Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

150 episodes listed below

Listen to the show on

Chisme, camp, and pop-culture whiplash.

The gist

Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan turns pop culture, family visits, holiday rituals, and gay internet memory into a rapid-fire comedy hang. The show favors sharp back-and-forth, Spanglish flavor, running absurdity, and tangents that can jump from Macy’s Mrs. Claus to a gay Oceans-style caper.

PRESS PLAY

Find your next episode

All episodes

About Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan is a queer pop-culture comedy show built around chisme, seasonal chaos, and two-person riffing. It moves fast. Michael and Esteban take ordinary prompts and stretch them until they become fake pageants, imagined Broadway roles, invented buddy-cop dramas, or full live-show concepts hosted somewhere between a laundromat and a fast-food counter. Recent episodes touch Thanksgiving family visits, Christmas performances, Mrs. Claus auditions, People magazine jokes, Burlesque becoming a musical, Kylie’s “Padam,” Drag Race UK, Adam for Adam, Destiny’s Child, Charlie’s Angels, George Santos, Beyonce, Johnny Bailey, and the return of holiday panic. The references are specific, but the rhythm is the real engine. One tangent about a 1990s movie pantry can turn into basement culture, hostage-situation furniture, Fellow Travelers, and a fantasy of being left alone with pizza rolls. A walkie-talkie word game becomes a parade of childish labels, wrong guesses, and escalating innuendo. The show likes labels, lists, mock auditions, imaginary franchises, and bits that sound as if they were made up two seconds before landing. It is not tidy. That is part of the point. The conversation has the feel of friends performing for each other, catching a phrase, twisting it, and daring the next person to make it worse. Spanglish flavor and family references give the comedy a lived-in texture, especially when holiday customs, moms, cousins, and visits home drift into the pop-culture talk. The show also leans into queer nightlife, attraction, online history, and blunt adult humor. It suits listeners who like comedy with speed, camp, and a high tolerance for nonsense. The smartest feature is its willingness to treat small observations as worthy of theatrical escalation. A pantry, a candelabra, a lined-paper hierarchy, or a celebrity headline can all become the center of the room. For PlayNext listeners, it is a good fit when the mood calls for pop culture filtered through gay friendship, Spanglish family energy, and jokes that keep stepping on the gas.

Made for: Best for listeners who want queer comedy, fast banter, pop-culture references, and adult humor with a family-and-friends feel. It especially fits fans of messy holiday talk, gay internet memory, and riff-heavy conversational podcasts.

What sets it apart: The show’s edge is its chemistry: Michael and Esteban turn tiny observations into elaborate comic premises before the topic can settle. Its mix of chisme, Spanglish family texture, celebrity references, and improvised absurdity gives it a more personal feel than standard pop-culture recap shows.

In their own words

Welcome to the family! Michael and Estevan bring you an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and stories that would make our moms *cry in Spanglish*

Why you'd press play

A housekeeping Olympics detour becomes your gay heist pitch before the coat joke has landed.

Press play if you want

  • holiday chatter that turns a Mrs. Claus audition into North Pole relationship gossip
  • Michael and Esteban riffing until a walkie-talkie game becomes a full-blown sex prism
Read the full recommendation in PlayNext →
queer pop culturechisme and celebrity referencesholiday chaosfamily visits and momsgay internet nostalgiamock auditions and fake musicalsDrag Race and music referencesparty etiquette and social bits

Talks about

Podcasts like Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan

Episodes

  1. 1

    Ep 208: “Patron Saints of the White Arts”

    ·32m
  2. 2

    Ep 244: "Ho Ho Ho, Bitches!!"

    ·32m
  3. 3

    Ep 243: “Toucan Sam’s Sweet Sweet Milk?!"

    ·32m
  4. 4

    Ep 242: "Michael is People Magazine's Meanest Girl Alive!!"

    ·30m
  5. 5

    Ep 241: "Big Yum Energy!?"

    ·31m
  6. 6

    Ep 240: “Oh He Mashed That Pumpkin, Baby!!”

    ·30m
  7. 7

    Ep 239: "How’s Your Spirit? Haunted!“

    ·32m
  8. 8

    Ep 238: “A girl named Troye and a Boy Named Sue and a They Named Fancy!!”

    ·31m
  9. 9

    Ep 237: "That's The Ultimate Reveal…Bitch, You’re Dead!"

    ·29m
  10. 10

    Ep 195: “How To Get Away With Fleece!?"

    ·31m
  11. 11

    Ep 194: "Wreck The Halls?!?"

    ·31m
  12. 12

    Ep 147: Meat Influencers!

    ·33m
  13. 13

    Ep 236: “How To Celebrate Cocktober!?!”

    ·32m
  14. 14

    Ep 235: "The Middle School Episode!!"

    ·30m
  15. 15

    Ep 233: “It’s Tennis With Your Mouth?!”

    ·33m
  16. 16

    Ep 232: “Jesus Was A Twunk!!“

    ·31m
  17. 17

    Ep 231: "If You Could Smell This Episode..."

    ·30m
  18. 18

    Ep 230: “A Blue Collar King Sucking on a Cumpkin Spiced Latte?!“

    ·28m
  19. 19

    Ep 229: "Cross stitch versus crotch sitch?!"

    ·27m
  20. 20

    Ep 228: "It’s Musical Chairs for Mouths, Which I Love!“

    ·31m
  21. 21

    Ep 227: “Do You Think Gay Aliens Are Real?!”

    ·30m
  22. 22

    Ep 226: “Seep In The City?!”

    ·32m
  23. 23

    Ep 225: “His Room, Was Getting Crowded!!!”

    ·30m
  24. 24

    Ep 224: "How Much Tip Do You Give??"

    ·33m
  25. 25

    Ep 223: "Age/Sex/Location?!"

    ·31m
  26. 26

    Ep 222: "The Cumtainer Store?!"

    ·31m
  27. 27

    Ep 221: "2023 is the Year of The Pit?!?"

    ·31m
  28. 28

    Ep 217: "I've Got A Lot of Weiner News So Buckle Up!!"

    ·30m
  29. 29

    Ep 216: “If Our Foreskin Fathers Could See Us Now!!”

    ·30m
  30. 30

    Ep 215: “Is that what we’re calling 3sums now?!“

    ·30m
  31. 31

    Ep 214: “Flounder Is On Ozempic!?”

    ·31m
  32. 32

    Ep 213: "No Buddy Gets Buddy From Me!"

    ·30m
  33. 33

    Ep 212: “Between Two Fernandos?!”

    ·31m
  34. 34

    Ep 211: “Duo-that-Lingus?!”

    ·28m
  35. 35

    Ep 210: “You Know April, I’m Her Fool“

    ·29m
  36. 36

    Ep 209: “How Nice to Have Soft Parents and Soft Walls…”

    ·30m
  37. 37

    Ep 245: “Are You Feeling What I’m Feeling Right Now??”

    ·34m
  38. 38

    Ep 207: “Los Gilmás Girls!?”

    ·31m
  39. 39

    Ep 206: "Insert Funny Joke Here!?"

    ·30m
  40. 40

    Ep 205: "You’re not giving Barney a chance to serve C*nt!"

    ·28m
  41. 41

    Ep 204: “Wetter, The Remix" (w/ ByLatinMen)

    ·29m
  42. 42

    Ep 203: "Two people raised me...Sally Field and Sean Cody!!"

    ·30m
  43. 43

    Ep 202: “Life Is Like A Tub Of Manteca, You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get!”

    ·30m
  44. 44

    Ep 201: “Did You Sharon Stone Those Tights?”

    ·31m
  45. 45

    Ep 200: “Daddy is a State of Mind!?!”

    ·33m
  46. 46

    Ep 199: "The Real Cousins of LA?!”

    ·33m
  47. 47

    Ep 198: “Wide Gaping Spaces in 2023?!"

    ·32m
  48. 48

    Ep 197: "Murder She Doodled?!"

    ·31m
  49. 49

    Ep 196: “Your Gay Tamales?!“

    ·30m
  50. 50

    Ep 149: Pink M&Ms and Blue Barracudas??

    ·33m
  51. 51

    Ep 193: “Twist My Arm, Pull My Leg…I’m a Fucking Bop It!”

    ·30m
  52. 52

    Ep 192: “Tops Need a Hello Too!!“

    ·33m
  53. 53

    Ep 189: "The C Word???"

    ·30m
  54. 54

    Ep 188: "How Do I Become The Fluff Stuffer?!"

    ·31m
  55. 55

    Ep 187: “Yoursemite, Mysemite, Oursemite?!”

    ·32m
  56. 56

    Ep 186: “Serving cunt at a Sears?!?”

    ·32m
  57. 57

    Ep 185: “Happy Hole-O-Ween?!?”

    ·31m
  58. 58

    Ep 184: “Magic School Bus for Mexicans?!“

    ·32m
  59. 59

    Ep 183: "2+2 = Ñ"

    ·31m
  60. 60

    Ep 182: "Cuatro Leches Cake?! ...What's the fourth milk?"

    ·27m
  61. 61

    Ep 181: “Dunkies to Suck on and a Pumpkin Spice Maruchan!?!“

    ·32m
  62. 62

    Ep 180: “When Push Comes to Shove?!”

    ·27m
  63. 63

    Ep 179: "Big Tío Energy?!?“

    ·32m
  64. 64

    Ep 178: “Not All Heroes Wear Capes But They Do Wear Caftans!”

    ·31m
  65. 65

    Ep 177: “Where the Crawdads are Daddying!!”

    ·32m
  66. 66

    Ep 148: You Wanna Take A Photo Dump?

    ·34m
  67. 67

    Ep 176: "I Have A Piñata Kink..."

    ·33m
  68. 68

    Ep 175: “Little Miss Traviesa!!”

    ·31m
  69. 69

    Ep 174: "Thick Bottle, Tight Mouth?!"

    ·32m
  70. 70

    Ep 173: “There Goes The Gayborhood!!”

    ·31m
  71. 71

    Ep 172: “Squirt, Stepdads, and Swiffers?!"

    ·33m
  72. 72

    Ep 171: "Wearing T-Shirts In The Pool?!"

    ·32m
  73. 73

    Ep 170: “Artichoke Me Daddy!

    ·33m
  74. 74

    Ep 169: “Community Tramp-o-line?!”

    ·30m
  75. 75

    Ep 168: “Hot Dads!!” (w/ Darryl Stephens)

    ·33m
  76. 76

    Ep 167: "Listen to Me! Is This Thing On?!" (w/ Oscar Montoya)

    ·34m
  77. 77

    Ep 166: "My Peacock Is Out!"

    ·31m
  78. 78

    Ep 165: “Pozole for the Pucci?!”

    ·32m
  79. 79

    Ep 164: "Better Homo & Gardens?!"

    ·32m
  80. 80

    Ep 163: "Pussy to the Pavement!" (w/ Salina Estitties)

    ·35m
  81. 81

    Ep 162: “Squeakin’ and Squawkin’ into a Shape!“

    ·33m
  82. 82

    Ep 161: “The Corner of Hole & Pole on Main!”

    ·34m
  83. 83

    Ep 160: "Bidi Bidi Roomba!"

    ·33m
  84. 84

    Ep 159: "Daddies Who 'Shroom!"

    ·32m
  85. 85

    Ep 158: "Huscular, baby!"

    ·30m
  86. 86

    Ep 157: “Yoshi Rimming the House Down?!“

    ·32m
  87. 87

    Ep 156: “No Tater Tops In This Fryerarchy!“

    ·34m
  88. 88

    Ep 155: “A Bitch of Many Tangas!”

    ·33m
  89. 89

    Ep 154: "The F.A.G. Awards!”

    ·31m
  90. 90

    Ep 153: “It’s Not Porn If It’s Framed!” (w/ Francisco Cabrera-Feo)

    ·34m
  91. 91

    Ep 152: Wearing Vests to the Gay Club?!

    ·32m
  92. 92

    Ep 151: "How Do You Not Eat Ass?!" (w/ Curly Velasquez)

    ·40m
  93. 93

    Ep 150: Playing with Our Wordles!?

    ·33m
  94. 94

    Ep 146: The Stroke of Midnight?!

    ·31m
  95. 95

    Ep 219: "Boat Rides, Small Spaces, and Men P*ssing in the Street?!”

    Michael and Estevan kick off Pride Month with chisme, pop culture commentary, and stories from their lives as gay cousins.

    ·32m
  96. 96

    Ep 191: “Who Is Buying All The Glitter?!?"

    Michael and Estevan deliver an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and personal stories with a comedic twist.

    ·30m
  97. 97

    Ep 190: “Wanna Take A Ride In The Chismobile?!”

    Michael and Estevan deliver an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and personal stories with a comedic twist.

    ·28m
  98. 98

    Ep 234: “Pisspanic Heritage Month?!?"

    Michael and Estevan kick off Hispanic Heritage Month with banter about flirty eyes, riding with Mexicans, and cutting bangs from TikTok.

    ·32m
  99. 99

    Ep 218: “All I’ve Got is a VPL and Two Ugly Socks!?”

    Michael and Estevan banter about a recording mishap and set up a fun, uncensored episode of pop culture commentary and personal stories.

    ·28m
  100. 100

    Ep 220: “Her Purple Grimace Milkshake Brought Bill Murray to the Yard?!“

    Michael and Estevan kick off an episode with playful banter, pop culture references, and personal updates in their signature humorous style.

    ·30m
  101. 101

    Ep 245: “Are You Feeling What I’m Feeling Right Now??”

    Hidden gem

    Michael and Esteban open with a Target quote — "to each her own, but I know she shouldn't be having no kids" — and keep testing how the line works as an insult.

    Dec 5, 2023·34m·2 clips
  102. 102

    Ep 244: "Ho Ho Ho, Bitches!!"

    Michael and Esteban discuss Thanksgiving in Los Angeles and New York, including Central Park after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and a restaurant meal that becomes a joke about privilege.

    Nov 28, 2023·32m·2 clips
  103. 103

    Ep 243: “Toucan Sam’s Sweet Sweet Milk?!"

    Michael and Esteban use Red Bull, five-hour energy shots, and Froot Loops milk to launch a conversation about sugary drinks and childhood habits.

    Nov 21, 2023·32m·2 clips
  104. 104

    Ep 242: "Michael is People Magazine's Meanest Girl Alive!!"

    Hidden gem

    Michael and Esteban debate Patrick Dempsey’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive selection, suggesting Pedro Pascal, Idris Elba, Marlon Brando, and James Dean as alternatives.

    Nov 14, 2023·30m·2 clips
  105. 105

    Ep 241: "Big Yum Energy!?"

    Nov 7, 2023·31m
  106. 106

    Ep 240: “Oh He Mashed That Pumpkin, Baby!!”

    Oct 31, 2023·30m
  107. 107

    Ep 239: "How’s Your Spirit? Haunted!“

    Oct 24, 2023·32m
  108. 108

    Ep 238: “A girl named Troye and a Boy Named Sue and a They Named Fancy!!”

    Oct 17, 2023·31m
  109. 109

    Ep 237: "That's The Ultimate Reveal…Bitch, You’re Dead!"

    Oct 10, 2023·29m
  110. 110

    Ep 236: “How To Celebrate Cocktober!?!”

    Hidden gem

    Michael and Estevan celebrate Cocktober with pop culture commentary, games, and auditions for a burlesque musical.

    Oct 3, 2023·32m·2 clips
  111. 111

    Ep 235: "The Middle School Episode!!"

    Sep 26, 2023·30m
  112. 112

    Ep 234: “Pisspanic Heritage Month?!?"

    Sep 19, 2023·32m
  113. 113

    Ep 233: “It’s Tennis With Your Mouth?!”

    Michael and Estevan deliver an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and humorous stories.

    Sep 12, 2023·33m
  114. 114

    Ep 232: “Jesus Was A Twunk!!“

    Sep 5, 2023·31m
  115. 115

    Ep 231: "If You Could Smell This Episode..."

    Aug 29, 2023·30m
  116. 116

    Ep 230: “A Blue Collar King Sucking on a Cumpkin Spiced Latte?!“

    Aug 22, 2023·28m
  117. 117

    Ep 229: "Cross stitch versus crotch sitch?!"

    Aug 15, 2023·27m
  118. 118

    Ep 228: "It’s Musical Chairs for Mouths, Which I Love!“

    Aug 8, 2023·31m
  119. 119

    Ep 227: “Do You Think Gay Aliens Are Real?!”

    Aug 1, 2023·30m
  120. 120

    Ep 226: “Seep In The City?!”

    Jul 25, 2023·32m
  121. 121

    Ep 225: “His Room, Was Getting Crowded!!!”

    Jul 18, 2023·30m
  122. 122

    Ep 224: "How Much Tip Do You Give??"

    Jul 11, 2023·33m
  123. 123

    Ep 223: "Age/Sex/Location?!"

    Jul 4, 2023·31m
  124. 124

    Ep 222: "The Cumtainer Store?!"

    Jun 27, 2023·31m
  125. 125

    Ep 221: "2023 is the Year of The Pit?!?"

    Jun 20, 2023·31m
  126. 126

    Ep 220: “Her Purple Grimace Milkshake Brought Bill Murray to the Yard?!“

    Jun 13, 2023·30m
  127. 127

    Ep 219: "Boat Rides, Small Spaces, and Men P*ssing in the Street?!”

    Jun 6, 2023·32m
  128. 128

    Ep 218: “All I’ve Got is a VPL and Two Ugly Socks!?”

    May 30, 2023·28m
  129. 129

    Ep 217: "I've Got A Lot of Weiner News So Buckle Up!!"

    May 23, 2023·30m
  130. 130

    Ep 216: “If Our Foreskin Fathers Could See Us Now!!”

    May 16, 2023·30m
  131. 131

    Ep 215: “Is that what we’re calling 3sums now?!“

    May 9, 2023·30m
  132. 132

    Ep 214: “Flounder Is On Ozempic!?”

    May 2, 2023·31m
  133. 133

    Ep 213: "No Buddy Gets Buddy From Me!"

    Apr 25, 2023·30m
  134. 134

    Ep 212: “Between Two Fernandos?!”

    Apr 18, 2023·31m
  135. 135

    Ep 211: “Duo-that-Lingus?!”

    Apr 11, 2023·28m
  136. 136

    Ep 210: “You Know April, I’m Her Fool“

    Apr 4, 2023·29m
  137. 137

    Ep 209: “How Nice to Have Soft Parents and Soft Walls…”

    Mar 28, 2023·30m
  138. 138

    Ep 208: “Patron Saints of the White Arts”

    Mar 21, 2023·32m
  139. 139

    Ep 207: “Los Gilmás Girls!?”

    Mar 7, 2023·31m
  140. 140

    Ep 206: "Insert Funny Joke Here!?"

    Feb 28, 2023·30m
  141. 141

    Ep 205: "You’re not giving Barney a chance to serve C*nt!"

    Feb 21, 2023·28m
  142. 142

    Ep 204: “Wetter, The Remix" (w/ ByLatinMen)

    Feb 14, 2023·29m
  143. 143

    Ep 203: "Two people raised me...Sally Field and Sean Cody!!"

    Feb 7, 2023·30m
  144. 144

    Ep 202: “Life Is Like A Tub Of Manteca, You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get!”

    Jan 31, 2023·30m
  145. 145

    Ep 201: “Did You Sharon Stone Those Tights?”

    Jan 24, 2023·31m
  146. 146

    Ep 200: “Daddy is a State of Mind!?!”

    Jan 17, 2023·33m
  147. 147

    Ep 199: "The Real Cousins of LA?!”

    Jan 10, 2023·33m
  148. 148

    Ep 198: “Wide Gaping Spaces in 2023?!"

    Jan 3, 2023·32m
  149. 149

    Ep 197: "Murder She Doodled?!"

    Dec 27, 2022·31m
  150. 150

    Ep 196: “Your Gay Tamales?!“

    Dec 20, 2022·30m