Get Off My Lawn Podcast w/ Gavin McInnes

S5E26 - HOW TO WIPE YOUR ASS (free part)

·39 min·3 clips
Gavin exposes glaring errors and plagiarized passages in Jill Abramson's book about Vice and himself.
The episode opens with Gavin McInnes riffing on a forgotten 90s hardcore band and referencing a Mr. Show sketch about pre-taped call-in shows. He transitions into a promotional segment for Purpleworks Nutrition, humorously claiming it masks hangovers and causes less flatulence than competitors. McInnes discusses internal network dynamics, mentioning conflicts with former colleagues like Cody Canuck and Josh. He then shares an anecdote from a fireman about how younger firefighters no longer drink together, arguing that alcohol builds team cohesion. Another ad read for Jump Medic first aid kits follows, featuring a freestyle song and promo codes like 'ryan sucks'. McInnes critiques Jill Abramson's book 'Merchants of Truth', pointing out factual errors and plagiarized passages related to Vice and himself. The call-in segment begins with a debate on ass-wiping techniques, where a caller defends wiping from back to front, leading to graphic discussions about bidets, bleach wipes, and hygiene mishaps. Throughout, McInnes interjects with offbeat humor, references to pop culture like Oliver Tree and Tommy Wiseau, and promotions for his network Censored.TV.

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A banked call-in episode turns punk trivia, Mets misery, and bleach-wipe confusion into scruffy comic momentum.

This banked Friday call-in episode works best as a loose comedy relay, moving from punk trivia into Mr. Show memories, Mets suffering, and bathroom hygiene without much concern for tidy transitions.

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Press play for East Bay hardcore chatter, Mets misery, and a bleach-wipe debate that takes bathroom hygiene far too seriously.

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