See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder

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See No, Hear No, Speak No mixes grisly case storytelling with loose, confrontational comedy. The show moves from circus fires and historic killers to lizard conspiracies, fraud, and UFO-flavored weirdness without staying serious for long.

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About See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder

See No, Hear No, Speak No is a chaotic true-crime and paranormal comedy show with a taste for ugly stories and absurd detours. It works best when the subject matter is almost too grim for a straight reading. The speakers move through murder cases, disasters, serial violence, conspiracy figures, and UFO-adjacent weirdness while constantly breaking the frame with arguments, songs, impressions, and private-joke momentum. A segment on a circus fire becomes a mix of disaster chronology, animal logistics, and flammable-canvas commentary. A Louis Garavito episode turns toward childhood trauma, predatory behavior, and the difficulty of discussing monstrous crimes without losing the room. The Girly Chew series stretches into confessions, search parties, hidden camps, and the kind of case detail that piles up until the banter becomes a pressure valve. Lewis Hutchinson brings historical violence, ambushes, stolen weapons, and a historical-murder texture. The lizard conspiracy episodes fold in David Icke, supposed bloodlines, cloned-baby claims, and the exploitation of people desperate for miracles. The show is not elegant. It is abrasive, crowded, and proudly undisciplined. That looseness gives it a specific appeal. Listeners get the case, but they also get every derailment around the case: food jokes, family asides, bad accents, mock threats, pop-culture fragments, and closing bits that often collapse into nonsense. The pacing can be sprinting, then suddenly patient when a grim fact needs room. Its humor is blunt rather than subtle. Its curiosity is real, even when buried under heckling. The paranormal side is treated less like solemn investigation and more like combustible material for skeptical, amused conversation. The true-crime side is darker, with frequent reminders that the stories involve real harm. This is for listeners comfortable with gallows humor and messy conversational energy. It is not for anyone looking for quiet, respectful documentary polish. The show’s identity comes from that tension: horrifying material, loose research narration, and speakers who keep refusing to let the room stay still.

Made for: For listeners who like true crime and paranormal subjects served with abrasive banter, gallows humor, and long conversational tangents. It suits people who prefer messy personality-driven storytelling over restrained documentary narration.

What sets it apart: The show stands apart by making the derailments part of the structure: case details, conspiracy lore, improvised songs, personal asides, and arguments all occupy the same lane. Its roughness is not incidental; it is the show’s editorial texture.

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2 dudes that know they know nothing but are pros at acting like they know it all, bring story after story about everything Ufo, Conspiracy and/or Murder, to be laughed at, pondered upon, screamed at, hell, some minds may even be changed. It could happen! So welcome to the show made by idiots, specifically for smart people! Smart people just like you! Smart and drop-dead gorgeous! Visit our new Merch Shop at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/see-no-hear-no-speak-no?ref_id=33392

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3 (ring) Alarm Fire!Jul 7, 2024

A profane, chaotic account of a circus fire, its big cats, and panic beneath the big top.

The episode uses the 80th anniversary of a deadly circus fire as the frame for a grim, oddly funny reconstruction of chaos under the big top. Its sharpest moments stay with the unnerving practical details: the big cats that had just performed, the move from performance cages…

Monday-neMar 27, 2024

A flare complaint unravels into profane tangents, dark riffs, and a countdown home.

Monday-ne turns a workplace complaint into a full comic pileup: the handbook says 15 pieces of flare, Brian has 37, and suddenly the standard has become impossible.

Lewis Hutchinson's Swallow HoleJan 17, 2024

A saber attack turns into a darkly funny argument about how, exactly, someone hits another person with a sword.

Hutchinson's story centers on the attack on Dr Hutton, who is found on the road unarmed and hit with his own stolen saber. The episode is at its strongest when it lingers on the strange gap between the brutality of the moment and the conversation's almost puzzled interest in how…

the BEASTOct 13, 2023

A vicious case study keeps crashing into dark banter, rough theorizing, and a theme song that skews the mood.

The episode frames a killer's crimes as a hard collision between grim reporting and deliberately unruly comedy. It moves from a text-to-speech opening and a tease about Louis Garavito to a theme-song setup, then veers into riffs about God being one of us.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    3 (ring) Alarm Fire!

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No turns episode 3, “(ring) Alarm Fire!,” into a Hartford circus-fire account centered on the Ringling Brothers Barnum and Bailey Circus.

    Jul 7, 2024·1h 11m·5 clips
  2. 2

    Monday-ne

    See No, Hear No, Speak No spends this episode on Brenda Ann Spencer, the 16-year-old tied to Cleveland Elementary School and the line 'I don't like Mondays.' The transcript traces her parents Dorothy Nadine and Wallace Edward Spencer from their December 12, 1954 marriage in Chula Vista, California through the January 1972 divorce and Brenda's life with her father in 'virtual poverty.' It then covers the December 1978 psychiatric evaluation, the father's refusal to admit her to a mental hospital, and the Christmas gift of a Ruger semi-automatic 22-caliber rifle with a telescope and 500 rounds.

    Mar 27, 2024·52m·3 clips
  3. 3

    Ax me about free love

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder spends this episode on the Tsuyama Massacre and Mutsuo Toi in Okayama Prefecture, Japan.

    Feb 21, 2024·54m·3 clips
  4. 4

    Lewis Hutchinson's Swallow Hole

    Hidden gem

    Lewis Hutchinson of Edinburgh Castle is presented as a Scottish man in the Pedro district of Saint Ann, Jamaica, who allegedly shot travelers from loopholes in his house.

    Jan 17, 2024·1h 12m·5 clips
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    the BEAST

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder frames this episode around Luis Garavito, whom the hosts describe as an extreme child killer and pederast.

    Oct 13, 2023·1h 8m·5 clips
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    Girly Chew’s part 4. In Ernest!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder resumes the Girly Chew case by examining Bill Miller’s alleged role after Diazin met Linda at a David Icke UFO and lizard-people conference.

    Oct 7, 2023·1h 21m·5 clips
  7. 7

    Lizards 2 Men ABC-BVD

    Jason and Chris continue part three of a multipart account centered on Dyson, Dimitri, Julie McGuire, and alleged UFO and conspiracy claims.

    Sep 4, 2023·1h 29m·5 clips
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    So you wanna know how the hotdog is made?

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder continues its account of Armand Chavez, later known as Dyson Hasenkoff, and allegations that he manipulated women through medical and personal claims.

    Aug 10, 2023·1h 20m·5 clips
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    Happy 150! LIES!!!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No celebrates its 150th episode before Chris and his co-host ask listeners why they stayed through difficult periods and what they want next.

    Jul 27, 2023·1h 51m·5 clips
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    Seeing Red

    Hidden gem

    Jason, Chris, and guest Michael examine Daria Saltykova, an eighteenth-century Russian noblewoman associated with violence against serfs.

    May 17, 2023·59m·4 clips
  11. 11

    Poltergeist! Or! Poultrygeist!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines the reported haunting of the Pritchard family at 30 East Drive in Pontefract, Yorkshire, beginning in 1966.

    Mar 2, 2023·57m·4 clips
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    1902 Russian Alien Attack?! Maybe!!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No examines the June 30, 1908 Tunguska event near Siberia's Tunguska River, where an airburst flattened roughly 150 square kilometers of forest.

    Jan 13, 2023·1h 32m·5 clips
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    F#@& You Jimmy Savile!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No begins a live, potentially multi-part investigation of Jimmy Savile’s public career and allegations of child sexual abuse.

    Dec 17, 2022·1h 29m·5 clips
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    Live Hallowiener Talk Time!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder uses a live Halloween broadcast to discuss the 2018 case of three sisters in Moscow who attacked their father, Mikhail Kacheturian.

    Oct 31, 2022·1h 37m·5 clips
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    Love, Dream, Craft

    Hidden gem

    “Love, Dream, Craft” from See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder follows psychiatrist-intern observations of Joe Slater, a Catskill man whose violent dream episodes include visions of a luminous enemy.

    Oct 12, 2022·34m·2 clips
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    999 mark of the idiot

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines the criminal history of Nico Jenkins, beginning with his 1993 arrival at Omaha's Highland Elementary School carrying a loaded .25 caliber handgun at age seven.

    Sep 14, 2022·1h 24m·5 clips
  17. 17

    ...Now You Don’t

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines Friedrich Valentich’s disappearance during a 1978 flight over Australia’s Bass Strait.

    Aug 26, 2022·1h 26m·5 clips
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    Hi, my name is (liar).

    Jason, Melissa, and Chris examine a con artist who allegedly moved between identities, beginning with a claimed 1961 birth in Siegsdorf, Germany, and later using the name Clark Rockefeller.

    Aug 2, 2022·1h 1m·4 clips
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    The hole

    Jul 13, 2022·11m
  20. 20

    Brett Ryan ”feelin fine”

    See No, Hear No, Speak No concludes its Brett Ryan story by recounting how Ryan moved from 12 bank robberies and roughly $60,000 in debt to murdering family members with a Barnett Recruit Youth 30 crossbow.

    Jul 8, 2022·1h 7m·5 clips
  21. 21

    This crossbow will solve my problems! I just know it!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines Brett Ryan, a 26-year-old Toronto-area house painter carrying $60,000 in debt.

    Jun 22, 2022·1h 51m·5 clips
  22. 22

    F-You France!

    Hidden gem

    Chris and Regina examine Gilles de Rais, a fifteenth-century Breton knight who fought beside Joan of Arc and became Marshal of France in 1429.

    Jun 8, 2022·1h 11m·5 clips
  23. 23

    In Japan, Plauseable Deniability Is King

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines the 1637-1638 Shimabara Rebellion in Japan through taxes, famine, and persecution of Christianity.

    May 19, 2022·1h 4m·4 clips
  24. 24

    Jake Bird Bearfoot Jack Knife Eagle Heart A-Hole

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines Jake Bird, a Louisiana-born itinerant worker convicted after the 1947 Tacoma axe killings of Bertha Clute and Beverly June Clute.

    Apr 30, 2022·1h 9m·4 clips
  25. 25

    Tales from the Cryptids (Evil Cackling)

    Hidden gem

    Jason and Chris discuss American cryptids through the Luxor Casino’s unexplained flying shapes and Louisiana’s Rougarou legend.

    Mar 29, 2022·1h 24m·5 clips
  26. 26

    I Can’t Find My Keys!

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder retells the documented biography and crimes of Israel Keyes, born January 7, 1978, to Heidi Hackinson and John Jeffrey Keys.

    Mar 13, 2022·1h 21m·5 clips
  27. 27

    They Grow Up So Fast

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines a family story beginning in a 1995 internet chat room between 20-year-old Steven Playdell and 15-year-old Alyssa.

    Feb 24, 2022·1h 26m·5 clips
  28. 28

    It tolls FOR KEEPS!

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines Belle Sorensen Guinness, born Brunhild Paldstadter Sterreth in Selbu, Norway, on November 11, 1859.

    Jan 25, 2022·1h 5m·4 clips
  29. 29

    I have a knife!

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No opens with the host discussing Darcy’s death, Valerie Coco’s birth two weeks early, and a current COVID infection before presenting a lost episode about Colonel Russell Williams.

    Jan 16, 2022·54m·4 clips
  30. 30

    Over Zealots

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines Daniel and Manuela Ruda’s movement through Germany’s neo-Nazi, goth, black-metal, and Satanist subcultures.

    Dec 15, 2021·1h 27m·5 clips
  31. 31

    Terrible People can come from anywhere???!

    Jason and Chris return to Louisiana to examine Sean Vincent Gillis, a Baton Rouge serial killer active alongside Derrick Todd Lee.

    Nov 26, 2021·1h 1m·4 clips
  32. 32

    Happy Halloween Dicks!

    Jason and Chris use their Halloween episode of See No, Hear No, Speak No to recount the case of Armin Mivas, a German computer technician born in 1961 in Kassel.

    Oct 30, 2021·1h 43m·5 clips
  33. 33

    Ok now I‘ll be you and you be me!

    Oct 26, 2021·17m
  34. 34

    Have a Shark Story iffin you will!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines the 1945 sinking of USS Indianapolis and the survivors’ days in the water.

    Oct 4, 2021·1h 18m·5 clips
  35. 35

    A home for Spiders

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder uses a retrospective on mental-illness treatment to trace ideas from prehistoric trepanning to 19th-century asylums.

    Aug 9, 2021·1h 30m·5 clips
  36. 36

    A match made in....Lincoln Nebraska?

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines Charles Raymond Starkweather, a Lincoln, Nebraska spree killer born November 24, 1938, and executed June 25, 1959.

    Aug 2, 2021·1h 43m·5 clips
  37. 37

    2 Chicks , a Dude and a Murdered Woman's Baby

    Jason Rambo and Chris examine the 2019 Scottsdale, Illinois killing of 19-year-old Marlene Ochoa Lopez, whose unborn child was removed after she was strangled.

    Jun 15, 2021·48m·3 clips
  38. 38

    Oni you, could make me feel this way

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines Japanese folklore through the 1825 kabuki story Tokaido Yotsuya Kaiden and its central figure, Oiwa.

    Jun 9, 2021·1h 21m·5 clips
  39. 39

    Green Men Vs Mountain Men. Who ya got?

    Hidden gem

    Chris and James of See No, Hear No, Speak No examine the August 21, 1955 Kelly, Kentucky report of a spaceship and 12 to 15 four-foot figures approaching a farmhouse.

    May 22, 2021·1h 8m·4 clips
  40. 40

    Catch That Dick!

    Jason and James continue their account of Richard Trenton Chase, beginning with the 1977 shooting of 51-year-old Ambrose Griffin while Griffin carried groceries.

    Mar 31, 2021·1h 16m·5 clips
  41. 41

    Dick Chase

    Hidden gem

    Chris and his co-host present Richard Trenton Chase’s biography in See No, Hear No, Speak No, focusing on psychosis, violence, UFO beliefs, and murder.

    Mar 24, 2021·48m·3 clips
  42. 42

    Wasted away again in Siberia-ville

    Hidden gem

    Chris and Jason examine the 1933 Nizhinsky Island episode within the history of Stalin-era Soviet repression.

    Mar 8, 2021·1h 33m·5 clips
  43. 43

    Anarchy is delicious!

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder uses the Anarchist Cookbook as the main subject for a chaotic discussion of anarchism, drugs, improvised weapons, and the book’s historical preface.

    Feb 17, 2021·1h 16m·5 clips
  44. 44

    Bruce-Brenda-David

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines David Raymer, born Bruce Raymer in Canada in 1965, after an eight-month-old circumcision caused severe injury.

    Jan 23, 2021·1h 12m·5 clips
  45. 45

    Live Show About Dead Body Lovin

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines Karen Greenlee, an apprentice embalmer at Memorial Lawn Mortuary in Sacramento, California, who left a funeral route on December 17, 1979, with a 33-year-old corpse.

    Jan 6, 2021·1h 9m·4 clips
  46. 46

    An Unwanted Reunion

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder revisits the 1988 abduction and 40-day captivity of 17-year-old Junko Furuta in Japan.

    Dec 13, 2020·1h 22m·5 clips
  47. 47

    Evil witches in the heart of the dark continent? Pfft whatever!

    Hidden gem

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder examines ritual killings and traditional-healer networks in Uganda, Zimbabwe, and other African countries.

    Nov 21, 2020·1h 40m·5 clips
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    Halloween Special: Currently Eventful

    See No, Hear No, Speak No: UFOs, Conspiracies, and Murder uses its October 27 Halloween Special to discuss a violent October 25 incident near New Orleans.

    Oct 30, 2020·1h 44m·5 clips
  49. 49

    Cardiovascular Snitches Get Madness!

    Two hosts discuss UFOs, conspiracies, and murder cases with a comedic and irreverent tone, featuring a murderer's confession.

    Oct 13, 2020·22m