Completely Arbortrary is a tree show that treats botany as both serious science and excellent conversational material. It is loose, funny, and densely curious. A single species can carry an episode from plant anatomy to a joke about shoes, from seed chemistry to the stakes of protected land. The show does not present trees as background scenery. It treats them as active participants in complicated systems. English yew becomes a way to talk about toxicity, fleshy cones, birds, mammals, and the difference between eating fruit and destroying a seed. Douglas-fir becomes a long-view story about forests that overlap across generations, with roots grafting together and fungi shaping the underground world. Coast redwood becomes a fog story, where canopy leaves and summer drought explain how a giant survives in a narrow coastal belt. Wild whiskey cherry brings the human history closer: people finding valuable wood, clearing good farmland, and turning an abundant tree into something altered by appetite. Bigleaf magnolia invites beetles into the frame, with pollination described as a precise bargain rather than a vague natural process. The show can be silly. It often is. That looseness is part of the appeal, because the jokes sit beside genuine explanation instead of replacing it. The recurring language of fungal associates, cones, forests, flowers, and field obsession gives the show a lived-in texture. Recent episodes also frame Casey's Year of the Cone as a conservation-minded project to find native conifer species in the United States. That adds urgency without making the program dour. Completely Arbortrary works best for listeners who like science with digressions, specificity, and human enthusiasm left intact.