
Messy pop culture, blunt verdicts.
The gist
We're Not Nordic treats movies and music like a messy group text that made it to a microphone. Chuck, Jay, and occasional guests move from plot recaps and release calendars into blunt verdicts, side jokes, and oddly specific memory lane detours.
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About We’re Not Nordic
We're Not Nordic is pop-culture criticism with the wiring left visible. The show talks about movies, music, franchises, trailers, albums, and old favorites in a way that feels closer to a late-night couch argument than a formal review desk. Chuck is often the main voice in recent episodes, especially on the Chillin With Chuck side feed, where a single movie can turn into a release-calendar sweep, a streaming recommendation, and a complaint about whether anything deserved a theater screen. The full-show energy with Jay is looser and more reactive. A cold open can burn through puns before the actual topic even starts. That looseness is part of the point. The show is willing to back up, correct itself, forget an actor's name, check a remembered fact, and keep moving. Recent episodes hit Madam Web, Aquaman in the Lost Kingdom, A Haunting in Venice, Pet Sematary: Bloodlines, Civil War, Godzilla x Kong, and other releases with a mix of curiosity and blunt dismissal. The movie talk is rarely just plot summary. It notices odd production choices, franchise baggage, marketing weirdness, product placement, and the crucial question of whether bad is funny-bad or just boring-bad. Music gets the same treatment. Weezer's Make Believe becomes a track-by-track reckoning with singles, album length, fan history, and the feeling of hearing a band make the wrong kind of catchy choice. Metal-album list projects and casual rap recommendations sit comfortably beside comic-book chatter and pandemic-era TV talk. Daryl and Tony Toenail bring a more conversational, check-in quality, while Jay's absence and return become part of the ongoing texture. The show does not sand down its personality into clean takes. It is digressive, sarcastic, nostalgic, and comfortable making a small detail carry the joke. That makes it best for listeners who want taste and banter more than tidy criticism. Its strongest moments come when a simple review turns into a record of how people actually talk after seeing something strange, disappointing, stupid, or unexpectedly fun.
Made for: Best for comedy-minded movie and music fans who enjoy loose banter, franchise complaints, album revisits, and casual verdicts on what is worth the trip to a theater. It especially fits listeners who like criticism that leaves room for digressions, nostalgia, and half-serious scoring systems.
What sets it apart: The show's edge is its unpolished specificity: release dates, cast lists, plot mechanics, childhood references, and offhand ratings all get tossed into the same conversation. It feels less like curated criticism and more like hearing opinionated friends process pop culture in real time.
In their own words
Listen as two washed up punk rock dudes revisit movies and music maligned by the general public or critics. Does it hold up? Does it deserve a second chance? Find out as we blindly pull from a bag and discuss our thoughts in our segment called “Punching Bags”. [email protected]
Why you'd press play
Chuck gives Madam Web's Pepsi-factory climax exactly the patience you wish bad movies earned.
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- to hear someone decide whether a bad movie is at least fun-bad
- a movie-preview companion who admits he'll see Godzilla x Kong anyway
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Episodes
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Chillin With Chuck #14
Chuck reviews Sony’s Madam Web, criticizing its 2003 setting, unexplained villain, Pepsi-factory climax, and Dakota Johnson performance.
Feb 21, 2024·25m·1 clip - 2
Chillin With Chuck #13
Two friends discuss the movie Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom and preview upcoming 2024 films.
Jan 17, 2024·34m·2 clips - 3
Weezin The Juice #3 - Make Believe
Nov 8, 2023·16m - 4
74 - Saw: Jack Daniels Wing Sauce
Chuck and Jay review E-Town Concrete’s “Level Up,” their first new song in ten years, and question whether the track sounds deliberately conventional.
Nov 1, 2023·1h 32m·5 clips - 5
Weezin The Juice #2 - Maladroit
Hidden gemChuck reviews Weezer's 2002 album Maladroit after tracing the band's move from The Green Album's 1.6 million sales.
Oct 18, 2023·17m·1 clip - 6
73 - his makeup didn’t even look cool!
Oct 11, 2023·1h 2m - 7
72 - Music. Why?
Oct 4, 2023·1h 28m - 8
Weezin The Juice #1 - The Green Album
Sep 27, 2023·18m - 9
Chillin With Chuck # 12
Hidden gemIn this solo 'Chillin' with Chuck' episode — the first in over two years — Chuck reviews the Kenneth Branagh film A Haunting in Venice, which he rates 7 Viking broadswords out of 10, praising Tina Fey's against-type serious role and the film's supernatural bent.
Sep 20, 2023·24m·1 clip - 10
71 - Doordash It To The Prison
Sep 13, 2023·1h 33m - 11
70 - The Glis Factor
Sep 6, 2023·1h 21m - 12
69 - 69 DUUUUUDES
Two punk rock hosts joke and banter before introducing their show about revisiting maligned movies and music.
Aug 30, 2023·1h 14m - 13
68 - Bouquet of Balderdash
Aug 23, 2023·1h 7m - 14
67 - John Rybeck
Mar 3, 2021·1h 20m - 15
66 - From the Boot to the Bonnet
Feb 25, 2021·1h 34m - 16
65 - Jet Sounds 2: Electric Boogaloo
Feb 17, 2021·1h 24m - 17
64 - Hot Puns
Feb 12, 2021·1h 23m - 18
Jammin With Jay #5. Talking with my whole mouth, not Courtney Love style.
Feb 11, 2021·7m - 19
63 - Debt Damage
Feb 3, 2021·1h 32m - 20
62 - Jet Sounds
Jan 28, 2021·1h 29m - 21
61 - Brainy quotes from regular people
Jan 20, 2021·1h 33m - 22
60 - Seasonally Aroused
Jan 14, 2021·1h 26m - 23
Chillin With Chuck # 11
Hidden gemTwo punk rock hosts banter and revisit movies and music that were panned by critics or the public, discussing whether they deserve a second chance.
Jan 7, 2021·57m·2 clips - 24
59 - Haley Joel Osmond
Dec 23, 2020·1h 36m - 25
58 - The Hottest Babe I Ever Babed
Dec 17, 2020·1h 25m - 26
57 - Hello Sebastian
Dec 9, 2020·1h 31m - 27
56 - James Hetfield and Kirk Cameron
Dec 3, 2020·1h 24m - 28
Thanksgiving 2020 mini-sode
Nov 26, 2020·23m - 29
55 - Bus-Ted
Nov 18, 2020·1h 12m - 30
54 - Pure Vegan Tears
Nov 12, 2020·1h 47m - 31
53 - Jar Jar Snow
Nov 4, 2020·1h 16m - 32
WNN Halloween Special
Nov 1, 2020·13m - 33
52 - Don’t Go Jason Waterfalls
Oct 29, 2020·1h 18m - 34
51 - Seating Neve Campbell, Party of Five!!
Oct 21, 2020·1h 19m - 35
50 - If it ain’t got a good stench, I ain’t lightin it
Oct 14, 2020·2h 2m - 36
49 - Macaw the Cops
Oct 8, 2020·1h 19m - 37
48 - Was It Ever Released Question Mark
Sep 30, 2020·1h 19m - 38
47 - Kraptana
Sep 24, 2020·1h 9m - 39
Chillin With Chuck # 10
Sep 9, 2020·17m - 40
46 - Manatee Chicken Tender
Sep 2, 2020·1h 12m - 41
45 - My Novelty Steam Punk Hat
Aug 27, 2020·1h 28m - 42
44 - Fresh Prince - The Gritty Reboot
Aug 19, 2020·1h 12m - 43
43 - Don’t Want No Short Short Board
Aug 13, 2020·1h 2m - 44
THE BEST OF WE’RE NOT NORDIC (VOLUME 1 HOPEFULLY)
Aug 5, 2020·1h 49m - 45
42 - We Can Be Heroes
Jul 29, 2020·1h 15m - 46
41 - Leonardo Dicraprio
Jul 23, 2020·1h 2m - 47
40 - Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
Jul 15, 2020·1h 33m - 48
39 - Wine Em, Dine Em, 22 Em
Jul 9, 2020·1h 2m - 49
38 - 2000 Cigs
Jul 1, 2020·1h 13m - 50
37 - Al’s a Bastard
Jun 25, 2020·1h 28m