The Luke and Pete Show

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Fast banter, strange turns, dry exasperation.

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The Luke and Pete Show is a rapid, digressive comedy conversation built from whatever has just annoyed, amused, or confused its two named voices. A sticker, a football kit price, AI anxiety, oil politics, or a bad gig can all become the start of a ridiculous moral inquiry.

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About The Luke and Pete Show

The Luke and Pete Show is a comedy conversation built around derailment. Its appeal is not polish, structure, or careful topic management. It is the quick turn from a small irritation into a fully worked-up comic theory. A new laptop sticker can start a row before the show has properly begun. A chopped nail in a garden cabin can become a lingering domestic grievance. A jar of ghee, a hidden magazine, or a child's England kit can open into a broader argument about habits, prices, embarrassment, and national character. The show has a dry tone, with plenty of mock annoyance and a habit of making petty things sound momentarily important. It moves fast. It also changes lane without much warning. Recent episodes jump from Trump and oil to Ark Raiders, from last-men-on-earth hypotheticals to embryo storage, from Juice Newton to Shaggy, from football terrace fashion to expensive Italian outerwear, and from AI image tools to defense contracts. That breadth is not presented as expertise. It is presented as conversational fuel. The fun is in the friction between half-remembered culture, sudden certainty, pedantic correction, and the willingness to let a bad idea keep going for a little too long. Serious subjects do appear, including AI, military power, geopolitics, and corporate leaders, but the show rarely stays solemn for long. It punctures itself before it can become grand. For PlayNext listeners, it sits in the personal-anecdote corner of comedy: quick, blunt, referential, and messy in a deliberate way. It rewards people who enjoy being dropped into an ongoing friendship and trusted to keep up. References are not always explained. The running order feels more like something to push against than something to obey. That is the point.

Made for: For fans of loose conversational comedy, pop-culture tangents, petty grievances, and arguments that become funnier as they lose discipline. Best for listeners who enjoy rapid references and do not need every detour neatly signposted.

What sets it apart: The show turns throwaway prompts into absurd little systems of thought, then undercuts them before they become too tidy. Its mix of domestic detail, cultural trivia, moral irritation, and chaotic topic changes gives it a texture more specific than standard chat comedy.

In their own words

Join Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson for an unplanned half hour every Monday and Thursday as they pull on the threads of the universe, seeing where each fascinating one takes them. From ancient history and modern phenomena to the week's events and everything in between, The Luke and Pete Show is your chance to share in the fun of two men with time on their hands and a good idea of how to waste it. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

As heard by us

Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Moore and Donaldson make everyday details funny by following each conversational tangent until it develops its own peculiar logic.

Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson turn ordinary conversation into a chain of comic detours, with each observation inviting the next escalation. Swimming technique becomes a discussion of body shape and buoyancy; a child's yoghurt preference leads toward supermarket logistics and…

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Turkey Twizzlers get a meat-percentage reckoning; your inner pub-table pedant has found company.

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  • to hear a swimming complaint become a theory about using your nose as a keel
  • your tech chat to notice both video-game graphics and the strange faces AI gives people
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Best episodes of The Luke and Pete Show

Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

Elderly Japanese Lady GolferMar 26, 2026

A ruined suit cupboard opens into football fashion before a Halloween riff scrambles the sign-off.

A demolished suit cupboard gives the episode its motor, with Luke Moore explaining why his suits are now left to the moths before the conversation drifts into hosting chairs, Dotton's sharper clothes, and the price of looking like one belongs at the football.

Goodnight to the MetaverseMar 23, 2026

A song puzzle gives way to frames-per-second talk, AI app jokes, and a strange closing stretch.

The episode starts with a song-identification puzzle around "Angel in the Morning," then quickly settles into the kind of running jokes that make Juice Newton's name sound like it belongs to a wrestler or a baseball player.

Wet Music and Big ShoesMar 19, 2026

A bad gig, AI anxiety, and a 300 quid bush job keep the banter moving.

The episode starts by swerving past a Noddy Holder bit, then settles into the awkward spill of a bad Hold Steady gig and the spare-ticket fallout that hangs on taste and timing.

Drinking is the AbrahamMar 16, 2026

A swimming worry turns into a buoyancy theory with a nose-based stability fix.

A question about swimming becomes a tidy comic study of public embarrassment, family build, and whether a noticeable nose might work like a boat keel.

Mongo the ChimpfluencerMar 12, 2026

A grim chimp attack pushes Luke and Pete toward a funny, uneasy warning about pet primates.

The Luke and Pete Show works best here as a nervous comic argument against keeping primates as pets. A horrifying chimp attack sits at the center, with Travis's 12-minute assault and the later detail about surgeons removing teeth from the victim's head giving the conversation a…

Playing baseball with turkeys

A loose comedy chat where confidence, royal status and turkey baseball all take the wrong turn.

The Luke and Pete Show takes a loose run through confidence, Sainsbury's yoghurt and Jamie Oliver's turkey Twizzlers, then lets the chat tilt into something stranger.

A Balustrade Tragedy

A jar of ghee, European pornography and a badly scraped hire van make domestic life feel richly unmanageable.

A jar of ghee turns into a surprisingly useful test of what a house should leave behind, somewhere between the stopcock and the hidden porno mags.

Podcasts like The Luke and Pete Show

Episodes

  1. 1

    Powered by Lasagne

    ·31m
  2. 2

    Toilet Plates

    ·29m
  3. 3

    On The Lash in Leicester

    ·32m
  4. 4

    A Geriatric Man of the Match Award

    ·30m
  5. 5

    TV Show Anxiety

    ·30m
  6. 6

    Airfrying Your Big Toe

    ·27m
  7. 7

    The Worst Snack of all Time

    ·32m
  8. 8

    Finally! A Podcast Episode About Food Poisoning

    ·33m
  9. 9

    A Night in a Hostel

    ·31m
  10. 10

    Experiencing Paddington

    ·28m
  11. 11

    Three Noel Edmonds Coasters and a Christmas Samurai

    ·42m
  12. 12

    Got Any Old Beef?

    ·41m
  13. 13

    Who Let the Wallabies Out?

    ·29m
  14. 14

    Hand Warmers of Various Types

    ·34m
  15. 15

    What's That Cash For, Sir?

    ·33m
  16. 16

    The Rest is Pete’s History

    ·33m
  17. 17

    Is Bailey’s egg-based?

    ·31m
  18. 18

    Fascinating Problematic Characters

    ·31m
  19. 19

    The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise

    ·29m
  20. 20

    A Cow’s a Silly Animal

    ·24m
  21. 21

    Always Smell the Beef

    ·32m
  22. 22

    Too Many Stick Insects

    ·31m
  23. 23

    Peter, it’s Paella Time

    ·34m
  24. 24

    The Six-Sheep Threshold

    ·26m
  25. 25

    The Happy Promptman

    ·32m
  26. 26

    The Ice Have It

    ·36m
  27. 27

    Something Fishy About the Biscuits

    ·31m
  28. 28

    Obama’s Extraterrestrials

    ·27m
  29. 29

    Chess and Chest Presses

    ·35m
  30. 30

    The House You Can Aggressively Have Access To

    ·31m
  31. 31

    Wild Moldovan Dogs

    ·29m
  32. 32

    Mongo the Chimpfluencer

    ·31m
  33. 33

    Drinking is the Abraham

    ·31m
  34. 34

    Wet Music and Big Shoes

    ·31m
  35. 35

    Goodnight to the Metaverse

    ·33m
  36. 36

    Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer

    ·29m
  37. 37

    The Last Men on Earth

    ·28m
  38. 38

    AKA the Bronx

    ·30m
  39. 39

    Ten American Men

    ·34m
  40. 40

    Piss Politics

    ·29m
  41. 41

    Melatonin Mayhem

    ·32m
  42. 42

    A Balustrade Tragedy

    ·26m
  43. 43

    Ten American Men

    ·34m
  44. 44

    50 Shades of Paté

    Two hosts humorously discuss their bad habits, self-improvement fantasies, and the differences between pate and terrine while reflecting on the new year.

    ·37m
  45. 45

    4 Toilet Donaldson

    ·36m
  46. 46

    Playing baseball with turkeys

    Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson discuss Jamie Oliver's public perception, including a story about him coaching a child's confidence.

    ·33m·3 clips
  47. 47

    Guitar Solo Eye Contact

    The hosts engage in casual banter about forgetfulness, perimenopause, and tongue health while promoting therapy and email services.

    ·33m
  48. 48

    A Balustrade Tragedy

    Pete Donaldson details his disastrous attempt to acquire and install glass balustrades for a garden wall, involving a minibus crash, shattered glass, and bloodshed.

    ·26m·2 clips
  49. 49

    Poo Particles

    ·33m
  50. 50

    Tesco Tyrants

    ·36m
  51. 51

    Met Gala Mayhem

    ·32m
  52. 52

    2 cats and a Nazi doc

    ·33m
  53. 53

    Mothering Wednesday

    ·28m
  54. 54

    Funkadelic Franky

    ·36m
  55. 55

    Nigel Farage’s problems with Pete

    ·29m
  56. 56

    Wait, when is the Witching Hour?

    ·34m
  57. 57

    Luke and Pete are here to discuss some sheet

    ·35m
  58. 58

    Brydon? I Hardly Know Him

    ·35m
  59. 59

    Halloumi Boys

    ·31m
  60. 60

    Y-Front Nation

    ·35m
  61. 61

    The Sacred Pub

    ·31m
  62. 62

    Urinating off a diving board

    ·35m
  63. 63

    Why do you always let Luke talk over you?

    ·31m
  64. 64

    Volvo car chase

    ·35m
  65. 65

    Smooching Noel Edmonds

    ·27m
  66. 66

    3,200 Cans of Moretti

    ·33m
  67. 67

    The Waxy Wing Oreo

    ·32m
  68. 68

    Two Stings and a Flea

    ·34m
  69. 69

    Magna Carta Men

    ·30m
  70. 70

    Grand Provocateur

    ·32m
  71. 71

    Bathroom blood

    ·29m
  72. 72

    Oven Water

    ·31m
  73. 73

    A National Trevor

    ·35m
  74. 74

    Creating a Human Flute

    ·30m
  75. 75

    A Little Sweet Treat

    ·31m
  76. 76

    Little Dirty Pennies

    ·33m
  77. 77

    I Trust the Streets

    ·37m
  78. 78

    Wound Check

    ·35m
  79. 79

    Pepe le Prawn's Little Door

    ·34m
  80. 80

    The Incognito Butcher

    ·36m
  81. 81

    Uncle Labubu

    ·30m
  82. 82

    Coleslaw Mix for the Soul

    ·34m
  83. 83

    The World's Oldest Flamingo

    ·33m
  84. 84

    Another Glass of Amniotic Fluid, Sir?

    ·32m
  85. 85

    Your Guitar Has No Strings

    ·34m
  86. 86

    The Beef Paste Andrew Tate

    ·30m
  87. 87

    Midwest Pete

    ·37m
  88. 88

    My name is Grandma

    ·30m
  89. 89

    Train Station Stranger

    ·32m
  90. 90

    Peruvian Power Hour

    ·29m
  91. 91

    Algorithm Busters

    ·36m
  92. 92

    Big Fat Northern Holiday

    ·32m
  93. 93

    Dysfunctional Breathing

    ·37m
  94. 94

    This Isn't a Prank

    ·27m
  95. 95

    Row, Fisherman, Row

    ·34m
  96. 96

    Sodden on the South Coast

    ·29m
  97. 97

    Arise, Battery Robot!

    ·29m
  98. 98

    Chinese Takeaway with a Sex Worker

    ·34m
  99. 99

    AI Slop Pardons

    ·38m
  100. 100

    Hot, fresh gallium delivered to your door

    ·31m
  101. 101

    Cyst to Kidney, done deal!

    ·38m
  102. 102

    The Radio Doctor Will See You Now

    ·30m
  103. 103

    Crisp 'N Dry

    Oct 1, 2026·32m
  104. 104

    Partaking of the Herbaceous Clippings

    Sep 28, 2026·33m
  105. 105

    A Voracious Reader

    Sep 24, 2026·31m
  106. 106

    A brief heads up would’ve been fun

    Sep 21, 2026·28m
  107. 107

    In a hostel with a boy from Switzerland

    Sep 17, 2026·31m
  108. 108

    Corralled into AI Psychosis

    Sep 14, 2026·31m
  109. 109

    Air Force Pete

    Sep 10, 2026·31m
  110. 110

    A Heartwarming Phone Booth Story

    Sep 7, 2026·28m
  111. 111

    Banished from All Bar One

    Sep 3, 2026·33m
  112. 112

    An Act of Radio Sabotage

    Aug 31, 2026·31m
  113. 113

    Heading to the Wasteland for a Hard Drive

    Aug 27, 2026·24m
  114. 114

    Ricky Gervais Does It Again

    Aug 24, 2026·33m
  115. 115

    Get Your Shackets and Shotguns Here

    Aug 20, 2026·31m
  116. 116

    Whale Stench on the Machinery

    Aug 17, 2026·28m
  117. 117

    The Impressive Chest of a Guatemalan Man

    Aug 13, 2026·35m
  118. 118

    Eating Rollmops in a Public Toilet

    Aug 10, 2026·24m
  119. 119

    The Toyota Century and 3D Printing Enthusiasts' Club

    Aug 6, 2026·32m
  120. 120

    Unofficial Chinese Police Stations

    Aug 3, 2026·27m
  121. 121

    Bad Knees and a Hosepipe Ban

    Jul 30, 2026·34m
  122. 122

    Don’t Have a Whinge, Poindexter

    Jul 27, 2026·29m
  123. 123

    Look at My Diseases

    Jul 23, 2026·31m
  124. 124

    The Pubsman Litmus Test

    Jul 20, 2026·31m
  125. 125

    Doggerland and Diggerland

    Jul 16, 2026·29m
  126. 126

    The Asthma Hour

    Jul 13, 2026·32m
  127. 127

    The Unkillable Soldier

    Jul 9, 2026·30m
  128. 128

    An Aristocratic George Bush

    Jul 6, 2026·29m
  129. 129

    Two Hours Late for the War

    Jul 2, 2026·29m
  130. 130

    Claude's Awful Drawing

    Jun 29, 2026·32m
  131. 131

    An Inedible Melon

    Jun 25, 2026·27m
  132. 132

    Richard Keys: The Musical

    Jun 22, 2026·32m
  133. 133

    Knob Out All Day

    Jun 18, 2026·27m
  134. 134

    You Believe in the Moon?

    Jun 15, 2026·32m
  135. 135

    Wall-to-Wall Muck

    Jun 11, 2026·27m
  136. 136

    The S.O.B. Show

    Jun 8, 2026·31m
  137. 137

    Big Screens and Good Beer

    Jun 4, 2026·26m
  138. 138

    Not an AI-generated Podcast

    Jun 1, 2026·30m
  139. 139

    Dreadful Far-right Music

    May 28, 2026·28m
  140. 140

    Too Stinky for Press-Ganging

    May 25, 2026·33m
  141. 141

    Hot Guys Reading Books

    May 21, 2026·31m
  142. 142

    I’ll Be Your Clown

    May 18, 2026·25m
  143. 143

    The One-Armed Green Grocer

    May 14, 2026·35m
  144. 144

    MDMA on a Desert Island

    May 11, 2026·33m
  145. 145

    One Question for the Boss

    May 7, 2026·26m
  146. 146

    The Christianity Escape Pod

    May 4, 2026·30m
  147. 147

    My Name Isn't James

    Apr 30, 2026·35m
  148. 148

    Yes, Captain Kidney

    Apr 27, 2026·24m
  149. 149

    I’ve Got Loads of Bags of Cement

    Apr 23, 2026·32m
  150. 150

    Dispatches from Orchestra Camp

    Apr 20, 2026·35m
  151. 151

    Leave the Tortoise Alone

    Apr 16, 2026·29m
  152. 152

    Schrödinger’s Poo

    The hosts of the Luke and Pete show bicker about interruptions and a new logo sticker before discussing a cabin incident involving an angle grinder and a persistent smell.

    Apr 13, 2026·31m
  153. 153

    A Balustrade Tragedy

    The hosts engage in humorous, meandering banter about ghee, house traditions, and differences between British and European pornography magazines.

    Apr 9, 2026·26m
  154. 154

    Ten American Men

    The hosts discuss wildfire management using prescribed burns and Indigenous knowledge, then pivot to a humorous critique of Trump's oil policy and video game references.

    Apr 6, 2026·34m
  155. 155

    AKA the Bronx

    The hosts discuss the high price of a child's England football kit and use it as a springboard to critique British consumer culture and perceived meekness in the face of economic exploitation.

    Apr 2, 2026·30m
  156. 156

    The Last Men on Earth

    Two hosts humorously imagine being the last men on Earth and discuss the absurd challenges of repopulating humanity.

    Mar 30, 2026·28m
  157. 157

    Elderly Japanese Lady Golfer

    Hidden gem

    Luke Moore and Pete Donaldson spend The Luke and Pete Show's Thursday 26 March episode arguing that middle-aged men get ignored, then comparing that with Louis Theroux's Netflix documentary and Aaron's claim that Netflix could include harder material than the BBC.

    Mar 26, 2026·29m·2 clips
  158. 158

    Goodnight to the Metaverse

    Hidden gem

    Juice Newton gets the first turn.

    Mar 23, 2026·33m·2 clips
  159. 159

    Wet Music and Big Shoes

    Hidden gem

    It opens with a seasonal joke the host refuses to perform.

    Mar 19, 2026·31m·2 clips
  160. 160

    Drinking is the Abraham

    Hidden gem

    Pete is trying to sort out the breathing rhythm of swimming.

    Mar 16, 2026·31m·2 clips
  161. 161

    Mongo the Chimpfluencer

    Hidden gem

    Luke and Pete get to a Bigfoot prompt from Producer Bruno.

    Mar 12, 2026·31m·2 clips
  162. 162

    Wild Moldovan Dogs

    Mar 9, 2026·29m
  163. 163

    The House You Can Aggressively Have Access To

    Mar 5, 2026·31m
  164. 164

    Chess and Chest Presses

    Mar 2, 2026·35m
  165. 165

    Obama’s Extraterrestrials

    Feb 26, 2026·27m
  166. 166

    Something Fishy About the Biscuits

    Feb 23, 2026·31m
  167. 167

    The Ice Have It

    Feb 19, 2026·36m
  168. 168

    The Happy Promptman

    Feb 16, 2026·32m
  169. 169

    The Six-Sheep Threshold

    Feb 12, 2026·26m
  170. 170

    Peter, it’s Paella Time

    Feb 9, 2026·34m
  171. 171

    Too Many Stick Insects

    Feb 5, 2026·31m
  172. 172

    Always Smell the Beef

    Feb 2, 2026·32m
  173. 173

    A Cow’s a Silly Animal

    Jan 29, 2026·24m
  174. 174

    The Many Cakes of Tom Cruise

    Jan 26, 2026·29m
  175. 175

    Fascinating Problematic Characters

    Jan 22, 2026·31m
  176. 176

    Is Bailey’s egg-based?

    Jan 19, 2026·31m
  177. 177

    The Rest is Pete’s History

    Jan 15, 2026·33m
  178. 178

    What's That Cash For, Sir?

    Jan 12, 2026·33m
  179. 179

    Hand Warmers of Various Types

    Jan 8, 2026·34m
  180. 180

    Who Let the Wallabies Out?

    Jan 5, 2026·29m
  181. 181

    50 Shades of Paté

    Jan 1, 2026·37m
  182. 182

    Got Any Old Beef?

    Dec 29, 2025·41m
  183. 183

    Three Noel Edmonds Coasters and a Christmas Samurai

    Dec 25, 2025·42m
  184. 184

    Experiencing Paddington

    Dec 22, 2025·28m
  185. 185

    A Night in a Hostel

    Dec 18, 2025·31m
  186. 186

    Finally! A Podcast Episode About Food Poisoning

    Dec 15, 2025·33m
  187. 187

    The Worst Snack of all Time

    Dec 11, 2025·32m
  188. 188

    Airfrying Your Big Toe

    Dec 8, 2025·27m
  189. 189

    TV Show Anxiety

    Dec 4, 2025·30m
  190. 190

    A Geriatric Man of the Match Award

    Dec 1, 2025·30m
  191. 191

    On The Lash in Leicester

    Nov 27, 2025·32m
  192. 192

    Toilet Plates

    Nov 24, 2025·29m
  193. 193

    The Radio Doctor Will See You Now

    Nov 20, 2025·30m
  194. 194

    Cyst to Kidney, done deal!

    Nov 17, 2025·38m
  195. 195

    Hot, fresh gallium delivered to your door

    Nov 13, 2025·31m
  196. 196

    AI Slop Pardons

    Nov 10, 2025·38m
  197. 197

    Playing baseball with turkeys

    This episode humorously discusses building confidence through a chicken stir-fry anecdote and transitions into a satirical conversation about Prince Andrew's loss of royal titles and nicknames.

    Nov 6, 2025·33m
  198. 198

    Chinese Takeaway with a Sex Worker

    Two hosts discuss a night out in the city, including a humorous anecdote about being approached by a sex worker in the bank area.

    Nov 3, 2025·34m
  199. 199

    Arise, Battery Robot!

    Oct 30, 2025·29m
  200. 200

    Sodden on the South Coast

    A person recounts a frustrating conversation at a pharmacy where they were told COVID medication was too expensive to provide.

    Oct 27, 2025·29m
  201. 201

    Row, Fisherman, Row

    Oct 23, 2025·34m
  202. 202

    The 120-Man Rumble

    Apr 24, 2025·32m
  203. 203

    Worm King

    Apr 21, 2025·33m
  204. 204

    Juicy Sweet Liver

    Apr 17, 2025·31m
  205. 205

    Swamp Life

    Apr 14, 2025·32m
  206. 206

    Teeth Swap

    Apr 10, 2025·33m
  207. 207

    Pretgate

    Apr 7, 2025·36m
  208. 208

    Primary School Bangers™

    Apr 3, 2025·29m
  209. 209

    Poo Time Panic

    Mar 31, 2025·32m
  210. 210

    Flight of Doom

    Mar 27, 2025·27m
  211. 211

    Switch B*tch

    Mar 24, 2025·35m
  212. 212

    An NYC Enema

    Mar 20, 2025·30m
  213. 213

    Slot It!

    Mar 17, 2025·33m
  214. 214

    Plasma profits

    Mar 13, 2025·35m
  215. 215

    Thatchers & Rat Boys

    Mar 10, 2025·32m
  216. 216

    Turkey Teeth

    Mar 6, 2025·30m
  217. 217

    Piss Drawers

    Mar 3, 2025·33m
  218. 218

    The Vomit Vandal

    Feb 27, 2025·26m
  219. 219

    Unwanted Badge Inspection

    Feb 24, 2025·36m
  220. 220

    Condom Balloon Blunder

    Feb 20, 2025·33m
  221. 221

    Montoya, POR FAVOR

    Feb 17, 2025·31m
  222. 222

    NIMBYs and Conspiracists

    Feb 13, 2025·26m
  223. 223

    Moist Moody Ostriches

    Feb 10, 2025·33m
  224. 224

    Public Toilet Etiquette

    Feb 6, 2025·28m
  225. 225

    An ungodly sh*t

    Feb 3, 2025·31m
  226. 226

    Bonjour You C***

    Jan 30, 2025·32m
  227. 227

    Pete's Hole Filler

    Jan 27, 2025·34m
  228. 228

    Give me a joke!

    Jan 23, 2025·27m
  229. 229

    The Shoreditch Samurai

    Jan 20, 2025·33m
  230. 230

    Worrisome Little Chap

    Jan 16, 2025·22m
  231. 231

    Donaldson Now Daddy

    Jan 13, 2025·31m
  232. 232

    Lukey in Lagos

    Jan 9, 2025·31m
  233. 233

    Mug Wars

    Jan 6, 2025·32m
  234. 234

    Hello 2025!

    Jan 2, 2025·34m
  235. 235

    Goodbye 2024!

    Dec 30, 2024·32m
  236. 236

    Lads mags in particular

    Dec 26, 2024·32m
  237. 237

    The best year of your life

    Dec 23, 2024·31m
  238. 238

    A sad epilogue to Luke’s festive tale

    Dec 19, 2024·28m
  239. 239

    Luke saves Christmas!

    Dec 16, 2024·30m
  240. 240

    The Pemmican Diaries

    Dec 12, 2024·32m
  241. 241

    The Nugget Power Hour

    Dec 9, 2024·31m
  242. 242

    Plastic Fantastic

    Dec 5, 2024·32m
  243. 243

    T’is the Season

    Dec 2, 2024·28m
  244. 244

    Barber or Shop Watcher?

    Nov 28, 2024·33m
  245. 245

    Boybands, banishment and bangers

    Nov 25, 2024·32m
  246. 246

    Dirty little car boys

    Nov 21, 2024·34m
  247. 247

    Jesus and his mitre saw

    Nov 18, 2024·26m
  248. 248

    Eighties Cool

    Nov 14, 2024·41m
  249. 249

    Smack my crisp up

    Nov 11, 2024·30m
  250. 250

    Language Manipulator

    Nov 7, 2024·32m
  251. 251

    Dinner with the boys

    Nov 4, 2024·30m
  252. 252

    Roof Witch

    Oct 31, 2024·32m
  253. 253

    The McRib comeback tour

    Oct 28, 2024·29m
  254. 254

    Prostates and pensions

    Oct 24, 2024·33m
  255. 255

    Let's round this up

    Oct 20, 2024·32m
  256. 256

    Frolicking in a bag of leaves

    Oct 17, 2024·33m
  257. 257

    3D printing: Owl or nothing

    Oct 14, 2024·26m
  258. 258

    FB Marketplace purist

    Oct 10, 2024·35m
  259. 259

    DIY Dialysis

    Oct 7, 2024·32m
  260. 260

    Debase yourself for the dollar

    Oct 3, 2024·33m
  261. 261

    Dog suicide bridge

    Sep 30, 2024·32m
  262. 262

    Run up your ribs

    Sep 26, 2024·31m
  263. 263

    #BritishCore

    Sep 23, 2024·34m
  264. 264

    Rockstar M.O.

    Sep 19, 2024·30m
  265. 265

    Aggressive lactating pigs

    Sep 16, 2024·35m
  266. 266

    Bali or bust

    Sep 12, 2024·33m
  267. 267

    A public toilet conspiracy

    Sep 9, 2024·33m
  268. 268

    Napoleonic erotica

    Sep 5, 2024·32m
  269. 269

    So punk rock

    Sep 2, 2024·30m
  270. 270

    White Man Tacos

    Aug 29, 2024·32m
  271. 271

    Webmistress Day

    Aug 26, 2024·27m
  272. 272

    A Beavertown Summer

    Aug 23, 2024·30m
  273. 273

    Gentleman Thief

    Aug 22, 2024·34m
  274. 274

    Raygun

    Aug 19, 2024·30m
  275. 275

    Wet mouth

    Aug 15, 2024·32m
  276. 276

    Banana spider graveyard

    Aug 12, 2024·32m
  277. 277

    Fake mechanics and court cosplay

    Aug 8, 2024·31m
  278. 278

    Spunky summer

    Aug 5, 2024·32m
  279. 279

    Testicals and toenails

    Aug 1, 2024·30m
  280. 280

    Euro train porno

    Jul 29, 2024·27m
  281. 281

    What a time!

    Jul 25, 2024·34m
  282. 282

    Imodium diaries

    Jul 22, 2024·32m
  283. 283

    Dr. Dodgy

    Jul 18, 2024·26m
  284. 284

    Wall Fish Emporium

    Jul 15, 2024·34m
  285. 285

    The muse of all muses

    Jul 11, 2024·26m
  286. 286

    Ocean poop

    Jul 8, 2024·35m
  287. 287

    Ball crushing stilettos

    Jul 4, 2024·30m
  288. 288

    Tops off, let's kiss

    Jul 1, 2024·31m
  289. 289

    Orgasmic Hi-Fi

    Jun 27, 2024·28m
  290. 290

    Lamb lung pocket man

    Jun 24, 2024·31m
  291. 291

    Hot Boss

    Jun 20, 2024·31m
  292. 292

    Gay communist piss & the caffeine confessionals

    Jun 17, 2024·28m
  293. 293

    Organ Ponzi Scheme

    Jun 13, 2024·34m
  294. 294

    Dogs and deviants

    Jun 10, 2024·30m
  295. 295

    Sewage Ghostbusters

    Jun 6, 2024·27m
  296. 296

    Grey w*nk pants

    Jun 3, 2024·33m
  297. 297

    Gangster Barack Obama

    May 30, 2024·31m
  298. 298

    Kangaroo Boy

    May 27, 2024·31m
  299. 299

    Gay Porno Look

    May 23, 2024·35m
  300. 300

    Yellow piss water

    May 20, 2024·29m
  301. 301

    Steak Gate

    May 16, 2024·36m
  302. 302

    Best Bigga juice drinking years

    May 13, 2024·33m
  303. 303

    I have absolutely definitely not sh*t myself

    May 9, 2024·27m
  304. 304

    Climb aboard the Lukey Moore

    May 6, 2024·32m
  305. 305

    A bit kinky about the ol’ animals

    May 2, 2024·35m
  306. 306

    Sacrifice the ducks

    Apr 29, 2024·30m
  307. 307

    Like a Guinness advert with more blood

    Apr 25, 2024·32m
  308. 308

    Donny D. Dawg Pilot Boy

    Apr 22, 2024·30m
  309. 309

    A legacy act without a legacy

    Apr 18, 2024·32m
  310. 310

    Every bloke is a nerd really

    Apr 15, 2024·33m
  311. 311

    Tectonic Vasectomy

    Apr 11, 2024·32m
  312. 312

    Insanity or incontinence

    Apr 8, 2024·31m
  313. 313

    Just a bit of knockabout fun

    Apr 4, 2024·35m
  314. 314

    You’re not my dad!

    Apr 1, 2024·30m
  315. 315

    Peter, you dirty boy...

    Mar 28, 2024·34m
  316. 316

    When life gives you banana skins, make cocaine!

    Mar 25, 2024·26m
  317. 317

    Romance on the dance floor

    Mar 21, 2024·35m
  318. 318

    An Old Fashioned Letter and a Chocolate Bar

    Mar 18, 2024·35m
  319. 319

    Like Nothing Matters

    Mar 14, 2024·26m
  320. 320

    Mr Funky Pants

    Mar 11, 2024·31m
  321. 321

    Professor stinky mouth

    Mar 7, 2024·32m
  322. 322

    Got any grapes?

    Mar 4, 2024·28m
  323. 323

    Bamboo boy

    Feb 29, 2024·32m
  324. 324

    Slippery nipples

    Feb 26, 2024·29m
  325. 325

    A pocket full of shells

    Feb 22, 2024·36m
  326. 326

    Antiques Donaldson

    Feb 19, 2024·26m
  327. 327

    Portsmouth Chainsaw Juggler

    Feb 15, 2024·35m
  328. 328

    Vasectomies “R” Us

    Feb 12, 2024·32m
  329. 329

    Angel boys

    Feb 8, 2024·35m
  330. 330

    Vasectomy flowers

    Feb 5, 2024·28m
  331. 331

    Bigga boy juice

    Feb 1, 2024·35m
  332. 332

    AI toenails

    Jan 29, 2024·27m
  333. 333

    Halfords, probably

    Jan 25, 2024·34m
  334. 334

    Dusty bacon ball

    Jan 22, 2024·28m
  335. 335

    Can I touch your cheeks?

    Jan 18, 2024·34m
  336. 336

    Pete's Power

    Jan 15, 2024·29m
  337. 337

    Pete’s Car Club

    Jan 11, 2024·35m
  338. 338

    Badge of dad

    Jan 8, 2024·34m
  339. 339

    Noom year, Noom me

    Jan 4, 2024·35m
  340. 340

    Don’t worry officer, I’m eating a Subway

    Jan 1, 2024·31m
  341. 341

    The Doughnut Republic

    Dec 28, 2023·32m
  342. 342

    You greedy c...

    Dec 25, 2023·29m
  343. 343

    Elf and safety

    Dec 21, 2023·37m
  344. 344

    Ripped divorcees in leather... in your area (workplace)

    Dec 18, 2023·32m
  345. 345

    Podsmiths

    Dec 14, 2023·30m
  346. 346

    The Dangerous Donaldsons Act

    Dec 11, 2023·34m
  347. 347

    The Legend of Bones

    Dec 7, 2023·31m
  348. 348

    Daddy Cool

    Dec 4, 2023·40m
  349. 349

    An excellent prank

    Nov 30, 2023·31m
  350. 350

    Scampi surprise

    Nov 27, 2023·25m
  351. 351

    Too fast not furious

    Nov 23, 2023·36m
  352. 352

    Where can I park my Jet Ski?

    Nov 20, 2023·31m
  353. 353

    My jaw might jiggle jiggle

    Nov 16, 2023·37m
  354. 354

    The Gaviscon Cartel

    Nov 13, 2023·31m
  355. 355

    De-centralized retinas

    Nov 9, 2023·31m
  356. 356

    The scooter of the sea

    Nov 6, 2023·30m
  357. 357

    World Class Basics

    Nov 2, 2023·46m
  358. 358

    I’m too fat

    Oct 30, 2023·35m
  359. 359

    Bananageddon

    Oct 26, 2023·32m
  360. 360

    I am not a Berliner

    Oct 23, 2023·25m
  361. 361

    Give it a sniff

    Oct 19, 2023·36m
  362. 362

    Would you like a lamb bone?

    Oct 16, 2023·33m
  363. 363

    What does the dog say?

    Oct 12, 2023·31m
  364. 364

    Niam Leeson

    Oct 9, 2023·29m
  365. 365

    Unidentified flying Donaldson

    Oct 5, 2023·30m
  366. 366

    Low hanging asteroids

    Oct 2, 2023·33m
  367. 367

    Pete talk

    Sep 28, 2023·28m
  368. 368

    I'm gonna live forever

    Sep 25, 2023·40m
  369. 369

    A message in the silt

    Sep 21, 2023·30m
  370. 370

    Jurassic Clerk

    Sep 18, 2023·38m
  371. 371

    I would lie to you

    Sep 14, 2023·32m
  372. 372

    Petey Fake Legs

    Sep 11, 2023·26m
  373. 373

    Turned water into White Claw

    Sep 7, 2023·33m
  374. 374

    It makes you think

    Sep 4, 2023·31m
  375. 375

    Oh, Mark Ruffalo

    Aug 31, 2023·32m
  376. 376

    Are you impressed?

    Aug 28, 2023·31m
  377. 377

    Do you believe in ghosts?

    Aug 24, 2023·31m
  378. 378

    The cult of Lochvinder

    Aug 21, 2023·31m
  379. 379

    The birthday paradox

    Aug 17, 2023·35m
  380. 380

    Talk Moore

    Aug 14, 2023·27m
  381. 381

    Don’t put silver balls in your ears

    Aug 10, 2023·35m
  382. 382

    Mute-iny on the Bounty

    Aug 7, 2023·32m
  383. 383

    Tax does have to be taxing

    Aug 3, 2023·31m
  384. 384

    Luke vs Karen

    Jul 31, 2023·33m
  385. 385

    It’s timer to Heimer

    Jul 27, 2023·29m
  386. 386

    One hundred and Petey

    Jul 24, 2023·29m
  387. 387

    Only Beef Cream and Pizzas

    Jul 20, 2023·39m
  388. 388

    Would you like to shoot my gun?

    Jul 17, 2023·31m
  389. 389

    Maggot Surprise

    Jul 13, 2023·31m
  390. 390

    American air base pirate

    Jul 10, 2023·28m
  391. 391

    Alpha, Beta, Cocker

    Jul 6, 2023·33m
  392. 392

    The kids are alright?

    Jul 3, 2023·30m
  393. 393

    Why’d you only call me from your Jag?

    Jun 29, 2023·39m
  394. 394

    Catspiracy

    Jun 26, 2023·27m
  395. 395

    Conspiracy People

    Jun 22, 2023·33m
  396. 396

    Eight Cups a Week

    Jun 19, 2023·34m
  397. 397

    Luke the Big Red Dad

    Jun 15, 2023·39m
  398. 398

    A lot of rich holiday food

    Jun 12, 2023·30m
  399. 399

    Just sexy enough for Haribo

    Jun 8, 2023·36m
  400. 400

    Dungeons & Darkfruits

    Jun 5, 2023·37m
  401. 401

    Where's that cheese going?

    Jun 1, 2023·40m
  402. 402

    The partner I "sometimes" have access to

    May 29, 2023·32m
  403. 403

    I can get that for you

    May 25, 2023·30m
  404. 404

    Don’t drink your dad’s Prime

    May 22, 2023·34m
  405. 405

    The Hitchhiker's Guide to Petey D

    May 18, 2023·33m
  406. 406

    How big is your neck?

    May 15, 2023·33m
  407. 407

    Petey whisky

    May 11, 2023·33m
  408. 408

    The boy in the box

    May 8, 2023·29m
  409. 409

    One Benny Hill to rule them all

    May 4, 2023·38m
  410. 410

    Dungeon Master Donny

    May 1, 2023·34m
  411. 411

    The Dirty Dentist

    Apr 27, 2023·34m
  412. 412

    Make your Monday one to remember

    Apr 24, 2023·28m
  413. 413

    T*tting about with my toilet

    Apr 20, 2023·33m
  414. 414

    I’m Donald Trump and I drink Prime

    Apr 17, 2023·29m
  415. 415

    Big lovely dinosaur lips

    Apr 13, 2023·32m
  416. 416

    Paved with chocolate

    Apr 10, 2023·28m
  417. 417

    Elbow Drop It Like It’s Hot

    Apr 6, 2023·34m
  418. 418

    Don’t look in my wash bag

    Apr 3, 2023·27m
  419. 419

    Heil Peter

    Mar 30, 2023·37m
  420. 420

    You’re fired

    Mar 27, 2023·32m
  421. 421

    Call the bigger boys

    Mar 23, 2023·33m
  422. 422

    Should we apologise to MrBeast?

    Mar 20, 2023·33m
  423. 423

    You’ll never take me alive

    Mar 16, 2023·28m
  424. 424

    Whatever you say, MasterBeast

    Mar 13, 2023·32m
  425. 425

    Get off my copper

    Mar 9, 2023·31m
  426. 426

    The dog review

    Mar 6, 2023·31m
  427. 427

    Lovestruck Romeo

    Mar 2, 2023·34m
  428. 428

    I drink Prime

    Feb 27, 2023·29m
  429. 429

    Roman sex toys

    Feb 23, 2023·33m
  430. 430

    Willy Wonka’s tinfoil hat

    Feb 20, 2023·27m
  431. 431

    ‘Diggory’ Mills, the snake-catcher

    Feb 16, 2023·37m
  432. 432

    Read-ing festival

    Feb 13, 2023·28m
  433. 433

    A new player has left the game

    Feb 9, 2023·32m
  434. 434

    Save me, Abraham!

    Feb 6, 2023·33m
  435. 435

    Who burnt toast?

    Feb 2, 2023·26m
  436. 436

    School of Boss

    Jan 30, 2023·31m
  437. 437

    Don’t blame the atomic wedgie

    Jan 26, 2023·28m
  438. 438

    Can we please have our money back?

    Jan 23, 2023·35m
  439. 439

    Fishmongers were better in the 90s

    Jan 19, 2023·34m
  440. 440

    King Herald of Hammertime

    Jan 16, 2023·32m
  441. 441

    Chewie and the floater

    Jan 12, 2023·33m
  442. 442

    Dads of the world unite

    Jan 9, 2023·30m
  443. 443

    What’s a walrus doing in that bin?

    Jan 5, 2023·33m
  444. 444

    The bum squad

    Jan 2, 2023·40m
  445. 445

    The Fiat 3 Trillion

    Dec 29, 2022·31m
  446. 446

    Another year in the simulation

    Dec 26, 2022·34m
  447. 447

    A pair of festive rats - Christmas special pt.2

    Dec 22, 2022·41m
  448. 448

    Beware of the Yule Lads - Christmas special pt.1

    Dec 19, 2022·38m
  449. 449

    Project spooky boy

    Dec 15, 2022·33m
  450. 450

    The boat that flopped

    Dec 12, 2022·32m
  451. 451

    The ghost of rodents past

    Dec 8, 2022·30m
  452. 452

    Bonus episode: The Interruption

    Dec 7, 2022·24m
  453. 453

    Never make your own stair gate

    Dec 5, 2022·35m
  454. 454

    No Sleep 'til Hammersmith

    Dec 1, 2022·34m
  455. 455

    How to become a cowboy

    Nov 28, 2022·32m
  456. 456

    Thankful for dogs

    Nov 24, 2022·33m
  457. 457

    Just put some tabasco on it

    Nov 21, 2022·38m
  458. 458

    I miss my mum

    Nov 17, 2022·34m
  459. 459

    Democracy vs Banter

    Nov 14, 2022·29m
  460. 460

    People still don’t like you, Elon

    Nov 10, 2022·32m
  461. 461

    What's Bono doing?

    Nov 7, 2022·37m
  462. 462

    Did you order some gateway crimes?

    Nov 3, 2022·36m
  463. 463

    Welcome to Spook Fest 2022

    Oct 31, 2022·29m
  464. 464

    Mr Karaoke Hostess Bar

    Oct 27, 2022·32m
  465. 465

    The battery daddies

    Oct 24, 2022·25m
  466. 466

    Can you sneeze on demand?

    Oct 20, 2022·34m
  467. 467

    Damn butterfly effect

    Oct 17, 2022·29m
  468. 468

    Justice for Cocaine Bear

    Oct 13, 2022·37m
  469. 469

    Return of the Cliff Richard

    Oct 10, 2022·31m
  470. 470

    Wait, does FIFA make batteries?

    Oct 6, 2022·28m
  471. 471

    Cat Race

    Oct 3, 2022·33m
  472. 472

    Splitting the bulbospongiosus muscle

    Sep 29, 2022·38m
  473. 473

    Neil down in respect

    Sep 26, 2022·30m
  474. 474

    It’s always Petey in Philadelphia

    Sep 22, 2022·31m
  475. 475

    Concrete jungle where golden rabbits are made of

    Sep 19, 2022·28m
  476. 476

    Climbing out of your toilet in a diving helmet

    Sep 15, 2022·26m
  477. 477

    The Desalination of Edwina Currie

    Sep 12, 2022·31m
  478. 478

    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Waistcoat

    Sep 8, 2022·31m
  479. 479

    The humble blacksmith

    Sep 5, 2022·31m
  480. 480

    Have you seen my moles?

    Sep 1, 2022·29m
  481. 481

    Superjaunty black hole

    Aug 29, 2022·30m
  482. 482

    See you next Tuesday

    Aug 25, 2022·33m
  483. 483

    Bitter Sweet Batteries

    Aug 22, 2022·27m
  484. 484

    Pete from Glasto

    Aug 18, 2022·30m
  485. 485

    Holloway Road Taco Bells I admire

    Aug 15, 2022·28m
  486. 486

    How many new players?

    Aug 11, 2022·34m
  487. 487

    Pete Logie Baird

    Aug 8, 2022·29m
  488. 488

    How pickled are your onions?

    Aug 4, 2022·25m
  489. 489

    YouTube shredded beef

    Aug 1, 2022·32m
  490. 490

    Fingers Against the Machine

    Jul 28, 2022·38m
  491. 491

    An “Oops!... I Did It Again” moment… (emails special)

    Jul 25, 2022·29m
  492. 492

    Ronald Reagan’s sexy sweat pants

    Jul 21, 2022·34m
  493. 493

    I think Bryan Ferry might have lived here for a bit

    Jul 18, 2022·30m
  494. 494

    I was actually talking about mountain biking the other day

    Jul 14, 2022·34m
  495. 495

    Captain Podcastin'

    Jul 11, 2022·42m
  496. 496

    Duracell vs Eveready

    Jul 7, 2022·34m
  497. 497

    My dog ate my magic

    Jul 4, 2022·31m
  498. 498

    Apple cider win-egar

    Jun 30, 2022·39m
  499. 499

    Welcome to the Peteriarchy!

    Jun 27, 2022·35m
  500. 500

    Just a dad, down the pub, doing a Wordle

    Jun 23, 2022·29m