Fake expertise, real comic velocity.
Citation Needed is a rotating-panel comedy show built around mock expertise and escalating riffing. Recent episodes move from looksmaxxing and April Fool's pranks to Guy Fawkes, the OSS, placebo effects, and competitive watersliding.
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Citation Needed is a long-running satirical panel show about the dangerous confidence that comes from reading one source and talking loudly. The setup is simple. One person leads a topic, and the others keep trying to derail it with jokes, fake expertise, callbacks, and theatrical bad judgment. The result sits somewhere between trivia night, roast table, and chaotic history class. Recent subjects show the range clearly. Looksmaxxing becomes a way to mock online beauty anxiety and male status culture. April Fool's Day turns into a self-referential look at prank episodes and broken-audio stunts. Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot provide room for history, American political references, and sharp disaster humor. The OSS episode uses wartime sabotage and spy bureaucracy as fuel for riffs about Nazis, code work, and bad operational ideas. Competitive watersliding shifts from early campground slides to fiberglass water parks and dangerous loop designs. The placebo effect brings in skeptical sparring, conspiracy references, and guest-table sparring. Even a fir-tree story becomes a setup for wordplay and cast banter. The show moves fast, and the jokes often stack before the last one has fully landed. It is crass without needing to be lazy. The cast leans into interruption, mock self-importance, and comic overcommitment, but the episodes still have recognizable structure: opening banter, topic handoff, escalating explanation, and closing housekeeping. Its appeal is not deep scholarship. Its appeal is watching a subject get dragged through a room full of sharp, irreverent comics who know exactly how thin the intellectual premise is. Listeners who want calm expertise may bounce off it. Listeners who like Wikipedia rabbit holes, dark jokes, historical oddities, and aggressively conversational comedy will understand the rhythm quickly.
Made for: For listeners who like satirical panel comedy, oddball subjects, internet-culture mockery, and factual premises that get interrupted constantly. It best fits people comfortable with dark, blunt, rapid-fire jokes.
What sets it apart: Citation Needed turns the thinness of its research premise into the point, using mock authority as a running engine for ensemble comedy. The topic list is unusually elastic, moving from spy agencies and stories to watersliding and online attractiveness trends without changing the room's combative rhythm.
The podcast where we choose a subject, read a single Wikipedia article about it, and pretend we're experts. Because this is the internet, and that's how it works now.
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A gym-mat origin story becomes a sharp, silly tour through water-slide engineering's most alarming ideas.
Competitive Watersliding treats water-slide history as a running dispute with every bad idea that made it to the top of the stairs. Noah, Cecil, and Heath move from campground slides ridden on inch-thick gym mats to Disney World's first commercial fiberglass slide at River…
A 40 trillion dollar complaint gets picked apart by a room unwilling to let its logic slide.
A 40 trillion dollar lawsuit complaint becomes a collision between grand theory and sharp editorial doubt. The discussion tracks the document from a radio stunt and its alleged fallout to claims that the U.S.
A grim run of unusual deaths becomes a brisk comic argument about what counts as dying strangely.
Citation Needed treats unusual deaths as a grim comedy workshop, with Noah steering the autopsy while Cecil and Tom lean into the grosser edges.
Chaos, jokes, politics, and stubborn hope.
Football arguments with the edges left on.
News, jokes, panic, repeat.
A podcast episode where the hosts discuss a man who was convinced by ChatGPT that he invented revolutionary math to become a superhero.
The hosts of Citation Needed analyze a real lawsuit filed by Jacob Chansley, the 'QAnon Shaman,' against the U.S., Donald Trump, and entities like T-Mobile and the IMF.
The hosts of Citation Needed discuss the 1971 party thrown by the Shah of Iran to celebrate the 2,500th anniversary of the Persian Empire, considered history's most expensive party.
The hosts introduce the topic of the Office of Strategic Services (OSS) and its role in sabotaging Nazis during World War II.
A reading of Hans Christian Andersen's classic fairy tale 'The Fir-Tree' about a young tree that longs for a different life.
The hosts of Citation Needed explore a series of unusual deaths from history, reading from Wikipedia articles with comedic commentary.
The hosts of Citation Needed introduce and discuss the concept of looksmaxxing, a trend among young men to maximize physical attractiveness through various interventions.
The hosts of Citation Needed introduce themselves and banter before revealing the topic of the episode.
The hosts of Citation Needed discuss their tradition of releasing prank episodes on April Fools' Day, including a fake corrupted JonBenet Ramsey episode.
The hosts of Citation Needed humorously introduce themselves and discuss conspiracy theories before diving into the placebo effect.
Citation Needed hosts Heath, Tom, Eli and Marsh work through the Wikipedia article on Guy Fawkes and the Gunpowder Plot, which led to the Bonfire Night holiday still observed in England.
Citation Needed's "Competitive Watersliding" uses Josh Fowler's 2010 Outdoor Magazine article to examine German speed shooting, where athletes approach 50 miles per hour on water slides.
Citation Needed hosts Eli Bosnick, Noah, Tom and Cecil pair two stories prompted by the HBO series The Pit and framed as histories at risk of being erased, namely Pittsburgh's Freedom House Ambulance Service and aviator Bessie Coleman.
Citation Needed hosts Noah, Eli, Cecil, Tom and Heath read Joanna Berkman's Free Press article "What Happened to Silicon Valley's Most Infamous Thought Criminal" about James Damore, who wrote the 2017 Google memo "Google's Ideological Echo Chamber." The article follows Damore from a 17th-century cathedral in Luxembourg, where he lives as a self-described digital hermit with a grayscale Android phone, back to his $500,000-a-year senior software engineer job at Google.