
Teen fan fiction, overexamined.
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Harry Potter and the Boys follows Radio Mike reading the Harry Potter fan fiction he wrote at 13, with Sam Garlip alongside. The result is part parody serial, part friendship riff, and part running audit of a teenager’s most bizarre plot instincts.
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About Harry Potter and the Boys
Harry Potter and the Boys is built around a simple comic engine: Radio Mike reads the Harry Potter fan fiction he wrote when he was 13, and Sam Garlip sits with him inside the wreckage. The premise sounds narrow, but the episodes keep expanding outward. Each chapter brings another odd title, broken continuity point, strange name, or wildly overconfident sentence from the original writing. Then the conversation starts moving. Sometimes it stays with Hogwarts, Voldemort, Derrick, Demi, Mr. Charger, Frog Yentlstein, Peter Frog Washington, Oliver Wood, Quidditch affairs, or whatever the chapter has just introduced. Just as often, it slides into the hosts’ lives, comedy shows, haircuts, parenthood, old television, musical theatre, Patreon extras, and jokes that last longer than the scene that sparked them. The show is funniest when it gives teenage logic adult scrutiny without flattening the joy out of it. A misspelled title becomes an event. A forgotten character name becomes a mystery. A bit of wizard-world administration can turn into office comedy. The hosts do not treat the fan fiction as polished work, but they do treat it as worth following, which gives the show its odd warmth. There is a real serial underneath the chaos, with books, chapters, returning characters, cliffhangers, and a growing private mythology. The comedy is loose and conversational. It likes repetition, callbacks, fake seriousness, exaggerated voices, and sudden turns into unrelated stories. It can be juvenile, especially around bodily humor and crude wordplay, but the tone stays playful rather than aggressive. The Harry Potter frame matters, though the pleasure is less about canon analysis than about watching two friends make sense of a deeply unserious alternate universe. Listeners who need tight recaps or polished audio-essay structure may find it too wayward. Listeners who enjoy chaotic read-throughs, fan culture parody, and comedians committing to the dumbest possible implication will find a lot to stay with. It is a nostalgia project, a roast of old writing, and a long-form bit about how funny childhood imagination becomes when nobody cleans it up.
Made for: Best for comedy listeners who enjoy fanfiction parody, Harry Potter-adjacent absurdity, and conversational riffing that happily wanders off the page.
What sets it apart: The show’s edge is its source text: a full teenage fan-fiction saga treated as a recurring comic artifact. Instead of polished parody sketches, it gets humor from live reading, continuity accidents, callback archaeology, and two friends reacting in real time.
In their own words
My name is Radio Mike, and when I was a kid, I wrote 7 Harry Potter fan-fiction novels - each chapter more absurd, fourth wall-breaking and hilariously stupid than the last. Join me each week as a read a chapter from my books. 50 years after the final Harry Potter book, Harry is now Headmaster at Hogwarts, ready to usher in a brand new generation of witches and wizards. Join the eponymous 'boys' as they journey through Hogwarts, studying Defense Against the Dark Farts, uncovering the secret of their mysterious potions teacher, and avoiding the school's most annoying new student, Derrick Derrickson. Book 1 - Harry Potter & The Boys Book 2 - Harry Potter & The Teamwizard Tournament Book 3 - Ha…
Why you'd press play
A teenage fanfic chapter becomes your excuse to obsess over Frog Yentlstein's paperwork.
Press play if you want
- a chapter-by-chapter read where thirteen-year-old logic keeps ambushing your adult brain
- Mike and Sam turning continuity errors, absurd names, and stray wording into extended comic investigations
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Episodes
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Book 4 | Interlude - The Dimitri Chronicles (Part 3)
·53m - 2
Book 5 | Chapter 8 - Catch Up! at the Pizza Shop
·53m - 3
Book 5 | Chapter 7 - The Purple Fabric
·50m - 4
Book 5 | Chapter 6 - Derrick Cumented
·55m - 5
Book 4 | Chapter 20 - The Eye and the Turban
·50m - 6
Book 4 | Interlude - The Dimitri Chronicles (Part 2)
·56m - 7
Book 4 | Chapter 19 - Return of the Phantom
·54m - 8
Book 4 | Chapter 18 - Godzilla Neville and the Champions
·1h 3m - 9
Book 4 | Chapter 17 - Never Talk About This Chapter Again
·54m - 10
Book 5 | Chapter 5 - The Safety of Blayde
·50m - 11
Book 5 | Chapter 4 - Mr. Reaper's Madness
·53m - 12
Book 5 | Chapter 3 - Boxley's Decision
·34m - 13
Book 5 | Chapter 2 - I’m Not Even Going to Try and Stop You This Time
·48m - 14
Book 5 | Chapter 1 - Voldemort’s Hawaiian Vacation
·40m - 15
Book 5 | Prologue - Nineteen Years of Wandering
·55m - 16
Introducing Book 5: Title and Artwork Reveal
·11m - 17
Book 4 | Chapter 53 - The New Wizarding War (SEASON FINALE!!!)
·46m - 18
Book 4 | Chapter 52 - The Olivia Chronicles
·42m - 19
Book 4 | Chapter 51 - Olivia's Letter
·43m - 20
Book 4 | Chapter 50 - Funeral for a Friend
·37m - 21
Book 4 | Chapter 49 - Harry's Report
·48m - 22
Book 4 | Chapter 48 - Death and Devastation
·1h 4m - 23
Book 4 | Chapter 47 - Priori Incantacum
·56m - 24
Book 4 | Chapter 47 - Voldemort's Return
·51m - 25
Book 4 | Chapter 46 - The C*m on Your Face Ceremony
·52m - 26
Book 4 | Chapter 45 - A Boy and His Mother
·49m - 27
Book 4 | Chapter 44 - Murder in the Dark
·53m - 28
Book 4 | Chapter 43 - The End of the Maze
·50m - 29
Book 4 | Chapter 41 - Into the Maze
·44m - 30
Book 4 | Interlude - The Extra Dimitri Chronicle
·44m - 31
Book 4 | Chapter 40 - Potions With The Prince
·50m - 32
Book 4 | Chapter 39 - Remember, It Never Lies
·39m - 33
Book 4 | Chapter 38 - The Pink Cauldron
·55m - 34
OWL POST | The Long Awaited Return of Owl Posts
·18m - 35
Book 4 | Chapter 37 - Fuckity's Lament
·51m - 36
Book 4 | Chapter 36 - Emergency Magilympics Board Meeting
·37m - 37
Book 5 | Chapter 9 - A Letter From the Ministry
·39m - 38
Book 4 | Chapter 35 - FDD, Gobby & Hagrid's Rap-Tastic Exravaganza
·57m - 39
Book 4 | Chapter 34 - The Sexy Ball
·56m - 40
BONUS | Predicting What Will Happen in Episode 2 of HBO's Harry Potter
·13m - 41
Book 4 | Chapter 33 - WizardFM
·1h 4m - 42
BONUS | Predicting What Will Happen in Episode 1 of HBO's Harry Potter
·11m - 43
Book 4 | Chapter 32 - A Dance That Derrick Will Never Forget
·45m - 44
Book 4 | Chapter 31 - The Dateless Boys
·58m - 45
Book 4 | Chapter 30 - The Muggle Miracle
·50m - 46
Book 4 | Chapter 29 - The Secret in the Lake
·58m - 47
Book 4 | Chapter 28 - The Little Fart-Maid
·48m - 48
Book 4 | Chapter 27 - The Phantom Phallout (Phallout with a Ph)
·51m - 49
Book 4 | Chapter 26 - 1800-SCUBA
·1h - 50
Book 4 | Chapter 25 - How to Breathe Underwater
·55m - 51
Book 4 | Chapter 24 - The Head in the Fireplace
·49m - 52
Book 4 | Chapter 23 - The Surprising Reveal
·53m - 53
Book 4 | Chapter 22 - Hogwarts Hot Tub
·52m - 54
Book 4 | Chapter 21 - The Plot Device That Couldn't Be Parodied and Was One Book Late
·40m - 55
Book 4 | Chapter 16 - The First Task Revealed
·51m - 56
Harry Potter and the Boys Returns Tuesday, February 11
·3m - 57
Book 4 | Chapter 15 - Rita Fulla Sheeta
·1h - 58
Book 4 | Chapter 14 (Again) - Derrick and Mr. Charger Meet in the Hallway and Talk
·50m - 59
Book 4 | Chapter 14 - The Soaking Ceremony
·52m - 60
Book 4 | Chapter 13 - A Potion That Will Become Relevant Later
·53m - 61
Book 4 | Chapter 12 - The Phantom Farter
·45m - 62
Book 4 | Chapter 11 - The Magilympics
·49m - 63
Book 4 | Chapter 10 - Lachy's Surprise
·1h 1m - 64
Book 4 | Chapter 9 - F*ckster Fungorious
·1h 1m - 65
Owl Post + SAM'S FIRST OWL POST!!!
·20m - 66
Book 4 | Interlude - The Dimitri Chronicles (Part 1)
·1h 1m - 67
Book 4 | Chapter 8 - The Humping Hillow
·1h 2m - 68
Book 4 | Chapter 7 - Back to the Castle 4
·54m - 69
Book 4 | Chapter 6 - Gobby's Warning
·51m - 70
BONUS: The Harry Potter TV Show just got WAY more exciting...
·9m - 71
Book 4 | Chapter 5 - A Series of Unfortunate Ideas
·1h 1m - 72
Book 4 | Chapter 4 - Harry's New Hobby (with Liam Stapleton!)
·43m - 73
Book 4 | Chapter 3 - Gobby the House Whatever-the-Fuck-He-Is
·52m - 74
Book 4 | Chapter 2 - Harold's in Hospital
·49m - 75
Book 4 | Chapter 1 - This Is Your Own Fault, We Accept No Responsibility
·58m - 76
Owl Post + The WORST Harry Potter BuzzFeed Quiz
·18m - 77
Book 4 | Prologue - Voldemort is Dead
·56m - 78
Introducing Book 4: Title and Artwork Reveal
·11m - 79
Book 3 | Chapter 50 - The Master (Season Finale)
·52m - 80
Book 3 | Chapter 49 - The Keeper of Poos
·56m - 81
Book 3 | Chapter 48 - Hogs Well That Warts Well
·54m - 82
BONUS: "You Know, You Never Know" | Listener Bella's Essay About Ryan Shelton
·18m - 83
Owl Post + OMG OWL POST IS BACK!!!
·17m - 84
Book 3 | Chapter 47 - Tale of the Frenchman
·1h 1m - 85
Book 3 | Chapter 46 - The Lingering Question
·1h 1m - 86
Book 3 | Chapter 45 - An Outburst of Emotion
·55m - 87
Book 3 | Chapter 44 - Monkey See, Monkey Goo
·58m - 88
*BONUS* | The Japanese Comic Book That Ripped Off Harry Potter
·10m - 89
Book 3 | Chapter 43 - The Murderous Sacrifice
·54m - 90
Book 3 | Chapter 42 - The Cumentor's Kiss
·46m - 91
Book 3 | Chapter 41 - What the Sock?
·44m - 92
Book 3 | Chapter 40 - The Secret of the Spirit Jumper
·55m - 93
Book 3 | Chapter 39 - The Cheesy Betrayal
·52m - 94
Book 3 | Chapter 38 - One Half Light, One Half Darkness
·50m - 95
Book 3 | Chapter 37 - Piano Jones' Jaunty Jivin' Jingle
·47m - 96
Book 3 | Chapter 36 - The Bordan Identity (Like The Bourne Identity)
·57m - 97
Book 3 | Chapter 35 - ACT III Begins
·48m - 98
Book 3 | Chapter 34 - The Ghost of the Slave
·52m - 99
Book 4 | Chapter 42 - The Beast in the Maze
Radio Mike and Sam Garlip introduce a new guest, Will Reiner, on their podcast reading a Harry Potter fanfiction from when Mike was 13.
·59m - 100
Book 4 | Chapter 15 (Again???) - Horseshoe Potato's Wigs and Disguises
Radio Mike and Sam Garlap return for a new year of their Harry Potter fanfiction podcast, discussing the start of book four and chapter 15.
·53m - 101
Book 5 | Chapter 10 - The Woman in Brown
Hidden gemThe hosts announce that co-host Sam has had a baby and discuss their podcasting plans.
Apr 13, 2026·42m·2 clips - 102
Book 5 | Chapter 9 - A Letter From the Ministry
Hidden gemRadio Mike and Sam Garlip introduce their podcast reading a Harry Potter fanfiction, discussing hair growth before starting the chapter.
Apr 6, 2026·39m·1 clip - 103
Book 5 | Chapter 8 - Catch Up! at the Pizza Shop
Hidden gemRadio Mike and Sam Garlip discuss their Harry Potter fanfiction podcast and a chance encounter with a friend at a local milk bar.
Mar 30, 2026·53m·2 clips - 104
Book 5 | Chapter 7 - The Purple Fabric
Hidden gemRadio Mike and Sam Garlip discuss and read a chapter from Mike's Harry Potter fanfiction written when he was 13, set 50 years after the original series.
Mar 23, 2026·50m·2 clips - 105
Book 5 | Chapter 6 - Derrick Cumented
Hidden gemRadio Mike and Sam Garlip read and discuss a chapter from Mike's childhood Harry Potter fanfiction, with humorous banter about their hair and podcast production.
Mar 16, 2026·55m·2 clips - 106
Book 5 | Chapter 5 - The Safety of Blayde
Mar 9, 2026·50m - 107
Book 5 | Chapter 4 - Mr. Reaper's Madness
Mar 2, 2026·53m - 108
Book 5 | Chapter 3 - Boxley's Decision
Feb 23, 2026·34m - 109
Book 5 | Chapter 2 - I’m Not Even Going to Try and Stop You This Time
Feb 16, 2026·48m - 110
Book 5 | Chapter 1 - Voldemort’s Hawaiian Vacation
Feb 9, 2026·40m - 111
Book 5 | Prologue - Nineteen Years of Wandering
Feb 2, 2026·55m - 112
Introducing Book 5: Title and Artwork Reveal
Jan 29, 2026·11m - 113
Book 4 | Chapter 53 - The New Wizarding War (SEASON FINALE!!!)
Dec 29, 2025·46m - 114
Book 4 | Chapter 52 - The Olivia Chronicles
Dec 22, 2025·42m - 115
Book 4 | Chapter 51 - Olivia's Letter
Dec 15, 2025·43m - 116
Book 4 | Chapter 50 - Funeral for a Friend
Dec 8, 2025·37m - 117
Book 4 | Chapter 49 - Harry's Report
Dec 1, 2025·48m - 118
Book 4 | Chapter 48 - Death and Devastation
Nov 24, 2025·1h 4m - 119
Book 4 | Chapter 47 - Priori Incantacum
Nov 17, 2025·56m - 120
Book 4 | Chapter 47 - Voldemort's Return
Nov 10, 2025·51m - 121
Book 4 | Chapter 46 - The C*m on Your Face Ceremony
Nov 3, 2025·52m - 122
Book 4 | Chapter 45 - A Boy and His Mother
Oct 27, 2025·49m - 123
Book 4 | Chapter 44 - Murder in the Dark
Oct 13, 2025·53m - 124
Book 4 | Chapter 43 - The End of the Maze
Oct 6, 2025·50m - 125
Book 4 | Chapter 42 - The Beast in the Maze
Sep 29, 2025·59m - 126
Book 4 | Chapter 41 - Into the Maze
Sep 22, 2025·44m - 127
Book 4 | Interlude - The Extra Dimitri Chronicle
Sep 15, 2025·44m - 128
Book 4 | Chapter 40 - Potions With The Prince
The hosts of a Harry Potter fanfiction podcast discuss their recording process and joke about other podcasts being AI-generated.
Sep 8, 2025·50m - 129
Book 4 | Chapter 39 - Remember, It Never Lies
Sep 1, 2025·39m - 130
Book 4 | Chapter 38 - The Pink Cauldron
Aug 25, 2025·55m - 131
OWL POST | The Long Awaited Return of Owl Posts
Aug 20, 2025·18m - 132
Book 4 | Chapter 37 - Fuckity's Lament
Aug 18, 2025·51m - 133
Book 4 | Chapter 36 - Emergency Magilympics Board Meeting
Aug 11, 2025·37m - 134
Book 4 | Interlude - The Dimitri Chronicles (Part 3)
Aug 4, 2025·53m - 135
Book 4 | Chapter 35 - FDD, Gobby & Hagrid's Rap-Tastic Exravaganza
Jul 21, 2025·57m - 136
Book 4 | Chapter 34 - The Sexy Ball
Jul 14, 2025·56m - 137
BONUS | Predicting What Will Happen in Episode 2 of HBO's Harry Potter
Jul 9, 2025·13m - 138
Book 4 | Chapter 33 - WizardFM
Jul 7, 2025·1h 4m - 139
BONUS | Predicting What Will Happen in Episode 1 of HBO's Harry Potter
Jul 2, 2025·11m - 140
Book 4 | Chapter 32 - A Dance That Derrick Will Never Forget
Jun 30, 2025·45m - 141
Book 4 | Chapter 31 - The Dateless Boys
Jun 23, 2025·58m - 142
Book 4 | Chapter 30 - The Muggle Miracle
Jun 9, 2025·50m - 143
Book 4 | Chapter 29 - The Secret in the Lake
Jun 2, 2025·58m - 144
Book 4 | Chapter 28 - The Little Fart-Maid
May 26, 2025·48m - 145
Book 4 | Chapter 27 - The Phantom Phallout (Phallout with a Ph)
Radio Mike and Sam Garlap read and discuss a chapter from Mike's childhood Harry Potter fanfiction, with tangents about Patreon and the Wiggles.
May 19, 2025·51m - 146
Book 4 | Chapter 26 - 1800-SCUBA
May 12, 2025·1h - 147
Book 4 | Chapter 25 - How to Breathe Underwater
Radio Mike and Sam Garlap read and discuss a chapter from Mike's teenage Harry Potter fanfiction, 'Harry Potter and the Phantom Farter'.
May 6, 2025·55m - 148
Book 4 | Chapter 24 - The Head in the Fireplace
Apr 28, 2025·49m - 149
Book 4 | Chapter 23 - The Surprising Reveal
Apr 21, 2025·53m - 150
Book 4 | Chapter 22 - Hogwarts Hot Tub
Apr 15, 2025·52m