Two Beers and a Mic

Jake Stone

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Beer talk, bad ideas, fast friends.

The gist

Two Beers and a Mic turns casual hangout talk into a fast-running comedy engine. Beer chatter, camping recaps, crawfish boils, awkward encounters, cruise disasters, and ridiculous questions all get pushed into loud, teasing debate.

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About Two Beers and a Mic

Two Beers and a Mic is built like a long table conversation after the first round has already started. The show has beer in its name and still circles beer, bottle openers, bar stops, vendor gifts, and drinking weekends, but the appeal is the way those details get hijacked by side arguments. A normal setup rarely stays normal for long. A question about eating food off the floor becomes a debate about Walmart floors, Motel 6, dogs, and personal standards. A cruise-ship disaster recap turns into an extended nightmare about heat, no showers, missing service, and the limits of human patience. A camping trip becomes smoke-soaked clothes, spring break jokes, and nonstop teasing. The pace is quick and rough-edged. People interrupt, correct pronunciation, second-guess themselves, and keep moving before the bit has fully cooled. Recent episodes have used icebreakers, beer math, useless superpowers, apocalypse drafts, awkward conversations, and strange public encounters as launchpads. The show is at its best when nobody sounds too prepared. One person brings a story from a bar hop, a gun show, a crawfish boil, a hospital week, or a road trip, and the others immediately start testing the dumbest possible interpretation. That gives it a scrappy friend-group intimacy. George is a recurring presence in the room, sometimes framed through producer jokes, sometimes as the butt of medical-cost riffs, cologne jokes, or sudden asides. The humor can be juvenile, blunt, and body-focused, but it is usually powered by timing more than shock. There is a strong local texture too, with Mesquite, Austin, Paris PTX, overlanding events, and vendor encounters giving the banter a lived-in feel. The show does not aim for tidy interviews or polished cultural commentary. It aims for the moment when a tiny stray detail becomes the whole episode. Listeners looking for structured beer criticism may find the conversation unruly. Listeners who want fast, irreverent, familiar-room comedy will understand the shape almost immediately.

Made for: Suited to listeners who like loose friend-group comedy, casual beer talk, and rapid tangents about everyday disasters. Best for fans of blunt banter that feels more like a crowded table than a polished interview.

What sets it apart: The beer premise is only the starting point; the real engine is how quickly ordinary stories become absurd group judgments. Its local errands, events, and weekend recaps give the chaos a grounded, lived-in texture.

In their own words

Jake and Stone sit down and review all different types of beer brands! We also discuss news and debate random categories and many more! If you have any local Dallas food/beer recommendations, email us at: [email protected]. Follow us on YouTube and Instagram: @twobeersandamic

As heard by us

Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Beer scores provide the starting point; friendship, petty arguments and increasingly elaborate comic scenarios provide the reason to stay.

Two Beers and a Mic treats beer as the start of a loose conversation rather than a subject requiring ceremony. Jake and Stone score a drink with decimal-point seriousness, then let the table drift toward bar behavior, strange alcohol laws, work, travel and whatever absurd…

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Why you'd press play

Beer scores and poop-cruise disasters share a table, so you never know where the next tangent lands.

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  • a numeric beer verdict followed by enough ribbing to make the score feel almost ceremonial
  • the kind of hypothetical where global chaos starts with everyone needing a bathroom at once
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#137 - From Poop Cruise to Oil BoomsApr 16, 2026

Crude, fast banter turns a floor-food question into an easygoing hang.

Two Beers and a Mic takes a pretty gross little setup and runs with it. The hosts keep the banter loose, the jokes stay blunt, and the whole thing moves fast enough that the premise never has time to go stale.

#136 - Anniversary Beers & Big QuestionsApr 7, 2026

A loose, funny hangout that moves from a rough week to bathroom-chaos banter and travel notes with easygoing energy.

Two Beers and a Mic starts with the producer out and the setup still running well, then swings into a rough week built around three sick dogs, one puppy death, and a hospital trip for a C-section while Honey was having puppies.

#127 - A Beer Review, a Forklift, and an Unfortunate VisualJan 20, 2026

A loose hang that turns beer ratings, album talk, and mixtape nostalgia into easy laughs.

Two Beers and a Mic settles into an easy hang, with one member away in Houston for work and the others filling the gap with jokes and small checks on one another. Even a beer rating turns into a bit of calibration, which helps the conversation feel lived-in rather than scripted.

#120 - Lost in the Wash and the Bronx Prison CallNov 4, 2025

A loose hangout episode that turns George's excuses, ribs, and riffing into the joke.

The episode stays on friends trying to coax George into hanging out, with ribs, a bonfire, gym plans, Instacart, and Bad Friends clips all feeding the back-and-forth.

#116 - Dr. Bock, Bar Fights & Bizarre LawsSep 30, 2025

Beer laws, bar fights, and weather jokes give Two Beers and a Mic a lively, shaggy ride.

Two Beers and a Mic leans into drunken bar fights, fair food, and odd beer laws, and the energy stays loose throughout. A memorable stretch lands on the Texas rule about taking more than three sips while standing, then spins out into fake security badges, shirts that say…

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Episodes

  1. 1

    #141 - Gold Flash, Cheap Gas, and Sick Poke Pulls

    Two Beers and a Mic #141 opens with a 5.2% GoFlash honey lager tasting and a host's failed ChatGPT fire-pit estimate.

    Jun 7, 2026·46m·2 clips
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    #140 - The Marines Kept Jorge’s Birth Certificate

    George says a Marine sergeant has held his birth certificate for about three years, complicating his plans to get a new passport.

    May 19, 2026·35m·2 clips
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    #139 - Quad Gains & Snickerdoodle Pains

    Two Beers and a Mic #139 pairs a 24-week, three-phase lifting plan with a tasting of Community Beer Company’s 5.2% Snickerdoodle Ale.

    May 6, 2026·50m·2 clips
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    #138 - El Gringón & Drive-Thru Draft Picks

    Apr 28, 2026·34m
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    #137 - From Poop Cruise to Oil Booms

    Hidden gem

    The episode opens on George's Cheez-Its shirt.

    Apr 16, 2026·36m·2 clips
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    #136 - Anniversary Beers & Big Questions

    The hosts open by noticing that, without their producer, the show is still somehow holding together.

    Apr 7, 2026·35m·2 clips
  7. 7

    #135 - Ice Breakers to Burp Bankrolls

    Two friends share humorous personal stories about missed romantic opportunities due to awkward social interactions and language barriers.

    Mar 31, 2026·31m
  8. 8

    #134 - Camping Trips and Criminal Thoughts

    Two friends discuss their recent camping trip and humorous, suggestive stories about their experiences, including spring break memories and playful banter.

    Mar 24, 2026·38m
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    #133 - Peach Wheat & Apocalypse Drafts

    The hosts of Two Beers and a Mic discuss a weekend crawfish boil experience and humorous banter about not getting arrested.

    Mar 10, 2026·31m
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    #132 - Proto Pils & Probation

    Two friends banter about a weekend bar-hopping trip and getting pulled over by police.

    Mar 3, 2026·31m
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    #131 - Scare Bears, Sneezes & Useless Superpowers

    Two friends joke about bunion surgery and beer while trying to record a podcast episode.

    Feb 24, 2026·41m
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    #130 - Beer Math, Vodka Mules, and Invisible Elephants

    Two hosts engage in humorous banter about beer, awkward conversations, and a gift from a gun show vendor.

    Feb 11, 2026·40m
  13. 13

    #129 - Trash or Elite & The Black Can from Long Drink

    Two friends debate party etiquette around bringing beer and food, then transition into a casual fit check segment.

    Feb 7, 2026·40m
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    #128 - Beer Math and the $1,000 What-If

    Two hosts humorously review beers and discuss random topics, with a sponsored segment promoting a food delivery service.

    Jan 28, 2026·40m
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    #127 - A Beer Review, a Forklift, and an Unfortunate Visual

    Hidden gem

    The hosts open by clowning on George for being off in Houston after a promotion, and they turn his absence into a running bit about him acting too important.

    Jan 20, 2026·34m·2 clips
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    #126 - Cold War, Cold Countries, Hot Takes

    Three friends catch up after a break, joking about a coworker's spending habits and discussing a recent promotion.

    Jan 6, 2026·49m
  17. 17

    #125 - Playoff Pressure, Winter Beer & Growing Up the Hard Way

    Two friends chat about Christmas traditions, adult restrictions, and gift-giving while drinking beer.

    Dec 17, 2025·34m
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    #124 - Christmas Ale, Charcuterie Crimes & Cheeto Controversies

    Jake and Stone discuss Christmas excitement, travel plans, and joke about a friend's chin hair while reviewing beer.

    Dec 9, 2025·34m
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    #123 - Gummy Bear Cider, Holiday Sides & DIY Cocktails

    Two friends review a Christmas-themed beer while catching up after a hiatus, mixing beer tasting with casual conversation and humor.

    Dec 3, 2025·35m
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    #122 - Hot Drinks, Hot Takes & Hot Mess Travel Plans

    Two hosts joke about their producer's vacation, discuss prize picks, fantasy football, and the government shutdown while reviewing beer.

    Nov 18, 2025·31m
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    #121 - Angry Orchards, Django, and Puerto Rican Fruit Crimes

    Two friends chat about random topics, including cold weather and stolen trucks, while drinking beer.

    Nov 11, 2025·39m
  22. 22

    #120 - Lost in the Wash and the Bronx Prison Call

    The crew spends most of the episode trying to get George to come hang out, and it keeps circling the same sore spot.

    Nov 4, 2025·35m·2 clips
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    #119 - Temu Trucks, Jewel Heists & Side Hustles

    The hosts banter about beer, tortilla throwing, and a friend's nicotine addiction in a comedic roundtable format.

    Oct 28, 2025·31m
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    #118 - Road Trip Rations & High Noon Confusion

    The hosts discuss an upcoming camping trip and engage in humorous banter about survival and hygiene.

    Oct 14, 2025·33m
  25. 25

    #117 - Diffusion, Cartoon Characters We Had Crushes On, and Laws that Should be Changed

    Two friends discuss beer, vape news, and random topics with comedic banter.

    Oct 7, 2025·38m
  26. 26

    #116 - Dr. Bock, Bar Fights & Bizarre Laws

    Hidden gem

    The hosts kick off with drunken bar fights, fair food, and weird beer laws.

    Sep 30, 2025·42m·2 clips
  27. 27

    #115 - Top Accents, Funnel Cake Ale, Different Ways to Dress a Beer

    Sep 23, 2025·39m
  28. 28

    #114 - Fantasy Football Draft Special!

    Jake and Stone host a live fantasy football draft while reviewing Michelob Ultra beer.

    Sep 9, 2025·1h 25m
  29. 29

    #113 - Draft of "Nostalgic Things", Shiner Prickly Pear, and Moon Shoes

    Sep 2, 2025·40m
  30. 30

    #112 - Draft of "Leftovers", A lil Sumpin, Sumpin, and Drunk Moments

    Aug 26, 2025·50m
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    #111 - Draft of "Weird Beer Names that would still Crush it in Sales", Hobby Horsing, and Yellow Rose Smash IPA

    Aug 19, 2025·53m
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    #110 - Draft List of Words that start with "T", Union Bear Brewing Amber Ale Review, Cantrip THC Diet Cola vs Diet Coke

    The hosts discuss THC-infused Cantrip Diet Cola versus Diet Coke, review Union Bear Brewing Amber Ale, and prepare to share a draft list of words starting with 'T' in a casual beer podcast format.

    Aug 12, 2025·45m
  33. 33

    109 - Complimentary Apps and Controversial Cracks

    Aug 5, 2025·45m
  34. 34

    #108 - Buzzed with the Boys: Fall Forecast

    The hosts discuss fantasy football draft strategies and preparations while sharing personal anecdotes and sponsor shoutouts.

    Jul 29, 2025·51m
  35. 35

    #107 - SIT ON IT!

    Jake and Stone chat about peach milkshakes, blood tests, and a friend's new car, with sponsor shout-outs and humorous banter.

    Jul 22, 2025·52m
  36. 36

    #106 - ChatGPT Roasts us RUTHLESSLY!

    Jul 15, 2025·38m
  37. 37

    #105 - Cold War of Toilets

    Jul 8, 2025·1h 9m
  38. 38

    #104 - Sour True Love for Crypto

    Jul 1, 2025·39m
  39. 39

    #103 - Cruisin for a BREW-sin (Part 2)

    Jun 24, 2025·45m
  40. 40

    #102 - Cruisin for a BREW-sin (Part 1)

    Jun 17, 2025·38m
  41. 41

    #101 - I saw the Booty, I need the Booty, I want the Booty

    Jun 11, 2025·46m
  42. 42

    #100 - We Hit the CENTURY MARK w/ Wild Revival Craft Cocktails

    Interview with Mike and Andrew about how proposed Texas THC laws could financially devastate their craft cocktail company.

    Jun 3, 2025·53m
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    #99 - A Tall Boy a Day Keeps the Doctor Away

    May 27, 2025·47m
  44. 44

    #98 - McDonald's Fries, Apple Pie, Stars and Stripes, America in 5

    Two friends engage in humorous banter about buying food for homeless people at 7-Eleven and discuss Buffalo Wild Wings deals.

    May 20, 2025·47m
  45. 45

    #97 - Mountain Doomed Us All

    May 13, 2025·40m
  46. 46

    #96 - Stone discusses his 2nd Freshman Year

    May 6, 2025·52m
  47. 47

    #95 - Drake... Where's Jesus?

    Apr 29, 2025·42m
  48. 48

    #94 - Stank-Ass vs The Bone of Stone

    This episode features casual banter among friends discussing topics like George's gambling addiction, the Masters tournament, and humorous personal anecdotes.

    Apr 22, 2025·40m
  49. 49

    #93 - Everybody's got a Little Jelly Outside the Bun

    Apr 15, 2025·30m
  50. 50

    #92 - Vapes on a Plane

    Apr 8, 2025·36m
  51. 51

    #91 - Joe Gatto Got Got

    Two friends discuss tariffs, TikTok, and garage beers with humorous banter.

    Apr 1, 2025·31m
  52. 52

    #90 - We indulged in a Hard Monster...

    Mar 25, 2025·33m
  53. 53

    #89 - Garage Beer, Morph Suits and Pizza Challenges

    Jake and Stone discuss Jake's failed food challenge of eating two Little Caesars pizzas and crazy bread, and preview Stone's upcoming doughnut challenge.

    Mar 18, 2025·48m
  54. 54

    #88 - N/A Beer Just Doesn't Hit the Same

    Mar 11, 2025·40m
  55. 55

    #87 - NEW STUDIO, New Bumpers and New Credit Scores

    Mar 4, 2025·47m
  56. 56

    #86 - Things that Dudes Like

    Jan 21, 2025·46m
  57. 57

    #85 - Edibles, Massages, and Poop

    Jan 7, 2025·48m
  58. 58

    #84 - I Can't Drink Tonight, It's a Tuesday... WRONG

    Dec 17, 2024·38m
  59. 59

    #83 - OH NO! My Lulu Pants!

    Dec 3, 2024·53m
  60. 60

    #82 - We showed up to Tavour some Beers!

    Nov 19, 2024·46m
  61. 61

    #81 - Whether you're Roapin Goats or Drivin Boats, Ranch Fuel is the one for you!

    Nov 5, 2024·53m
  62. 62

    #80 - A Creamsicle Gose powered by RanchFuel

    Oct 23, 2024·49m
  63. 63

    #79 - We're just a group of Sigma, Skibbidi Ohios

    Oct 8, 2024·56m
  64. 64

    #78 - Gary the Coke Dealer

    Sep 24, 2024·46m
  65. 65

    #77 - PewPew Prize Picks

    Sep 10, 2024·48m
  66. 66

    #76 - Is the Boston Accent the Worst?

    Sep 3, 2024·38m
  67. 67

    #75 - Playstation vs Xbox

    Aug 27, 2024·46m
  68. 68

    #74 - "We Recorded in a Garage" Episode

    Aug 20, 2024·35m
  69. 69

    #73 - Disney Needs a Peacekeeper

    Aug 13, 2024·36m
  70. 70

    #72 - Fancy Lawnmowers and Fender Benders

    Aug 7, 2024·43m
  71. 71

    #71 - Don't Jimmy my John or Jersey my Mike

    Jul 30, 2024·41m
  72. 72

    #70 - Disappearance of the Stone stache

    Jul 23, 2024·41m
  73. 73

    #69 - Miracle Whip vs Mayo

    Jul 16, 2024·40m
  74. 74

    #68 - LAND OF THE FREE, HOME OF THE BRAVE

    Jul 9, 2024·38m
  75. 75

    #67 - Two Beers Ireland Pt. 2

    Jul 2, 2024·45m
  76. 76

    #66 - Two Beers Ireland pt. 1

    Jun 25, 2024·43m
  77. 77

    #65 - Poop Beans Dream Crusher

    Jun 18, 2024·38m
  78. 78

    #64 - Eagle Screech!!

    Jun 11, 2024·36m
  79. 79

    #63 - The "We Have No Power" Episode

    Jun 4, 2024·37m
  80. 80

    #62 - Somebody SUCK MEEEEEE

    May 28, 2024·48m
  81. 81

    #61 - Yuengling and Box Vapes

    May 21, 2024·58m
  82. 82

    #60 - The LeFartPiss Episode

    May 14, 2024·40m
  83. 83

    #59 - Summer Pils and Snorting Dubs

    May 7, 2024·44m
  84. 84

    #58 - Shortcake, Shrek, and Shenanigans

    Apr 30, 2024·49m
  85. 85

    #57 - Three Cheers for the Oreo Beer

    Apr 23, 2024·48m
  86. 86

    #56 - Kisses from an Irish Cream Temptress

    Apr 16, 2024·49m
  87. 87

    #55 - Gas Station Chicken Feet and a Cerveza

    Apr 10, 2024·56m
  88. 88

    #54 - Hello Brother! It's TUESDAY TUESDAY

    Apr 2, 2024·55m
  89. 89

    #53 - Moo-Moo and a Brew Review

    Mar 26, 2024·54m
  90. 90

    #52 - Shotgunning a 12 Gauge Stout

    Mar 19, 2024·46m
  91. 91

    #51 - Just a Couple Mountain Men

    Mar 12, 2024·50m
  92. 92

    #50 - A Stubby, Sun Burst Goddess w/ Special Guest, Wim Bens

    Mar 5, 2024·1h 4m
  93. 93

    #49 - French Toast Nugget Nectar

    Feb 27, 2024·51m
  94. 94

    #48 - Guru Brew Yoohoo

    Feb 20, 2024·55m
  95. 95

    #47 - Men Love a Sour Bush

    Feb 13, 2024·47m
  96. 96

    #46 - On the Hunt for a Salty Lady

    Feb 6, 2024·52m
  97. 97

    #45 - The Dirty Stache's go to Colorado

    Jan 30, 2024·48m
  98. 98

    #44 - Pony Pils is a Certified Wimmer!

    Jan 23, 2024·53m
  99. 99

    #43 - I Like Beer, WB-Yuzu?

    Jan 16, 2024·50m
  100. 100

    #42 - Duck Calls and Golden Ales

    Jan 9, 2024·41m
  101. 101

    #41 - Stone's Wonderful NYE Night

    Jan 2, 2024·39m
  102. 102

    #40 - Two Beers Christmas Spectacular Feat. Big John

    Dec 26, 2023·58m
  103. 103

    #39 - Why Do I Keep Falling For Gay Men?

    Dec 19, 2023·38m
  104. 104

    #38 - Blood Orange IP-AYEEE

    Dec 12, 2023·45m
  105. 105

    #37 - Pumpkin Spice Blunt Rotation

    Dec 5, 2023·42m
  106. 106

    #36 - The One Where Taite and Constance Steal the Show

    Nov 28, 2023·1h 5m
  107. 107

    #35 - The Last Meal of our Double Half Lives

    Nov 21, 2023·48m
  108. 108

    #34 - Ryder + Margarita Mix & a Taser = A Bad Time for Everyone

    Nov 14, 2023·45m
  109. 109

    #33 - Ms. Marmalades Fried Fair Food

    Nov 7, 2023·49m
  110. 110

    #32 - Beers are Flowing in Karbachtober

    Oct 31, 2023·51m
  111. 111

    #31 - Jorge's Baby Daddy

    Oct 24, 2023·40m
  112. 112

    #30 - "Pot" Cast

    Oct 17, 2023·1h 1m
  113. 113

    #29 - Jorge v Dallas PD

    Oct 10, 2023·54m
  114. 114

    28 - Are Nursing homes just Low-Key Brothels?

    Oct 3, 2023·48m
  115. 115

    #27 - Any Beer is Ryder's Temptress feat. Big John

    Sep 26, 2023·1h 8m
  116. 116

    #26 - Peanut Butter Cup Beer... Need I say more??

    Sep 19, 2023·56m
  117. 117

    #25 - The Earth is Flat in Oktober

    Sep 12, 2023·50m
  118. 118

    #24 - Professional Doomsday Preppers (and Jorge's Monkey)

    Sep 6, 2023·53m
  119. 119

    #23 - You got room for WHAT IN YOUR MOUTH?!

    Aug 29, 2023·52m
  120. 120

    #22 - Blood Orange Bugattis feat. @great.dt

    Aug 15, 2023·2h 18m
  121. 121

    #21 - Itty Bitty Swimtrunk Committee

    Aug 8, 2023·40m
  122. 122

    #20 - Social Media Painkillers

    Aug 1, 2023·33m
  123. 123

    #19 - Upside Down Pineapple Paradise

    Jul 25, 2023·42m
  124. 124

    #18 - How do you like them Apples?

    Jul 18, 2023·50m
  125. 125

    #17 - We were all just a Butthole Once

    Jul 4, 2023·39m
  126. 126

    #16 - Paloma Inspired Great Depression

    Jun 27, 2023·44m
  127. 127

    #15 - Boats and Beers

    Jun 20, 2023·52m
  128. 128

    #14 - Black don't CrackBerry w/ Tijay2k

    Jun 13, 2023·1h 13m
  129. 129

    #13 - Perfect Pairings...Very Nice or Berry Weiss?

    Jun 6, 2023·31m
  130. 130

    #12 - Targets Toddler Section got NUKED

    May 30, 2023·43m
  131. 131

    #11 - Licking Alien Ice Cream Cones

    May 23, 2023·46m
  132. 132

    #10 - Disney Channels Certified BANGERS

    May 16, 2023·42m
  133. 133

    #9 - A Bidet a Day Keeps the Poo-Poo Away

    May 9, 2023·40m
  134. 134

    #8 - RIP Big Ole Nips

    May 2, 2023·42m
  135. 135

    #7 - Funky Spicy Pickle Pod

    Apr 25, 2023·38m
  136. 136

    #6 - The Icks of the Watermelon Queens

    Apr 17, 2023·45m
  137. 137

    #5 - Jim Nantz's Necessary Evil Voice

    Apr 11, 2023·58m
  138. 138

    #4 - 21st Birthdays aren't great for everyone

    Apr 5, 2023·56m
  139. 139

    #3 - Brown Snow is a no go

    Mar 29, 2023·44m
  140. 140

    #2 - Is circumcision too boring?

    Mar 23, 2023·41m
  141. 141

    #1- New Studio!

    Mar 20, 2023·59m