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Viejos Payasos episodio 339 - 16/03/26

·1 hr 25 min·6 clips
Carqui questions why Karki is working on a Mexican holiday, sparking a debate about international work policies and unpaid days.
1. Viejos Payasos episode 339 covers gaming anniversaries, a Resident Evil 9 review, and new game recommendations on what appears to be a Mexican holiday. 2. The hosts include at least two regulars — one who took 26.5 hours on RE9 by exploring every room, and Alfredo who finished in 13 — with Karki and Lanchas also present. 3. The episode's thesis is a broad gaming check-in anchored by a substantive Resident Evil Requiem debate and two strong game recommendations. 4. Gaming anniversaries discussed: Pro Evolution Soccer turns 25 this week, having started as International Superstar Soccer before becoming Winning Eleven in Japan and PES in Europe, unified around 2006-2007. 5. Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion turns 20, prompting one host to confess he used to plan his next in-game day mentally before sleeping and woke at dawn to execute quests — calling himself 'a citizen of Oblivion.' 6. Super Battle Golf is described as 'Super Mario Kart Golf' — a 100-peso multiplayer game where players run after their ball in a shared field, collecting weapons like atomic bombs, swords, and satellite rays to sabotage opponents. 7. The host frames Super Battle Golf within an emerging micro-genre called 'Friend Slop' — games with simple or absurd mechanics designed primarily to generate chaotic moments when played with friends. 8. Resident Evil Requiem sold 6 million copies in its first week, making it the fastest-selling game in the series' history. 9. Steam achievement data shows 56% of Requiem owners had completed the game within days of launch — an exceptionally high rate that How Long to Beat attributes to a 10-13 hour normal playthrough. 10. One host calls Resident Evil a 'quasi-anime telenovela' — a horror-house shell wrapped around melodramatic storytelling — and argues Capcom has embraced this identity since around 2010. 11. The hosts debate Capcom's trilogy arc (RE7, RE8, RE9): RE7 is praised by one host as one of his all-time favorites for its relentless horror, while RE9 is seen as drifting toward action under fan pressure for more combat. 12. New character Grace is criticized as frustrating to play — described as starting completely defenseless, which one host found narratively justified but experientially 'desesperante' (maddening). 13. One host describes RE9 as having two endings: a 'game over' ending players can choose to stay with, and a canonical continuation ending the game clearly steers you toward by extending its runtime. 14. RE9 is described as a 'soft reboot' of the series, leaving the world 'in blank' and ready for future stories, with a small visual detail in the final scene hinting at what comes next. 15. Marathon (Bungie extraction shooter) is compared favorably to Ark Raiders: described as a 'DJ Maxx paca' — high-quality merchandise — versus Ark Raiders' 'Marshalls paca.' 16. A host describes Marathon as requiring many hours before enjoyment clicks — 'no hay amor a primera vista' — and compares the grind to Tinder, where you have to want to find something before you feel it. 17. The Fortnite update arriving Thursday is mentioned, with one host noting changes to V-Bucks pricing that he calls 'fair and necessary.' 18. The episode mixes Spanish and occasional English phrases, features multiple superchats read aloud, and includes audio glitches and banter about working on a Mexican public holiday. 19. Fans of Spanish-language gaming podcasts who want honest Resident Evil discussion alongside indie game discovery will get consistent value. 20. Non-Spanish speakers or listeners looking for structured reviews without banter and donation call-outs should look elsewhere.
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