funnel plants. Not every loose end gets tied: someone admits they still have not worked out what the zombie frog's scientific name translates to. The humor stays nerdy and affectionate, with words like 'fantabulous' and one creature summed up as 'a mouth with feet'. The same sign-off, be nice to animals, recurs across the series. For a first listen, a species profile shows the show's fact-driven side, and the wrap-up chat brings the cast and their guest together.

Made for: Suits a listener who wants real natural history, such as foam nests, gliding frogs and jumping genes, served with puns and an honest account of what the cast does not know. Also a good fit for anyone curious to hear a Lincoln Park Zoo guest take offbeat questions.

What sets it apart: Rather than posing as authorities, the cast present themselves as curious readers, and they mix their own species research with a multi-part conversation with a zoo guest and a frank group reading of a genetics article. It suits a listener who would rather learn alongside enthusiasts than be lectured.

In their own words

The Varmints! podcast is an education/comedy podcast that’s all about animals! Every week a bunch of nerds a do a whole bunch of reading to bring you a mix of science, education, pop culture and comedy about all things that creep, crawl, slither, fly, jump, hop and swim on this planet one animal at a time.

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Frog babies once emerged from a parent's mouth; your follow-up questions are welcome here.

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  • a herpetologist to explain frog reproduction without assuming you remember high school biology
  • to ask how DNA gets from snakes to frogs alongside people asking the same thing
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Wrap-up Chat with Henry the Herpetologist!Nov 30, 2022

A friendly frog-series finale where unusual anatomy and reproductive strategies make the month's learning stick.

Varmints!'s wrap-up chat turns a month of frog learning into a loose, companionable review, as Donna, Moss, Kurt, and Henry, the herpetologist from the Lincoln Park Zoo, gather around one last question from Kate with Walinga and talk through what stayed with them.

Frog Article Discussion with the Cast!Nov 15, 2022

A frog-focused reading group makes a strange genetic jump feel approachable without sanding off the mystery.

Genes act less like obedient instructions than opportunists in this Varmints! discussion of a Quanta Magazine article about Bob V, a stretch of DNA that appears to jump from snakes into frogs in Madagascar.

Interview with Henry Adams, MS, Part Two of FourNov 8, 2022

A lively frog primer connects big amphibian scale with the surprisingly personal question of what counts as a jump.

Frog biology comes through with a useful sense of scale, moving from the Goliath frog's up-to-seven-pound size to the mechanics that help some species leap 30 to 50 body lengths.

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    Mossy Frog

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    NaPodPoMo Spider A Day: Do Spiders Have Pets?

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Invasion!

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day ScienTEAfic on How to Safely Find Out if a Web is Occupied

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: ScienTEAfic on Why a Spider Sometimes Lands on You

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Arachnophobia and How to Treat It

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Black Widow

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Goldenrod Crab Spider

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Additional Spider Myths, This Time with More Paul

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Cartwheel Spider

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: A Few Weird Spider Myths

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The (Mostly) Vegetarian Spider

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Bolas Spiders

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Spiders, Man!

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Smallest Spiders

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: House Spiders

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Fishing Spiders

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Zebra Jumping Spider

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The European Grass Spider or Cross Spider

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Paul Goes Spider Hunting!

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Net Casting or Ogre-faced Spider

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    NaPodPoMo Spider A Day: Spider Facts! Answering Submitted Questions!

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Diving Bell Spider

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    Krill

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    Armadillos

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    Musk Ox

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    Sponges w/Megan from The Weird podcast

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    Livestream 4 the Cure!

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    Cicadas

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    LEMMY

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    Crickets

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    Aye-Ayes

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    Porcupines

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    Outtakes, Goofs and Blunders

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    Tiny Wild Cats

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    Dingoes

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    Viruses

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    Peacocks

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    Lemmings

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    Ticks

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    Quokkas

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    Baboons

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    Falcons

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    Sugar Gliders

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    Bats Revisited!

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    Wrap-up Chat with Henry the Herpetologist!

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    Zombie Frog

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    Striped Rocket Frog

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    Wallace's Flying Frog

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    Frog Respiration

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    Tapir Valley Tree Frog

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    Desert Rain Frog

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    Interview with Henry Adams, MS, Part Three

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    Red-Eyed Tree Frog

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    Boreal Frog

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    Pumpkin Toadlet

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    Budgett's Frog

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    The Phantasmal Poison Frog

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    Frog Article Discussion with the Cast!

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    Long-Nosed Frog

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    Crab Eating Frog

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    Wood Frog

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    Indian Purple Frog

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    World's Smallest Frog!

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    Red Spotted Toad

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    Interview with Henry Adams, MS, Part Two of Four

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    American Green Tree Frog

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    Goliath Frog

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    Surinam Toad

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    Diane's Bare-hearted Glass Frog

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    Dotted Humming Frog

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    Interview with Henry Adams, MS, Part One of Four

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    Interview with Bill from Smiling Dog Farm

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    Domestic Sheep

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    Varmints Update: See You in September

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    Cotton Shorts Diary of an Esoteric Animal Rancher - Maverick

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    Animal Class: Quolls!

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    Pronghorn!

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    Cyclops!

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    Varmints! 2.0 "What's Your Deal" with Curtis Craddock

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    What's Your Deal with Megan Danger!

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    Varmints 2.0 "What's Your Deal" with Derek "Moss" Schmeh

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    Varmints! (2.0) What's happening, and what is next?

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    Hippos Rerun for Fiona the Hippo from Cincinnati Zoo's 5th Birthday!

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    Fireflies

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    Tapirs

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    Pigeons II: Electric Boogaloo

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Wrap Up with Donna and Paul

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Portia Spiders, or, Super Spy-ders

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: A Spiny Back Orb Weaver, The Spined Micrathena

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Spiderstitions!

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Cotton Shorts Calls in for Some Spider Anatomy Help Part Two

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Cotton Shorts Calls in for Some Spider Anatomy Help, Part One

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: That's Bananas!

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    Wrap-up Chat with Henry the Herpetologist!

    Hidden gem

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    Zombie Frog

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    Striped Rocket Frog

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    Frog Respiration

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    Tapir Valley Tree Frog

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    Wallace's Flying Frog

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    Desert Rain Frog

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    Interview with Henry Adams, MS, Part Three

    Nov 22, 2022·15m
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    Red-Eyed Tree Frog

    Nov 21, 2022·10m
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    Boreal Frog

    Nov 20, 2022·6m
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    Pumpkin Toadlet

    Nov 19, 2022·9m
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    Budgett's Frog

    Nov 18, 2022·6m
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    The Phantasmal Poison Frog

    Nov 17, 2022·8m
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    Frog Article Discussion with the Cast!

    Hidden gem

    A group of nerds discuss a scientific article about genes jumping from snakes to frogs in Madagascar, blending science with comedy.

    Nov 15, 2022·45m·2 clips
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    Long-Nosed Frog

    Nov 14, 2022·9m
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    Crab Eating Frog

    Nov 13, 2022·6m
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    Wood Frog

    Nov 12, 2022·7m
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    Indian Purple Frog

    Nov 11, 2022·7m
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    World's Smallest Frog!

    Nov 10, 2022·8m
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    Red Spotted Toad

    Nov 9, 2022·7m
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    Interview with Henry Adams, MS, Part Two of Four

    Hidden gem
    Nov 8, 2022·18m
  122. 122

    American Green Tree Frog

    Nov 7, 2022·10m
  123. 123

    Goliath Frog

    Nov 6, 2022·9m
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    Surinam Toad

    Nov 5, 2022·10m
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    Diane's Bare-hearted Glass Frog

    Nov 4, 2022·7m
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    Dotted Humming Frog

    Nov 2, 2022·6m
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    Mossy Frog

    Nov 2, 2022·7m
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    Interview with Henry Adams, MS, Part One of Four

    Hidden gem

    The hosts interview a herpetologist from Lincoln Park Zoo about reptiles and amphibians.

    Nov 1, 2022·27m·1 clip
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    Interview with Bill from Smiling Dog Farm

    Hidden gem

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    Oct 30, 2022·43m·2 clips
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    Domestic Sheep

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    Oct 25, 2022·50m·2 clips
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    Varmints Update: See You in September

    Aug 23, 2022·14m
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    Cotton Shorts Diary of an Esoteric Animal Rancher - Maverick

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    Animal Class: Quolls!

    May 5, 2022·21m
  134. 134

    Pronghorn!

    Apr 7, 2022·52m
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    Cyclops!

    Apr 1, 2022·13m
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    Varmints! 2.0 "What's Your Deal" with Curtis Craddock

    Mar 24, 2022·11m
  137. 137

    What's Your Deal with Megan Danger!

    Mar 10, 2022·14m
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    Varmints 2.0 "What's Your Deal" with Derek "Moss" Schmeh

    Feb 24, 2022·17m
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    Varmints! (2.0) What's happening, and what is next?

    Feb 10, 2022·31m
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    Hippos Rerun for Fiona the Hippo from Cincinnati Zoo's 5th Birthday!

    Jan 25, 2022·48m
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    Fireflies

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    Tapirs

    Jan 7, 2022·27m
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    Pigeons II: Electric Boogaloo

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    Dec 9, 2021·39m
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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Wrap Up with Donna and Paul

    Nov 30, 2021·22m
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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: The Portia Spiders, or, Super Spy-ders

    Nov 29, 2021·5m
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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: A Spiny Back Orb Weaver, The Spined Micrathena

    Nov 28, 2021·6m
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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Spiderstitions!

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Cotton Shorts Calls in for Some Spider Anatomy Help Part Two

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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: Cotton Shorts Calls in for Some Spider Anatomy Help, Part One

    Nov 25, 2021·12m
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    NaPodPoMo Spider a Day: That's Bananas!

    Nov 24, 2021·7m