
Pub banter with old-TV bruises.
The gist
The Two Pints Podcast! runs on quick jabs, half-serious confessions, and arguments that begin with tiny domestic questions. Recent episodes move from relationship quizzes and snoring disputes to prosthetic TV costumes, medical embarrassment, pub stories, future speculation, and the odd sincere parenting aside.
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About The Two Pints Podcast!
The Two Pints Podcast! is loose, fast, and built around the pleasure of watching familiar people wind each other up. Its center is Will and Ralph, whose conversations often start with a simple listener question and then skid into memory, embarrassment, mock outrage, or a surprisingly warm aside. Recent bonus episodes bring Michelle into the room for a run of relationship questions. The setup is simple. Best gifts, first dates, favourite films, favourite songs, best qualities, snoring, driving, cooking, vanity, and parenting all become tests of memory and nerve. The comedy comes from the hesitation before an answer as much as the answer itself. Will guessing a date becomes a full courtroom scene. A question about the better driver turns into manual gears, road rage, tanks, and domestic confidence. The show is not tidy, and that is the point. It prefers interruption to structure, reaction to polish, and personal detail to clean punchlines. The Two Pints TV past remains part of the texture, especially when listener questions bring up the fat Gaz suit, prosthetics, costume storage, and the odd reality of filming jobs. It is nostalgic without becoming museum-like. The show also keeps drifting into bodily awkwardness: snoring, wind, medical checks, sex songs, erectile dysfunction, and sponsor reads that sit awkwardly beside the banter. Some turns are deliberately rude in shape, though the product is less shock machine than friendship machine. Ralph's thought about Romans not knowing they were ancient gives the show a different gear, turning a detail into a comic argument about how the present will look in 200 years. Then it swerves back again. Dr. Dave's return gives the health material a named recurring point of reference. Michelle's appearances add a sharper domestic charge, because the teasing has consequences in the room. For PlayNext users, this is a show for comedy discovery rather than neat topic discovery. The reward is hearing a small question become a messy, human dispute before anyone has had time to make it respectable.
Made for: For listeners who like quick comedy chat, blunt friendship, listener-question chaos, and old TV nostalgia with family stories close behind.
What sets it apart: It stands apart by making ordinary prompts feel like live arbitration between people with history. The sharpest bits come from memory tests, domestic detail, and the way rude joking can suddenly turn affectionate.
In their own words
For almost the whole decade of “the noughties”, Will Mellor and Ralf Little defined the voice of a generation in the hit BBC show Two Pints of Lager & a Packet of Crisps” A decade later the boys reunited and launched The Two Pints podcast in May 2020, which is now into its fifth series. Enjoying the kind of banter that only true friends can have, Will and Ralf chat sh*t to each other, to fellow celebs and to guests with fascinating stories to tell...all over two pints, (or sometimes a cup of tea). Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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A sleep complaint becomes a crocodile death roll before anyone can offer useful advice.
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Episodes
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A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 3
Hidden gemWill and Michelle playfully debate the best tangible gifts they've given each other, with comedic interruptions and banter.
Mar 20, 2026·17m·1 clip - 2
A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 2
A couple playfully challenges each other to name their best qualities, leading to humorous banter and accusations.
Mar 18, 2026·15m - 3
A Massive Surprise for Will - Bonus Episode Part 1
A podcast host surprises his co-host by bringing in a scientist to discuss the TV show 'Surviving Death' after a lengthy ad break.
Mar 16, 2026·14m - 4
Sex Songs - A Swift Half
A podcast episode where the host promotes a new show about anti-Semitism in Canada, then transitions into a listener Q&A segment about a TV show's fat suit.
Mar 13, 2026·16m·1 clip - 5
Sporting Bloopers - 'What Will William Tell?'
Ralph reads “What Will William Tell?” sports bloopers sent by producer Sharky.
Mar 11, 2026·15m·1 clip - 6
Does Size Matter?
Mar 9, 2026·44m - 7
Fantasy Casting : A Swift Half.
Mar 6, 2026·12m - 8
Monks and Mouthwash - 'What Will William Tell?'
Mar 4, 2026·15m - 9
Foot Fetishes and Boring Sports
Mar 2, 2026·38m - 10
A Free Pass: A Swift Half
Feb 27, 2026·13m - 11
A Hotel on the Moon: What Will William Tell?
Feb 25, 2026·13m - 12
Vabbing and Scrabbing.
Feb 23, 2026·41m - 13
Advice for your Younger Self: A Swift Half
Feb 20, 2026·15m - 14
The Worst Year to be Alive - What Will William Tell?
Feb 18, 2026·12m - 15
Sliding Doors
Feb 16, 2026·37m - 16
Pet Peeves: A Swift Half
Feb 13, 2026·14m - 17
Face Farts - What Will William Tell?
Feb 11, 2026·11m - 18
Spies, Surprises and Sean Penn
Feb 9, 2026·38m - 19
I need your Prayers.
Feb 2, 2026·30m - 20
What the Hell do those Notes mean??!!
Jan 26, 2026·27m - 21
Windmilling at Wembley
Jan 19, 2026·24m - 22
That was 2025!
Jan 12, 2026·31m - 23
Midlife MOT - Numan Bonus Episode
Dec 15, 2025·22m - 24
Invisible for the Day.
Dec 12, 2025·14m - 25
Will’s Christmas Crackers.
Dec 10, 2025·11m - 26
I LOVE BEEEEEEEED!!!!!
Dec 8, 2025·47m - 27
Pints or Tugs?
Dec 5, 2025·12m - 28
Sex, Surveys and Several Layers.
Dec 3, 2025·14m - 29
Are you a Psychopath?
Dec 1, 2025·39m - 30
I wasn’t expecting that.
Nov 28, 2025·17m - 31
The Dancing Plague
Nov 26, 2025·14m - 32
Were the Moon Landings Faked?
Nov 24, 2025·50m - 33
Ghosts and UFOs.
Nov 21, 2025·14m - 34
Weird Museums
Nov 19, 2025·9m - 35
Technology, Teeth and Taste Tests.
Nov 17, 2025·57m - 36
Upstairs Today, Downstairs Tomorrow.
Nov 14, 2025·14m - 37
Sixth Sense or Coincidence?
Nov 12, 2025·14m - 38
Dancing on a Pub roof
Two Pints with Will and Ralph, series six episode eight, begins with the announcement of the podcast's first consistent beer sponsor — Beerwulf.com with a Blade Home Draft Machine — ending five years of tea-only recording, with party poppers that largely fail to fire.
Nov 10, 2025·48m·3 clips - 39
Our last day on Earth.
Nov 7, 2025·16m - 40
Brains, Bangs and Jazz.
Nov 5, 2025·13m - 41
Life in 200 Years Time.
Will and Ralph discuss how ancient Romans didn't realize they were ancient, using a visit to a Roman barracks in Italy as a springboard.
Nov 3, 2025·50m - 42
Stand or Sit, Scrunch or Fold?
Oct 31, 2025·11m - 43
Mr Mellor’s History Lesson.
Oct 29, 2025·14m - 44
Little White Lies
Will and Ralph introduce a seasonal series episode where they plan to discuss erectile dysfunction with Dr.
Oct 27, 2025·59m - 45
Is that real or a prosthetic?
Oct 24, 2025·11m - 46
Vibrators, Love Chairs and The King of France.
Oct 22, 2025·12m - 47
Europe v America
Will and Ralph, two British comedians, spend the episode comparing American and British cultural habits, starting with how they both grew up with American pop culture — films like Grease and E.T.
Oct 20, 2025·40m·2 clips - 48
What’s the Weirdest thing you’ve ever Googled?
Oct 17, 2025·10m - 49
It’s not what it looks like!
Oct 15, 2025·13m - 50
Wet Bread
Two Pints with Will and Al covers health resolutions, listener questions, and candid personal conversation in episode four of series six, with Will Moore explaining he is cutting back on casual home drinking after health blood tests and replacing it with tea, which has introduced a debate about dipping toast crusts in tea.
Oct 13, 2025·42m·2 clips