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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.
Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026
The Cooligans makes detailed soccer analysis funnier by letting informed questions and unruly host chemistry share the same conversation.
The Cooligans turns soccer analysis into a running comic exchange between Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco. MLS playoff predictions, Lionel Messi's impact and USMNT selection questions arrive with actual opinions attached, then get loosened up by quick riffs, deliberate…
An MLS Cup prediction becomes Messi versus his son; you can laugh and still care who wins.
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Loose, fast-moving soccer banter with a live, conversational feel.
The Cooligans keep the soccer talk lively with loose, fast-moving banter that never really sits still. They move from Inter Miami and Lionel Messi to the Manchester Derby and a manager's shaky job security, then fold in a giveaway, a surprise tease, and Carter's comedy debut.
Playoff pressure, league-wide chatter, and banter that keeps the soccer talk moving.
The episode begins with Inter Miami and the uneasy prospect of another playoff exit, using that pressure as a lens on what happens when a roster built around older legs is asked to hold up late in the season.
USMNT absences, MLS winter scheduling, and NWSL semifinal picks shape the conversation.
The episode follows the Kooligans as they size up the U.S. men's national team match against Uruguay and Paraguay after Weston McKinney and Pulisic are ruled out.
Arsenal talk and KidSuper personality keep this Cooligans episode playful, if a little uneven around the sponsor stretch.
The episode opens on Arsenal and the familiar question of whether this is finally their year, then moves into an interview with Colm DeLand, also known as Kid Super.
Pulisic, VAR, and derby talk anchor a lively episode that keeps moving.
This episode spends its first stretch on Christian Pulisic's strong Serie A form before broadening into Premier League chatter, referee disputes, and a Hudson River Derby reset.
Late Liverpool chaos and a Sam Coffey interview carry the episode.
The episode moves from Liverpool's late wins into a brisk, comic take on the Premier League and Champions League, then settles into a Sam Coffey interview that keeps returning to the shirt tuck and the coming USWNT friendlies against Portugal.
Loose, joke-forward soccer talk that still stays specific when it counts.
The Kooligans open with a simple soccer question about whether Inter Miami should bench Luis Suarez, then move through the first-round games, a talk with Leander about his upcoming book on the U.S. Men's National Team, and a closer on the NWSL playoffs.
A loud, funny draw debate with travel stories and enough match talk to hold together.
The Manchester City-Arsenal draw is handled as a genuine question of whether it counts more as a point gained or a point lost, and that tension gives the episode its bite.
Sharp Black pop culture commentary with gossip, jokes, and blunt advice.
Awards season, celebrity memoirs, and new music picked apart with host Louis Fertel and guests.
Comedian Chris Gethard takes one anonymous call a week and can't hang up first.
Isa Calderón and Lucía Lijtmaer riff on feminism and TV history from Spanish stages.
Graham Clark and Dave Shumka turn one small topic into a full episode of tangents.
The hosts analyze the USMNT's 1-1 draw against Ecuador, praising standout performances from Folarin Balogun, Malik Tillman, and others while debating squad depth and coaching under Mauricio Pochettino.
The hosts discuss Christian Pulisic's hot streak at AC Milan and debate if he's Serie A's best player.
Hosts Alexis and Christian, with guest Kevin Egan, discuss Lionel Messi's new Inter Miami contract and debate if he's become MLS's villain.
The hosts discuss USMNT concerns with McKennie and Pulisic out, debate MLS's shift to a fall schedule, and preview NWSL playoffs with predictions for Gotham FC and Washington Spirit.
The Cooligans hosts Alexis and Christian discuss Arsenal's Premier League title hopes, analyzing their depth and tactics.
Hosts Alexis and Christian recap the Premier League weekend from Kansas City, focusing on Arsenal's dramatic draw with Manchester City and their hilarious experiences at the Fan Fest.
The hosts discuss Liverpool's habit of winning late games and debate whether it's skill or luck, then cover Champions League controversies including Real Madrid's refereeing.
The hosts react to the first round of MLS playoffs, discussing standout performances and controversies, then interview Meg Linehan about NWSL issues including transgender policies and league growth, while mixing in comedic banter about Halloween.
The hosts react to Real Madrid's El Clásico win and Vinicius Jr.'s substitution drama, analyze MLS playoff matches including Philadelphia Union's shaky victory, and critique ESPN's PTI for dismissing soccer coverage.
The Cooligans preview MLS Decision Day with guest Gio Savarese, discussing Vancouver's rise with Thomas Muller, San Diego's shocking expansion success, and MVP debates.
The Cooligans hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco, with guest Matt Doyle, analyze MLS playoff scenarios, debating Lionel Messi's historic season and Philadelphia Union's chances.
The hosts discuss MLS playoff drama, including Luis Suárez's suspension and Inter Miami's chances, interview musician Cuco about soccer fandom and culture, and debate USMNT roster picks like Gio Reyna, all with comedic takes on politics and food.
The hosts debate whether Lionel Messi's time with Inter Miami is a failure and if Ruben Amorim fits at Manchester United, while sharing comedic anecdotes and discussing MLS and Premier League highlights, including a giveaway announcement.
LAFC are looking scary again.
The hosts discuss whether Harry Kane is too good for the Bundesliga, interview goalkeeper Casey Murphy about her career and stopping Alex Morgan's penalty, and debate USMNT roster selections and soccer news with comedic banter.
Inter Miami might be cooked again.
The hosts analyze Mauricio Pochettino's Instagram post about culture, debate its implications for US Soccer, interview Jess Fishlock about the NWSL playoffs and her personal life, and critique Sir Jim Ratcliffe's cost-cutting measures at Manchester United, all with comedic takes.
The hosts discuss whether Inter Miami should bench Luis Suárez for the MLS playoffs, react humorously to Juan Agudelo's retirement comment, and interview journalist Leander Schaerlaeckens about his book on USMNT history.
Hosts discuss Champions League, NWSL player Sophia Wilson, and MLS season preview with a humorous tone.
Hosts discuss Inter Miami's draw, MLS surprises and disappointments, and fears about the USMNT, with a therapy session about Italy.
The hosts discuss Messi's season, Liverpool's struggles, FIFA World Cup ticketing issues, USMNT injuries, and promote GameTime app.
Hosts interview NYCFC CEO Brad Sims about his role and fan connection, blending soccer talk with humor.
Hosts discuss Christian Pulisic's form, answer fan questions, and promote a sponsor with humorous soccer commentary.
Hosts preview the Champions League final and discuss Premier League teams with humorous commentary, also touching on the Diddy trial.
Hosts discuss underdog teams winning trophies, MLS rivalry week, player trades, and a personal anecdote about a comedy club.
Hosts discuss MLS midweek matches, Messi's struggles, and a Nashville SC supporter group's protest over immigration arrests.
Hosts discuss MLS matches, Manchester United, and interview Austin FC goalkeeper Brad Stuver, with a sponsor segment for Game Time app.
Hosts Alexis and Christian discuss weekend soccer matches, including Inter Miami vs Atlanta, and interview Austin FC midfielder Danny Pareda.