Truly Fabulously Monstrous

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Murder cases, lake monsters and two hosts with opinions.

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Hattie James and Ace split the hosting down the middle: one brings a researched story, and the other reacts, asks questions and passes judgment. The stories run from Robert Durst's arrest for shoplifting a sandwich to an 1889 creature sighting reported out of Red Bank, New Jersey, and Orson Welles fussing over sound effects.

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About Truly Fabulously Monstrous

Truly Fabulously Monstrous is run by Hattie James and Ace, who each introduce themselves as half of the host. It is a fitting introduction for a show built on back-and-forth. In each episode one of them brings a story, and the other hears it out, cutting in with questions, jokes and verdicts. The stories fall into two broad camps. One is crime. Robert Durst appears as a multimillionaire Texas fugitive caught in Pennsylvania for shoplifting a sandwich and a newspaper, a detail the hosts turn over with open disbelief. Another case goes back to an 1870 affair between Christiana and Dr. Beard, and the hosts are clear about whom they blame: the man with the power. The moment that sticks is Christiana visiting his wife with a gift of chocolates, a gesture one host reads as extremely petty and professes to live for. The other camp is the unexplained. Lake Champlain's Champ gets a full file: a witness estimating a creature 25 to 35 feet long, a steamship said to have run into it, and P.T. Barnum offering a reward for its hide. The hosts are blunt about Barnum. Another episode gathers sea creature reports, including one from four men from Red Bank, New Jersey, in 1889, and asks whether the witnesses saw only a head and a tentacle of a giant squid. That instinct for a plain explanation shows up elsewhere too, as when the storm-calming legend of St. Nicholas prompts an aside on weather as a science of probability and pattern recognition. Holidays get their own episodes. Besides St. Nicholas, there is a Halloween special on the 1938 War of the Worlds broadcast, which detours to a Dracula production where Orson Welles rejected a cabbage struck with a sharpened broomstick as much too leafy. The research is visible throughout. The hosts quote their sources, point listeners to Scientific American through interlibrary loan, and say plainly when the record has nothing more to add. The episode titles carry the same humor: 'Torsos Are The Wurst', 'Santa's Bone Juice', 'That's a Pike, Samuel'. None of it starts cold. Episodes open on personal catch-up: a cat's health scare, another cat batting a plastic toy tower across the room, a long Halloween, a household mishap. The show runs in seasons, and those openings make each episode feel like rejoining a conversation already under way.

Made for: Suits a listener who wants murder cases and monster sightings in the same feed, told by two co-hosts who chat freely, quote their sources and judge the people in their stories.

What sets it apart: Historical crime and cryptid lore share one show, backed by old newspaper and magazine accounts, some quoted aloud, while the two hosts keep up a running commentary of opinions on everyone from P.T. Barnum to a doctor who had an affair.

In their own words

Welcome to Truly Fabulously Monstrous! A podcast about True Crime and Weird Stuff.

Why you'd press play

A shoplifted sandwich meets vampire Foley made with watermelon; Hattie James and Ace might be your people.

Press play if you want

  • a murder case where you also get to wonder what kind of sandwich the fugitive stole
  • lake-monster sightings with room to appreciate a canoeist's very understandable exit
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Historical murder casesLake and sea monster sightingsCryptidsHoliday specialsSaints and folkloreOld newspaper and magazine accountsThe 1938 War of the Worlds broadcastPersonal catch-up about pets

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Best episodes of Truly Fabulously Monstrous

Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

Santa's Bone JuiceDec 25, 2021

Hattie James and Ace turn St. Nicholas, storm miracles, and saintly shoes into a lively holiday debate.

Santa's Bone Juice frames holiday folklore as a brisk, curious back-and-forth between Hattie James and Ace. The episode moves from the tradition of leaving shoes out for saints into St. Nicholas, sailors, and a storm said to have stopped after he raised his hand.

A Light Hearted MurderNov 12, 2021

An affair leaves a box of chocolates at the center of a troubling Brighton illness pattern.

An affair, a box of chocolates, and a string of illnesses in Brighton give this episode a cleanly sinister pull. It follows Christiana's intense relationship with Dr. Beard, his decision to end it, and her oddly gracious visit to his wife with chocolates from a local shop.

That's a Pike, SamuelNov 10, 2021

Champ gets a source-aware hearing, with eyewitnesses, a steamship collision, and one famously murky photograph.

Lake Champlain's Champ gets a brisk, source-minded hearing built around eyewitness accounts, a steamship collision, and a photograph said to show something rising from the water. Hattie James and Ace follow the legend as it gathers shape, from P.T.

Torsos Are The WurstNov 4, 2021

Robert Durst's roughly $5 sandwich-and-newspaper arrest story remains bizarre, memorable, and darkly absurd.

Robert Durst's fugitive story hinges on a mistake so small it almost feels unreal: a multi-millionaire wanted for murderous crimes was arrested in Pennsylvania after trying to steal a roughly $5 sandwich and a newspaper.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Santa's Bone Juice

    Hidden gem

    Truly Fabulously Monstrous uses its Christmas special to trace St.

    Dec 25, 2021·44m·4 clips
  2. 2

    A Light Hearted Murder

    Hidden gem

    Truly Fabulously Monstrous closes season 3 with Christiana Edmonds, the Margate-born Brighton poisoner nicknamed the "chocolate cream killer." Hattie James and Ace open with pumpkin seeds and old radio jingles before Hattie turns to the case.

    Nov 12, 2021·24m·1 clip
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    That's a Pike, Samuel

    Hidden gem

    Truly Fabulously Monstrous uses its Halloween recording to trace Champ, the Lake Champlain monster, through Vermont Life Magazine, 1819 newspaper reports, and a 1977 Sandra Mansi photograph.

    Nov 10, 2021·29m·2 clips
  4. 4

    Torsos Are The Wurst

    Truly Fabulously Monstrous opens with Hattie James and Ace accidentally leaving their apartment thermostat on a hidden schedule that cycled the place through 76, 82, 78, and 86 degrees for two years.

    Nov 4, 2021·32m·2 clips
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    Must Be A Squid

    Hidden gem
    Nov 2, 2021·14m
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    Halloween Special

    Hidden gem

    Hattie James and Ace examine the 1938 CBS adaptation of H.G.

    Oct 31, 2021·36m·2 clips
  7. 7

    Women, Wine, and Weckless Abandon

    Ace tells the story of Mariana de Leva, born 4 December 1575 in Milan, who was placed in the monastery of St.

    Oct 28, 2021·28m·2 clips
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    These Aren't Frogs They're Human Beings

    Hattie James tells Ace the Vermont legend of the "Frozen Folk of Farmer Morris," sourced from the 1970 anthology Mischief in the Mountains and a December 21, 1887 Argus and Patriot article.

    Oct 26, 2021·29m·2 clips
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    Pee Man - The Update

    Oct 24, 2021·12m
  10. 10

    He's the Bad Kind of Riot

    Oct 21, 2021·47m
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    I Didn't Know They Got That Big

    Oct 19, 2021·41m
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    Crazy About Dictionaries

    Oct 14, 2021·40m
  13. 13

    Bigfoot: Known Rider of Buses

    Oct 12, 2021·49m
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    Murder is Worse than Peeing On Candy

    Hosts Hattie and Ace chat about personal quirks and hair before diving into true crime and weird topics.

    Oct 7, 2021·45m
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    Funky Little Pant Man

    Oct 5, 2021·27m
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    How Is That A Medical Mishap?

    Sep 8, 2021·20m
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    Destroying Natural History in the Name of Fishing

    Aug 26, 2021·1h 3m
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    Feral Teens Run Loose In The Woods

    Aug 24, 2021·32m
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    Bummer Train

    Aug 19, 2021·50m
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    That's No Iguana (We Don't Talk About The Cousin Skull)

    Aug 17, 2021·33m
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    Hazzard 2: Bigamy Boogaloo

    Aug 12, 2021·46m
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    Scot Lore 2: Tutelary Boogaloo

    Aug 10, 2021·27m
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    Drunken Penance

    Aug 5, 2021·37m
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    Angler Horse

    Aug 3, 2021·37m
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    No Enema Should Last That Long

    Jul 29, 2021·1h 15m
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    Don't Ruin Mr. Tumnus For Me!

    Jul 27, 2021·35m
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    It Gets Worse

    Jul 22, 2021·37m
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    Daniel Boone Saw John Darnielle in the Woods

    Jul 20, 2021·37m
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    BONUS EPISODE - Thicc Snek

    May 7, 2019·15m
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    What's Wrong with the 90's!?

    Hosts discuss a lesser-known true crime case involving Deborah Green and children, with trigger warnings.

    May 1, 2019·1h 26m
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    Again With The Suckling

    Hosts Hattie and Kevin introduce their podcast about true crime and cryptids, bantering about recording late at night and explaining their weekly alternating format.

    Apr 26, 2019·41m
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    There Were No Police

    Apr 13, 2019·36m
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    My Chemical Swine

    Apr 11, 2019·23m
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    Is This Tumeric?

    Apr 6, 2019·28m
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    He Who Must Not Be Clowned

    Apr 4, 2019·22m
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    Body Part Tetris

    Mar 29, 2019·44m
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    Thicc Chaos

    Mar 27, 2019·41m
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    19 Whacks

    Mar 16, 2019·1h 5m
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    Suckled UniMoose

    Mar 13, 2019·37m
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    Baby Snatching Train Wreck

    Mar 8, 2019·55m
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    Pilot - The Goat Suck

    Mar 5, 2019·42m