Armstrong & Getty Podcast

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News arguments with a comic bruise.

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Armstrong & Getty Podcast mixes political combat, world-news anxiety, and cranky everyday comedy at high speed. Iran, energy shocks, media phoniness, church arguments, fast food, and strange crime stories can all collide in the same stretch.

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About Armstrong & Getty Podcast

Armstrong & Getty Podcast is built on fast talk, sharp opinion, and comic whiplash. The show can begin in everyday banter and land hard in foreign policy within seconds. Iran, the Strait of Hormuz, oil supply, Trump, ceasefire talk, and military pressure form a clear part of its recent subject range. Religion also keeps surfacing, from churches and Catholic-Protestant tension to arguments about Islam, apocalyptic belief, and how outsiders read religious texts. The tone is blunt. It is rarely neutral. Media figures such as Megyn Kelly, Tucker, Candace Owens, Mark Halpern, and Rich Lowry appear as part of arguments about sincerity, audience-chasing, and public influence. The show is just as willing to veer toward domestic absurdity. A segment can swing from war footing to enlistment age, from 7-Eleven closures to oversized soda cups, from gas theft to a Xanax recall, from junk-food videos to a Babylon Bee joke. Those pivots are not interruptions to the format; they are the format. The comedy comes from collision, not polish. Serious claims are made with force, then undercut by teasing, mock grandeur, or a stray food complaint. Recent excerpts also show interest in crime stories, especially suspicious disappearance narratives, and in social conflicts around identity, politics, and moral language. Relationship talk appears too, usually as a practical argument about behavior rather than a therapy session. The show’s appeal is the sense of two voices thinking, arguing, and needling each other in public. It does not offer calm explainer journalism. It offers current affairs with heat, impatience, jokes, and sudden hard turns. For the right listener, that volatility is the point.

Made for: Suits a listener who wants current affairs delivered as fast, opinionated conversation, with room for jokes, interruptions, and abrupt detours. Best for people who prefer blunt talk-radio energy over careful explainer pacing.

What sets it apart: The show stands apart by letting major political and foreign-policy arguments crash directly into oddball everyday material. Its rhythm makes Iran, church, media feuds, convenience-store soda, and fast food feel like parts of one running argument.

In their own words

The hugely popular weekday The Armstrong & Getty Show is wildly entertaining, informative and laugh-out-loud funny, with a mixture of political commentary, observations on local, national, and international news and reflections on social issues. Armstrong and Getty’s comedic delivery, great guests, and super-charged on-air personas have made The Armstrong & Getty Show a morning addiction for Bay Area talk radio listeners.

As heard by us

Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Armstrong & Getty turns current events into a candid two-host argument about claims, motives and the assumptions hiding beneath headlines.

Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty treat the day's politics as a running argument, moving between news audio, pointed interpretation and comic detours.

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Why you'd press play

Strait of Hormuz tension can share a microphone with a cheese witch, if your brain likes sharp turns.

Press play if you want

  • Jack and Joe to press on what an Iran ceasefire means while the strait stays closed
  • their disbelief that gas prices could turn someone into a thief for a few dollars
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Iran and the Strait of HormuzU.S. politics and Trumpmedia figures and public sincerityreligion and moral beliefenergy prices and oil supplycrime and suspicious disappearancesfast food and consumer habitssocial-issue arguments

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  1. 1

    Goals & Connections

    Jul 7, 2026·36m
  2. 2

    You Can't Recover From a Pause

    Jack Armstrong revisits Graham Platner's Maine Senate campaign after Jenny Rassicott publicly accused him of rape; Platner denies the allegation.

    Jul 7, 2026·36m·2 clips
  3. 3

    Groans Across the Nation!!!

    Jul 7, 2026·37m
  4. 4

    It's Glorious to be a Chinese Communist!

    Jun 25, 2026·38m
  5. 5

    Truly Odious Positions

    Jun 25, 2026·37m
  6. 6

    Highly Contagious

    Jun 25, 2026·36m
  7. 7

    Challenges & a Touch of Nihilism

    Jun 24, 2026·38m
  8. 8

    Leverage & Billionaires

    Jun 24, 2026·36m
  9. 9

    Backin' Up the Claims

    Jun 24, 2026·38m
  10. 10

    Four New Tires, Ice Cold A/C!

    Jun 23, 2026·38m
  11. 11

    A Cold Peace

    Jun 23, 2026·38m
  12. 12

    Joe's House of Glocks

    Jun 23, 2026·38m
  13. 13

    That Time Jack Ate...

    Jun 22, 2026·37m
  14. 14

    A Declaration of Academic Bankruptcy

    Jun 22, 2026·37m
  15. 15

    Watch Your Mouth, Or I'll Taunt You A Second Time!

    Jun 22, 2026·36m
  16. 16

    I'm Stupid, He's a Jealous Fool!

    Jun 18, 2026·37m
  17. 17

    Still Hard-Corp Jihadist?

    Jun 18, 2026·38m
  18. 18

    A Slow-Motion Death Row

    Jun 18, 2026·36m
  19. 19

    A Pig in a Poke

    Jun 16, 2026·36m
  20. 20

    Public Servants & Bleeding Nipples

    Jun 16, 2026·38m
  21. 21

    Details & Corruption

    Jun 16, 2026·37m
  22. 22

    The Most Punching at the White House Since....

    Jun 15, 2026·37m
  23. 23

    He's Rich...She's a Man

    Jun 15, 2026·37m
  24. 24

    We're Doomed...But Don't Worry About It!

    Jun 15, 2026·37m
  25. 25

    There Are No Barbarians at the Gate

    Jun 12, 2026·37m
  26. 26

    Let's Not Make a Deal

    Jun 12, 2026·37m
  27. 27

    Mockery & Marxists

    Jun 12, 2026·37m
  28. 28

    Violent & Vicious

    Jun 11, 2026·37m
  29. 29

    Practical Things

    Jun 11, 2026·37m
  30. 30

    The Prince Didn't Win the Lottery!

    Jun 11, 2026·36m
  31. 31

    Practical Things

    Jun 10, 2026·37m
  32. 32

    The Ballad of Burger Jim

    Jun 10, 2026·36m
  33. 33

    The Southern Progressive Loot Center

    Jun 10, 2026·37m
  34. 34

    What Kind of Creeper?!

    Jun 9, 2026·37m
  35. 35

    Pricks, Knicks & POTUS Picks!

    Jun 9, 2026·37m
  36. 36

    Tiny Organism, Profound Impact

    Jun 9, 2026·36m
  37. 37

    An Unintended Eulogy

    Jun 8, 2026·37m
  38. 38

    The Main Goal

    Jun 8, 2026·36m
  39. 39

    Crooked or Stupid

    Jun 8, 2026·37m
  40. 40

    Kaska Reacts to Slush Fund Scandal

    Jun 5, 2026·37m
  41. 41

    They Really Hate Each Other

    Jun 5, 2026·38m
  42. 42

    Take a Zester To That Lemon

    Jun 5, 2026·37m
  43. 43

    Time to Close Congress!

    Jun 4, 2026·37m
  44. 44

    Like a Circus!!

    Jun 4, 2026·38m
  45. 45

    Man's Inhumanity to Man

    Jun 4, 2026·37m
  46. 46

    The Whiplash/The Griping

    Jun 3, 2026·37m
  47. 47

    Can't Get an Erection, Can't Get A Job

    Jun 3, 2026·38m
  48. 48

    You're Fired! I'm Fired? Yes, You're Fired!

    Jun 3, 2026·37m
  49. 49

    Hope & Junkies

    Jun 2, 2026·37m
  50. 50

    Even If You Have Ebola!

    Jun 2, 2026·38m
  51. 51

    The Sanctity Of Beards

    Armstrong and Getty cover the Strait of Hormuz standoff and its implications for global jet fuel supply, with Europe reportedly having roughly six weeks of reserves as of the recording.

    Apr 17, 2026·36m·2 clips
  52. 52

    He Rides A Motorcycle & Saves Ducklings

    Jack Armstrong broadcasts from home while monitoring five baby ducklings he and his son Henry rescued from their swimming pool the previous night, and the story becomes a recurring thread through the episode.

    Apr 17, 2026·37m·2 clips
  53. 53

    A Trans Cat

    Hidden gem

    Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty of the Armstrong and Getty Show discuss the Trump-Pope Francis feud over US strikes on Iran, with Armstrong quoting Father Gerald Murray's just-war doctrine to rebut the Pope's 'masters of war' characterization.

    Apr 17, 2026·38m·2 clips
  54. 54

    Ah... They're Fighting Again!

    Armstrong and Getty discuss 7-Eleven closing 645 stores due to inflation and softening personal consumption, with humorous commentary on American soda cup sizes.

    Apr 16, 2026·38m
  55. 55

    She Knows Her Way Around A Pack Of Marlboros

    Apr 16, 2026·37m
  56. 56

    Too Many Ks!

    The episode discusses the U.S.

    Apr 16, 2026·37m
  57. 57

    And The Horse You Rode In On

    Apr 15, 2026·37m
  58. 58

    You Stop Scanning Ass When You Get Married, Joe!

    Apr 15, 2026·37m
  59. 59

    What Yall Got This Robot Dog In Here For?

    Apr 15, 2026·37m
  60. 60

    All We Have Left Is Coconut Mocha

    Apr 14, 2026·36m
  61. 61

    A New Level Of Soft

    Apr 14, 2026·38m
  62. 62

    We're Going To Know You Better Than Your Proctologist

    Apr 14, 2026·37m
  63. 63

    Shut Up, Pope.

    Apr 13, 2026·37m
  64. 64

    You're An Infant. Get Back In Your Playpen.

    Apr 13, 2026·37m
  65. 65

    Nobody's Strikin' Nothin'

    Apr 13, 2026·37m
  66. 66

    Well Meaning Softheads

    Apr 10, 2026·37m
  67. 67

    She's The Queen Of A Dumb Person Trying To Sound Smart

    Apr 10, 2026·37m
  68. 68

    Too Deep & You'll Drive Her Away!

    Apr 10, 2026·36m
  69. 69

    He Probably Keeps Her Barefoot, Pregnant & Without A

    Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty debate whether the Strait of Hormuz is genuinely open after only four vessels passed through and Iran reportedly sought million-dollar tolls paid in Bitcoin or Trump crypto.

    Apr 9, 2026·36m·2 clips
  70. 70

    My Lawn Is Racist

    Apr 9, 2026·36m
  71. 71

    The Dog Must Be Walked!

    Apr 9, 2026·37m
  72. 72

    Jack Is Coming Out As A Furry

    Apr 8, 2026·37m
  73. 73

    What Are Tonsil Stones?!

    Apr 8, 2026·36m
  74. 74

    What Is It With Murderous Idiots?!

    Hidden gem

    Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty analyze the US-Iran ceasefire following Operation Epic Fury, noting that the English and Farsi versions of the agreement appear to conflict — Trump claims Iran agreed to give up its nuclear program, while Iran publicly denies it.

    Apr 8, 2026·36m·2 clips
  75. 75

    Hold My Diet Coke.

    Apr 7, 2026·36m
  76. 76

    I'm Not Mad... I'm Just Disappointed.

    Apr 7, 2026·37m
  77. 77

    Skinny Dudes

    Apr 7, 2026·34m
  78. 78

    Line Up For Your AI Money Everybody!

    Apr 6, 2026·36m
  79. 79

    Spacey McSpaceFace

    Apr 6, 2026·37m
  80. 80

    That Is Reason Enough To Jail You

    Apr 6, 2026·37m
  81. 81

    Our Hippopotamuses Are Shrinking?!

    Apr 3, 2026·37m
  82. 82

    You're Too Old. You Have No Future.

    Apr 3, 2026·36m
  83. 83

    She Ain't Muzzleable

    Apr 3, 2026·36m
  84. 84

    I've Done Drugs, Folks!

    Apr 2, 2026·36m
  85. 85

    Oh My God I Hate The Left

    Apr 2, 2026·36m
  86. 86

    An Ass-teroid If You Will

    Apr 2, 2026·36m
  87. 87

    Who's Your Daddy? I'm Your Daddy.

    Apr 1, 2026·36m
  88. 88

    Huge, Huge Ridiculous Boobs!

    Apr 1, 2026·37m
  89. 89

    I Couldn't Find My Pink Stretchy Shorts!!

    Apr 1, 2026·36m
  90. 90

    A Zoo Of Racism & Misogyny

    Mar 31, 2026·36m
  91. 91

    I Might Need The Paddles!

    Mar 31, 2026·36m
  92. 92

    The Joe Biden Memorial Shelf

    Mar 31, 2026·36m
  93. 93

    All I Know Is My Car's More Expensive!

    Mar 30, 2026·36m
  94. 94

    Trump, Keep Your Hands Off This Woman's Penis

    Mar 30, 2026·37m
  95. 95

    The Gonads Of The Country!

    Mar 30, 2026·36m
  96. 96

    Dumb & Dysfunctional

    Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss Iran and military enlistment age in a humorous radio segment.

    Mar 27, 2026·37m
  97. 97

    Thanks, Napoleon. You Jackass!

    Armstrong and Getty discuss the Pentagon sending additional troops to a conflict zone and interview military analyst Mike Lyons about the air campaign.

    Mar 27, 2026·36m
  98. 98

    When She Sits Around The House, She Sits Around The House

    Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty discuss March Madness brackets, the lone remaining perfect bracket, and rooting for the Illinois Fighting Illini.

    Mar 27, 2026·37m
  99. 99

    Deliberately Built to be Addictive!

    Mar 26, 2026·36m
  100. 100

    He Overcame So Much!

    Mar 26, 2026·36m