CryptoBiography

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One writer's zombies, heat vision and second thoughts, read aloud.

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CryptoBiography is Brandon Starr reading fiction he wrote himself, in parts that are later gathered into complete stories. Zombies at Christmas, a man hiding heat vision and a narrator who sees colored lines between people share the feed with frank episodes about politics, a new computer and whether to keep going.

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About CryptoBiography

CryptoBiography is a fiction podcast built around one writer, Brandon Starr, reading stories he has written. It did not start that way. By his own account, the early episodes were conversations with other people, talk about himself and other things, and the turn to fiction came early in the run. The stories are serialized. 'The Spotter' reaches its conclusion in part six, and finished stories return as single compilations, such as 'The Lines, complete story' and 'The Bite Before Christmas, full story', the latter first released around Christmas a few years earlier. The fiction leans toward horror and the uncanny, with ordinary places knocked off balance. In 'The Bite Before Christmas', residents of the Willow Glen neighborhood hunker indoors while zombies shamble across their lawns, and a pair of survivors siphons gasoline so the one vehicle able to go off-road has a full tank. The dread there is practical: no destination, poor odds, and the knowledge that one day they will have to drive off and hope. 'The Lines' is narrated by someone who notices colored streams moving between people at lunch, a sight a companion named Tim cannot see. Later that ability is pressed into service, with dark lines bristling from a man whose dented pickup shows no paint transfer. 'The Spotter' works on a smaller scale, as a woman who suspects a man named Guy of having heat vision tests him with a cup of coffee. Afterward, Starr steps outside the story to say it belongs to a continuity he calls Connections, and to another continuity as well. Not every episode is a story. In 'Political Catch-Up', he revisits his political views and argues that the second No Kings rally, peaceful as it was, made no demands, and that Democrats are not pushing back in any serious way. 'New Computer' stands in for a story he had not finished: part status report on a new machine with liquid cooling, part test run of the setup. These talking episodes are loose and plainspoken, with the host thinking out loud rather than performing. That candor is sharpest in 'Wrapping Up'. There, he says he had hoped the podcast would help him write more and write better, that the numbers have not been good, and that with his heart no longer in it he thinks he is going to stop. Episodes close on the same credit, with words and music copyright Brandon Starr and a note that characters and events are fictional, fictionalized or satirical. He reads that disclaimer even on non-fiction episodes, sometimes with a wry aside. What a listener gets is genre fiction with its author audibly present, doubts included.

Made for: Suits a listener who likes serialized horror and uncanny fiction read by the person who wrote it, and who does not mind the writer stepping out between stories to talk politics, hardware and doubt.

What sets it apart: One person writes and reads the stories, then steps out of them to talk about how they connect, what is going on in his life and whether to keep going, so the fiction comes with its author attached.

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Between Christmas zombies and Brandon Starr's writing doubts, you get the fiction and the person behind it.

Press play if you want

  • to worry with a family over gasoline and water while zombies cross their Christmas lawn
  • to hear Brandon Starr speak candidly about what happens when writing stops feeling rewarding
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zombie survival horrorheat vision and hidden abilitiesuncanny perceptionserialized stories and compilationsshared story continuitiespolitics and protestthe host's writing process and doubts

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Wrapping Up – episode 446Jan 4, 2026

A plainspoken farewell about low numbers, fading interest, and the hope that releasing episodes could keep the writing going.

Wrapping Up plays as a farewell shaped less by finality than by the quiet that has gathered around Cryptobiography. Brandon Starr reflects on low numbers, the lack of comments, emails, and replies, and the hope that releasing episodes might keep him writing and help him feel the…

The Bite Before Christmas, full story – episode 445Dec 24, 2025

A tense family survival story where gasoline, Christmas, and a window-side Santa sighting make the apocalypse feel unnervingly domestic.

Brandon Starr's The Bite Before Christmas turns the run-up to Christmas into a siege, as zombies move across Willow Glen lawns and the Sanderson family waits for power, water, and rescue that never seem to arrive.

Political Catch-Up, episode 435Oct 19, 2025

Brandon Starr weighs political action, personal history, and the uncertain meaning of calling himself left wing.

Political Catch-Up finds Brandon Starr returning to the political history and views he had explored before Cryptobiography shifted into fiction, framing the episode as a check-in on where his thinking has moved since then.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Wrapping Up – episode 446

    Hidden gem

    The host reflects on the past year of writing stories for his fiction podcast and announces a potential end due to low listenership.

    Jan 4, 2026·25m·1 clip
  2. 2

    The Bite Before Christmas, full story – episode 445

    Hidden gem

    Brandon Starr’s CryptoBiography episode 445, "The Bite Before Christmas," compiles episodes 287 and 288 into a Christmas zombie story set in Willow Glen.

    Dec 24, 2025·17m·1 clip
  3. 3

    Vampire Republic, part nine – episode 444

    Dec 21, 2025·8m
  4. 4

    Vampire Republic, part eight – episode 443

    Dec 14, 2025·6m
  5. 5

    Vampire Republic, part seven – episode 442

    Dec 7, 2025·5m
  6. 6

    Vampire Republic, part six – episode 441

    Nov 30, 2025·5m
  7. 7

    Vampire Republic, part five – episode 440

    Nov 23, 2025·6m
  8. 8

    Vampire Republic, part four – episode 439

    Nov 16, 2025·6m
  9. 9

    Vampire Republic, part three – episode 438

    Nov 9, 2025·9m
  10. 10

    Vampire Republic, part two – episode 437

    Nov 9, 2025·8m
  11. 11

    Vampire Republic, part two – episode 437

    Nov 2, 2025·8m
  12. 12

    Vampire Republic, part one – episode 436

    Oct 26, 2025·6m
  13. 13

    Political Catch-Up, episode 435

    Hidden gem

    Brandon Starr uses episode 435 of CryptoBiography, titled “Political Catch-Up,” to revisit how his politics moved from early libertarian thinking to voting Democrat.

    Oct 19, 2025·28m·1 clip
  14. 14

    The Thing Speaks – episode 434

    Oct 12, 2025·6m
  15. 15

    The Spotter, part six – episode 433

    Oct 5, 2025·13m
  16. 16

    The Spotter, part five – episode 432

    Sep 28, 2025·6m
  17. 17

    The Spotter, part four – episode 431

    Sep 21, 2025·7m
  18. 18

    Covid, again – episode 430

    Sep 14, 2025·5m
  19. 19

    The Spotter, part three – episode 429

    Sep 7, 2025·6m
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    The Spotter, part two – episode 428

    Aug 31, 2025·6m
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    The Spotter, part one – episode 427

    Aug 24, 2025·6m
  22. 22

    The Lines, complete story – episode 426

    Aug 17, 2025·12m
  23. 23

    A Good Day – episode 425

    Aug 10, 2025·6m
  24. 24

    The Meeting in the Wilderness, part two – episode 424

    Aug 3, 2025·9m
  25. 25

    The Meeting in the Wilderness, part one – episode 423

    Aug 3, 2025·6m
  26. 26

    The Realization – episode 422

    Jul 20, 2025·8m
  27. 27

    Stuck – episode 421

    Jul 13, 2025·4m
  28. 28

    The Herd and the Army, part six – episode 420

    Jul 6, 2025·8m
  29. 29

    The Herd and the Army, part five – episode 419

    Jun 29, 2025·7m
  30. 30

    The Herd and the Army, part four – episode 418

    Jun 22, 2025·7m
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    The Herd and the Army, part three

    Jun 15, 2025·6m
  32. 32

    The Herd and the Army, part two – episode 416

    Jun 8, 2025·7m
  33. 33

    New Computer – episode 415

    Jun 1, 2025·11m
  34. 34

    The Herd and the Army, part one – episode 414

    May 25, 2025·7m
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    Last Will – episode 413

    Hidden gem

    Cryptobiography episode 413, "Last Will," follows an unnamed prisoner taken to the Hall of Justice after attending a government meeting.

    May 18, 2025·16m·1 clip
  36. 36

    Mother’s Day – episode 412

    May 11, 2025·12m
  37. 37

    Australia and New Zealand – episode 411

    Hidden gem

    The host introduces a compilation episode of the fiction podcast Cryptobiography, discussing recent compilations and his vacation.

    May 5, 2025·57m·2 clips
  38. 38

    The Anti-Artist, entire story, episode 410

    The host introduces a compilation episode featuring his short story 'The Anti-Artist', then begins reading the narrative about a journalist reconnecting with an old contact for a story.

    Apr 27, 2025·23m·1 clip
  39. 39

    Snake Magic compilation, part 3 of 3 – episode 409

    In this episode, Nadra and Heffred explore a tree city and practice leaning out over edges using their tails for support.

    Apr 20, 2025·1h 23m·2 clips
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    Snake Magic compilation, 2 of 3, episode 408

    Brandon Starr's Cryptobiography episode 408 is part two of three in the Snake Magic compilation, following the cook Nadra and a human wagon train travelling out of the mountains.

    Apr 13, 2025·1h 5m·2 clips
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    Snake Magic compilation, 1 of 3 – episode 407

    Host Brandon Starr introduces a three-part compilation of his fictional story 'Snake Magic', discussing its origin and themes.

    Apr 6, 2025·1h 4m
  42. 42

    End of the OotiniCast – episode 406

    The host reflects on ending a long-running Star Wars fan podcast and discusses its history and reasons for concluding.

    Mar 30, 2025·30m
  43. 43

    Private Eye, part three – episode 405

    Mar 23, 2025·7m
  44. 44

    Private Eye part two – episode 404

    Mar 16, 2025·5m
  45. 45

    Private Eye, part one – episode 403

    Mar 9, 2025·6m
  46. 46

    Sleepflying, part three – episode 402

    Mar 2, 2025·6m
  47. 47

    Sleepflying, part two – episode 401

    Mar 2, 2025·6m
  48. 48

    Sleepflying, part one – episode 400

    Feb 16, 2025·8m
  49. 49

    Cold Healing, part four – episode 399

    Feb 9, 2025·11m
  50. 50

    Cold Healing, part two – episode 397

    Feb 2, 2025·5m