Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
150 episodes listed below
Chisme, camp, and pop-culture whiplash.
The gist
Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan turns pop culture, family visits, holiday rituals, and gay internet memory into a rapid-fire comedy hang. The show favors sharp back-and-forth, Spanglish flavor, running absurdity, and tangents that can jump from Macy’s Mrs. Claus to a gay Oceans-style caper.
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About Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan
Your Gay Cousins with Michael & Estevan is a queer pop-culture comedy show built around chisme, seasonal chaos, and two-person riffing. It moves fast. Michael and Esteban take ordinary prompts and stretch them until they become fake pageants, imagined Broadway roles, invented buddy-cop dramas, or full live-show concepts hosted somewhere between a laundromat and a fast-food counter. Recent episodes touch Thanksgiving family visits, Christmas performances, Mrs. Claus auditions, People magazine jokes, Burlesque becoming a musical, Kylie’s “Padam,” Drag Race UK, Adam for Adam, Destiny’s Child, Charlie’s Angels, George Santos, Beyonce, Johnny Bailey, and the return of holiday panic. The references are specific, but the rhythm is the real engine. One tangent about a 1990s movie pantry can turn into basement culture, hostage-situation furniture, Fellow Travelers, and a fantasy of being left alone with pizza rolls. A walkie-talkie word game becomes a parade of childish labels, wrong guesses, and escalating innuendo. The show likes labels, lists, mock auditions, imaginary franchises, and bits that sound as if they were made up two seconds before landing. It is not tidy. That is part of the point. The conversation has the feel of friends performing for each other, catching a phrase, twisting it, and daring the next person to make it worse. Spanglish flavor and family references give the comedy a lived-in texture, especially when holiday customs, moms, cousins, and visits home drift into the pop-culture talk. The show also leans into queer nightlife, attraction, online history, and blunt adult humor. It suits listeners who like comedy with speed, camp, and a high tolerance for nonsense. The smartest feature is its willingness to treat small observations as worthy of theatrical escalation. A pantry, a candelabra, a lined-paper hierarchy, or a celebrity headline can all become the center of the room. For PlayNext listeners, it is a good fit when the mood calls for pop culture filtered through gay friendship, Spanglish family energy, and jokes that keep stepping on the gas.
Made for: Best for listeners who want queer comedy, fast banter, pop-culture references, and adult humor with a family-and-friends feel. It especially fits fans of messy holiday talk, gay internet memory, and riff-heavy conversational podcasts.
What sets it apart: The show’s edge is its chemistry: Michael and Esteban turn tiny observations into elaborate comic premises before the topic can settle. Its mix of chisme, Spanglish family texture, celebrity references, and improvised absurdity gives it a more personal feel than standard pop-culture recap shows.
In their own words
Welcome to the family! Michael and Estevan bring you an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and stories that would make our moms *cry in Spanglish*
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A housekeeping Olympics detour becomes your gay heist pitch before the coat joke has landed.
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- holiday chatter that turns a Mrs. Claus audition into North Pole relationship gossip
- Michael and Esteban riffing until a walkie-talkie game becomes a full-blown sex prism
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Episodes
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Ep 208: “Patron Saints of the White Arts”
·32m - 2
Ep 244: "Ho Ho Ho, Bitches!!"
·32m - 3
Ep 243: “Toucan Sam’s Sweet Sweet Milk?!"
·32m - 4
Ep 242: "Michael is People Magazine's Meanest Girl Alive!!"
·30m - 5
Ep 241: "Big Yum Energy!?"
·31m - 6
Ep 240: “Oh He Mashed That Pumpkin, Baby!!”
·30m - 7
Ep 239: "How’s Your Spirit? Haunted!“
·32m - 8
Ep 238: “A girl named Troye and a Boy Named Sue and a They Named Fancy!!”
·31m - 9
Ep 237: "That's The Ultimate Reveal…Bitch, You’re Dead!"
·29m - 10
Ep 195: “How To Get Away With Fleece!?"
·31m - 11
Ep 194: "Wreck The Halls?!?"
·31m - 12
Ep 147: Meat Influencers!
·33m - 13
Ep 236: “How To Celebrate Cocktober!?!”
·32m - 14
Ep 235: "The Middle School Episode!!"
·30m - 15
Ep 233: “It’s Tennis With Your Mouth?!”
·33m - 16
Ep 232: “Jesus Was A Twunk!!“
·31m - 17
Ep 231: "If You Could Smell This Episode..."
·30m - 18
Ep 230: “A Blue Collar King Sucking on a Cumpkin Spiced Latte?!“
·28m - 19
Ep 229: "Cross stitch versus crotch sitch?!"
·27m - 20
Ep 228: "It’s Musical Chairs for Mouths, Which I Love!“
·31m - 21
Ep 227: “Do You Think Gay Aliens Are Real?!”
·30m - 22
Ep 226: “Seep In The City?!”
·32m - 23
Ep 225: “His Room, Was Getting Crowded!!!”
·30m - 24
Ep 224: "How Much Tip Do You Give??"
·33m - 25
Ep 223: "Age/Sex/Location?!"
·31m - 26
Ep 222: "The Cumtainer Store?!"
·31m - 27
Ep 221: "2023 is the Year of The Pit?!?"
·31m - 28
Ep 217: "I've Got A Lot of Weiner News So Buckle Up!!"
·30m - 29
Ep 216: “If Our Foreskin Fathers Could See Us Now!!”
·30m - 30
Ep 215: “Is that what we’re calling 3sums now?!“
·30m - 31
Ep 214: “Flounder Is On Ozempic!?”
·31m - 32
Ep 213: "No Buddy Gets Buddy From Me!"
·30m - 33
Ep 212: “Between Two Fernandos?!”
·31m - 34
Ep 211: “Duo-that-Lingus?!”
·28m - 35
Ep 210: “You Know April, I’m Her Fool“
·29m - 36
Ep 209: “How Nice to Have Soft Parents and Soft Walls…”
·30m - 37
Ep 245: “Are You Feeling What I’m Feeling Right Now??”
·34m - 38
Ep 207: “Los Gilmás Girls!?”
·31m - 39
Ep 206: "Insert Funny Joke Here!?"
·30m - 40
Ep 205: "You’re not giving Barney a chance to serve C*nt!"
·28m - 41
Ep 204: “Wetter, The Remix" (w/ ByLatinMen)
·29m - 42
Ep 203: "Two people raised me...Sally Field and Sean Cody!!"
·30m - 43
Ep 202: “Life Is Like A Tub Of Manteca, You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get!”
·30m - 44
Ep 201: “Did You Sharon Stone Those Tights?”
·31m - 45
Ep 200: “Daddy is a State of Mind!?!”
·33m - 46
Ep 199: "The Real Cousins of LA?!”
·33m - 47
Ep 198: “Wide Gaping Spaces in 2023?!"
·32m - 48
Ep 197: "Murder She Doodled?!"
·31m - 49
Ep 196: “Your Gay Tamales?!“
·30m - 50
Ep 149: Pink M&Ms and Blue Barracudas??
·33m - 51
Ep 193: “Twist My Arm, Pull My Leg…I’m a Fucking Bop It!”
·30m - 52
Ep 192: “Tops Need a Hello Too!!“
·33m - 53
Ep 189: "The C Word???"
·30m - 54
Ep 188: "How Do I Become The Fluff Stuffer?!"
·31m - 55
Ep 187: “Yoursemite, Mysemite, Oursemite?!”
·32m - 56
Ep 186: “Serving cunt at a Sears?!?”
·32m - 57
Ep 185: “Happy Hole-O-Ween?!?”
·31m - 58
Ep 184: “Magic School Bus for Mexicans?!“
·32m - 59
Ep 183: "2+2 = Ñ"
·31m - 60
Ep 182: "Cuatro Leches Cake?! ...What's the fourth milk?"
·27m - 61
Ep 181: “Dunkies to Suck on and a Pumpkin Spice Maruchan!?!“
·32m - 62
Ep 180: “When Push Comes to Shove?!”
·27m - 63
Ep 179: "Big Tío Energy?!?“
·32m - 64
Ep 178: “Not All Heroes Wear Capes But They Do Wear Caftans!”
·31m - 65
Ep 177: “Where the Crawdads are Daddying!!”
·32m - 66
Ep 148: You Wanna Take A Photo Dump?
·34m - 67
Ep 176: "I Have A Piñata Kink..."
·33m - 68
Ep 175: “Little Miss Traviesa!!”
·31m - 69
Ep 174: "Thick Bottle, Tight Mouth?!"
·32m - 70
Ep 173: “There Goes The Gayborhood!!”
·31m - 71
Ep 172: “Squirt, Stepdads, and Swiffers?!"
·33m - 72
Ep 171: "Wearing T-Shirts In The Pool?!"
·32m - 73
Ep 170: “Artichoke Me Daddy!
·33m - 74
Ep 169: “Community Tramp-o-line?!”
·30m - 75
Ep 168: “Hot Dads!!” (w/ Darryl Stephens)
·33m - 76
Ep 167: "Listen to Me! Is This Thing On?!" (w/ Oscar Montoya)
·34m - 77
Ep 166: "My Peacock Is Out!"
·31m - 78
Ep 165: “Pozole for the Pucci?!”
·32m - 79
Ep 164: "Better Homo & Gardens?!"
·32m - 80
Ep 163: "Pussy to the Pavement!" (w/ Salina Estitties)
·35m - 81
Ep 162: “Squeakin’ and Squawkin’ into a Shape!“
·33m - 82
Ep 161: “The Corner of Hole & Pole on Main!”
·34m - 83
Ep 160: "Bidi Bidi Roomba!"
·33m - 84
Ep 159: "Daddies Who 'Shroom!"
·32m - 85
Ep 158: "Huscular, baby!"
·30m - 86
Ep 157: “Yoshi Rimming the House Down?!“
·32m - 87
Ep 156: “No Tater Tops In This Fryerarchy!“
·34m - 88
Ep 155: “A Bitch of Many Tangas!”
·33m - 89
Ep 154: "The F.A.G. Awards!”
·31m - 90
Ep 153: “It’s Not Porn If It’s Framed!” (w/ Francisco Cabrera-Feo)
·34m - 91
Ep 152: Wearing Vests to the Gay Club?!
·32m - 92
Ep 151: "How Do You Not Eat Ass?!" (w/ Curly Velasquez)
·40m - 93
Ep 150: Playing with Our Wordles!?
·33m - 94
Ep 146: The Stroke of Midnight?!
·31m - 95
Ep 219: "Boat Rides, Small Spaces, and Men P*ssing in the Street?!”
Michael and Estevan kick off Pride Month with chisme, pop culture commentary, and stories from their lives as gay cousins.
·32m - 96
Ep 191: “Who Is Buying All The Glitter?!?"
Michael and Estevan deliver an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and personal stories with a comedic twist.
·30m - 97
Ep 190: “Wanna Take A Ride In The Chismobile?!”
Michael and Estevan deliver an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and personal stories with a comedic twist.
·28m - 98
Ep 234: “Pisspanic Heritage Month?!?"
Michael and Estevan kick off Hispanic Heritage Month with banter about flirty eyes, riding with Mexicans, and cutting bangs from TikTok.
·32m - 99
Ep 218: “All I’ve Got is a VPL and Two Ugly Socks!?”
Michael and Estevan banter about a recording mishap and set up a fun, uncensored episode of pop culture commentary and personal stories.
·28m - 100
Ep 220: “Her Purple Grimace Milkshake Brought Bill Murray to the Yard?!“
Michael and Estevan kick off an episode with playful banter, pop culture references, and personal updates in their signature humorous style.
·30m - 101
Ep 245: “Are You Feeling What I’m Feeling Right Now??”
Hidden gemMichael and Esteban open with a Target quote — "to each her own, but I know she shouldn't be having no kids" — and keep testing how the line works as an insult.
Dec 5, 2023·34m·2 clips - 102
Ep 244: "Ho Ho Ho, Bitches!!"
Michael and Esteban discuss Thanksgiving in Los Angeles and New York, including Central Park after the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade and a restaurant meal that becomes a joke about privilege.
Nov 28, 2023·32m·2 clips - 103
Ep 243: “Toucan Sam’s Sweet Sweet Milk?!"
Michael and Esteban use Red Bull, five-hour energy shots, and Froot Loops milk to launch a conversation about sugary drinks and childhood habits.
Nov 21, 2023·32m·2 clips - 104
Ep 242: "Michael is People Magazine's Meanest Girl Alive!!"
Hidden gemMichael and Esteban debate Patrick Dempsey’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive selection, suggesting Pedro Pascal, Idris Elba, Marlon Brando, and James Dean as alternatives.
Nov 14, 2023·30m·2 clips - 105
Ep 241: "Big Yum Energy!?"
Nov 7, 2023·31m - 106
Ep 240: “Oh He Mashed That Pumpkin, Baby!!”
Oct 31, 2023·30m - 107
Ep 239: "How’s Your Spirit? Haunted!“
Oct 24, 2023·32m - 108
Ep 238: “A girl named Troye and a Boy Named Sue and a They Named Fancy!!”
Oct 17, 2023·31m - 109
Ep 237: "That's The Ultimate Reveal…Bitch, You’re Dead!"
Oct 10, 2023·29m - 110
Ep 236: “How To Celebrate Cocktober!?!”
Hidden gemMichael and Estevan celebrate Cocktober with pop culture commentary, games, and auditions for a burlesque musical.
Oct 3, 2023·32m·2 clips - 111
Ep 235: "The Middle School Episode!!"
Sep 26, 2023·30m - 112
Ep 234: “Pisspanic Heritage Month?!?"
Sep 19, 2023·32m - 113
Ep 233: “It’s Tennis With Your Mouth?!”
Michael and Estevan deliver an uncensored half-hour of chisme, pop culture commentary, and humorous stories.
Sep 12, 2023·33m - 114
Ep 232: “Jesus Was A Twunk!!“
Sep 5, 2023·31m - 115
Ep 231: "If You Could Smell This Episode..."
Aug 29, 2023·30m - 116
Ep 230: “A Blue Collar King Sucking on a Cumpkin Spiced Latte?!“
Aug 22, 2023·28m - 117
Ep 229: "Cross stitch versus crotch sitch?!"
Aug 15, 2023·27m - 118
Ep 228: "It’s Musical Chairs for Mouths, Which I Love!“
Aug 8, 2023·31m - 119
Ep 227: “Do You Think Gay Aliens Are Real?!”
Aug 1, 2023·30m - 120
Ep 226: “Seep In The City?!”
Jul 25, 2023·32m - 121
Ep 225: “His Room, Was Getting Crowded!!!”
Jul 18, 2023·30m - 122
Ep 224: "How Much Tip Do You Give??"
Jul 11, 2023·33m - 123
Ep 223: "Age/Sex/Location?!"
Jul 4, 2023·31m - 124
Ep 222: "The Cumtainer Store?!"
Jun 27, 2023·31m - 125
Ep 221: "2023 is the Year of The Pit?!?"
Jun 20, 2023·31m - 126
Ep 220: “Her Purple Grimace Milkshake Brought Bill Murray to the Yard?!“
Jun 13, 2023·30m - 127
Ep 219: "Boat Rides, Small Spaces, and Men P*ssing in the Street?!”
Jun 6, 2023·32m - 128
Ep 218: “All I’ve Got is a VPL and Two Ugly Socks!?”
May 30, 2023·28m - 129
Ep 217: "I've Got A Lot of Weiner News So Buckle Up!!"
May 23, 2023·30m - 130
Ep 216: “If Our Foreskin Fathers Could See Us Now!!”
May 16, 2023·30m - 131
Ep 215: “Is that what we’re calling 3sums now?!“
May 9, 2023·30m - 132
Ep 214: “Flounder Is On Ozempic!?”
May 2, 2023·31m - 133
Ep 213: "No Buddy Gets Buddy From Me!"
Apr 25, 2023·30m - 134
Ep 212: “Between Two Fernandos?!”
Apr 18, 2023·31m - 135
Ep 211: “Duo-that-Lingus?!”
Apr 11, 2023·28m - 136
Ep 210: “You Know April, I’m Her Fool“
Apr 4, 2023·29m - 137
Ep 209: “How Nice to Have Soft Parents and Soft Walls…”
Mar 28, 2023·30m - 138
Ep 208: “Patron Saints of the White Arts”
Mar 21, 2023·32m - 139
Ep 207: “Los Gilmás Girls!?”
Mar 7, 2023·31m - 140
Ep 206: "Insert Funny Joke Here!?"
Feb 28, 2023·30m - 141
Ep 205: "You’re not giving Barney a chance to serve C*nt!"
Feb 21, 2023·28m - 142
Ep 204: “Wetter, The Remix" (w/ ByLatinMen)
Feb 14, 2023·29m - 143
Ep 203: "Two people raised me...Sally Field and Sean Cody!!"
Feb 7, 2023·30m - 144
Ep 202: “Life Is Like A Tub Of Manteca, You Never Know What You’re Gonna Get!”
Jan 31, 2023·30m - 145
Ep 201: “Did You Sharon Stone Those Tights?”
Jan 24, 2023·31m - 146
Ep 200: “Daddy is a State of Mind!?!”
Jan 17, 2023·33m - 147
Ep 199: "The Real Cousins of LA?!”
Jan 10, 2023·33m - 148
Ep 198: “Wide Gaping Spaces in 2023?!"
Jan 3, 2023·32m - 149
Ep 197: "Murder She Doodled?!"
Dec 27, 2022·31m - 150
Ep 196: “Your Gay Tamales?!“
Dec 20, 2022·30m