Almost Everything I've Learned About Teaching Band is practical shop talk for the band room, drawn from a working director's own classroom. James Devine is the voice behind it, and he speaks from long experience: he describes himself as in his 28th year of teaching, and says he started out at a very small private school. The advice is detailed. In 'Rehearsal Room Hacks (EP 305)' he recommends marking where the end chairs of each row sit with a one-square-inch piece of duct tape, or with Velcro on some carpets. Reeds go in a tool bin with drawers labeled by instrument and strength. Sousaphones and drums get a marked-off parking area, because otherwise, he notes, students leave the equipment in a different spot every day, often somewhere inconvenient like the middle of the timpani section. A pegboard holds the auxiliary percussion. None of it is glamorous, and that is the point. Classroom management gets the same plain treatment. In 'Your Voice Is Not a Behavior Management System', Devine recalls observing a high school choir teacher whose students ignored her until she reached a certain volume. He contrasts her with a calm math teacher and soccer coach who handed out detention slips without anger, and says that about three years into his career he decided to work the same way. The principle is simple: state the consequence clearly, then follow through without raising your voice. Musicianship lessons are laid out step by step. 'Teaching The Blues Scale To Any Group' covers numbering the scale degrees, using call and response, and adding the flat three, the four, the sharp four and the five one note at a time. He says he used the lesson in all five of his classes, and that advanced groups get through it faster. Recruiting and building a program come up as well. Devine mentions starting band programs from scratch at two schools. In 'More Trombones? Yes Please.' he credits an eighth grader with making the trombone popular, and describes getting the music-store helpers at instrument tryout night to steer beginners toward it. He also tells of a flute player who joined jazz band on trombone by tying each line and space on the staff to a slide position instead of learning bass clef. Some episodes turn inward. In 'If Only I Were The Man I Am Today 21 Years Ago', he admits that early on he wanted to be the teacher they make movies about, and that much of his classroom work served his own ego. His conclusion is that the students come first, standards stay high, and frustration is part of the process. One episode brings in a guest, repair-shop owner Brian Stevenson, who explains how to sort out piston order when air won't pass through a valve instrument, starting with piston three. Another is sponsored by TeachingBand.org, which offers a handbook that shares the show's name.