Five Minute Warning

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Blunt live talk with comic pressure.

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Five Minute Warning runs on live-show energy, quick interruptions, and arguments that swing from dating expectations to politics without smoothing the edges. Ruben, Moe B., and A.G. keep the room loose, loud, and opinionated.

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About Five Minute Warning

Five Minute Warning is a live talk-comedy show with the looseness of a hangout and the bite of an argument already in progress. It does not move politely from topic to topic. It jumps. One stretch might center on dating, self-love, attraction, grudges, household expectations, or what a partner brings to a relationship. Another can veer into race, affirmative action, public loyalty, American history, or the way power protects itself. The show’s comedy comes from escalation. A small complaint becomes a theory. A theory becomes a roast. A roast turns into a personal story, and the personal story may reveal more feeling than the room initially admits. Ruben is the most consistently identified voice in the excerpts, while Moe B. and A.G. appear as recurring parts of the on-mic rhythm. Their chemistry depends on interruption, pushback, and the pleasure of saying the awkward part out loud. It is not a tidy panel show. Technical stumbles, live-stream housekeeping, sponsor mentions, and offhand jokes remain part of the texture instead of being hidden away. That gives the episodes a lived-in quality, as if the audience is catching the conversation while it is still hot. The relationship conversations are often blunt and gendered, with plenty of friction around accountability, desirability, emotional labor, and what men and women owe each other. The social commentary can be just as direct, especially when the show turns toward Black experience, racism, political behavior, and buried history. The result is comedy with pressure behind it. Five Minute Warning is best for listeners who like sharp group banter, mature subject matter, and conversations that can be funny, uncomfortable, and personal within the same few minutes. It is less suited to anyone looking for careful moderation, neutral phrasing, or clean-edged cultural analysis. The show’s value is its volatility: the sense that every segment could become a confession, a debate, or a joke that lands sideways.

Made for: For listeners who like mature group banter, relationship arguments, Black cultural commentary, and comedy that keeps its rough edges. It fits audiences comfortable with heated opinions and unscripted turns.

What sets it apart: Five Minute Warning stands apart through its live-stream looseness and constant tonal pivots: personal stories, cultural critique, technical hiccups, sponsor reads, and roasts all occupy the same conversational space.

In their own words

Three Black men. Three perspectives. One unapologetic podcast. Ruben, AG, and MoeB dive into the world as we experience it—raw, real, and unfiltered. Listen at your own risk… you’ve been hit with the Five Minute Warning.

As heard by us

Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Ruben, Moe B., and A.G. turn blunt disagreements, personal admissions, and everyday misjudgments into lively conversational comedy.

Five Minute Warning runs on the friction among Ruben, Moe B., and A.G. Their conversational comedy moves from relationships and masculinity to current events, with personal stories giving each argument something concrete to push against.

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Why you'd press play

A bathroom-sink confession is your preview of how far the relationship banter can wander.

Press play if you want

  • to hear Ruben, Moe B., and A.G. challenge each other's relationship takes
  • to laugh at a drunken bathroom emergency told with very little dignity left to protect
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Episode 316 - Macho Man or Normal ManApr 10, 2026

A relationship debate ends with an emphatic order to burn an outfit.

Five Minute Warning starts with credit scores and the question of who gets invited in, then shifts to love, effort and expectations between men and women.

Episode 310 - Potential partnerFeb 22, 2026

Ruben, Moe B. and A.G. trade blunt views on attraction, with A.G. pushing back.

Five Minute Warning returns after roughly two weeks away, with Ruben, Moe B. and A.G. back on the mic. They talk about attraction and what people bring to a relationship. One host argues that good looks can spare someone the need to develop a personality. A.G.

Episode 309 - Relationship equityFeb 9, 2026

Ruben and A.G. tease out relationship envy before the conversation takes a darker turn.

Ruben and A.G. talk about caring for a partner day to day and whether a relationship helps both people thrive. Ruben brings up Ne-Yo, saying he saw that the singer is involved with three women. A.G. warns him against judging an arrangement the women have chosen.

Episode 308- GrudgesFeb 9, 2026

An old grudge and a modest business plan give the group plenty to tease each other about.

An argument over taking out the trash gives Ruben, Moe B., and A.G. a way into an old grievance on The Five-Minute Warning. A routine chore somehow brings a settled fight back to life.

Episode 222 - You can't be a half, you have to be a whole

A week off starts well for Ruben, then bathroom emergencies take over.

Ruben starts the first day of a week off work in a good mood. That calm opening gives way to a story about a bathroom emergency after the bars closed. One speaker describes ducking into a back alley to urinate, only to have his drunk companions start shouting about it.

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    Episode 284 - To forgive and forget...or not

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    Episode 265 - Love Songs

    ·1h 17m
  3. 3

    Episode 264 - Life Lessons

    ·1h 19m
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    Episode 263 - The hill worth dying on

    ·1h 33m
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    Episode 262 - Worst date ever

    ·1h 38m
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    Episode 316 - Macho Man or Normal Man

    ·1h 35m
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    Episode 315 - Pound Cake

    ·2h 15m
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    Episode 314 - Personal Insights (PI Day Episode)

    ·1h 39m
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    Episode 313 - Childhood Dreaming

    ·1h 25m
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    Episode 312 - Last week was interesting

    ·1h 27m
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    Episode 311 - Bringing back the past or nah?

    ·1h 52m
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    Episode 310 - Potential partner

    ·1h 53m
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    Episode 309 - Relationship equity

    ·1h 33m
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    Episode 308- Grudges

    ·1h 15m
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    Episode 307 - Begging is a lost art

    ·1h 42m
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    Episode 306 - Being present

    ·1h 21m
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    Episode 305 - As the snow falls...

    ·2h 1m
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    Episode 304 - Stupid games get you...

    ·1h 39m
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    Episode 303 - Fried Chicken and Watermelon

    ·2h 44m
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    Episode 302 - What is your music decade?

    ·1h 43m
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    Episode 301 - AI and Weather

    ·1h 39m
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    Episode 300 - Episode 300

    ·1h 54m
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    Episode 299 - Are men entitled?

    ·1h 54m
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    Episode 298 - Labels

    ·1h 55m
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    Episode 297 - Anniversary? How many years?

    ·1h 33m
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    Episode 296 - Non Verbal Communication

    ·1h 46m
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    Episode 295 - Jumping in both feet

    ·1h 42m
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    Episode 294 - Fickle

    ·1h 55m
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    Episode 293 - Words can break...a heart

    ·1h 46m
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    Episode 291 - Popeye is problematic?

    ·1h 27m
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    Episode 290 - Saliva is a problem

    ·1h 35m
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    Episode 289 - Entrance Theme Songs

    ·1h 18m
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    Episode 288 - Fixing things

    ·1h 37m
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    Episode 287 - Cuddle Time - Pain or Pleasure

    ·1h 7m
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    Episode 286 - Off the Grid

    ·1h 44m
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    Episode 285 - The Comeback

    ·1h 46m
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    Episode 266 - I'm Fresh Out

    ·1h 29m
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    Episode 283 - Boats and Toes

    ·1h 20m
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    Episode 282 - South Park vs Boondocks - Two different apples off of the same tree?

    ·1h 37m
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    Episode 281 - The Food, the Orange and the Diddy

    ·1h 47m
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    Episode 280 - Just simply becoming better

    ·1h 33m
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    Episode 279 - Summer Jammin'

    ·1h 53m
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    Episode 278 - Not sure what is going to happen

    ·1h 12m
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    Episode 277 - Available Choices?

    ·1h 55m
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    Episode 276 - Don't come back until the street lights come on

    ·39m
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    Episode 275 - Confidence

    ·1h 12m
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    Episode 274 - Some of everything...

    ·1h 17m
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    Episode 273 - Life rules

    ·1h 2m
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    Episode 272 - What you know about me

    ·1h 20m
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    Episode 271 - Treat her like a lady

    ·1h 26m
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    Episode 270 - The first move

    ·1h 23m
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    Episode 269 - Scary Movies

    ·1h 12m
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    Episode 268 - What's on TV

    ·1h 43m
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    Episode 267 - Important papers

    ·1h 44m
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    Episode 253 - Life Lessons

    ·2h 36m
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    Episode 261 - I hate chores

    ·1h 18m
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    Episode 259 - Take good care of yourselves

    ·1h 24m
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    Episode 257 - Triggers

    ·1h 13m
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    Episode 256 - The things that will never be corrected

    ·1h 29m
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    Episode 255 - Blowing up in the new year

    ·1h 45m
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    Episode 254 - How passionate are you?

    ·1h 52m
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    Episode 252 - The telling about the "sugar"

    ·1h 49m
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    Episode 251 - Making bad moves

    ·2h 45m
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    Episode 250 - Our fifth birthday! Celebrate!

    ·2h 31m
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    Episode 249 - Learning to cook...

    ·1h 44m
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    Episode 248 - Is Nepotism fair?

    ·1h 33m
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    Episode 247 - Seeding clouds

    ·1h 32m
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    Episode 246 - Poop-it-dy Scoop

    ·2h 9m
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    Episode 245 - Ruben can NEVER win an argument

    ·2h 20m
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    Episode 244 - 1st Annual FMW Awards

    ·2h 18m
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    Episode 243 - Smiling is addictive

    ·1h 47m
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    Episode 242 - Dear Mama...

    ·1h 55m
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    Episode 241 - Simpin' ain't easy...

    ·2h 4m
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    Episode 240 - Being late is not a positive move...

    ·2h 20m
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    Episode 239 - Sometimes, you need to know when to waive the white flag...

    ·1h 46m
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    Episode 238 - The music hate is real

    ·2h 16m
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    Episode 237 - Worlds Collide...again

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    Episode 236 - Maybe I should try it now...

    ·2h 2m
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    Episode 235 - People as a whole, love chaos...

    ·1h 31m
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    Episode 234 - The crazy week that was...

    ·2h 3m
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    Episode 233 - The Friend ZONE

    ·2h 8m
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    Episode 232 - The old guy or the lyin' guy

    ·2h 7m
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    Episode 231 - Double Standards

    ·2h 1m
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    Episode 230 - Stay out of Women's Business

    ·2h 8m
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    Episode 229 - Face Palm

    ·1h 55m
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    Episode 228 - Break out the parade...

    ·1h 58m
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    Episode 227 - Everyone cries

    ·1h 39m
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    Episode 226 - There are always choices...

    ·1h 26m
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    Episode 225 - Worship and Beef

    ·1h 45m
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    Episode 224 - Here comes the summer.

    ·1h 28m
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    Episode 223 - Sex.

    ·1h 28m
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    Episode 221 - The easiest path is not necessarily the best path

    ·1h 56m
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    Episode 220 - Apparently, there is always another level...

    ·2h 3m
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    Episode 219 - Ownership isn't really what it is...

    ·1h 34m
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    Episode 218 - Free Enterprise

    ·1h 48m
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    Episode 217 - We could be canceled...

    ·1h 37m
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    Episode 260 - Motivating Yourself

    A raw and humorous discussion on self-motivation, the fallacy of treating feelings as facts, and the importance of discipline in personal growth.

    ·58m
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    Episode 292 - Hate is like Tourettes

    The hosts of the 5-Minute Warning podcast discuss a controversial statement comparing hate to Tourette's syndrome and share personal updates.

    ·1h 29m
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    Episode 258 - Snowblind

    Ruben and AG return from a break to discuss how new political activists are reacting to recent events.

    ·1h 24m
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    Episode 222 - You can't be a half, you have to be a whole

    Hidden gem

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    ·1h 26m·5 clips
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    Episode 317: Navigating the Complexities of Relationships: Are You Being Used?

    Apr 14, 2026·2h 17m
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    Episode 316 - Macho Man or Normal Man

    Hidden gem

    Five Minute Warning Episode 316, "Macho Man or Normal Man," opens with Ruben, Moby, and AG arguing over spring dates, winter, and the March 20 equinox.

    Apr 10, 2026·1h 35m·5 clips
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    Episode 315 - Pound Cake

    Mar 27, 2026·2h 15m
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    Episode 314 - Personal Insights (PI Day Episode)

    Hidden gem

    Ruben introduces the 5-Minute Warning podcast, inviting listeners to join live on Twitch and YouTube every Sunday at 9 p.m.

    Mar 19, 2026·1h 39m·2 clips
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    Episode 313 - Childhood Dreaming

    Ruben introduces the 5 Minute Warning podcast, a live Sunday show with strong language, featuring co-hosts Moby, Arnie, and A.G.

    Mar 18, 2026·1h 25m
  106. 106

    Episode 312 - Last week was interesting

    A live talk show host and co-hosts discuss a controversial incident involving a Black person showing up at Trump's place and the resulting fallout in the Black community.

    Mar 4, 2026·1h 27m
  107. 107

    Episode 311 - Bringing back the past or nah?

    A live talk show host discusses keeping personal crushes private, with explicit language and audience interaction.

    Mar 1, 2026·1h 52m
  108. 108

    Episode 310 - Potential partner

    Hidden gem

    Ruben, Moe B., and AG open with a Valentine’s Day story from Apple TV’s “Shrinking,” then pivot to a song that starts “she was 16 years old” and why it felt creepy on a Motown playlist.

    Feb 22, 2026·1h 53m·2 clips
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    Episode 309 - Relationship equity

    Hidden gem

    Moe B. says relationship equity exists only when you pick “the perfect one.”

    Feb 9, 2026·1h 33m·2 clips
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    Episode 308- Grudges

    Hidden gem

    Mo B. and A.G. argue that women hold grudges loudly, while men often hold them silently.

    Feb 9, 2026·1h 15m·2 clips
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    Episode 307 - Begging is a lost art

    Jan 18, 2026·1h 42m
  112. 112

    Episode 306 - Being present

    Jan 6, 2026·1h 21m
  113. 113

    Episode 305 - As the snow falls...

    Dec 23, 2025·2h 1m
  114. 114

    Episode 304 - Stupid games get you...

    Dec 19, 2025·1h 39m
  115. 115

    Episode 303 - Fried Chicken and Watermelon

    Dec 11, 2025·2h 44m
  116. 116

    Episode 302 - What is your music decade?

    Dec 5, 2025·1h 43m
  117. 117

    Episode 301 - AI and Weather

    Nov 26, 2025·1h 39m
  118. 118

    Episode 300 - Episode 300

    Nov 18, 2025·1h 54m
  119. 119

    Episode 299 - Are men entitled?

    Nov 18, 2025·1h 54m
  120. 120

    Episode 298 - Labels

    Nov 7, 2025·1h 55m
  121. 121

    Episode 297 - Anniversary? How many years?

    Oct 31, 2025·1h 33m
  122. 122

    Episode 296 - Non Verbal Communication

    Oct 27, 2025·1h 46m
  123. 123

    Episode 294 - Fickle

    Oct 18, 2025·1h 55m
  124. 124

    Episode 295 - Jumping in both feet

    Oct 18, 2025·1h 42m
  125. 125

    Episode 293 - Words can break...a heart

    Oct 12, 2025·1h 46m
  126. 126

    Episode 292 - Hate is like Tourettes

    Sep 24, 2025·1h 29m
  127. 127

    Episode 291 - Popeye is problematic?

    Sep 24, 2025·1h 27m
  128. 128

    Episode 290 - Saliva is a problem

    Sep 19, 2025·1h 35m
  129. 129

    Episode 289 - Entrance Theme Songs

    Sep 5, 2025·1h 18m
  130. 130

    Episode 288 - Fixing things

    Sep 2, 2025·1h 37m
  131. 131

    Episode 287 - Cuddle Time - Pain or Pleasure

    Aug 31, 2025·1h 7m
  132. 132

    Episode 286 - Off the Grid

    Aug 31, 2025·1h 44m
  133. 133

    Episode 285 - The Comeback

    Aug 31, 2025·1h 46m
  134. 134

    Episode 284 - To forgive and forget...or not

    Aug 4, 2025·1h 2m
  135. 135

    Episode 281 - The Food, the Orange and the Diddy

    Jul 22, 2025·1h 47m
  136. 136

    Episode 282 - South Park vs Boondocks - Two different apples off of the same tree?

    Jul 22, 2025·1h 37m
  137. 137

    Episode 283 - Boats and Toes

    Jul 22, 2025·1h 20m
  138. 138

    Episode 280 - Just simply becoming better

    Jun 25, 2025·1h 33m
  139. 139

    Episode 279 - Summer Jammin'

    Jun 15, 2025·1h 53m
  140. 140

    Episode 278 - Not sure what is going to happen

    Jun 13, 2025·1h 12m
  141. 141

    Episode 277 - Available Choices?

    Jun 2, 2025·1h 55m
  142. 142

    Episode 276 - Don't come back until the street lights come on

    May 23, 2025·39m
  143. 143

    Episode 275 - Confidence

    May 22, 2025·1h 12m
  144. 144

    Episode 274 - Some of everything...

    The hosts of the 5-Minute Warning podcast discuss Barack Obama's marriage to a black woman and casual banter about the weather.

    May 11, 2025·1h 17m
  145. 145

    Episode 273 - Life rules

    May 1, 2025·1h 2m
  146. 146

    Episode 272 - What you know about me

    Apr 27, 2025·1h 20m
  147. 147

    Episode 271 - Treat her like a lady

    The hosts of 5-Minute Warning discuss the phrase 'treat her like a lady' and its implications, sharing personal anecdotes and opinions.

    Apr 21, 2025·1h 26m
  148. 148

    Episode 270 - The first move

    Apr 10, 2025·1h 23m
  149. 149

    Episode 269 - Scary Movies

    Apr 3, 2025·1h 12m
  150. 150

    Episode 268 - What's on TV

    Mar 28, 2025·1h 43m