Polite As Fuck Podcast

Erica and Eli

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Friendship, fresh starts, and blunt weekly chaos.

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This chatty comedy show turns ordinary weeks into confessional conversation, from spring cleaning and car repairs to birthdays, fresh starts, and messy dating etiquette. Its best moments feel like sitting near two friends who can make a fridge shelf, a winery plan, or a reality-TV husband weirdly compelling.

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About Polite As Fuck Podcast

The show is a candid lifestyle comedy built from the small dramas that make a regular week feel worth reporting. It rarely stays on one track for long. Recent episodes move from Erica turning 30 to spring cleaning, new jobs, adult expenses, mattress flipping, reality-TV recaps, and the emotional weirdness of the talking stage. That looseness is part of the draw. A conversation about cleaning out cabinets can turn into a reflection on fresh starts, and a birthday recap can become a bigger question about what a new decade is supposed to feel like. The pacing is conversational and reactive, with jokes arriving inside the interruptions rather than in polished monologues. It feels informal without being empty. Erica’s birthday arc gives the recent run a clear emotional center, especially around confidence, change, and the pressure to know what comes next. The show is especially good at making low-stakes details sound high-stakes in the funniest possible way. A winery plan, a fridge shelf, a car repair visit, or a rearranged podcast setup can all become material. Relationship talk is present, but it comes through friendship conversation rather than formal advice. The hosts return to dating behavior, toxic dynamics, and the strange social rules people absorb from each other and from TV. Reality television is a recurring pressure valve. Secret Lives of Mormon Wives, Love Is Blind, and His and Hers give them room to judge bad decisions, complain about endings, and spiral into side theories. The show can be blunt. It is also warm, especially when the conversation lands on friendship, birthday celebrations, future selves, and finding motivation after a stalled season. Listeners who want tightly researched commentary may find the pace too wandering. Listeners who like casual audio with personality, gossip-adjacent pop culture, and relatable adulthood updates will understand the appeal quickly. The differentiating rhythm is the mix of clean-slate optimism and comic irritation. It treats everyday life as funny enough already, then lets the friendship do the rest.

Made for: Best for listeners who like casual comedy, relationship talk, reality-TV reactions, and everyday adulthood updates told through close-friend conversation. It especially suits people navigating birthdays, dating fatigue, career changes, and reset-season energy.

What sets it apart: The show turns ordinary domestic and social details into running comic material without losing the emotional thread. Its lane is less formal advice show and more candid friendship debrief with recurring themes of confidence, change, dating behavior, and pop-culture irritation.

In their own words

Polite As Fuck is a witty and relevant lifestyle podcast following two PAF gals as they navigate life in the 21st century. Hilariously relatable, Erica and Eli share personal experiences, hot takes, and advice on relationships, career, travel, and more. Tune in weekly for an undeniably good time.

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Birthday recaps become reality-TV cross-examinations, with enough side chatter to make you feel invited.

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  • a birthday-and-bachelorette debrief that treats planning mishaps like evidence in your own group chat's case
  • reality-TV reactions that notice the villa logistics and the relationship red flags you were already yelling about
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181: Now Entering the Confident EraApr 8, 2026

A birthday recap that turns into a funny, reflective reset on a new decade.

Erica turning 30 gives the episode its center, and the tone settles into something more reflective after the birthday recap. The weekend story feels grounded in real details, and the spooky work call lands as a clean jolt before the conversation drifts back toward friendship,…

179: What the Hell Mercury?Mar 25, 2026

Mattress jokes and reality-TV side-eye keep the banter light and pointed.

A mattress-flipping detour sets a loose, funny tone, turning the episode into an easy hang about sleep habits, spring routines, and the latest reality-TV drama around The Secret Lives of Mormon Wives.

175: February FavsFeb 25, 2026

A breezy February recap that stays engaging even when the conversation wanders.

February Favs is a loose month-end conversation built around birthday celebrations, a spell of warm, sunny weather, TV disappointment, and one movie pick that gets a strong push.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    200: Goodbye For Now

    Aug 19, 2026·56m
  2. 2

    198: Toxic Relationship Signs

    Aug 5, 2026·48m
  3. 3

    197: Worth The Money

    Jul 29, 2026·50m
  4. 4

    196: Family Vacation Fails

    Jul 22, 2026·40m
  5. 5

    195: Moving Out

    Jul 15, 2026·47m
  6. 6

    194: The Ideal Bachelorette

    Hidden gem

    Erica recounts planning Julia’s three-night bachelorette weekend after an Airbnb canceled two months before the event.

    Jul 8, 2026·49m·3 clips
  7. 7

    193: The Trad Life?

    Jul 1, 2026·29m
  8. 8

    192: Dad Talk

    Jun 24, 2026·36m
  9. 9

    191: Summer Visions

    Jun 17, 2026·35m
  10. 10

    190: AI Slop

    Jun 10, 2026·43m
  11. 11

    189: Medicated

    Jun 3, 2026·40m
  12. 12

    188: Cheers To Four Years

    May 27, 2026·29m
  13. 13

    187: Unsolicited Advice

    May 20, 2026·24m
  14. 14

    186: Gettin' Crafty

    May 13, 2026·24m
  15. 15

    185: The Best Breakups

    May 6, 2026·40m
  16. 16

    184: Career Advice

    Apr 29, 2026·21m
  17. 17

    183: Solo Traveling

    Apr 22, 2026·34m
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    182: Wack Wellness Trends

    Apr 15, 2026·45m
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    181: Now Entering the Confident Era

    Hidden gem

    A coworker got a scam call about her son, a car accident, and "send me money" while Erica was driving her to North Park.

    Apr 8, 2026·50m·2 clips
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    180: Things To (Not) Do by 35

    Two friends chat about birthdays, spring cleaning, and life updates in a humorous, relatable style.

    Apr 1, 2026·46m
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    179: What the Hell Mercury?

    Hidden gem

    Mercury retrograde is an optical illusion, but it can still mean “communication breakdown” and “travel delays.”

    Mar 25, 2026·35m·2 clips
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    178: Quiet Quitting Life Goals

    Mar 18, 2026·44m
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    177: The Talking Stage

    Two friends share personal updates and humorous takes on relationships, adulting, and everyday life.

    Mar 11, 2026·35m
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    176: Fresh Starts

    Two friends chat about spring, fresh starts, and personal updates in a humorous, relatable style.

    Mar 4, 2026·33m
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    175: February Favs

    Hidden gem

    Ellie and Erica spend most of "February Favs" on birthday cookies, especially Brittany’s San Diego cookie order and the custom "happy birthday Ellie" cookies that made the month feel like a celebration.

    Feb 25, 2026·34m·2 clips
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    174: Core Values

    Feb 18, 2026·29m
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    173: Birthday Bender

    Feb 11, 2026·37m
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    172: Learning to Love Better

    Feb 4, 2026·58m
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    171: Activating Our Future Selves

    Two friends chat about entering the new year with motivation, reflecting on winter hibernation and planning for the year ahead.

    Jan 28, 2026·56m
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    170: Tech & Relationships

    Two friends chat about rearranging furniture, recap the show Secret Lives, and share humorous personal anecdotes.

    Jan 21, 2026·43m
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    169: New Year, New Vibes

    Jan 14, 2026·38m
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    168: So Last Year

    Jan 7, 2026·29m
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    167: 2025 Scorecard

    Dec 31, 2025·48m
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    166: Cultured Christmas

    Dec 24, 2025·29m
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    165: People Pleaser Problems

    Dec 17, 2025·1h 2m
  36. 36

    164: Holiday Survival Guide

    Dec 10, 2025·37m
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    163: Girls Camp

    Dec 3, 2025·48m
  38. 38

    162: The Little Things

    Nov 26, 2025·41m
  39. 39

    161: Coffee w/ Brittney

    Two friends host a guest and discuss horoscopes, friendship, and personal reflections.

    Nov 19, 2025·52m
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    160: Love Is NOT Blind

    Nov 12, 2025·41m
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    159: Wedding Bells

    Nov 5, 2025·50m
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    158: Our Haunted Houses

    Oct 29, 2025·45m
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    157: Just Start

    Oct 22, 2025·42m
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    156: Relatable Weird Shit

    Oct 15, 2025·45m
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    155: Work Woes

    Oct 8, 2025·46m
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    154: Problem Solving Traits

    Oct 1, 2025·55m
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    153: Fall Things

    Sep 24, 2025·38m
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    152: Brain Real Estate

    Sep 17, 2025·50m
  49. 49

    151: Can You Be Friends With an Ex?

    The hosts and a guest discuss a personal injury from a beach incident and spa plans, but the title suggests the episode will explore whether you can be friends with an ex.

    Sep 10, 2025·48m
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    150: Trauma Bonding

    Sep 3, 2025·40m
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    149: Quiz Me

    Aug 27, 2025·38m
  52. 52

    148: Changing Timelines

    Aug 20, 2025·48m
  53. 53

    147: Dating Rituals

    Aug 13, 2025·46m
  54. 54

    146: Copy Cats

    Aug 6, 2025·30m
  55. 55

    145: Sunshine Blues

    Jul 30, 2025·44m
  56. 56

    144: SD Pride

    Jul 23, 2025·43m
  57. 57

    143: What's on the Bucket List

    Jul 16, 2025·46m
  58. 58

    142: Summer Update

    Jul 9, 2025·35m
  59. 59

    141: Why We Need Therapy

    Jul 2, 2025·45m
  60. 60

    140: Relationship Dealbreakers

    Erica and Eli discuss their favorite summer shopping finds, including seashell hair clips and pearl accessories, with playful banter.

    Jun 25, 2025·48m
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    139: Big Sis Mode

    Two friends chat about skin redness on Zoom and reminisce about high school, leading into a list of things they liked about high school.

    Jun 18, 2025·35m
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    138: Browsing History

    Two friends share their irrational fears and discuss a viral social media post in a humorous, relatable style.

    Jun 11, 2025·44m
  63. 63

    137: Reclaiming Our Self-Care

    Jun 4, 2025·44m
  64. 64

    136: WTF Are We Doing?

    May 28, 2025·47m
  65. 65

    135: Military Bratz

    May 21, 2025·47m
  66. 66

    134: What's Your EQ?

    Two friends discuss their hypothetical popes, starting with Rihanna, in a humorous and relatable conversation.

    May 15, 2025·48m
  67. 67

    133: Suns Out Buns Out

    Two friends share funny camping stories, including a memorable mushroom trip, in a lighthearted and relatable conversation.

    May 7, 2025·45m
  68. 68

    132: What's Trending

    Apr 30, 2025·45m
  69. 69

    131: Our Spring Report

    Apr 23, 2025·44m
  70. 70

    130: Happy Housewarming

    Apr 16, 2025·49m
  71. 71

    129: Aries SZN

    Apr 9, 2025·54m
  72. 72

    128: Just San Diego Things

    Apr 2, 2025·52m
  73. 73

    127: Long Distance Relationships

    Mar 26, 2025·41m
  74. 74

    126: Double Standards

    Mar 19, 2025·45m
  75. 75

    125: Dating in Hookup Culture

    Mar 12, 2025·54m
  76. 76

    124: Game Night

    Mar 5, 2025·46m
  77. 77

    123: Navigating the Noise

    Feb 26, 2025·48m
  78. 78

    122: Let Them, Let Me

    Feb 19, 2025·54m
  79. 79

    121: Glowing Up

    Feb 12, 2025·47m
  80. 80

    120: Getting Older

    Feb 5, 2025·43m
  81. 81

    119: Girl's Girl

    Jan 29, 2025·44m
  82. 82

    118: We're Spiraling

    Jan 22, 2025·49m
  83. 83

    117: Hot Takes

    Jan 15, 2025·41m
  84. 84

    116: New Year, Who Dis

    Jan 8, 2025·46m
  85. 85

    115: 2024 Reflections

    Jan 1, 2025·40m
  86. 86

    114: Feel Good Christmas

    Dec 25, 2024·38m
  87. 87

    113: Fuck Cancer w/ Katy Clark

    Dec 18, 2024·1h 7m
  88. 88

    112: Lover Girls

    Dec 11, 2024·41m
  89. 89

    111: Paint Date

    Dec 4, 2024·1h 3m
  90. 90

    110: Thankful, Grateful, Blessed

    Nov 27, 2024·42m
  91. 91

    109: Hookups & Hangovers: Would You Rather Edition

    Nov 20, 2024·51m
  92. 92

    108: A Good Cry

    Nov 13, 2024·43m
  93. 93

    107: Does This Make Me Look Crazy?

    Nov 6, 2024·44m
  94. 94

    106: Dating Horror Stories

    Oct 30, 2024·1h 1m
  95. 95

    105: Take Two

    Oct 23, 2024·47m
  96. 96

    104: Career Evolution

    Oct 16, 2024·43m
  97. 97

    103: Adults of Divorce

    Oct 9, 2024·50m
  98. 98

    102: How To Say No

    Oct 2, 2024·42m
  99. 99

    101: Love vs Lust

    Sep 25, 2024·50m
  100. 100

    100: Our New Tradition

    Sep 18, 2024·46m
  101. 101

    99: Fall Bucket List

    Sep 11, 2024·52m
  102. 102

    98: Hot & Bothered

    Sep 4, 2024·47m
  103. 103

    97: Are You Dating My Man?

    Aug 28, 2024·50m
  104. 104

    96: Insane Weight Loss Fads

    Aug 21, 2024·51m
  105. 105

    95: Living in Neverland

    Aug 14, 2024·42m
  106. 106

    94: Noodz & Lingerie

    Aug 7, 2024·49m
  107. 107

    93: Am I Desperate?

    Jul 31, 2024·51m
  108. 108

    92: Love Bombing

    Jul 24, 2024·44m
  109. 109

    91: Once A Cheater...

    Jul 17, 2024·47m
  110. 110

    90: Mid-Year Check-In

    Jul 10, 2024·40m
  111. 111

    89: The Woes of Adulting

    Jul 3, 2024·42m
  112. 112

    88: Frugal Girl Summer

    Jun 26, 2024·39m
  113. 113

    87: Feels Like A First Date

    Jun 19, 2024·50m
  114. 114

    86: My Neck, My Back...

    Jun 12, 2024·44m
  115. 115

    85: Feelin' Fit

    Jun 5, 2024·45m
  116. 116

    84: When the Stars Align w/ Hailey Mulliner

    May 29, 2024·59m
  117. 117

    83: To Have or Not To Have

    May 22, 2024·1h 3m
  118. 118

    82: Miami Mamis

    May 15, 2024·57m
  119. 119

    81: Single & Thriving

    May 8, 2024·47m
  120. 120

    80: Cultivating Community

    May 1, 2024·48m
  121. 121

    79: Fashionistas

    Apr 24, 2024·53m
  122. 122

    78: Anxious Social Butterflies

    Apr 17, 2024·50m
  123. 123

    77: Spring Cleaning

    Apr 10, 2024·47m
  124. 124

    76: 28 & Feelin' Great

    Apr 3, 2024·44m
  125. 125

    75: Y2K Nostalgia

    Mar 27, 2024·1h 5m
  126. 126

    74: Where's Our Feminine Energy?

    Mar 20, 2024·1h 7m
  127. 127

    73: He's Cute When...

    Mar 13, 2024·42m
  128. 128

    72: Relationship Subreddit Advice

    Mar 6, 2024·1h
  129. 129

    71: Reconnecting With Our Inner Child

    Feb 28, 2024·1h 1m
  130. 130

    70: Best & Worst of the Golden State

    Feb 21, 2024·52m
  131. 131

    69: It’s Not Gonna Work

    Feb 14, 2024·1h
  132. 132

    68: Eli's Birthday Time Capsule

    Feb 7, 2024·42m
  133. 133

    67: Are You Smarter Than Us?

    Jan 31, 2024·46m
  134. 134

    66: How To Be a Good Wing Woman

    Jan 24, 2024·51m
  135. 135

    65: Morning Reflection

    Jan 17, 2024·47m
  136. 136

    64: Should You Break Up With Your Therapist?

    Jan 10, 2024·53m
  137. 137

    63: 2024 Ins & Outs

    Jan 3, 2024·44m
  138. 138

    62: Lessons Learned

    Dec 27, 2023·44m
  139. 139

    61: Holiday Horoscopes

    Dec 20, 2023·40m
  140. 140

    60: Erica's 2023 Dating Wrapped

    Dec 13, 2023·53m
  141. 141

    59: "Be Bold" Challenge

    Dec 6, 2023·55m
  142. 142

    58: 'Tis the SAD Season

    Nov 29, 2023·42m
  143. 143

    57: Preferences w/ Lindsey Aiello

    Nov 22, 2023·53m
  144. 144

    56: First Impressions

    Nov 15, 2023·1h 22m
  145. 145

    55: Building a Training Plan

    Nov 8, 2023·50m
  146. 146

    54: Redefining Your Beauty Standards

    Nov 1, 2023·1h
  147. 147

    53: Finding Peace in a Dry Spell

    Oct 25, 2023·53m
  148. 148

    52: Happy One Year!

    Oct 18, 2023·1h 11m
  149. 149

    51: CelebriTEA

    Oct 11, 2023·58m
  150. 150

    50: Q4 Goals

    Oct 4, 2023·53m
  151. 151

    49: Funemployment

    Sep 27, 2023·50m
  152. 152

    48: The Porn Problem

    Sep 20, 2023·51m
  153. 153

    47: Camping Thots

    Sep 13, 2023·1h 7m
  154. 154

    46: It’s Cool to Care w/ Jordan Chappell

    Sep 6, 2023·1h 28m
  155. 155

    45: Embracing Imposter Syndrome w/ Reva Chadha

    Aug 30, 2023·1h 3m
  156. 156

    44: Putting the Therapist in TRT w/ Tigerlily Massey

    Aug 23, 2023·1h
  157. 157

    43: Cultivating Creativity Everyday w/ Blizzzy Blake

    Aug 16, 2023·1h 4m
  158. 158

    42: A Toast to Girl’s Night

    Aug 9, 2023·45m
  159. 159

    41: An Optimist’s Guide to Dating w/ Alex Esplin

    Aug 2, 2023·1h 9m
  160. 160

    40: Would You Rather: Dating Edition

    Jul 26, 2023·48m
  161. 161

    39: What Are Boundaries?

    Jul 19, 2023·1h
  162. 162

    38: The Ultimate Adulting To-Do List

    Jul 12, 2023·47m
  163. 163

    37: Starting Fresh in a New City

    Jul 5, 2023·40m
  164. 164

    36: The Ideal Summer Fling

    Jun 28, 2023·48m
  165. 165

    35: Exposing Our Toxic Traits

    Jun 21, 2023·1h 25m
  166. 166

    34: Unbothered Summer Vibes

    Jun 14, 2023·47m
  167. 167

    33: Not Your Typical Career w/ LeeMichael

    Jun 7, 2023·1h 11m
  168. 168

    32: Happy Girls Cry

    May 31, 2023·42m
  169. 169

    31: Virginity Isn't Real

    May 24, 2023·45m
  170. 170

    30: Dear Mom

    May 17, 2023·55m
  171. 171

    29: Fighting the Sunday Scaries

    May 10, 2023·44m
  172. 172

    28: Getting the Ick

    May 3, 2023·45m
  173. 173

    27: In Our Confident Era w/ Kayrecch

    Apr 26, 2023·58m
  174. 174

    26: Roommate Horror Stories

    Apr 19, 2023·1h 13m
  175. 175

    25: The Secret to Self-Love w/ Sophia Cruz

    Apr 12, 2023·1h 1m
  176. 176

    24: The 20-Something Crisis

    Apr 5, 2023·1h 2m
  177. 177

    23: They’re Just Not That Into You

    Mar 29, 2023·1h
  178. 178

    22: Unlearning Your Period w/ Dr. Amy

    Mar 22, 2023·1h 6m
  179. 179

    21: Frienderventions

    Mar 15, 2023·50m
  180. 180

    20: Judging Dating App Profiles

    Mar 8, 2023·1h 9m
  181. 181

    19: Preferences in the Bedroom

    Mar 1, 2023·57m
  182. 182

    18: Would You Rather: Stay In or Go Out?

    Feb 22, 2023·59m
  183. 183

    17: Do's & Don'ts of Living Abroad

    Feb 15, 2023·1h 14m
  184. 184

    16: 10 Tips To Make Friends as an Adult

    Feb 8, 2023·57m
  185. 185

    15: Dating Advice w/ F*ckboy Tre

    Feb 1, 2023·1h 11m
  186. 186

    14: Healthy Habits with Weed & Alcohol

    Jan 25, 2023·58m
  187. 187

    13: Cheers Queers feat. Savannah Chappell

    Jan 18, 2023·1h 6m
  188. 188

    12: Should You Hookup on the First Date?

    Jan 11, 2023·56m
  189. 189

    11: Growing Up Mormon w/ Savannah Chappell

    Jan 4, 2023·1h 21m
  190. 190

    10: Home for the Holidays

    Dec 28, 2022·52m
  191. 191

    9: We Make Goals, Not Resolutions

    Dec 21, 2022·1h 10m
  192. 192

    8: Feeling Fulfilled in the Social Media Era

    Dec 14, 2022·1h 7m
  193. 193

    7: Happy Heartbreak Season

    Dec 7, 2022·1h 20m
  194. 194

    6: Peaks & Valleys of 2022

    Nov 30, 2022·1h 17m
  195. 195

    5: Thankful for Friendship

    Nov 23, 2022·1h 1m
  196. 196

    4: Hookups & Hangovers

    Nov 16, 2022·1h 7m
  197. 197

    3: Breaking Free From Burnout

    Nov 9, 2022·1h 20m
  198. 198

    2: Finding Identity After Student-Athlete Life

    Nov 2, 2022·1h 8m
  199. 199

    1: How Did We Get Here?

    Oct 25, 2022·1h 28m