Ships of Chaos - A Fanfiction Podcast

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Fan-written romance, read aloud and argued over.

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Ships of Chaos has Jonny and Justina reading fanfiction aloud and breaking off mid-passage to question what the characters are doing. Episodes numbered 3.1 to 3.4 work through a Twilight story, The Spaces Between the Notes by Lyrical Chris. Elsewhere the talk turns to Teen Wolf fics, 50 Shades and the dreadful stories every fandom seems to have.

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About Ships of Chaos - A Fanfiction Podcast

Ships of Chaos is a fanfiction read-along presented by Jonny and Justina, and the reading is only half the appeal. The other half is the running commentary. Episodes open on a scripted welcome that treats the listener like a passenger boarding a ship. A captain and a first mate are introduced, adult situations and themes are flagged, and there is a gentle suggestion to be careful about listening in public. A note follows that the stories and characters belong to other people. Then the pair catch up. Jonny has a new job and a 45-minute drive to get there. One episode lands a week late after a rough stretch for him, another is recorded on new software the two are still working out, and one carries the title 'Episode 1.23 or The One with the Audio Issues'. The fiction in this stretch is romance. Episodes 3.1 to 3.4 read The Spaces Between the Notes, a Twilight story by Lyrical Chris, who is thanked by name for permission to share it. Bella falls for Carlisle Cullen, cast as a rock star. She is turned away from a 21-plus club, trades shouts with her father over the phone, and watches Carlisle perform from just off the stage, steered there by a teasing Alistair. The pair do not read straight through. They stop to ask what was said at dinner in the previous chapter. They debate whether Bella is rebelling against Charlie or really in love, note that she and the rock star have met only twice, and say so when her youth and the speed of it make them uneasy. There is an episode called '3.3 - or Jess questions love at first sight.' One of them has read the story before and hints at time jumps ahead; the other simply wants to see where it ends up. Other fandoms keep slipping in. A bouncer in the Twilight story gets pitched as Derek, partly for the muscles and partly because the last fic one of them read made him a bouncer too. In 'Episode 2.6 or Jonny talks about crack ships', the conversation takes in terrible fanfic from Harry Potter and Teen Wolf, 50 Shades making plenty of money anyway, and a story that lifts Ross and Rachel's pregnancy plot from Friends. Someone has been practicing voices ahead of the Twilight reading. The show also tends its own corner of fandom, with talk of a Facebook group, promos, and a planned special 420 episode in which Jonny does the reading. Listeners are 'Chaotix', and the sign-offs promise another 'Chaotic Thursday'. For a first listen, 'Episode 3.1 - Wrong Wrong Wrong' is where the pair welcome everyone to the start of this story.

Made for: Suits a listener who wants fan-written romance read aloud with company, and who enjoys hearing two readers stop mid-chapter to question a character's choices or wince at a sudden turn.

What sets it apart: It performs the fanfiction itself rather than summarising it, credits the author by name, and lets the pair's candid reactions, including open discomfort with where a story is heading, sit right beside the prose.

In their own words

Join Jonny and Justina while they explore different fanfictions and their fandoms. Our podcast has recently explored fics from the TeenWolf, Harry P and Twilight Fandoms. This podcast will contain adult situations and themes. We do not own these stories or characters. They are just along for the ride upon The Ships of Chaos.

Why you'd press play

Bella falls for rock-star Carlisle, and Johnny and Justina make you question the speed of the swoon.

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  • to hear a Twilight romance read aloud while you decide whether Bella's devotion adds up
  • to have Johnny and Justina talk you through why an unlikely pairing counts as a crack ship
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Episode 3.4 Let me see your PeacockAug 20, 2021

Bella's backstage detour with Alistair gives this fanfiction reading a mix of teasing tension, nerves, and host banter.

Ships of Chaos starts in its usual loose, lived-in mode, as the hosts talk through a new job, a 45-minute drive, a forgotten schedule, and an upcoming move before easing into the fanfiction reading.

3.3 - or Jess questions love at first sight.Aug 5, 2021

A lively chapter read built around Sweet's sudden leap into love.

Chapter three of "spaces between the notes" turns a fan-fiction reading into a running argument about how fast Chase and Sweet can name their connection as love.

3.2 - How did Peter P End Up in this StoryJul 29, 2021

Rock-star glamour meets fanfiction hosts still deciding whether Carlisle and Bella click.

Ships of Chaos follows a heated chapter from Lyrical Chris's The Spaces Between the Notes, with Bella watching Carlisle Cullen perform and beginning to look past the stage persona behind the songs.

Episode 3.1 - Wrong Wrong WrongJul 15, 2021

Bella fears the worst outside a Seattle club, until one kind question turns the night stranger.

Ships of Chaos opens with Bella stranded outside a 21-plus club, short on cash, lost in Seattle, and bracing for the worst when a dark-windowed car pulls her attention.

Episode 2.6 or Jonny talks about crack shipsJul 8, 2021

A loose fanfiction vocabulary chat sets up a Bella and Carlisle pairing while weighing the tags the hosts avoid.

Ships of Chaos frames its Twilight setup as a casual primer on fanfiction terms. Johnny and Justina work through what they mean by a crack ship, touch on non-canon and rare pairings, and set up the next story as a Bella and Carlisle pairing.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Episode 3.4 Let me see your Peacock

    Hidden gem

    ["Ships of Chaos episode 3.4, 'Let me see your Peacock,' tracks Bella and Carlisle after a two-year separation as a concert-night reunion collides with his new album and his life as a father.", "Johnny, Jess, and Justina recap Lyrical Chris's fanfiction The Spaces Between the Notes, then move into a chapter full of backstage access and jealousy.", "Bella's college life still carries her freshman-year relationship with James, whose controlling behavior ended after Jasper got a black eye and James got a broken nose.", "The chapter spends its last stretch on Carlisle, Peter Damon, Alice, and Jasper measuring each other at the concert, then on Carlisle showing up at Bella's dorm door late at night."]

    Aug 20, 2021·40m·4 clips
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    3.3 - or Jess questions love at first sight.

    Hidden gem

    Chapter three of 'Ships of Chaos - A Fanfiction Podcast' centers on Carlisle sending 18-year-old Bella home after their Portland hotel-room scene, while Alistair pushes him to explain why he stopped.

    Aug 5, 2021·42m·4 clips
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    3.2 - How did Peter P End Up in this Story

    Hidden gem

    Ships of Chaos episode 3.2, "How did Peter P End Up in this Story," mixes a week-late recording apology with a read of "The Spaces Between the Notes" by Lyrical Chris.

    Jul 29, 2021·46m·3 clips
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    Episode 3.1 - Wrong Wrong Wrong

    Hidden gem

    ["Ships of Chaos Episode 3.1, \"Wrong Wrong Wrong,\" reads Chapter 1 of The Spaces Between the Notes by Lyrical Chris, a Twilight fanfiction built around Carlisle Cullen and Bella Swan.", "Johnny and the co-host who identifies herself as Justina, after being introduced as Jess, spend the opening minutes reacting to an author's note that treats the Carlisle/Bella pairing as intentionally wrong.", "Bella drives to Seattle in an ancient truck to see Carlisle, gets turned away from a 21-plus club, and is stranded in the rain until he offers her a ride.", "The readthrough centers on Bella's blunt dialogue, Carlisle's restraint, and the diner-and-hotel scenes where their mutual attraction becomes impossible to ignore."]

    Jul 15, 2021·42m·3 clips
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    Episode 2.6 or Jonny talks about crack ships

    Hidden gem

    Ships of Chaos - A Fanfiction Podcast spends Episode 2.6 defining "crack ship" and lands on Bella/Carlisle Cullen, a Twilight pairing Johnny says has only about three Archive of Our Own pages.

    Jul 8, 2021·48m·3 clips
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    Episode 2.5 or Bone-ing - Jess keeps a promise

    Jun 24, 2021·48m
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    Episode 2.4 or Jonny gets hot over Stilettos.

    Jun 17, 2021·51m
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    Episode 2.3 or They are still drinking and we get blue balled

    Jun 10, 2021·53m
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    Episode 2.2 Or Jonny has Kittens

    Jun 1, 2021·57m
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    Season 2 - Away by In_Dreams or Jess can do a Tim Gunn like voice - kind of

    May 20, 2021·54m
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    Episode 1.27 or Or Radio Tower Fin

    Apr 29, 2021·1h 6m
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    Episode 1.26 or The One Before the End

    Apr 22, 2021·51m
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    4/20 Special Breath Out So I Can Breathe You In

    Apr 20, 2021·1h 25m
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    Episode 1.25 or The Derek Door

    Apr 18, 2021·1h 2m
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    Episode 1.24 or the one Where Jonny is deprived of sleep

    Apr 8, 2021·45m
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    Episode 1.23 or The One with the Audio Issues

    Hosts Johnny and Jess introduce their fanfiction podcast, discuss upcoming episodes, and announce a special 420 holiday episode.

    Apr 1, 2021·1h 10m
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    Episode 1.22 or Jonny has issues with the Doggos

    Mar 25, 2021·1h 6m
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    Episode 1.21 or Jess it wasnt Santa behind the door

    Mar 18, 2021·1h
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    Episode 1.20 or Jonny's Dogs make a guest appearance.

    Feb 25, 2021·52m
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    Episode 19 or Jess Saves Horses...sorta

    Feb 18, 2021·48m
  21. 21

    Grimmauld Place - Valentines Bonus - Jess Shows Some Sevmione Love

    Feb 14, 2021·46m
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    Episode 1.18 or Jonny getting distracted by Jasper Whitlock

    Feb 10, 2021·51m
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    Episode 1.17 or Jonny! It's getting a little steamy in here!

    Feb 4, 2021·1h 2m
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    Episode 1.16 or Jess and Jonny joke about clown cars

    Jan 28, 2021·1h 12m
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    Episode 1.15 or Jonny & Jess have a few drinks

    Jan 21, 2021·1h 14m
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    Episode 1.14 or Jess is at a loss of words

    Jan 14, 2021·1h 6m
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    Episode 1.13 or Jonny, This is not Buffy the Vampire Slayer

    Jan 7, 2021·1h 17m
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    Unexpected - New Years Bonus Episode or Jonny gives us something smoking to listen to

    Dec 31, 2020·47m
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    Episode 1.12 or Jonny, Why is Goldie there?

    Dec 31, 2020·1h 10m
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    Episode 1.11 or Jess, Remember the Cliff Hanger?

    Dec 24, 2020·1h 15m
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    Episode 1.10 or Jess Gets Impatient with the Slow Burn

    Hosts Jonny and Justina introduce their fanfiction podcast, share personal updates, and discuss Jonny's new job at Walmart.

    Dec 3, 2020·1h 2m
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    Episode 1.9 or Jonny and the Sugar Factory

    Nov 26, 2020·1h 8m
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    Episode 1.8 or Jonny's inappropriate jokes about Dean Winchester

    Nov 19, 2020·45m
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    Episode 1.7 or Jess Uses Google A Lot

    Nov 12, 2020·1h 25m
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    Episode 1.6 or Jonny Laments Over Tyler Hoechlin's Bushy Beard

    Nov 5, 2020·55m
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    This Isnt Real - Halloween 2020 Bonus or In Which Jess is not good at voice acting.

    Oct 31, 2020·43m
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    Episode 1.5 or Jess talks about the Art of Vulnerability.

    Oct 29, 2020·1h 6m
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    Episode 1.4 or Jonny's tale of the Lucius Malfoy cane.

    Oct 22, 2020·1h
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    Episode 1.3 or Jess Gets a Little Excited.

    Jonny and Justina recap part one of a Teen Wolf fanfiction chapter and invite listener feedback.

    Oct 15, 2020·1h 8m
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    Episode 1.2 or Jonny Drools Over Cupid's Bows

    Oct 8, 2020·48m
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    Episode 1.1 or Jess! This is not Harry Potter.

    Jonny and Jess introduce their fanfiction podcast, discuss the Teen Wolf fandom, and begin reading a story called Radio Tower.

    Oct 1, 2020·35m