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Sunny Coast banter, weaponised into bits.

The gist

Archie & Bretz runs on loose Australian banter, mock-serious framing, and bits that escalate before anyone can tidy them up. Golf weekends, neighbour hedge disputes, fake space crosses, and listener stories all become fuel for fast callbacks and affectionate nonsense.

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About Archie & Bretz - 92.7 Mix FM

Archie & Bretz is a Sunshine Coast drive show that treats the ordinary afternoon as if it has breaking-news potential. It moves quickly. A tiny domestic standoff, a strange sports story, a half-remembered musical, or a caller's family anecdote can all become the centre of the universe for a few minutes. The tone is loose and Australian, but the structure is sharper than the mess suggests. Bits arrive through fake grand introductions, station-style stingers, prize prompts, and calls that give the room something new to bounce off. The show likes a question with a bad answer. Did a neighbour deserve free hedge trimming forever? Can a squash player's awkward contact be defended with legalistic nonsense? What happens when astronauts are imagined as blissfully unaware of Earth's chaos? How late is too late for a rock gig when parking has not been planned? These are not treated as polished debates. They are treated as comic machinery. Archie & Bretz works best when the banter stacks up in little accelerations: setup, interruption, escalation, callback, then a sudden swerve into something even less sensible. The episodes sampled here also show a strong appetite for listener participation, from children saying uncomfortable things to competitions involving Adam, the measuring man. Local texture matters. Mix FM, the Sunny Coast, Noosa, Nambour, Cotton Tree Meats, Kingsborough Beach Tavern, and weekend sport all keep the show grounded while the jokes spin out. The humour can be crude, but it usually lands as knockabout mischief rather than meanness. There is also a recurring self-mockery in the way the show sells itself as less grand than the voiceover promises. That undercutting keeps the energy from turning smug. It is a podcast version of catching the funniest stretch of a live radio shift, with the ads and segment wrappers still close enough to smell the studio coffee. For people who enjoy quick local banter, caller chaos, and bits that refuse to behave, it has a sturdy little engine.

Made for: Best for fans of fast Australian radio comedy, caller-driven prompts, local references, and absurd riffs that start small and grow ridiculous. It also suits listeners who like podcast clips that feel live, messy, and socially playful.

What sets it apart: The show turns drive-time radio furniture itself into part of the joke: voiceovers, fake exclusives, prize reads, caller lines, and segment names all become comic props. Its local Sunshine Coast setting keeps even the strangest bits anchored in everyday places and petty dilemmas.

In their own words

The most inspiring, innovative, and generous radio hosts alive – were unavailable for this show, so Mix FM got Archie & Bretz instead for the drive home.Archie & Bretz have hosted radio around Australia and the world, becoming known for their audacious stunts, outrageous antics and a show that genuinely strived to be feel inclusive for every single listener. The boys share a love for sketch comedy on the radio, and every show is guaranteed to be as chock full of jokes as possible (warning: joke quality will vary).Keep your ears peeled – when Archie & Bretz are involved, you can bet your radi...

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Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Archie and Bretz turn local callers, minor dilemmas and absurd news into quick, self-mocking comedy for grown-up family listening.

Archie and Bretz turn a Sunshine Coast drive show into a brisk comedy catch-up, moving between ordinary grievances, listener calls and sketches that happily stretch a flimsy premise.

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A barbecue becomes a six-week back-seat passenger, and somehow you're emotionally invested.

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  • your everyday annoyances inflated into call-in spectacles, from forgotten car cargo to a neighbor's untrimmed hedge
  • Archie & Bretz turning absurd news into increasingly unnecessary courtroom-style arguments while you enjoy the escalation
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Best episodes of Archie & Bretz - 92.7 Mix FM

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Is This The Meanest Radio Prank Ever? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 15 AprilApr 16, 2026

A brisk, petty radio romp driven by banter, voiceover swagger, and a long-running grievance.

The episode turns a small favour into a noisy bit of radio theatre, with Archie and Brett letting banter and voiceover-style flourishes carry the social sting of asking for recognition 13 years after graduation.

Parenting Advice From A Single 29-Year-Old Bloke With No Kids | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 09 AprilApr 10, 2026

A small domestic dispute made funny by brisk banter and local radio energy.

Archie and Brett turn a night out into a small, funny mess of domestic and social life: the gig at Kingsborough Beach Tavern, the shared hedge, and the argument over whether an old neighborly arrangement should survive a house sale.

So That's Why They Call Him 'Willy' Wonka | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 08 AprilApr 8, 2026

A brisk drive-show episode that moves from a listener dare to an Artemis 2 gag.

Archie and Brett keep the pace brisk with a playful opening, a listener challenge built around getting lippy in public, and the standing offer to buy a drink for anyone who takes part.

They're Not Dead, They're Just Meditating In The Coffin | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 18 MarchMar 25, 2026

Coffin meditation gives Archie and Brett's local-radio podcast a weird, affectionate spark.

This drive-time Mix FM podcast turns local oddities into easy comic fuel, with coffin meditation sitting beside Adam the Measure Man's weekly guessing game and a lingering question about Peter's Roundabout.

Which Condom Brand Is Best For Altitude? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 19 MarchMar 25, 2026

Loose drive-time banter, fake news, and a soccer goal payoff.

Archie and Brett turn this stretch into a quick, silly ride, moving from ASMR and sleep videos to song-guessing and then into their mock-news bit, the Pineapple Post.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    The Wharfie Time Of Radio Shows | Archie & Bretz | Monday 28 September

    Sep 30, 2026·53m
  2. 2

    You Can't Book Dinner During The Grand Final! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 29 September

    Sep 30, 2026·24m
  3. 3

    The Elusive Panther Of Nambour | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 23 September

    Sep 29, 2026·27m
  4. 4

    You're Too Soft On Your Dog! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 22 September

    Sep 23, 2026·38m
  5. 5

    You Can't Do That During A Massage! | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 17 September

    Sep 22, 2026·43m
  6. 6

    Who Called Bretz Fat? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 21 September

    Sep 22, 2026·39m
  7. 7

    You Gotta Beg For That Meat Baby! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 18 September

    Sep 22, 2026·41m
  8. 8

    Bretz's Dark Past Revealed | Archie & Bretz | Friday 04 September

    Sep 22, 2026·26m
  9. 9

    She Only Left Me Because I Sneezed On Her | Archie & Bretz | Monday 14 September

    Sep 22, 2026·36m
  10. 10

    I Can't Believe You've Never Used This Product | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 03 September

    Sep 4, 2026·25m
  11. 11

    Is Archie About To Become A 'Swimfluencer'? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 01 September

    Sep 3, 2026·40m
  12. 12

    Why Won't You Buy My Sausage Sandwich T Shirt? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 02 September

    Sep 3, 2026·40m
  13. 13

    Is This The Worst Book Week Costume Of All Time? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 28 August

    Sep 1, 2026·1h
  14. 14

    Can Archie Outsmart The Removalists? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 31 August

    Sep 1, 2026·39m
  15. 15

    Christy's Card Party At Woolies | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 27 August

    Sep 1, 2026·1h 6m
  16. 16

    My Kid Did $6k Of Damage | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 20 August

    Aug 31, 2026·2m
  17. 17

    I Want A Barbershop Chorus To Sing In Woolies | Archie & Bretz | Friday 21 August

    Aug 31, 2026·28m
  18. 18

    Surely You Don't Wash Your Hands After Every Pee? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 24 August

    Aug 31, 2026·47m
  19. 19

    Is This Insane Behaviour On A Plane? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 25 August

    Aug 31, 2026·51m
  20. 20

    Shane Warne Made Me Dodge A Cab Fare | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 26 August

    Aug 31, 2026·41m
  21. 21

    Rocky Horror Podcast Show | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 19 August

    Aug 31, 2026·40m
  22. 22

    Why Is The Hold Music Sexy? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 18 August

    Aug 20, 2026·30m
  23. 23

    Live From The Bogies! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 17 August

    Aug 19, 2026·25m
  24. 24

    Going To Jail For The Census | Archie & Bretz | Friday 14 August

    Aug 17, 2026·32m
  25. 25

    You're Having A Sleepover At My Mum's? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 13 August

    Aug 14, 2026·38m
  26. 26

    This Is The Worst Movie I've Ever Seen | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 12 August

    Aug 14, 2026·38m
  27. 27

    What's So Funny About A Tub Of Ice-Cream? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 10 August

    Aug 12, 2026·39m
  28. 28

    I Fell Asleep At A U2 Concert And It's Bono's Fault | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 11 August

    Aug 12, 2026·32m
  29. 29

    The Pope's Knocked That On, It's Going To The Bunker! | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 05 August

    Aug 6, 2026·32m
  30. 30

    Does Your Father-In-Law Like Me More Than You? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 04 August

    Aug 6, 2026·41m
  31. 31

    I Ain't Getting That Bird Vaccine, It's An Inside Job! | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 06 August

    Aug 6, 2026·22m
  32. 32

    Mates Don't Let Mates Watch The Commonwealth Games | Archie & Bretz | Monday 03 August

    Aug 3, 2026·26m
  33. 33

    Mum Said I Won't Meet A Woman Dressed Like That | Archie & Bretz | Monday 27 July

    Jul 30, 2026·44m
  34. 34

    I Realised I Was Old When... | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 28 July

    Jul 30, 2026·48m
  35. 35

    Why Do Australian Men Always Do This In Carparks? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 29 July

    Jul 30, 2026·50m
  36. 36

    Are You Holding My Congratulations Card Ransom? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 24 July

    Jul 29, 2026·38m
  37. 37

    How The Odyssey Became Pillow Talk | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 22 July

    Jul 28, 2026·37m
  38. 38

    Holding Woolworths Hostage | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 23 July

    Jul 28, 2026·22m
  39. 39

    Barnaby Joyce Takes Dog Man's Crown | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 21 July

    Jul 21, 2026·34m
  40. 40

    Don't Make Having A Houseplant Your Personality | Archie & Bretz | Friday 17 July

    Jul 20, 2026·34m
  41. 41

    SBS Will Have To Go Back To Boobies! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 20 July

    Jul 20, 2026·32m
  42. 42

    England Lose World Cup Semi, And Why It's Meghan Markle's Fault | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 16 July

    Jul 17, 2026·22m
  43. 43

    I Cannot Believe You Fell Asleep In THAT Movie! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 14 July

    Jul 15, 2026·38m
  44. 44

    This Whipper Snippers Does Not Whip Nor Snip! | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 15 July

    Jul 15, 2026·29m
  45. 45

    The Big Walk To Suncorp Day 1 | Archie & Bretz | Monday 6 July

    Jul 14, 2026·37m
  46. 46

    The Big Walk To Suncorp Day 3 | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 8 July

    Jul 14, 2026·1h 9m
  47. 47

    I Told My Ex Not To Come To The Funeral! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 13 July

    Jul 14, 2026·44m
  48. 48

    A Barefoot In KFC Kind Of Day | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 9 July

    Jul 14, 2026·31m
  49. 49

    The Untold Story Of The Big Walk To Suncorp | Archie & Bretz

    Jul 14, 2026·1h 21m
  50. 50

    The Big Walk To Suncorp Day 2 | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 7 July

    Jul 14, 2026·48m
  51. 51

    The Best Moment Of Bretz's Life | Archie & Bretz | Monday 29 June

    Jul 3, 2026·24m
  52. 52

    You Can't Buy Used Products From An Adult Shop! | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 2 July

    Jul 3, 2026·45m
  53. 53

    Adam Measures His Customer | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 1 July

    Jul 3, 2026·43m
  54. 54

    You Cannot Walk On A Treadmill In A Ute | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 30 July

    Jul 3, 2026·34m
  55. 55

    The World's Best World Cup Correspondent - My Dad | Archie & Bretz | Friday 26 June

    Jul 3, 2026·34m
  56. 56

    The Great Game Of Payphone Tag | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 25 June

    Jul 3, 2026·38m
  57. 57

    You Called Our Boss An A**Hole In Public! | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 24 June

    Jul 3, 2026·40m
  58. 58

    Our Names Are Boring And So Is Our Country | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 23 June

    Jul 3, 2026·27m
  59. 59

    Is It Weird To Have This On Your Undies? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 22 June

    Jun 30, 2026·31m
  60. 60

    'That's A Good Question' | Billy Slater Joins Archie & Bretz

    Jun 29, 2026·5m
  61. 61

    A Male Karen Is An 'Archie' | Archie & Bretz | Friday 19 June

    Jun 22, 2026·38m
  62. 62

    This Is What Blue Balls Feels Like | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 18 June

    Jun 18, 2026·34m
  63. 63

    Trent Loiero: The Maroons Try-Scorer On Queensland's Game II Win | Archie & Bretz

    Jun 18, 2026·8m
  64. 64

    You Only Do WHAT Once A Day? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 16 June

    Jun 16, 2026·43m
  65. 65

    Live From Vancouver And New York! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 15 June

    Jun 16, 2026·32m
  66. 66

    I Was Scratched In An Underground Cat Fighting Racket | Archie & Bretz | Monday 8 June

    Jun 16, 2026·28m
  67. 67

    You Left Your Sexts On The Work Printer! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 5 June

    Jun 15, 2026·34m
  68. 68

    The Ugly Naked Guy At A Coffee Shop | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 4 June

    Jun 11, 2026·18m
  69. 69

    We Are Planning Co Chair La | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 2 June

    Jun 10, 2026·38m
  70. 70

    Where Did The Missing Naplan Tests Go? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 3 June

    Jun 10, 2026·30m
  71. 71

    When The Wiggles Went To The UFC | Archie & Bretz | Monday 1 June

    Jun 8, 2026·26m
  72. 72

    The Late Late Late Radio Show | Archie & Bretz | Friday 29 March

    Jun 5, 2026·30m
  73. 73

    Help I'm Trapped In A Car Park | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 28 May

    Jun 4, 2026·32m
  74. 74

    Is Soccer Boring? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 21 May

    Jun 2, 2026·26m
  75. 75

    Can Couples Share A Toothbrush? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 20 May

    May 28, 2026·19m
  76. 76

    I'm 30 And I Get Excited By Sheets! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 19 May

    May 21, 2026·33m
  77. 77

    He Had His Pants Around His Ankles At The Stadium Urinal! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 18 May

    May 20, 2026·37m
  78. 78

    Should Being School Captain Be On Your Resume? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 15 May

    May 20, 2026·31m
  79. 79

    You Planned Your Funeral Watching The Lion King? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 14 May

    May 15, 2026·27m
  80. 80

    Hang On, Didn't I Give You That Can Of Margarita? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 13 May

    May 13, 2026·37m
  81. 81

    Can You Wear Budgy Smugglers To The Museum? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 06 May

    May 7, 2026·36m
  82. 82

    Happy Birthday David Attenborough | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 05 May

    May 5, 2026·30m
  83. 83

    The Mums Final Face Off | Archie & Bretz | Friday 01 May

    May 5, 2026·31m
  84. 84

    Is It Weird To See The Devil Wears Prada 2 Alone? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 30 April

    May 5, 2026·28m
  85. 85

    Are We Seriously Fighting About 'Grease'? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 29 April

    May 1, 2026·37m
  86. 86

    Mum, Stop Talking About Nipples! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 28 April

    Apr 28, 2026·34m
  87. 87

    I Was Almost Killed By A Bowl | Archie & Bretz | Monday 27 April

    Apr 27, 2026·31m
  88. 88

    Is The Plural For Moose 'Meese'? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 24 April

    Apr 24, 2026·24m
  89. 89

    Roundabout Roulette | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 23 April

    Apr 24, 2026·50m
  90. 90

    Far Out, We're Talking About Insects Again | Archie & Bretz | Friday 17 April

    Apr 22, 2026·29m
  91. 91

    Should This Phrase Be Banned From All Gyms? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 16 April

    Apr 22, 2026·23m
  92. 92

    You're A Pimp For Lost Elderly Women? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 22 April

    Apr 22, 2026·29m
  93. 93

    My School Mates Think I'm A Loser! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 21 April

    Apr 22, 2026·30m
  94. 94

    Is This The Boldest Stunt Involving Roundabouts Ever? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 20 April

    Apr 22, 2026·24m
  95. 95

    Is This The Meanest Radio Prank Ever? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 15 April

    Hidden gem

    Archie and Brett kick off with a completely overblown bit of broadcast pomp.

    Apr 16, 2026·34m·2 clips
  96. 96

    There's A Whistling Hall Of Fame? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 13 April

    The hosts discuss their weekends, focusing on watching golf like the Masters and football, while joking about life phases and sports media.

    Apr 13, 2026·30m
  97. 97

    Parenting Advice From A Single 29-Year-Old Bloke With No Kids | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 09 April

    Hidden gem

    Archie and Bretts open with a mock-grand station intro before taking over the show in their usual loose, fast style.

    Apr 10, 2026·31m·2 clips
  98. 98

    A Lawn Mower Made You Give Birth? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 10 April

    Two hosts engage in absurd, improvised comedy about a fictional 'Friday nipple song' and the Yankovic family tree.

    Apr 10, 2026·19m
  99. 99

    Artemis II - Archie & Bretz Speak To The Crew | Archie & Bretz

    Archie and Bretz conduct a live exclusive interview with the Artemis II astronauts, discussing their record-breaking mission and the peaceful view of Earth from space.

    Apr 9, 2026·5m
  100. 100

    So That's Why They Call Him 'Willy' Wonka | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 08 April

    Hidden gem

    Archie and Brett's open runs hot and never quite settles.

    Apr 8, 2026·35m·2 clips
  101. 101

    You Had Your Wedding Anniversary At A Cricket Oval? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 07 April

    The hosts discuss their recent hiatus, joke about radio duos breaking up, and touch on a disagreement about the musical Jesus Christ Superstar.

    Apr 8, 2026·37m
  102. 102

    The Great Coffee Cup Scandal of 2026 | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 24 March

    Mar 25, 2026·42m
  103. 103

    The Inaugural 'Anything But A Surfboard' Competition | Archie & Bretz | Monday 23 March

    Mar 25, 2026·31m
  104. 104

    How Long Is Your Doctor's Forearm? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 25 March

    Hidden gem

    Archie & Brett on Mix FM open with a first-wedding-anniversary story about a tiny Thailand island, an ex-girlfriend at the same resort, and four uncomfortable nights of unavoidable overlap.

    Mar 25, 2026·42m·3 clips
  105. 105

    They're Not Dead, They're Just Meditating In The Coffin | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 18 March

    Hidden gem

    Archie and Brett bounce from a failed no-carb attempt to coffin meditation in Chiba, Japan, Peter's Roundabout on Bellinger Road, and a 1.3-centimetre sausage dog named Sizzle.

    Mar 25, 2026·27m·1 clip
  106. 106

    Which Condom Brand Is Best For Altitude? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 19 March

    Hidden gem

    Archie and Brett open with a fake grand launch and then take over the mic themselves.

    Mar 25, 2026·33m·2 clips
  107. 107

    I Am The First Openly Gay South African Shark | Archie & Bretz | Friday 20 March

    Archie and Brett preview the "Anything But A Surfboard" competition at the Noosa Festival of Surfing on Saturday 21 March, where a $500 prize goes to the best non-surfboard surfer.

    Mar 25, 2026·33m·2 clips
  108. 108

    You Caused A Traffic Jam To Eat A Hot Chip | Archie & Bretz | Monday 16 March

    Mar 24, 2026·30m
  109. 109

    Splitting The G - On Radio? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 17 March

    Mar 24, 2026·35m
  110. 110

    Did You Leave An Insane Note On A Car About Soccer? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 13 March

    Mar 24, 2026·35m
  111. 111

    The Parrot Story | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 12 March

    Mar 19, 2026·41m
  112. 112

    Is Pikachu In The Epstein Files? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 10 March

    Mar 12, 2026·24m
  113. 113

    Do Pirates Put The Ship Keys In The Bowl When They Swing? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 11 March

    Mar 12, 2026·28m
  114. 114

    In Memoriam: P*rnHub | Archie & Bretz | Monday 09 March

    Mar 9, 2026·45m
  115. 115

    Would You Restrain From Self Pleasure For The Broncos? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 06 March

    Mar 6, 2026·44m
  116. 116

    I Was Wine Drunk On A Towel In A Park! | Archie & Bretz | Monday 02 March

    Mar 5, 2026·39m
  117. 117

    Where Do Ants Even Come From? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 05 March

    Mar 5, 2026·38m
  118. 118

    Can Your 17yo Son Help Me Get A Girlfriend? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 04 March

    Mar 5, 2026·23m
  119. 119

    Women Think I Look Like The Ferret From Ice Age | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 03 March

    Mar 5, 2026·39m
  120. 120

    Sir, You've Called A Las Vegas Strip Club | Archie & Bretz | Friday 27 February

    Mar 3, 2026·30m
  121. 121

    Why Soft-Shell Suitcases Make You Undesirable | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 26 February

    Feb 27, 2026·38m
  122. 122

    Adam The Measure Man Returns! | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 25 February

    Feb 27, 2026·42m
  123. 123

    A Hero Is Born At The Washing Machine | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 24 February

    Feb 27, 2026·38m
  124. 124

    I Have A Dirty Secret On My Phone | Archie & Bretz | Monday 23 February

    Two hosts discuss Garfield, Monday blues, and TV shows like Everybody Loves Raymond and Seinfeld in a casual, humorous conversation.

    Feb 25, 2026·28m
  125. 125

    Eating Fingers At Traffic Lights | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 18 February

    Feb 25, 2026·34m
  126. 126

    Could "Is It An Insect?" Be The Greatest Game Ever Invented? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 19 February

    Feb 25, 2026·32m
  127. 127

    I'm Pathetic And Facebook Marketplace Knows It | Archie & Bretz | Friday 20 February

    Feb 25, 2026·30m
  128. 128

    'Don't Know What They've Got 'Til It's Gone' | Solbar Founder Alex Johns On The Shock Closure

    Feb 24, 2026·10m
  129. 129

    You Got Cockblocked By A 4-Month Old | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 17 February

    Feb 19, 2026·31m
  130. 130

    Would You Auction Off Your Mate At A Wedding Expo? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 16 February

    Feb 16, 2026·40m
  131. 131

    Did That Old Guy Just Steal That Ice-Cream? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 12 February

    Feb 13, 2026·47m
  132. 132

    The Best of Kupid Kezza | Archie & Bretz

    Feb 13, 2026·16m
  133. 133

    Heartbreakin' Bacon - Love Songs All About Bacon | Archie & Bretz

    Feb 13, 2026·2m
  134. 134

    A Wedding Expo Wants To Auction Off Bretz | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 11 February

    Feb 12, 2026·41m
  135. 135

    Do The Magpies Make You Horny? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 10 February

    Feb 11, 2026·29m
  136. 136

    You Almost Died? Here's A Gift Voucher | Archie & Bretz | Monday 09 February

    The hosts discuss Valentine's Day preparations, relationship advice from a listener named Kerry, and the environmental impact of the holiday.

    Feb 10, 2026·36m
  137. 137

    Are Archie's Parents Swingers? | Archie & Bretz | Monday February 2

    The hosts discuss the idea of pre-recording their podcast intro for consistency, leading to humorous banter about automation, Elon Musk, and Nicki Minaj's music.

    Feb 4, 2026·38m
  138. 138

    My Wife Replaced Me With A Robot | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 04 February

    This episode humorously explores the awkward and risky topic of introducing swinging into a marriage through comedic banter and hypothetical scenarios.

    Feb 4, 2026·45m
  139. 139

    Did You Expect A Compliment For That Stupid Shirt? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 03 February

    Feb 4, 2026·44m
  140. 140

    Would You Put Your Tinder Messages In A Museum? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 30 January

    Feb 3, 2026·29m
  141. 141

    Why Was The ABC Hacked By Porn Stars? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 27 January

    Jan 29, 2026·42m
  142. 142

    Is Kochie Famous Enough To Brag About? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 29 January

    Jan 29, 2026·1h 1m
  143. 143

    What In The Heck Is A Pianola? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 28 January

    Jan 29, 2026·28m
  144. 144

    My Mum Is Trying To Wingman Me | Archie & Bretz | Friday 23 January

    Jan 23, 2026·37m
  145. 145

    Is Bob Katter Sexy? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 21 January

    Jan 22, 2026·37m
  146. 146

    Do Pilots Judge Each Other's Landings? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 22 January

    Jan 22, 2026·39m
  147. 147

    The Bedtime Booty Call | Archie & Bretz | 10PM - Late Tuesday 20 January

    Jan 21, 2026·45m
  148. 148

    Should Tennis Players Sing Opera? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 15 January

    Jan 20, 2026·34m
  149. 149

    Do You Still Flip The Bird? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 20 January

    Jan 20, 2026·41m
  150. 150

    Pardon, Are These Cherries Good For Popping? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 19 January

    Jan 20, 2026·38m
  151. 151

    Why Is There Avo Toast On The Kids Menu? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 14 January

    Jan 14, 2026·39m
  152. 152

    What's A Sexy Name For A Radio Show? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 13 January

    Jan 13, 2026·52m
  153. 153

    I Don't Even Know Who Sydney Sweeney Is | Archie & Bretz | Monday 12 January

    Jan 12, 2026·38m
  154. 154

    Bretz Has The Hots For An Alien | Archie & Bretz | Friday 9 January

    Jan 9, 2026·47m
  155. 155

    Was Arch Watching Porn On The Plane? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 7 January

    Jan 8, 2026·50m
  156. 156

    Can The Eggplant Emoji Be Platonic? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 8 January

    Jan 8, 2026·33m
  157. 157

    Two Fools In Your Pool | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 18 December

    Dec 23, 2025·54m
  158. 158

    You Got Me A Coathanger For Christmas? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 17 December

    Dec 23, 2025·35m
  159. 159

    Wham Or Ham!? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 16 December

    Dec 23, 2025·57m
  160. 160

    Reflections On An Australian Tragedy At Bondi | Archie & Bretz | Monday 15 December

    Dec 15, 2025·49m
  161. 161

    The Time I Fell Asleep On A First Date | Archie & Bretz | Monday 8 December

    Dec 12, 2025·22m
  162. 162

    The Mother-In-Law's Teeth Were Upside Down | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 9 December

    Dec 12, 2025·18m
  163. 163

    What On Earth Is Chunky Dunking? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 12 December

    Dec 12, 2025·45m
  164. 164

    The Boys Have Caused An International Cricket Incident | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 11 December

    Dec 12, 2025·44m
  165. 165

    The Kids Are Waving Their Vapes At The Concerts | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 10 December

    Dec 12, 2025·52m
  166. 166

    He Swallowed A $16K Egg! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 5 December

    Dec 8, 2025·24m
  167. 167

    You Want To Borrow My Wedding Ring And My Dog? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 4 December

    Dec 5, 2025·35m
  168. 168

    What does Secret Santa And Kiddy Pools Have In Common? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 3 December

    Dec 4, 2025·32m
  169. 169

    Can You Eat 9-Day Old Chicken And Survive? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 2 December

    Dec 3, 2025·53m
  170. 170

    Is There An Adult Way To Eat Tiny Teddies? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 1 December

    Dec 2, 2025·43m
  171. 171

    Live From Paul From The Pub's Pool! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 28 November

    Dec 2, 2025·54m
  172. 172

    Robert Irwin Is Going on MAFS! | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 27 November

    Nov 27, 2025·48m
  173. 173

    Can We Use A Bloke From The Pub's Pool? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 25 November

    Nov 26, 2025·47m
  174. 174

    Albo Tries Stand Up Comedy | Archie & Bretz | Monday 24 November

    Nov 26, 2025·29m
  175. 175

    I Wrote Indiana Jones And They Stole My Idea | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 26 November

    Nov 26, 2025·37m
  176. 176

    Would You Snap A Stork? | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 20 November

    Nov 26, 2025·24m
  177. 177

    Drinking From A Toilet Never Tasted So Good | Archie & Bretz | Friday 21 November

    Nov 26, 2025·27m
  178. 178

    Graeme Swann - "David Warner Barks Like A Dog!" | Full Chat with Archie & Bretz

    Nov 20, 2025·10m
  179. 179

    Archie's One-Man Reenactment of 2001 Comedy 'Rat Race' | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 19 November

    Nov 19, 2025·41m
  180. 180

    You're Gonna End Up With Milk On The Windshield If You're Not Careful, Honey! | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 18 November

    Nov 18, 2025·42m
  181. 181

    Does Archie Take Robot Chicken Fighting Seriously? | Archie & Bretz | Friday 14 November

    Nov 17, 2025·37m
  182. 182

    Your Sister Found The Condoms! | Archie & Bretz | Friday 7 November

    Nov 17, 2025·49m
  183. 183

    Did You Date Kevin Rudd? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 10 November

    Nov 17, 2025·29m
  184. 184

    Can An Ambulance Stop For Red Rooster? | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 11 November

    Nov 17, 2025·41m
  185. 185

    Can You Regift Wine To A One-Year-Old? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 12 November

    Nov 17, 2025·30m
  186. 186

    The Unfortunate Toga Incident | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 13 November

    Nov 17, 2025·26m
  187. 187

    Hey Jude! (And Her 95-Year-Old Mum) | Archie & Bretz | Thursday 6 November

    Nov 17, 2025·43m
  188. 188

    But Why Were The Fish Tank Drops Next To Your Medicine? | Archie & Bretz | Monday 17 November

    Nov 17, 2025·38m
  189. 189

    Is It Stalking If They're A Celebrity? | Archie & Bretz | Wednesday 5 November

    Nov 16, 2025·37m
  190. 190

    Everyone Remembers Their First Time | Archie & Bretz | Monday 3 November

    Nov 14, 2025·42m
  191. 191

    Two Guys, One Melbourne Cup | Archie & Bretz | Tuesday 4 November

    Nov 14, 2025·36m