The Don't Call Me White Girl Show

Rebel Hill Productions

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Fast gossip, sharp jokes, harder truths.

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The Don't Call Me White Girl Show is loud, quick-moving humor commentary built around trending topics, internet drama, and personal detours. Its best moments turn a roast into a moral read, then swerve back into banter before anyone can settle in.

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About The Don't Call Me White Girl Show

The Don't Call Me White Girl Show treats the weekly topic list like a starting rumor, not a map. It moves fast. A death, a rapper dispute, a reality-couple breakup, or a viral family conflict can turn into a long argument about loyalty, exploitation, money, romance, parenting, race, or public shame. The show is built around blunt comic judgment, but it is not only insult comedy. The jokes often clear space for a serious read. When the conversation turns to Afro Man, police raids, and political allegiance, the tone shifts from ridicule to suspicion and frustration. When Gucci and Poo come up, the panel circles the mess from a loyalty standpoint, weighing public image against business and family. It has a crowded-room feel. Phelps, Derek, guests, and off-mic references create interruptions, callbacks, side quests, and sudden corrections. The lead voice is the engine, but the looseness matters because the tangents are often where the show finds its real subject. Relationship segments can be just as intense as gossip segments. What Would Demona Do brings listener problems into the same high-pressure comic court, where a haircut, a marriage, a group chat, and a mortgage can all become evidence. The show also spends time on bodies, attraction, aging, health, social media fallout, stand-up, Patreon plans, and the strange business of being watched online. It is proudly informal. It does not package every point neatly, and that is part of the appeal. The humor is aggressive without pretending to be objective. The sincerity arrives sideways. For listeners who want calm media criticism, it will be too loud and too unruly. For listeners who like gossip turned into a full-contact social argument, it has a distinctive snap.

Made for: For comedy listeners who like blunt trending-topic commentary, chaotic banter, and social takes that move from ridiculous to serious without warning. Best suited to audiences comfortable with adult themes and confrontational humor.

What sets it apart: It turns messy internet and gossip stories into street-level moral arguments, not tidy recaps. The interruptions, personal detours, and recurring advice bits make the show feel live, crowded, and unpredictable.

In their own words

Don’t Call Me White Girl is back — revamped, unfiltered, and louder than ever. Each week, Mona tackles the wildest trending topics with her signature raw humor and “your-favorite-cousin” energy. Expect comedy, chaos, and the honest takes you didn’t know you needed. Welcome to the Realest podcast on Earth!

As heard by us

Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Mona makes pop-culture judgment funny by letting headlines collide with personal experience and disagreement in the room.

The Don't Call Me White Girl Show turns celebrity news and hip-hop disputes into an argument already in full swing, with relationship talk liable to barge in before anyone has settled the first point.

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Mona can turn a haircut dilemma into a mortgage audit before you have time to pick a side.

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  • a celebrity feud treated with the intensity your group chat reserves for family business
  • Mona and Phelps to turn a hip-hop loyalty dispute into an argument you can take sides in
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Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

Lemon Pepper Baby | EP. 15 | The DCMWG ShowApr 15, 2026

A loose, sharp argument about legacy, loyalty, and how fame gets judged.

The episode opens on Africa Bambaataa's death and the collapse of a legacy, then slides into a rough argument about Gucci Mane, jail, money, and loyalty.

Can I Talk?!? | EP. 14 | The DCMWG Show with Blaq RonApr 8, 2026

A loose, good-natured exchange with teasing chemistry and a sharper thread about vulnerability and performance.

The segment finds Black Ron, a comedian, actor, and professor from Texas, in easy back-and-forth with the host from the start. The conversation moves through his background, familiar-face recognition, reality-TV talk, and a wider question about what feels real once public life…

Chyna, Tokyo, Morocco | EP. 13 | The DCMWG ShowApr 1, 2026

A vicious roast that starts with Tokyo Tony and keeps widening the blast radius.

This episode goes hard fast: Tokyo Tony is the entry point, but the real game is a wide, ugly roast about vanity, chaos, and public self destruction. The back and forth carries it.

Help The Bear | EP. 12 | The DCMWG ShowMar 25, 2026

A loud, fast episode where gossip turns into a hard read on disrespect, desire, and self-definition.

The episode starts with Afro Man's run-in with police, then uses that raid to work through theft, disrespect, and the pull of his revenge songs. The hosts keep the pace moving with enough commentary to give the segment some bite, even if it occasionally feels a little breathless.

She Burnt Me | EP. 2 | The DCMWG ShowDec 31, 2025

Loose, fast, and personal, this episode turns studio banter into an in-the-moment comic check-in.

The episode starts in a burst of studio banter, with the host doing a quick self-check: she felt off last time, has a lot on her plate, and feels better now.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Some Smart Dogs | EP. 38 | The DCMWG Show

    Sep 23, 2026·1h 2m
  2. 2

    Boy Please | EP. 37 | The DCMWG Show with Dee Smith

    Sep 16, 2026·40m
  3. 3

    It's A Gremlin | EP. 36 | The DCMWG Show

    Sep 9, 2026·1h 12m
  4. 4

    Dogs in Suits | EP. 35 | The DCMWG Show

    Sep 2, 2026·49m
  5. 5

    I'm Really Her | EP. 34 | The DCMWG with Crazy Handz

    Aug 26, 2026·1h 28m
  6. 6

    ChatGPT Unhinged | EP. 33 | The DCMWG Show

    Aug 19, 2026·1h 15m
  7. 7

    Mr. Face Tat | EP. 32 | The DCMWG Show

    Aug 12, 2026·1h 13m
  8. 8

    Yuck, Black Boy Joy | EP 31 | The DCMWG Show w/ KevOnStage

    Aug 5, 2026·1h 22m
  9. 9

    Sharkeisha Pizza | EP. 30 | The DCMWG Show

    Jul 29, 2026·1h 27m
  10. 10

    Hot Sauce to Soy Sauce | EP. 29 | The DCMWG Show

    Jul 22, 2026·58m
  11. 11

    Black Frog Jump | EP. 28 | The DCMWG Show

    Jul 15, 2026·57m
  12. 12

    True Crime Time | EP. 27 | The DCMWG Show

    Jul 8, 2026·42m
  13. 13

    The Culture Reunion | EP. 26 | The DCMWG Show

    Jul 1, 2026·1h 19m
  14. 14

    The Elephant in the Room | EP. 25 | The DCMWG Show

    Jun 24, 2026·1h 11m
  15. 15

    Not My Buttercup | EP. 24 | The DCMWG Show

    Jun 17, 2026·54m
  16. 16

    Hopscotch Over 'Em | EP 23 | The DCMWG Show

    Jun 10, 2026·49m
  17. 17

    Whatever You See | EP. 22 | The DCMWG Show with Alonzo Arnold

    Jun 3, 2026·46m
  18. 18

    Fat Sunshine | EP. 21 | The DCMWG Show

    May 27, 2026·1h 26m
  19. 19

    Let’s Keep it 100

    May 20, 2026·54m
  20. 20

    Covid Money | EP. 19 | The DCMWG Show with Big Bank

    May 13, 2026·1h 7m
  21. 21

    Meg, Michael, and the Minister | EP. 18 | The DCMWG Show

    May 6, 2026·51m
  22. 22

    Survival Crimes | EP. 17 | The DCMWG Show with Dominique Morgan

    Apr 29, 2026·1h 14m
  23. 23

    It's Called Accountability | EP. 16 | The DCMWG Show

    Apr 22, 2026·1h
  24. 24

    Lemon Pepper Baby | EP. 15 | The DCMWG Show

    The show opens with the host sounding sick, and the room is already moving fast.

    Apr 15, 2026·57m·3 clips
  25. 25

    Can I Talk?!? | EP. 14 | The DCMWG Show with Blaq Ron

    Hidden gem

    The hosts bring Black Ron in like somebody they have been trying to catch for a minute.

    Apr 8, 2026·1h 19m·5 clips
  26. 26

    Chyna, Tokyo, Morocco | EP. 13 | The DCMWG Show

    The host starts by circling back to Tokyo Tony and wastes no time locking in a nasty, funny tone.

    Apr 1, 2026·1h·4 clips
  27. 27

    Help The Bear | EP. 12 | The DCMWG Show

    It opens on Afro Man.

    Mar 25, 2026·1h 11m·5 clips
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    Hey Mr. Officer | EP. 11 | The DCMWG Show

    The hosts apologize for missing last week's episode, introduce a guest from Boston, and discuss nicknames and a hat sent by fans.

    Mar 18, 2026·1h 5m
  29. 29

    I Am Alive | EP. 10 | The DCMWG Show

    The host returns to discuss personal health issues, bullying, and life changes with co-host Phelps.

    Mar 4, 2026·41m
  30. 30

    The Wrong Motivation | EP. 9 | The DCMWG Show

    Feb 18, 2026·1h 22m
  31. 31

    Bad Aunt Bunny | EP. 8 | The DCMWG Show

    Feb 11, 2026·51m
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    This is a Pu$$y Pod | EP. 7 | The DCMWG Show

    Feb 4, 2026·49m
  33. 33

    DooDoo Water | Ep 6 | The DCMWG Show

    Jan 29, 2026·57m
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    Vaginal Body Count | Ep. 5 | The DCMWG Show

    The host rants about her weight gain in 2016, her move to Iron Hill, and her increasing psychosis, while interacting with a guest about his unusual sunglasses.

    Jan 21, 2026·1h 8m
  35. 35

    Chocolate Milk | EP. 4 | The DCMWG Show

    The hosts of The DCMWG Show discuss their location by the School Kill river, introduce co-host Phelps Hugo, and touch on personal topics like dating and social media behavior.

    Jan 14, 2026·1h 20m
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    Lil Hand, Big Mouth | EP. 3 | The DCMWG Show

    Hosts rant about stolen groceries and Phelps' new workout routine on the Don't Call Me White Girl podcast.

    Jan 7, 2026·1h 1m
  37. 37

    She Burnt Me | EP. 2 | The DCMWG Show

    Hidden gem

    The episode opens in a loose studio scramble, with a welcome, a mic handoff, and a loud inside joke tone that treats the setup as part of the bit.

    Dec 31, 2025·1h 38m·1 clip
  38. 38

    The End of What Era?? | EP.1 | The DCMWG Show

    The host introduces a new independently owned podcast blessed by God, reflecting on a rough but necessary journey.

    Dec 23, 2025·31m