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A horror film blends 80s terror, Kill Bill, and The Purge into a satanic hotel survival story.

1. Emporio Salgado is a Spanish-language film and TV review podcast in which host Salgueras covers two 2026 films and a Stallone series. 2. The host, known as Salgueras, presents solo without guests, adopting a comedic, stream-of-consciousness style throughout. 3. The episode's core thesis is that all three titles are conditionally worth watching — but only under the right circumstances and with managed expectations. 4. 'Te van a matar' (They Will Kill You), a 2026 horror-action film with a 6.2 rating on FilmAffinity from 325 scores, is described as a mashup of Kill Bill, 80s horror, The Purge, and the 2022 film 'Wedding Night.' 5. The film's plot involves two sisters abused by their father; the older sister escapes and returns ten years later to rescue her sibling from a satanic society operating inside a New York hotel. 6. The host praises the 90-minute runtime and the Kill Bill-style blood-splatter action sequences, noting the film 'doesn't take any of it seriously.' 7. Salgueras watched 'Te van a matar' in a near-empty cinema alongside a regular he calls Uncle Paco — a retired man with a cane and a missing right hand who loudly expected blood to splatter and speculated the protagonist appeared in 'Mercenaries 2.' 8. Spanish spy film 'Z,' directed by Dani de la Torre and starring Mario Casas and Luis Zahera, received a 5.6 rating on FilmAffinity from 2,737 scores and is streaming on Prime Video. 9. The plot follows Mario Casas as a sabbatical special-forces officer recalled to protect the last surviving member of a 1970s Colombia operation, with location shoots in Brazil, Galicia, and Colombia. 10. The host gave 'Z' a score of 4.5 out of 10, citing the 125-minute runtime as the film's central problem, with extended dialogue sequences that prompted a 15-20 minute mid-viewing pause. 11. He advises watching 'Z' in blocks, 'as if it were a series,' rather than in one sitting, comparing its pacing at low points to low-budget Asylum productions. 12. Stallone's 'Tulsa King' is a three-season, 30-episode Paramount series in which Stallone plays a mobster sent to Tulsa, Oklahoma after serving 25 years in prison to cover for his boss. 13. The first season earned the host's recommendation, covering Stallone's character building a marijuana business, laundering money through a bar, and assembling a personal team. 14. The host watched several first-season episodes at 1.5x speed, in mixed Spanish and Mexican-Spanish dubs depending on the piracy source available. 15. The second season drew a firm negative verdict after two episodes, dismissed as a 'Power Rangers' or 'Dragon Ball Z' formula — each season introduces a bigger antagonist to replace the previous one. 16. Salgueras left open the possibility of resuming 'Tulsa King' season 2 if listeners in his Telegram group recommend it strongly enough from episode 4 onward. 17. The episode is delivered as a fast-paced, profanity-heavy monologue with digressions, character voices, and comedy asides including impressions of Luis Zahera and a recurring Jeff Bezos insult. 18. The tone is that of a friend recounting films over drinks — opinionated, self-deprecating, and willing to admit when something bored him. 19. Viewers who enjoy casual, comedic Spanish-language film reviews with genre titles will find this episode worthwhile. 20. Listeners expecting structured criticism, production-quality audio, or English-language titles will likely find this episode difficult to follow.

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