
American history, scored by its losers.
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Fail to the Chief studies the people who nearly reached the presidency and then did not. Tom Woodley ranks, rates, and second-guesses candidates from Strom Thurmond to Wendell Willkie with dense history, blunt judgment, and oddball counterfactual energy.
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About Fail to the Chief
Fail to the Chief is built around a simple but fertile premise: the people who lose presidential elections still matter. Tom Woodley turns those almost-presidents into subjects for brisk historical judgment, moving candidate by candidate through biography, campaign context, and the question of what might have happened if the country had chosen differently. The show loves a ranking. It also loves a caveat. One episode can sort official losers into a final hierarchy, while another can linger over Harold Stassen as an earnest, principled, energetic, and increasingly improbable figure who kept running long after history had moved on. The pace is fast, often closer to a compact political lecture than a polished roundtable. That works in its favor. Names, eras, wars, scandals, party factions, and electoral quirks come stacked together, then get punctured by a dry joke or a sudden modern comparison. The subject matter ranges widely. Episodes cover Strom Thurmond and the Dixiecrat break in 1948, Wendell Willkie’s campaign against Franklin D. Roosevelt, the recurring military backgrounds of candidates, the celebrity-president fantasy line from Ronald Reagan and Donald Trump to The Rock and online fame, and the political period from 1968 to 2004. The show can be playful, but it does not treat the darker material as harmless trivia. Segregationist politics, civil rights backlash, assassination attempts, sexual misconduct scandals, war service, foreign entanglements, and democratic fragility all sit inside the larger comic frame. Its recurring pleasure is the scorecard: not just who lost, but whether losing spared the country, denied it a better path, or produced an underrated historical what-if. It is especially good at making forgotten nominees feel briefly alive again. Some episodes are rough around the edges, including walking recordings, cold-recorded segments, and repeated transcript-like phrasing. The charm is in that momentum. This is not museum-label history. It is a loud, nerdy, opinionated archive of American ambition failing in public, sometimes nobly, sometimes disastrously, and often with consequences that lasted anyway.
Made for: For political-history fans who enjoy rankings, counterfactuals, campaign trivia, and sharp commentary. It especially fits listeners who want presidents, nominees, and party eras explained without solemn textbook manners.
What sets it apart: The show makes electoral defeat the organizing principle, giving failed candidates the same narrative weight usually reserved for winners. Its mix of scorecards, alternate presidencies, and irreverent historical judgment makes the archive feel unusually lively.
In their own words
Fail to the Chief is the podcast where comic "historian" Thom Woodley talks about the men who became President... almost. Romp through the losers of presidential history, laugh and marvel at how different life might have been, had America made different choices. FailToTheChief.wordpress.com
As heard by us
Based on 4 episodes we listened to · September 2026
Tom Woodley uses presidential losers to clarify how candidates, parties, and political eras are judged against one another.
Fail to the Chief treats presidential defeat as a route into American political history. Tom Woodley uses rankings, recurring comparisons, and counterfactual presidencies to connect losing candidates with larger shifts in parties and political power.
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Thom Woodley ranks presidential losers; you get to argue over the presidency Rufus King never had.
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- to weigh losing candidates by how they might have governed, not just why they lost
- to test a theory of political cycles against the candidates who missed the White House
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Episodes
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FINAL EPISODE: Ranking ALL of the Presidential Losers
Recorded on Election Day 2024 — the 10th anniversary of the podcast — host Tom Woodley delivers the series finale of Fail to the Chief, ranking all 50+ presidential losers he has covered from worst to best.
Nov 5, 2024·57m·4 clips - 2
The Presidency: HOLLYWOOD EDITION!!!
Host Tom Woodley delivers a solo 'Hollywood edition' episode of Fail to the Chief, qualitatively rating ten celebrities who seriously flirted with or were seriously discussed as potential U.S.
Nov 4, 2024·31m·2 clips - 3
The Man Who Would Be President 9 Different Times: Harold Stassen
Nov 1, 2024·14m - 4
Marshalling the Presidents - John Marshall, George Marshall and Thurgood Marshall
Oct 31, 2024·13m - 5
President Kennedy (Robert), President Kennedy (Teddy), and President Kennedy (John Jr)
Hidden gemFail to the Chief host Tom Woodley examines Robert F.
Oct 30, 2024·18m·1 clip - 6
Tipping the Sacred Cows of American presidential elections
Oct 28, 2024·28m - 7
BONUS! President Kingfish Huey Long and the Sharing of the Wealth
Oct 26, 2024·8m - 8
BONUS! President Butler... SMEDLEY Butler. (WTF?)
Oct 25, 2024·8m - 9
BONUS! Presidente Generalissimo Douglas MacArthur
Oct 24, 2024·7m - 10
BONUS: What do all the Losers have in COMMON?
Hidden gemTom Woodley of 'Fail to the Chief' analyzes the shared traits of 50 presidential losers across six categories: family background, education, military service, profession, political history, and reasons for defeat.
Oct 22, 2024·30m·2 clips - 11
BONUS: President Roosevelt... ELEANOR, that is.
Oct 21, 2024·5m - 12
President YER A DIRTY COMMIE, oh sorry, Joseph McCarthy
Oct 21, 2024·6m - 13
BONUS: President Ford - Henry Ford???
Oct 19, 2024·6m - 14
BONUS: President Charles Lindbergh??
Oct 19, 2024·6m - 15
BONUS: President (of the USA and the LDS) Joseph Smith
Oct 18, 2024·6m - 16
BONUS: President Citizen Kane - William Randolph Hearst
Oct 18, 2024·9m - 17
BONUS: President John D. Rockefeller, Wealthiest Prez Ever
Oct 17, 2024·8m - 18
BONUS: President General William Tecumseh Sherman
Oct 16, 2024·7m - 19
BONUS: the "Dredded" President Roger B. Taney
Oct 16, 2024·5m - 20
BONUS: Yee-haw, it's President Sam Houston!
Oct 16, 2024·5m - 21
BONUS: President Grand Wizard Nathan Bedford Forrest
Oct 16, 2024·6m - 22
BONUS: What's your name, man?? PRESIDENT Alexander Hamilton!!
Oct 15, 2024·8m - 23
Ides of October SPECIAL Bonus Episode: President Benjamin Franklin?
Oct 15, 2024·8m - 24
BONUS: Davey Crockett, President of the Wild Frontier!
Oct 15, 2024·6m - 25
BONUS Veepstakes!! Rating the Vice Presidents of American History
Oct 8, 2024·59m - 26
Hillary Clinton - First (Nasty) Woman Candidate
Oct 1, 2024·38m - 27
Mitt Romney, the first Mormon (and last moderate) candidate
Sep 17, 2024·33m - 28
John McCain, War Hero, POW, and big-time Loser.
Sep 3, 2024·25m - 29
John Kerry, the First Loser of the 21st Century
Aug 20, 2024·28m - 30
BONUS! Reviewing the 6th Period of American Politics (1968-2004)
Hidden gemHost Tom Woodley delivers a bonus solo episode reviewing the sixth period of American politics (1968–2004), covering both the official presidential losers his podcast has already rated and a roster of unofficial losers — figures who ran and nearly won, or who were derailed by scandal, dirty tricks, or assassination.
Aug 8, 2024·48m·3 clips - 31
RE-VISIT: Al Gore, the Loser who Won in 2000
Jul 31, 2024·41m - 32
Biden dropping out - NOT unprecedented!! (Also, hi, we're back!?!)
Jul 23, 2024·30m - 33
43. Walter Mondale, the Loser of 1984.
Jun 24, 2022·42m - 34
BOB DOLE BOB DOLE BOB DOLE
Dec 8, 2021·18m - 35
UPDATE! and 1992: Ross Perot
Sep 14, 2021·27m - 36
1988. Michael Dukakis, a.k.a. Zorba the Clerk.
May 5, 2020·36m - 37
BONUS: 1980. John B. Anderson, the Best Candidate You Never Heard Of,
Mar 17, 2020·29m - 38
1972. George McGovern's McGovernment.
Mar 4, 2020·44m - 39
1968. Hubert Horatio Humphrey, the Happy Handshaker.
Feb 4, 2020·43m - 40
1968. George Wallace, Segregator-in-Chief
Jan 21, 2020·31m - 41
BONUS! The 5th Era of American Politics Review
Host Thom Woodley introduces a bonus episode discussing the theory that American history can be divided into 36-year eras centered around presidential terms, using examples from Andrew Jackson to Franklin Roosevelt.
Jan 14, 2020·33m - 42
1964. In your heart, you know Barry Goldwater's right.
Jan 7, 2020·40m - 43
NEW: 1952/1956. Adlai Stevenson, the Thinking Man's President.
Dec 3, 2019·47m - 44
1948. Henry Wallace, the Secret Soviet Spy candidate?
Nov 5, 2019·36m - 45
1848. Lewis Cass, our first Ugly-American President
Oct 29, 2019·33m - 46
1948. Strom Thurmond, Dixiecrat.
This episode discusses Strom Thurmond's 1948 presidential campaign and his record-breaking filibuster against civil rights.
Oct 1, 2019·38m - 47
1844. Henry Clay (Part 2) [RE-RELEASE]
Sep 17, 2019·27m - 48
1944/48. DEWEY DEFEATS TRUMAN (not so much)!
Sep 3, 2019·44m - 49
1836. The Devil in Daniel Webster (re-release)
Aug 20, 2019·30m - 50
1940. What if Wendell Willkie Won the World War?
This episode explores the 1940 presidential campaign of Wendell Willkie, a businessman with no political experience who ran against FDR.
Aug 6, 2019·48m