Harry Potter and the Boys

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Teen fan fiction, overexamined.

The gist

Harry Potter and the Boys follows Radio Mike reading the Harry Potter fan fiction he wrote at 13, with Sam Garlip alongside. The result is part parody serial, part friendship riff, and part running audit of a teenager’s most bizarre plot instincts.

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About Harry Potter and the Boys

Harry Potter and the Boys is built around a simple comic engine: Radio Mike reads the Harry Potter fan fiction he wrote when he was 13, and Sam Garlip sits with him inside the wreckage. The premise sounds narrow, but the episodes keep expanding outward. Each chapter brings another odd title, broken continuity point, strange name, or wildly overconfident sentence from the original writing. Then the conversation starts moving. Sometimes it stays with Hogwarts, Voldemort, Derrick, Demi, Mr. Charger, Frog Yentlstein, Peter Frog Washington, Oliver Wood, Quidditch affairs, or whatever the chapter has just introduced. Just as often, it slides into the hosts’ lives, comedy shows, haircuts, parenthood, old television, musical theatre, Patreon extras, and jokes that last longer than the scene that sparked them. The show is funniest when it gives teenage logic adult scrutiny without flattening the joy out of it. A misspelled title becomes an event. A forgotten character name becomes a mystery. A bit of wizard-world administration can turn into office comedy. The hosts do not treat the fan fiction as polished work, but they do treat it as worth following, which gives the show its odd warmth. There is a real serial underneath the chaos, with books, chapters, returning characters, cliffhangers, and a growing private mythology. The comedy is loose and conversational. It likes repetition, callbacks, fake seriousness, exaggerated voices, and sudden turns into unrelated stories. It can be juvenile, especially around bodily humor and crude wordplay, but the tone stays playful rather than aggressive. The Harry Potter frame matters, though the pleasure is less about canon analysis than about watching two friends make sense of a deeply unserious alternate universe. Listeners who need tight recaps or polished audio-essay structure may find it too wayward. Listeners who enjoy chaotic read-throughs, fan culture parody, and comedians committing to the dumbest possible implication will find a lot to stay with. It is a nostalgia project, a roast of old writing, and a long-form bit about how funny childhood imagination becomes when nobody cleans it up.

Made for: Best for comedy listeners who enjoy fanfiction parody, Harry Potter-adjacent absurdity, and conversational riffing that happily wanders off the page.

What sets it apart: The show’s edge is its source text: a full teenage fan-fiction saga treated as a recurring comic artifact. Instead of polished parody sketches, it gets humor from live reading, continuity accidents, callback archaeology, and two friends reacting in real time.

In their own words

My name is Radio Mike, and when I was a kid, I wrote 7 Harry Potter fan-fiction novels - each chapter more absurd, fourth wall-breaking and hilariously stupid than the last. Join me each week as a read a chapter from my books. 50 years after the final Harry Potter book, Harry is now Headmaster at Hogwarts, ready to usher in a brand new generation of witches and wizards. Join the eponymous 'boys' as they journey through Hogwarts, studying Defense Against the Dark Farts, uncovering the secret of their mysterious potions teacher, and avoiding the school's most annoying new student, Derrick Derrickson. Book 1 - Harry Potter & The Boys Book 2 - Harry Potter & The Teamwizard Tournament Book 3 - Ha…

Why you'd press play

A teenage fanfic chapter becomes your excuse to obsess over Frog Yentlstein's paperwork.

Press play if you want

  • a chapter-by-chapter read where thirteen-year-old logic keeps ambushing your adult brain
  • Mike and Sam turning continuity errors, absurd names, and stray wording into extended comic investigations
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Episodes

  1. 1

    Book 4 | Interlude - The Dimitri Chronicles (Part 3)

    ·53m
  2. 2

    Book 5 | Chapter 8 - Catch Up! at the Pizza Shop

    ·53m
  3. 3

    Book 5 | Chapter 7 - The Purple Fabric

    ·50m
  4. 4

    Book 5 | Chapter 6 - Derrick Cumented

    ·55m
  5. 5

    Book 4 | Chapter 20 - The Eye and the Turban

    ·50m
  6. 6

    Book 4 | Interlude - The Dimitri Chronicles (Part 2)

    ·56m
  7. 7

    Book 4 | Chapter 19 - Return of the Phantom

    ·54m
  8. 8

    Book 4 | Chapter 18 - Godzilla Neville and the Champions

    ·1h 3m
  9. 9

    Book 4 | Chapter 17 - Never Talk About This Chapter Again

    ·54m
  10. 10

    Book 5 | Chapter 5 - The Safety of Blayde

    ·50m
  11. 11

    Book 5 | Chapter 4 - Mr. Reaper's Madness

    ·53m
  12. 12

    Book 5 | Chapter 3 - Boxley's Decision

    ·34m
  13. 13

    Book 5 | Chapter 2 - I’m Not Even Going to Try and Stop You This Time

    ·48m
  14. 14

    Book 5 | Chapter 1 - Voldemort’s Hawaiian Vacation

    ·40m
  15. 15

    Book 5 | Prologue - Nineteen Years of Wandering

    ·55m
  16. 16

    Introducing Book 5: Title and Artwork Reveal

    ·11m
  17. 17

    Book 4 | Chapter 53 - The New Wizarding War (SEASON FINALE!!!)

    ·46m
  18. 18

    Book 4 | Chapter 52 - The Olivia Chronicles

    ·42m
  19. 19

    Book 4 | Chapter 51 - Olivia's Letter

    ·43m
  20. 20

    Book 4 | Chapter 50 - Funeral for a Friend

    ·37m
  21. 21

    Book 4 | Chapter 49 - Harry's Report

    ·48m
  22. 22

    Book 4 | Chapter 48 - Death and Devastation

    ·1h 4m
  23. 23

    Book 4 | Chapter 47 - Priori Incantacum

    ·56m
  24. 24

    Book 4 | Chapter 47 - Voldemort's Return

    ·51m
  25. 25

    Book 4 | Chapter 46 - The C*m on Your Face Ceremony

    ·52m
  26. 26

    Book 4 | Chapter 45 - A Boy and His Mother

    ·49m
  27. 27

    Book 4 | Chapter 44 - Murder in the Dark

    ·53m
  28. 28

    Book 4 | Chapter 43 - The End of the Maze

    ·50m
  29. 29

    Book 4 | Chapter 41 - Into the Maze

    ·44m
  30. 30

    Book 4 | Interlude - The Extra Dimitri Chronicle

    ·44m
  31. 31

    Book 4 | Chapter 40 - Potions With The Prince

    ·50m
  32. 32

    Book 4 | Chapter 39 - Remember, It Never Lies

    ·39m
  33. 33

    Book 4 | Chapter 38 - The Pink Cauldron

    ·55m
  34. 34

    OWL POST | The Long Awaited Return of Owl Posts

    ·18m
  35. 35

    Book 4 | Chapter 37 - Fuckity's Lament

    ·51m
  36. 36

    Book 4 | Chapter 36 - Emergency Magilympics Board Meeting

    ·37m
  37. 37

    Book 5 | Chapter 9 - A Letter From the Ministry

    ·39m
  38. 38

    Book 4 | Chapter 35 - FDD, Gobby & Hagrid's Rap-Tastic Exravaganza

    ·57m
  39. 39

    Book 4 | Chapter 34 - The Sexy Ball

    ·56m
  40. 40

    BONUS | Predicting What Will Happen in Episode 2 of HBO's Harry Potter

    ·13m
  41. 41

    Book 4 | Chapter 33 - WizardFM

    ·1h 4m
  42. 42

    BONUS | Predicting What Will Happen in Episode 1 of HBO's Harry Potter

    ·11m
  43. 43

    Book 4 | Chapter 32 - A Dance That Derrick Will Never Forget

    ·45m
  44. 44

    Book 4 | Chapter 31 - The Dateless Boys

    ·58m
  45. 45

    Book 4 | Chapter 30 - The Muggle Miracle

    ·50m
  46. 46

    Book 4 | Chapter 29 - The Secret in the Lake

    ·58m
  47. 47

    Book 4 | Chapter 28 - The Little Fart-Maid

    ·48m
  48. 48

    Book 4 | Chapter 27 - The Phantom Phallout (Phallout with a Ph)

    ·51m
  49. 49

    Book 4 | Chapter 26 - 1800-SCUBA

    ·1h
  50. 50

    Book 4 | Chapter 25 - How to Breathe Underwater

    ·55m
  51. 51

    Book 4 | Chapter 24 - The Head in the Fireplace

    ·49m
  52. 52

    Book 4 | Chapter 23 - The Surprising Reveal

    ·53m
  53. 53

    Book 4 | Chapter 22 - Hogwarts Hot Tub

    ·52m
  54. 54

    Book 4 | Chapter 21 - The Plot Device That Couldn't Be Parodied and Was One Book Late

    ·40m
  55. 55

    Book 4 | Chapter 16 - The First Task Revealed

    ·51m
  56. 56

    Harry Potter and the Boys Returns Tuesday, February 11

    ·3m
  57. 57

    Book 4 | Chapter 15 - Rita Fulla Sheeta

    ·1h
  58. 58

    Book 4 | Chapter 14 (Again) - Derrick and Mr. Charger Meet in the Hallway and Talk

    ·50m
  59. 59

    Book 4 | Chapter 14 - The Soaking Ceremony

    ·52m
  60. 60

    Book 4 | Chapter 13 - A Potion That Will Become Relevant Later

    ·53m
  61. 61

    Book 4 | Chapter 12 - The Phantom Farter

    ·45m
  62. 62

    Book 4 | Chapter 11 - The Magilympics

    ·49m
  63. 63

    Book 4 | Chapter 10 - Lachy's Surprise

    ·1h 1m
  64. 64

    Book 4 | Chapter 9 - F*ckster Fungorious

    ·1h 1m
  65. 65

    Owl Post + SAM'S FIRST OWL POST!!!

    ·20m
  66. 66

    Book 4 | Interlude - The Dimitri Chronicles (Part 1)

    ·1h 1m
  67. 67

    Book 4 | Chapter 8 - The Humping Hillow

    ·1h 2m
  68. 68

    Book 4 | Chapter 7 - Back to the Castle 4

    ·54m
  69. 69

    Book 4 | Chapter 6 - Gobby's Warning

    ·51m
  70. 70

    BONUS: The Harry Potter TV Show just got WAY more exciting...

    ·9m
  71. 71

    Book 4 | Chapter 5 - A Series of Unfortunate Ideas

    ·1h 1m
  72. 72

    Book 4 | Chapter 4 - Harry's New Hobby (with Liam Stapleton!)

    ·43m
  73. 73

    Book 4 | Chapter 3 - Gobby the House Whatever-the-Fuck-He-Is

    ·52m
  74. 74

    Book 4 | Chapter 2 - Harold's in Hospital

    ·49m
  75. 75

    Book 4 | Chapter 1 - This Is Your Own Fault, We Accept No Responsibility

    ·58m
  76. 76

    Owl Post + The WORST Harry Potter BuzzFeed Quiz

    ·18m
  77. 77

    Book 4 | Prologue - Voldemort is Dead

    ·56m
  78. 78

    Introducing Book 4: Title and Artwork Reveal

    ·11m
  79. 79

    Book 3 | Chapter 50 - The Master (Season Finale)

    ·52m
  80. 80

    Book 3 | Chapter 49 - The Keeper of Poos

    ·56m
  81. 81

    Book 3 | Chapter 48 - Hogs Well That Warts Well

    ·54m
  82. 82

    BONUS: "You Know, You Never Know" | Listener Bella's Essay About Ryan Shelton

    ·18m
  83. 83

    Owl Post + OMG OWL POST IS BACK!!!

    ·17m
  84. 84

    Book 3 | Chapter 47 - Tale of the Frenchman

    ·1h 1m
  85. 85

    Book 3 | Chapter 46 - The Lingering Question

    ·1h 1m
  86. 86

    Book 3 | Chapter 45 - An Outburst of Emotion

    ·55m
  87. 87

    Book 3 | Chapter 44 - Monkey See, Monkey Goo

    ·58m
  88. 88

    *BONUS* | The Japanese Comic Book That Ripped Off Harry Potter

    ·10m
  89. 89

    Book 3 | Chapter 43 - The Murderous Sacrifice

    ·54m
  90. 90

    Book 3 | Chapter 42 - The Cumentor's Kiss

    ·46m
  91. 91

    Book 3 | Chapter 41 - What the Sock?

    ·44m
  92. 92

    Book 3 | Chapter 40 - The Secret of the Spirit Jumper

    ·55m
  93. 93

    Book 3 | Chapter 39 - The Cheesy Betrayal

    ·52m
  94. 94

    Book 3 | Chapter 38 - One Half Light, One Half Darkness

    ·50m
  95. 95

    Book 3 | Chapter 37 - Piano Jones' Jaunty Jivin' Jingle

    ·47m
  96. 96

    Book 3 | Chapter 36 - The Bordan Identity (Like The Bourne Identity)

    ·57m
  97. 97

    Book 3 | Chapter 35 - ACT III Begins

    ·48m
  98. 98

    Book 3 | Chapter 34 - The Ghost of the Slave

    ·52m
  99. 99

    Book 4 | Chapter 42 - The Beast in the Maze

    Radio Mike and Sam Garlip introduce a new guest, Will Reiner, on their podcast reading a Harry Potter fanfiction from when Mike was 13.

    ·59m
  100. 100

    Book 4 | Chapter 15 (Again???) - Horseshoe Potato's Wigs and Disguises

    Radio Mike and Sam Garlap return for a new year of their Harry Potter fanfiction podcast, discussing the start of book four and chapter 15.

    ·53m
  101. 101

    Book 5 | Chapter 10 - The Woman in Brown

    Hidden gem

    The hosts announce that co-host Sam has had a baby and discuss their podcasting plans.

    Apr 13, 2026·42m·2 clips
  102. 102

    Book 5 | Chapter 9 - A Letter From the Ministry

    Hidden gem

    Radio Mike and Sam Garlip introduce their podcast reading a Harry Potter fanfiction, discussing hair growth before starting the chapter.

    Apr 6, 2026·39m·1 clip
  103. 103

    Book 5 | Chapter 8 - Catch Up! at the Pizza Shop

    Hidden gem

    Radio Mike and Sam Garlip discuss their Harry Potter fanfiction podcast and a chance encounter with a friend at a local milk bar.

    Mar 30, 2026·53m·2 clips
  104. 104

    Book 5 | Chapter 7 - The Purple Fabric

    Hidden gem

    Radio Mike and Sam Garlip discuss and read a chapter from Mike's Harry Potter fanfiction written when he was 13, set 50 years after the original series.

    Mar 23, 2026·50m·2 clips
  105. 105

    Book 5 | Chapter 6 - Derrick Cumented

    Hidden gem

    Radio Mike and Sam Garlip read and discuss a chapter from Mike's childhood Harry Potter fanfiction, with humorous banter about their hair and podcast production.

    Mar 16, 2026·55m·2 clips
  106. 106

    Book 5 | Chapter 5 - The Safety of Blayde

    Mar 9, 2026·50m
  107. 107

    Book 5 | Chapter 4 - Mr. Reaper's Madness

    Mar 2, 2026·53m
  108. 108

    Book 5 | Chapter 3 - Boxley's Decision

    Feb 23, 2026·34m
  109. 109

    Book 5 | Chapter 2 - I’m Not Even Going to Try and Stop You This Time

    Feb 16, 2026·48m
  110. 110

    Book 5 | Chapter 1 - Voldemort’s Hawaiian Vacation

    Feb 9, 2026·40m
  111. 111

    Book 5 | Prologue - Nineteen Years of Wandering

    Feb 2, 2026·55m
  112. 112

    Introducing Book 5: Title and Artwork Reveal

    Jan 29, 2026·11m
  113. 113

    Book 4 | Chapter 53 - The New Wizarding War (SEASON FINALE!!!)

    Dec 29, 2025·46m
  114. 114

    Book 4 | Chapter 52 - The Olivia Chronicles

    Dec 22, 2025·42m
  115. 115

    Book 4 | Chapter 51 - Olivia's Letter

    Dec 15, 2025·43m
  116. 116

    Book 4 | Chapter 50 - Funeral for a Friend

    Dec 8, 2025·37m
  117. 117

    Book 4 | Chapter 49 - Harry's Report

    Dec 1, 2025·48m
  118. 118

    Book 4 | Chapter 48 - Death and Devastation

    Nov 24, 2025·1h 4m
  119. 119

    Book 4 | Chapter 47 - Priori Incantacum

    Nov 17, 2025·56m
  120. 120

    Book 4 | Chapter 47 - Voldemort's Return

    Nov 10, 2025·51m
  121. 121

    Book 4 | Chapter 46 - The C*m on Your Face Ceremony

    Nov 3, 2025·52m
  122. 122

    Book 4 | Chapter 45 - A Boy and His Mother

    Oct 27, 2025·49m
  123. 123

    Book 4 | Chapter 44 - Murder in the Dark

    Oct 13, 2025·53m
  124. 124

    Book 4 | Chapter 43 - The End of the Maze

    Oct 6, 2025·50m
  125. 125

    Book 4 | Chapter 42 - The Beast in the Maze

    Sep 29, 2025·59m
  126. 126

    Book 4 | Chapter 41 - Into the Maze

    Sep 22, 2025·44m
  127. 127

    Book 4 | Interlude - The Extra Dimitri Chronicle

    Sep 15, 2025·44m
  128. 128

    Book 4 | Chapter 40 - Potions With The Prince

    The hosts of a Harry Potter fanfiction podcast discuss their recording process and joke about other podcasts being AI-generated.

    Sep 8, 2025·50m
  129. 129

    Book 4 | Chapter 39 - Remember, It Never Lies

    Sep 1, 2025·39m
  130. 130

    Book 4 | Chapter 38 - The Pink Cauldron

    Aug 25, 2025·55m
  131. 131

    OWL POST | The Long Awaited Return of Owl Posts

    Aug 20, 2025·18m
  132. 132

    Book 4 | Chapter 37 - Fuckity's Lament

    Aug 18, 2025·51m
  133. 133

    Book 4 | Chapter 36 - Emergency Magilympics Board Meeting

    Aug 11, 2025·37m
  134. 134

    Book 4 | Interlude - The Dimitri Chronicles (Part 3)

    Aug 4, 2025·53m
  135. 135

    Book 4 | Chapter 35 - FDD, Gobby & Hagrid's Rap-Tastic Exravaganza

    Jul 21, 2025·57m
  136. 136

    Book 4 | Chapter 34 - The Sexy Ball

    Jul 14, 2025·56m
  137. 137

    BONUS | Predicting What Will Happen in Episode 2 of HBO's Harry Potter

    Jul 9, 2025·13m
  138. 138

    Book 4 | Chapter 33 - WizardFM

    Jul 7, 2025·1h 4m
  139. 139

    BONUS | Predicting What Will Happen in Episode 1 of HBO's Harry Potter

    Jul 2, 2025·11m
  140. 140

    Book 4 | Chapter 32 - A Dance That Derrick Will Never Forget

    Jun 30, 2025·45m
  141. 141

    Book 4 | Chapter 31 - The Dateless Boys

    Jun 23, 2025·58m
  142. 142

    Book 4 | Chapter 30 - The Muggle Miracle

    Jun 9, 2025·50m
  143. 143

    Book 4 | Chapter 29 - The Secret in the Lake

    Jun 2, 2025·58m
  144. 144

    Book 4 | Chapter 28 - The Little Fart-Maid

    May 26, 2025·48m
  145. 145

    Book 4 | Chapter 27 - The Phantom Phallout (Phallout with a Ph)

    Radio Mike and Sam Garlap read and discuss a chapter from Mike's childhood Harry Potter fanfiction, with tangents about Patreon and the Wiggles.

    May 19, 2025·51m
  146. 146

    Book 4 | Chapter 26 - 1800-SCUBA

    May 12, 2025·1h
  147. 147

    Book 4 | Chapter 25 - How to Breathe Underwater

    Radio Mike and Sam Garlap read and discuss a chapter from Mike's teenage Harry Potter fanfiction, 'Harry Potter and the Phantom Farter'.

    May 6, 2025·55m
  148. 148

    Book 4 | Chapter 24 - The Head in the Fireplace

    Apr 28, 2025·49m
  149. 149

    Book 4 | Chapter 23 - The Surprising Reveal

    Apr 21, 2025·53m
  150. 150

    Book 4 | Chapter 22 - Hogwarts Hot Tub

    Apr 15, 2025·52m