Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Dan Cummins

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Dark history with teeth and footnotes.

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Timesuck with Dan Cummins is a research-heavy show built around ugly facts, strange turns, and gallows-humor momentum. Recent episodes range from museum disputes and radioactive factory work to failed utopias, dairy violence, institutional scandal, and unsolved violent crime.

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About Timesuck with Dan Cummins

Timesuck with Dan Cummins turns the weirdest corners of documented history into loud, fast, detail-heavy narrative. It favors stories where something official, familiar, or even harmless-looking starts to rot under inspection. A museum collection becomes a record of conquest. Glow-in-the-dark watches become a workplace poisoning story. A utopian dream lands in Texas as bad math, bad planning, sickness, and collapse. Milk, of all things, becomes labor conflict, mob interest, strikes, attacks, and sabotage. The show’s recent episodes also move into true crime and public scandal, including Mr. Cruel, the Johnson City scandal, and the Duke lacrosse scandal. Those subjects are handled with blunt moral energy rather than detached neutrality. The voice is research-forward, but it is not tidy. It runs hot, changes gears quickly, and lets outrage, disbelief, and absurdity share the same lane. That makes the show feel closer to a profane history lecture than a courtroom recap or a classroom survey. It keeps the proper nouns coming: Benin, Abyssinia, Etienne Cabet, Michaela Evans, Kat Dahl, Carmen Chan, Al Capone, Boston’s north end. It also keeps asking why people believed the pitch, ignored the warning, protected the powerful, or let obvious harm keep happening. The strongest episodes are not merely about strange events. They are about the systems that made those events possible. Timesuck has a clear fondness for the ridiculous detail, but it does not treat suffering as trivia. Its comedy acts more like pressure release than escape hatch. A listener gets momentum, context, and a sharp sense of how often history’s most outlandish stories are also stories about greed, negligence, violence, and denial. It is messy in the way real evidence is messy. It is funny in places where the alternative might be staring blankly at how bad people can make things. The show suits curiosity with a strong stomach.

Made for: Suits a listener who wants researched history and true crime delivered with speed, anger, humor, and a high tolerance for grim material. Best for someone who likes context, not sanitized summaries.

What sets it apart: Its edge comes from the collision of dense factual narration and irreverent release valves. It can move from museum disputes to workplace poisoning to dairy strikes without sanding off the horror or the absurdity.

In their own words

Jump down new rabbit holes with Timesuck, the weekly podcast that takes you on a fascinating and bizarre journey through history’s darkest corners, most shocking conspiracies, and wildest true stories. Hosted by acclaimed standup comedian and storyteller Dan Cummins, each episode blends dark humor with deep research to uncover hidden truths about infamous historical figures, unsolved mysteries, notorious serial killers, and more. If you crave the weird, the wild, and the unexpected, Timesuck is your next obsession! And check out the Short Sucks, a new series of 40-60 minute episodes two Fridays a month. These bite-sized stories are perfect fo...

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Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Dan Cummins gives historical disasters and public scandals narrative momentum, comic friction, and enough evidence to complicate the first easy judgment.

Timesuck with Dan Cummins turns historical cases into briskly narrated stories, moving from an inviting premise into the machinery of scandal, exploitation, or collective failure.

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Milk riots get Dan Cummins's full disbelief; your harmless fridge carton may never look quite so harmless.

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  • to hear how a promised million-acre utopia met 300 actual acres, with Dan sharing your disbelief
  • an account of the Duke lacrosse scandal from someone who admits he rushed to judgment
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Best episodes of Timesuck with Dan Cummins

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Short Suck #55: Stolen History: The British Museum DebateApr 10, 2026

A museum story that turns stolen objects into a forceful argument about empire.

It opens with Black Panther's museum confrontation and quickly widens into the British Museum's long hold on objects taken in empire. The strongest passages stay close to the artifacts themselves: the kingdom of Benin after a bloody siege, the Elgin marbles, the Greek campaign…

Short Suck #54: Lip, Dip, and Die! The Radium GirlsMar 27, 2026

Radium, luminous watches, and corporate greed, delivered with hard-edged momentum.

This episode tracks the Radium Girls story from the early discovery of radium, when radioactive products were still being sold as miracles and their risks were barely understood.

Short Suck #53: Icaria!: France’s Failed Communist Utopia in AmericaMar 13, 2026

A utopian pitch collapses into 300 acres and four deaths.

The episode treats Etienne Cabet's Ikaria as a blunt, funny collapse story. A Frenchman writes a novel about a place where everyone has the same money, clothes, and food, then persuades real colonists to chase the idea to Texas.

Short Suck #50: Presumed Guilty: The Duke Lacrosse ScandalJan 23, 2026

The Duke scandal, tracked from instant outrage to growing doubt.

Dan Cummins frames the Duke lacrosse scandal as a lesson in how fast outrage can outrun fact. He opens with the 2006 rape accusation and the rush to cast three players as wealthy, entitled villains, then traces the slow shift from certainty to doubt as the evidence stops holding…

Short Suck #49: The Milk Wars: When People Died for DairyJan 9, 2026

Milk becomes a labor war, and Dan Cummins keeps the absurdity and violence in the same frame.

Dan Cummins turns the Milk Wars into a labor story with real violence, tracing Chicago and the Midwest through the Great Depression as milk becomes something people strike over, hijack, dump, bomb, and burn.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    502 - Help Me Before I Kill: The Chilling Story of Eddie Cole

    Apr 13, 2026·2h 37m
  2. 2

    Short Suck #55: Stolen History: The British Museum Debate

    Hidden gem

    Killmonger's museum scene was fictional, but the episode argues the real history was close enough.

    Apr 10, 2026·1h 2m·4 clips
  3. 3

    501 - The Ant Hill Kids: Most Brutal Cult Ever?

    Apr 6, 2026·3h 1m
  4. 4

    500 - Blowing Through the Mushroom Murders

    Mar 30, 2026·2h 35m
  5. 5

    Short Suck #54: Lip, Dip, and Die! The Radium Girls

    Hidden gem

    How did radium become a consumer miracle?

    Mar 27, 2026·1h·4 clips
  6. 6

    499 - The Cosmic Teacher: Rudolf Steiner and the Occult Roots of Waldorf Schools

    Mar 23, 2026·3h 8m
  7. 7

    498 - Mr. Cruel

    This episode explores the unsolved case of Mr.

    Mar 16, 2026·1h 56m
  8. 8

    Short Suck #53: Icaria!: France’s Failed Communist Utopia in America

    Hidden gem

    Have you ever actually wanted utopia?

    Mar 13, 2026·1h 2m·4 clips
  9. 9

    497 - The Real Lawrence of Arabia

    Mar 9, 2026·2h 35m
  10. 10

    496 - Sex Strike Nation: The Rise of South Korea’s 4B Movement

    Mar 2, 2026·2h 10m
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    Short Suck #52: Protected Predator: The Johnson City Scandal

    A woman's fall from a businessman's condo reveals a pattern of sexual assault and police inaction in Johnson City, Tennessee.

    Feb 27, 2026·58m
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    495 - The Watts Family Murders

    Feb 23, 2026·2h 57m
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    494 - Nothing Is Over! Ned Kelly and the Most Insane Shootout in Australian History

    Feb 16, 2026·2h 27m
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    Short Suck #51: Greatest Slave Rebellion in History: The Haitian Revolution

    Feb 13, 2026·1h 2m
  15. 15

    493 - The Gloriavale Cult: Hell Disguised as Heaven

    Feb 9, 2026·2h 39m
  16. 16

    492 - The Moors Murders

    Feb 2, 2026·2h 49m
  17. 17

    491 - The Good, the Bad, and Corporate Greed: American Healthcare Explained

    Jan 26, 2026·2h 50m
  18. 18

    Short Suck #50: Presumed Guilty: The Duke Lacrosse Scandal

    Hidden gem

    March 2006 hits Duke hard.

    Jan 23, 2026·1h 4m·4 clips
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    490 - How to Fail at Murder (and Life): The Jennifer Pan Story

    Jan 19, 2026·2h 35m
  20. 20

    489 - Taken from Her Bed: The Elizabeth Smart Abduction

    Jan 12, 2026·2h 53m
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    Short Suck #49: The Milk Wars: When People Died for Dairy

    Hidden gem

    Milk looks harmless.

    Jan 9, 2026·1h 3m·4 clips
  22. 22

    488 - The Phantom Killer and the Texarkana Moonlight Murders

    Jan 5, 2026·2h 39m
  23. 23

    487 - Chris Gardner & the Pursuit of Happyness

    Dec 29, 2025·2h 20m
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    Short Suck #48: The Barkley Marathons: The Race That Eats Its Young

    Dec 26, 2025·1h 1m
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    486 - Vigilante Justice: What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (A Lot)

    Dec 22, 2025·2h 50m
  26. 26

    485 - The Family: Australia's Most Notorious Cult

    Dec 15, 2025·2h 40m
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    Short Suck #47: The Business Plot - When Bankers Tried to Topple the White House

    Dec 12, 2025·43m
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    484 - The King of Beaver Island

    Dec 8, 2025·2h 30m
  29. 29

    483 - Addiction: Most Misunderstood Condition Ever?

    Dec 1, 2025·2h 52m
  30. 30

    Short Suck #46: Mutiny on the Bounty!

    Nov 28, 2025·59m
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    482 - The Hunger Killer: Inside the World of the Starvation Doctor

    Nov 24, 2025·2h 44m
  32. 32

    481 - Go Ask Alice: When a Fake Diary Helped Launch a Real War on Drugs

    Nov 17, 2025·2h 59m
  33. 33

    Short Suck #45: The Great Molasses Flood

    This episode recounts the bizarre and tragic Great Molasses Flood of 1919 in Boston's North End.

    Nov 14, 2025·58m
  34. 34

    480 - Old Blood and Guts: The Life and War of General Patton

    Nov 10, 2025·2h 48m
  35. 35

    479 - Rumble, Meatsack, Rumble! The Story of Muhammad Ali

    Nov 3, 2025·2h 56m
  36. 36

    Nightmare Fuel 37: Dissonance (2 of 2)

    Oct 31, 2025·1h 4m
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    Nightmare Fuel 36: Dissonance (1 of 2)

    Oct 30, 2025·1h 13m
  38. 38

    Nightmare Fuel 30: Operation Wandering Soul

    A fictional horror story based on the real Vietnam War psychological operation 'Operation Wandering Soul'.

    Oct 29, 2025·1h 1m
  39. 39

    Nightmare Fuel 31: The House of Hurt

    Oct 28, 2025·1h 30m
  40. 40

    478 - The Hog Trail Killer

    Oct 27, 2025·2h 9m
  41. 41

    Nightmare Fuel 28: He'll Make You Whole

    The host explains the origin and purpose of his horror fiction podcast series, Nightmare Fuel, and his journey from aspiring author to podcasting.

    Oct 27, 2025·1h 11m
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    Short Suck #44: The Victorian Monster of Spring-Heeled Jack

    This episode explores the Victorian legend of Spring-Heeled Jack, a mysterious leaping figure that terrorized London in the 19th century and was later invoked by Jack the Ripper.

    Oct 24, 2025·57m
  43. 43

    477 - The Ogress of Reading and the Horrors of Baby Farming

    Oct 20, 2025·2h 5m
  44. 44

    476 - The Backpacker Killer: Ivan Milat

    Oct 13, 2025·2h 37m
  45. 45

    Short Suck #43: Crescent Hotel Horrors: From Healing Springs to... Hauntings?

    Oct 10, 2025·1h 1m
  46. 46

    475 - Dragon vs. Eagle: Will China Dethrone the US?

    Oct 6, 2025·2h 58m
  47. 47

    474 - Krumping for Christ! The 7M Cult & Christian Nationalism

    Sep 29, 2025·2h 47m
  48. 48

    Short Suck #42: The Dingo Took the Baby: The Lindy Chamberlain Saga

    Dan Cummins recounts the Lindy Chamberlain case, where a mother claimed a dingo took her baby, leading to a notorious misquote and national mistreatment.

    Sep 26, 2025·49m
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    473 - Selena! When Fame Turns Fatal

    Sep 22, 2025·2h 29m
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    472 - The Girl in the Box

    Sep 15, 2025·2h 42m