
News arguments with a comic bruise.
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Armstrong & Getty Podcast mixes political combat, world-news anxiety, and cranky everyday comedy at high speed. Iran, energy shocks, media phoniness, church arguments, fast food, and strange crime stories can all collide in the same stretch.
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About Armstrong & Getty Podcast
Armstrong & Getty Podcast is built on fast talk, sharp opinion, and comic whiplash. The show can begin in everyday banter and land hard in foreign policy within seconds. Iran, the Strait of Hormuz, oil supply, Trump, ceasefire talk, and military pressure form a clear part of its recent subject range. Religion also keeps surfacing, from churches and Catholic-Protestant tension to arguments about Islam, apocalyptic belief, and how outsiders read religious texts. The tone is blunt. It is rarely neutral. Media figures such as Megyn Kelly, Tucker, Candace Owens, Mark Halpern, and Rich Lowry appear as part of arguments about sincerity, audience-chasing, and public influence. The show is just as willing to veer toward domestic absurdity. A segment can swing from war footing to enlistment age, from 7-Eleven closures to oversized soda cups, from gas theft to a Xanax recall, from junk-food videos to a Babylon Bee joke. Those pivots are not interruptions to the format; they are the format. The comedy comes from collision, not polish. Serious claims are made with force, then undercut by teasing, mock grandeur, or a stray food complaint. Recent excerpts also show interest in crime stories, especially suspicious disappearance narratives, and in social conflicts around identity, politics, and moral language. Relationship talk appears too, usually as a practical argument about behavior rather than a therapy session. The show’s appeal is the sense of two voices thinking, arguing, and needling each other in public. It does not offer calm explainer journalism. It offers current affairs with heat, impatience, jokes, and sudden hard turns. For the right listener, that volatility is the point.
Made for: Suits a listener who wants current affairs delivered as fast, opinionated conversation, with room for jokes, interruptions, and abrupt detours. Best for people who prefer blunt talk-radio energy over careful explainer pacing.
What sets it apart: The show stands apart by letting major political and foreign-policy arguments crash directly into oddball everyday material. Its rhythm makes Iran, church, media feuds, convenience-store soda, and fast food feel like parts of one running argument.
In their own words
The hugely popular weekday The Armstrong & Getty Show is wildly entertaining, informative and laugh-out-loud funny, with a mixture of political commentary, observations on local, national, and international news and reflections on social issues. Armstrong and Getty’s comedic delivery, great guests, and super-charged on-air personas have made The Armstrong & Getty Show a morning addiction for Bay Area talk radio listeners.
As heard by us
Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026
Armstrong & Getty turns current events into a candid two-host argument about claims, motives and the assumptions hiding beneath headlines.
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty treat the day's politics as a running argument, moving between news audio, pointed interpretation and comic detours.
Why you'd press play
Strait of Hormuz tension can share a microphone with a cheese witch, if your brain likes sharp turns.
Press play if you want
- Jack and Joe to press on what an Iran ceasefire means while the strait stays closed
- their disbelief that gas prices could turn someone into a thief for a few dollars
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Episodes
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Goals & Connections
Jul 7, 2026·36m - 2
You Can't Recover From a Pause
Jack Armstrong revisits Graham Platner's Maine Senate campaign after Jenny Rassicott publicly accused him of rape; Platner denies the allegation.
Jul 7, 2026·36m·2 clips - 3
Groans Across the Nation!!!
Jul 7, 2026·37m - 4
It's Glorious to be a Chinese Communist!
Jun 25, 2026·38m - 5
Truly Odious Positions
Jun 25, 2026·37m - 6
Highly Contagious
Jun 25, 2026·36m - 7
Challenges & a Touch of Nihilism
Jun 24, 2026·38m - 8
Leverage & Billionaires
Jun 24, 2026·36m - 9
Backin' Up the Claims
Jun 24, 2026·38m - 10
Four New Tires, Ice Cold A/C!
Jun 23, 2026·38m - 11
A Cold Peace
Jun 23, 2026·38m - 12
Joe's House of Glocks
Jun 23, 2026·38m - 13
That Time Jack Ate...
Jun 22, 2026·37m - 14
A Declaration of Academic Bankruptcy
Jun 22, 2026·37m - 15
Watch Your Mouth, Or I'll Taunt You A Second Time!
Jun 22, 2026·36m - 16
I'm Stupid, He's a Jealous Fool!
Jun 18, 2026·37m - 17
Still Hard-Corp Jihadist?
Jun 18, 2026·38m - 18
A Slow-Motion Death Row
Jun 18, 2026·36m - 19
A Pig in a Poke
Jun 16, 2026·36m - 20
Public Servants & Bleeding Nipples
Jun 16, 2026·38m - 21
Details & Corruption
Jun 16, 2026·37m - 22
The Most Punching at the White House Since....
Jun 15, 2026·37m - 23
He's Rich...She's a Man
Jun 15, 2026·37m - 24
We're Doomed...But Don't Worry About It!
Jun 15, 2026·37m - 25
There Are No Barbarians at the Gate
Jun 12, 2026·37m - 26
Let's Not Make a Deal
Jun 12, 2026·37m - 27
Mockery & Marxists
Jun 12, 2026·37m - 28
Violent & Vicious
Jun 11, 2026·37m - 29
Practical Things
Jun 11, 2026·37m - 30
The Prince Didn't Win the Lottery!
Jun 11, 2026·36m - 31
Practical Things
Jun 10, 2026·37m - 32
The Ballad of Burger Jim
Jun 10, 2026·36m - 33
The Southern Progressive Loot Center
Jun 10, 2026·37m - 34
What Kind of Creeper?!
Jun 9, 2026·37m - 35
Pricks, Knicks & POTUS Picks!
Jun 9, 2026·37m - 36
Tiny Organism, Profound Impact
Jun 9, 2026·36m - 37
An Unintended Eulogy
Jun 8, 2026·37m - 38
The Main Goal
Jun 8, 2026·36m - 39
Crooked or Stupid
Jun 8, 2026·37m - 40
Kaska Reacts to Slush Fund Scandal
Jun 5, 2026·37m - 41
They Really Hate Each Other
Jun 5, 2026·38m - 42
Take a Zester To That Lemon
Jun 5, 2026·37m - 43
Time to Close Congress!
Jun 4, 2026·37m - 44
Like a Circus!!
Jun 4, 2026·38m - 45
Man's Inhumanity to Man
Jun 4, 2026·37m - 46
The Whiplash/The Griping
Jun 3, 2026·37m - 47
Can't Get an Erection, Can't Get A Job
Jun 3, 2026·38m - 48
You're Fired! I'm Fired? Yes, You're Fired!
Jun 3, 2026·37m - 49
Hope & Junkies
Jun 2, 2026·37m - 50
Even If You Have Ebola!
Jun 2, 2026·38m - 51
The Sanctity Of Beards
Armstrong and Getty cover the Strait of Hormuz standoff and its implications for global jet fuel supply, with Europe reportedly having roughly six weeks of reserves as of the recording.
Apr 17, 2026·36m·2 clips - 52
He Rides A Motorcycle & Saves Ducklings
Jack Armstrong broadcasts from home while monitoring five baby ducklings he and his son Henry rescued from their swimming pool the previous night, and the story becomes a recurring thread through the episode.
Apr 17, 2026·37m·2 clips - 53
A Trans Cat
Hidden gemJack Armstrong and Joe Getty of the Armstrong and Getty Show discuss the Trump-Pope Francis feud over US strikes on Iran, with Armstrong quoting Father Gerald Murray's just-war doctrine to rebut the Pope's 'masters of war' characterization.
Apr 17, 2026·38m·2 clips - 54
Ah... They're Fighting Again!
Armstrong and Getty discuss 7-Eleven closing 645 stores due to inflation and softening personal consumption, with humorous commentary on American soda cup sizes.
Apr 16, 2026·38m - 55
She Knows Her Way Around A Pack Of Marlboros
Apr 16, 2026·37m - 56
Too Many Ks!
The episode discusses the U.S.
Apr 16, 2026·37m - 57
And The Horse You Rode In On
Apr 15, 2026·37m - 58
You Stop Scanning Ass When You Get Married, Joe!
Apr 15, 2026·37m - 59
What Yall Got This Robot Dog In Here For?
Apr 15, 2026·37m - 60
All We Have Left Is Coconut Mocha
Apr 14, 2026·36m - 61
A New Level Of Soft
Apr 14, 2026·38m - 62
We're Going To Know You Better Than Your Proctologist
Apr 14, 2026·37m - 63
Shut Up, Pope.
Apr 13, 2026·37m - 64
You're An Infant. Get Back In Your Playpen.
Apr 13, 2026·37m - 65
Nobody's Strikin' Nothin'
Apr 13, 2026·37m - 66
Well Meaning Softheads
Apr 10, 2026·37m - 67
She's The Queen Of A Dumb Person Trying To Sound Smart
Apr 10, 2026·37m - 68
Too Deep & You'll Drive Her Away!
Apr 10, 2026·36m - 69
He Probably Keeps Her Barefoot, Pregnant & Without A
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty debate whether the Strait of Hormuz is genuinely open after only four vessels passed through and Iran reportedly sought million-dollar tolls paid in Bitcoin or Trump crypto.
Apr 9, 2026·36m·2 clips - 70
My Lawn Is Racist
Apr 9, 2026·36m - 71
The Dog Must Be Walked!
Apr 9, 2026·37m - 72
Jack Is Coming Out As A Furry
Apr 8, 2026·37m - 73
What Are Tonsil Stones?!
Apr 8, 2026·36m - 74
What Is It With Murderous Idiots?!
Hidden gemJack Armstrong and Joe Getty analyze the US-Iran ceasefire following Operation Epic Fury, noting that the English and Farsi versions of the agreement appear to conflict — Trump claims Iran agreed to give up its nuclear program, while Iran publicly denies it.
Apr 8, 2026·36m·2 clips - 75
Hold My Diet Coke.
Apr 7, 2026·36m - 76
I'm Not Mad... I'm Just Disappointed.
Apr 7, 2026·37m - 77
Skinny Dudes
Apr 7, 2026·34m - 78
Line Up For Your AI Money Everybody!
Apr 6, 2026·36m - 79
Spacey McSpaceFace
Apr 6, 2026·37m - 80
That Is Reason Enough To Jail You
Apr 6, 2026·37m - 81
Our Hippopotamuses Are Shrinking?!
Apr 3, 2026·37m - 82
You're Too Old. You Have No Future.
Apr 3, 2026·36m - 83
She Ain't Muzzleable
Apr 3, 2026·36m - 84
I've Done Drugs, Folks!
Apr 2, 2026·36m - 85
Oh My God I Hate The Left
Apr 2, 2026·36m - 86
An Ass-teroid If You Will
Apr 2, 2026·36m - 87
Who's Your Daddy? I'm Your Daddy.
Apr 1, 2026·36m - 88
Huge, Huge Ridiculous Boobs!
Apr 1, 2026·37m - 89
I Couldn't Find My Pink Stretchy Shorts!!
Apr 1, 2026·36m - 90
A Zoo Of Racism & Misogyny
Mar 31, 2026·36m - 91
I Might Need The Paddles!
Mar 31, 2026·36m - 92
The Joe Biden Memorial Shelf
Mar 31, 2026·36m - 93
All I Know Is My Car's More Expensive!
Mar 30, 2026·36m - 94
Trump, Keep Your Hands Off This Woman's Penis
Mar 30, 2026·37m - 95
The Gonads Of The Country!
Mar 30, 2026·36m - 96
Dumb & Dysfunctional
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss Iran and military enlistment age in a humorous radio segment.
Mar 27, 2026·37m - 97
Thanks, Napoleon. You Jackass!
Armstrong and Getty discuss the Pentagon sending additional troops to a conflict zone and interview military analyst Mike Lyons about the air campaign.
Mar 27, 2026·36m - 98
When She Sits Around The House, She Sits Around The House
Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss March Madness brackets, the lone remaining perfect bracket, and rooting for the Illinois Fighting Illini.
Mar 27, 2026·37m - 99
Deliberately Built to be Addictive!
Mar 26, 2026·36m - 100
He Overcame So Much!
Mar 26, 2026·36m