
Panic, politics, and punchlines under pressure.
The gist
The Short News Podcast turns headlines into a compressed pressure valve: angry, funny, scared, and allergic to polished neutrality. Alex Mador moves from war with Iran to AI surveillance, Epstein-file revelations, sober reflection, and anti-elite rage without pretending the news is tidy.
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About The Short News Podcast
The Short News Podcast is a raw current-events monologue with the emotional temperature turned all the way up. It is short in name, but dense in pressure. Alex Mador works through the news as if each headline has arrived carrying both a punchline and a warning label. Recent episodes circle war with Iran, draft anxiety, the Epstein files, Donald Trump, AI companies, surveillance, wealthy elites, institutional failure, and the creeping sense that ordinary people are being managed by systems they did not choose. The show is angry. It is also self-aware about that anger. Several excerpts pause to question whether rage is useful, whether fear is contagious, and whether talking about the news can become its own kind of damage. That tension gives the podcast its shape. One moment it is a political rant about power, wealth, and war; the next it becomes a confession about burnout, sobriety, grief, mixed signals, or trying not to make personal pain everyone else’s problem. The comedy is abrasive but functional. It breaks the panic into something audible. Pop-culture references and absurd asides sit beside serious claims about militarism, Gaza, AI safety, workplace monitoring, and elite impunity. The show does not chase a neutral newsroom voice. It is closer to an agitated notebook, a stand-up set, and a late-night phone call sharing the same microphone. That looseness can be messy, but it is also the point. The speaker keeps the seams visible: late recordings, abandoned attempts, mental fatigue, second thoughts, and sudden pivots all become part of the experience. Listeners looking for calm summary may find it too heated. Listeners who want political comedy with a pulse may recognize the appeal immediately. The Short News Podcast treats the news less as information to consume than as a stress test for conscience, humor, and survival. It is messy because the world it covers is messy. It is funny because the alternative would be unbearable.
Made for: For listeners who want current-events comedy with moral urgency, personal candor, and very little patience for institutional polish. It fits people who follow politics, AI, war news, and pop-culture absurdity but prefer a charged monologue to a panel format.
What sets it apart: Its edge comes from collapsing headline commentary and personal reckoning into the same fast, unstable rhythm. The show is not just reacting to the news; it is tracking what constant exposure to the news does to a person trying to stay honest.
In their own words
Not the news. The Short News.Host Alex Madore returns to the charged, comedic, and blunt voice that made TSN a cult favorite during 2020’s lockdowns — blending raw honesty, political satire, strange headlines, and personal storytelling into a condensed format designed for people who’ve seen too much - but this time he’s not a college student learning the ropes.From systemic injustice to personal recovery, from metaphysical weirdness to pop culture absurdity, The Short News covers it all — with a a firmer stance, sharper bits, and zero allegiance to either side of the aisle.
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Alex Mador turns political dread into an apartment-floor rant, then checks his own pulse.
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- your Epstein-file outrage served hot, profane, and deeply suspicious of elite impunity
- someone to question AI guardrails without pretending the technology is either savior or supervillain
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Episodes
- 1
TikTok Gets Banned, Israel Does War Crimes
·41m - 2
"Open the F**king Strait", he said, Presidentially
·29m - 3
"That Guy Will Return in That Thing"
·22m - 4
Are We Getting Drafted? and Other News
·23m - 5
Edging the News
·28m - 6
Burger King's Skynet and WWIII
·19m - 7
AI - How It's Killing the Vibe
·26m - 8
TSN After Hours: "Your Words Have Power"
·25m - 9
The Epstein Files (Again)
·26m - 10
The Epstein Files, Round II
·24m - 11
ICE Stands for "Invading Cities Excessively"
·21m - 12
The War On America, By America
·41m - 13
National Treasure III (but the treasure is Venezuela's oil)
·27m - 14
Reflecting on 2025, Looking to 2026
·19m - 15
Epstein Files Drop Online, Jake Paul Dropped in PPV
·23m - 16
Cannabis vs the Press, Trump vs Women
·43m - 17
Kim Kardashian's Frontal Lobe & Other Emergencies
·46m - 18
"Bill Clinton is just Glenn Quagmire" & Budgeting for the Apocalypse
·38m - 19
The Throat GOAT President (Pt 2)
·29m - 20
The Throat GOAT President (Part 1)
·25m - 21
AI-Generated Poverty & Government Shutdown
·35m - 22
Hope Hasn't Left the Building
·16m - 23
All Cops, Even Paw Patrol: Police Brutality, Surveillance, and Superman
·15m - 24
The Voice That Stayed - TSN After Hours
·22m - 25
"Am I Steamrolling Someone’s Liberation?"
·12m - 26
Trump's 'Bribe Force One' and RFK's 'List'
·18m - 27
George Santos’ Prison Podcast & Trump’s Deportation Chaos: Who’s to Blame?
·14m - 28
Elon Started the Fire and a Return to Form
·32m - 29
Return of the Trump
·28m - 30
Joe Biden Lets Hunter Cook
·23m - 31
Trump's Rotten Cabinet and Five Years of the Podcast!!
·21m - 32
Election 2024 - Where The Democrats Went Wrong
·31m - 33
Donald J. Trump Meets Elon "Wario" Musk
·38m - 34
Alex's Seizure and THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
·34m - 35
Trump Wins (by Getting Shot) & Alex in a Sunken Place
·32m - 36
Biden vs Trump, Project 2025, and the End of the World
·23m - 37
Cybertruck? Or Cybercucked?
·37m - 38
The Jimmy Buffett Estate v. Alex and Kelsey, 2024 - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·1h 27m - 39
Kelsey Tripsits for Alex - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·1h 26m - 40
Podcasting on Mushrooms - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·1h 11m - 41
The Pool House Has a New Location and Women Be Shopping, Am I Right? - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·1h 25m - 42
The Dune Bucket, Penile Injuries, Margarita March - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·1h 3m - 43
Addressing the Backshot Allegations - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·54m - 44
Analyzing Hentai and Roasting Zuckerberg - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·49m - 45
“It’s Just a Cold” - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·34m - 46
Taylor Swift's Super Bowl W and Biden Being Old AF
·44m - 47
Seeing Drake's Penis while Listening to Creed - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
·44m - 48
Dry February is a Mess feat. Doctor Phil
·46m - 49
Crying at Work and Gross School Lunches - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
·1h 16m - 50
The Gang Gets Sober - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
·1h 18m - 51
Sleeping Pills and Crying - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
·34m - 52
The Epstein List is Coming and Joe Biden Steals the Podcast Again
·50m - 53
Dr. Phil Breaks into the Pool House - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
·33m - 54
2023 In a Nutshell - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
·26m - 55
The Gang Gets Memento'd - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·1h 13m - 56
About that manic episode…
·40m - 57
Sonic Tattoos/The Outcast Mario Brother - The Pool House With Alex and Kelsey
·1h 58m - 58
Israel's War Crimes & Relationship Advice
·47m - 59
Alex Gets Married - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·2m - 60
Old People Running for Office (also some mental health stuff?)
·1h 6m - 61
Dealing with Heartbreak (Again) - The Pool House Podcast
·1h 55m - 62
Sorry, Jimmy Buffett (The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey)
·2h 46m - 63
Steven Hawking's Rizz Game - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
·2h 40m - 64
The Pride Episode (featuring Kelsey)
·1h 27m - 65
The WORST Relationship Advice (and some Politics)
·58m - 66
Quitting Drinking 101 and Trump in Flavortown????
·56m - 67
"Are We F**ked?" featuring Kelsey (The Pool House Podcast)
·1h 18m - 68
The Joe Biden Cocaine Episode
·20m - 69
Trouble in Margaritaville (The Pool House Episode 1)
·1h 5m - 70
Bidenomics is a BAD Idea
·1h 2m - 71
Goblin Mode, Heartache, and Life Updates (with special guest Kelsey)
·2h 6m - 72
Revisiting the Best Fake Commercials of the Short News Podcast
·19m - 73
Joe Biden Hijacks the Podcast
·5m - 74
Slapping Joe Biden
·37m - 75
The Return of The Short News Podcast (Update on what’s to come)
·6m - 76
Ted Cruz "Solves" Gun Violence
·1h 13m - 77
Applebee's World War III & PornHub Space Program
·1h 10m - 78
Jimmy Fallon Launders Some Money
·1h 3m - 79
Gun Violence and Anti-Maskers (not at the same time)
·1h 13m - 80
270 Doctors, 1 Joe Rogan
·1h 7m - 81
Eric Adams, the Bronx Fire, and the Housing Problem
·1h 10m - 82
The End of Fart Jars & "All My Apes Gone"
·1h 14m - 83
Do Republicans Want to Date AOC?
·1h 17m - 84
Roasting the Biden Administration (for once)
·1h 21m - 85
That Nancy Reagan Sloppy Spin Cycle
·1h 24m - 86
Snack-Related Racial Issues
·1h 12m - 87
Music NFTs AKA iTunes with Extra Steps
·1h 12m - 88
Influencer Dr. Fauci & Blocked by a CEO
·1h 17m - 89
Into the Zuckerverse
·1h 3m - 90
Alex vs the NFT Community
·1h 31m - 91
Drake Bell caught in 8K 120 FPS UHD No Filter
·1h 20m - 92
President Joe Bidet (Not a Typo)
·1h 14m - 93
Cry-le Rittenhouse
·1h 26m - 94
Ted Cruz vs Big Bird: Dawn of Medical Justice
·1h 18m - 95
Joe Manchin Deez Nuts
·1h 16m - 96
Facebook's Metaverse and Tucker's Fear of Trans People
·1h 36m - 97
Crying Jordan Peterson & Alex Gets Roasted
·1h 16m - 98
Comedians in Discord Discussing Cannabis with Kyndra Crump
·57m - 99
Ohio Gets Run Train On/Rick and Morty Problems
·37m - 100
The Fartist - The Pool House Podcast with Kelsey and Alex
Kelsey and Alex discuss their Halloween weekend hangover and list spooky things like situationships and Trump's tanning assistant.
·1h 25m - 101
"Open the F**king Strait", he said, Presidentially
Hidden gemAlex Mador returns to rant about escalating tensions between the US and Iran, criticizing Trump's aggressive stance.
Apr 6, 2026·29m·1 clip - 102
Are We Getting Drafted? and Other News
Alex Mador discusses potential US draft and soldier eligibility amid tensions with Iran.
Mar 26, 2026·23m·1 clip - 103
Edging the News
Alex Mador returns to The Short News Podcast after taking a break from news and focuses on the United States’ bombing of Iran, political accountability, and public exhaustion.
Mar 17, 2026·28m·2 clips - 104
Burger King's Skynet and WWIII
Alex Mador discusses the US bombing of Iran and the potential for World War III, linking it to AI and last week's episode.
Mar 5, 2026·19m·1 clip - 105
AI - How It's Killing the Vibe
Alex Mador examines ChatGPT 4.0, GPT-5.2, and the risks of relying on language models that can sound agreeable without seeing the world.
Feb 20, 2026·26m·1 clip - 106
The Epstein Files (Again)
Alex Mador examines the reported release of 3.5 million Epstein-related pages while alleging that another 3.5 million remain unreleased.
Feb 13, 2026·26m·1 clip - 107
TSN After Hours: "Your Words Have Power"
Hidden gemThe host explains why dating messages can take "two and a half business days" to answer despite reliable communication during hospital work.
Feb 13, 2026·25m·1 clip - 108
The Epstein Files, Round II
Released DOJ emails place Donald Trump in allegations involving teenage sexual assault and threats against an alleged victim.
Feb 2, 2026·24m·1 clip - 109
ICE Stands for "Invading Cities Excessively"
Alex Mador argues that ICE raids and new document expectations for American citizens have intensified under the Trump administration.
Jan 23, 2026·21m·1 clip - 110
The War On America, By America
Jan 16, 2026·41m - 111
National Treasure III (but the treasure is Venezuela's oil)
Jan 6, 2026·27m - 112
Reflecting on 2025, Looking to 2026
Jan 1, 2026·19m - 113
Epstein Files Drop Online, Jake Paul Dropped in PPV
Dec 22, 2025·23m - 114
"That Guy Will Return in That Thing"
Dec 18, 2025·22m - 115
Cannabis vs the Press, Trump vs Women
Dec 9, 2025·43m - 116
Kim Kardashian's Frontal Lobe & Other Emergencies
Dec 2, 2025·46m - 117
"Bill Clinton is just Glenn Quagmire" & Budgeting for the Apocalypse
Nov 25, 2025·38m - 118
The Throat GOAT President (Pt 2)
Nov 20, 2025·29m - 119
The Throat GOAT President (Part 1)
Nov 18, 2025·25m - 120
AI-Generated Poverty & Government Shutdown
Nov 11, 2025·35m - 121
Hope Hasn't Left the Building
Aug 5, 2025·16m - 122
All Cops, Even Paw Patrol: Police Brutality, Surveillance, and Superman
Jul 21, 2025·15m - 123
The Voice That Stayed - TSN After Hours
Jul 19, 2025·22m - 124
"Am I Steamrolling Someone’s Liberation?"
Jul 2, 2025·12m - 125
Trump's 'Bribe Force One' and RFK's 'List'
May 27, 2025·18m - 126
George Santos’ Prison Podcast & Trump’s Deportation Chaos: Who’s to Blame?
Apr 30, 2025·14m - 127
Elon Started the Fire and a Return to Form
Apr 22, 2025·32m - 128
Return of the Trump
Feb 4, 2025·28m - 129
Joe Biden Lets Hunter Cook
Dec 4, 2024·23m - 130
Trump's Rotten Cabinet and Five Years of the Podcast!!
Nov 22, 2024·21m - 131
Election 2024 - Where The Democrats Went Wrong
Nov 12, 2024·31m - 132
Donald J. Trump Meets Elon "Wario" Musk
Oct 7, 2024·38m - 133
Alex's Seizure and THEY'RE EATING THE DOGS
Sep 27, 2024·34m - 134
Trump Wins (by Getting Shot) & Alex in a Sunken Place
Jul 15, 2024·32m - 135
Biden vs Trump, Project 2025, and the End of the World
Jul 10, 2024·23m - 136
TikTok Gets Banned, Israel Does War Crimes
Apr 29, 2024·41m - 137
Cybertruck? Or Cybercucked?
Apr 15, 2024·37m - 138
The Jimmy Buffett Estate v. Alex and Kelsey, 2024 - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
Apr 4, 2024·1h 27m - 139
Kelsey Tripsits for Alex - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
Apr 2, 2024·1h 26m - 140
Podcasting on Mushrooms - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
Mar 26, 2024·1h 11m - 141
The Pool House Has a New Location and Women Be Shopping, Am I Right? - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
Mar 19, 2024·1h 25m - 142
The Dune Bucket, Penile Injuries, Margarita March - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
Mar 8, 2024·1h 3m - 143
Addressing the Backshot Allegations - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
Feb 28, 2024·54m - 144
Analyzing Hentai and Roasting Zuckerberg - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
Feb 22, 2024·49m - 145
“It’s Just a Cold” - The Pool House with Alex and Kelsey
Feb 19, 2024·34m - 146
Taylor Swift's Super Bowl W and Biden Being Old AF
Feb 14, 2024·44m - 147
Seeing Drake's Penis while Listening to Creed - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
Alex and Kelsey discuss Alex's unexpected heavy Creed phase and joke about seeing Drake's penis while listening to Creed.
Feb 8, 2024·44m - 148
Dry February is a Mess feat. Doctor Phil
Feb 2, 2024·46m - 149
Crying at Work and Gross School Lunches - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
Kelsey and Alex discuss Kelsey's stressful day at work where she cried due to lack of training and a dramatic firing, then shift to talking about gross school lunches.
Jan 25, 2024·1h 16m - 150
The Gang Gets Sober - The Pool House with Kelsey and Alex
Alex and Kelsey parody a chaotic intervention after Alex falls off a balcony while drunk on TikTok Live, featuring impressions of Charlie Sheen and Michael Douglas.
Jan 22, 2024·1h 18m