SCP Archives

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Containment horror with office-comedy nerves.

The gist

SCP Archives turns Foundation documentation into acted horror stories where containment rules, strange entities, and bureaucratic routines collide. Recent episodes lean into a serialized workplace comedy-horror arc about employees navigating amnestics, promotions, pranks, dangerous assignments, and impossible procedures.

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About SCP Archives

SCP Archives is a full-cast fiction series rooted in the SCP Foundation universe. It builds episodes around case-file logic, containment protocol, anomalous entities, and the unnerving calm of people treating impossible events as daily work. Recent installments focus on Situationally Comedic Persons, a serialized season described in the feed as a chronological 12-episode run. The setting is less haunted mansion than hazardous office. Bert and Kurt work in records and information management, which means dangerous documentation keeps passing through their hands. They are useful because they see almost everything. They are also repeatedly exposed to material that requires amnestics, creating a grimly funny loop of memory, procedure, and workplace usefulness. Janice, Fren, Rodney, and other employees round out a cast that turns Foundation life into an ensemble comedy with sharp horror edges. A promotion scheme can begin with massage chairs. A casual chair squeak can follow a lethal experiment. A break-room viewing of an MTF departure can feel like people watching the opening scene of a movie from behind the fridge. The show’s humor comes from that imbalance: ordinary employees respond to bizarre, often lethal circumstances with office habits, small grudges, snacks, and awkward friendship politics. It is funny, but rarely weightless. The same episodes feature D-class testing, fatal anomalous effects, invasive procedures, and staff who are rewarded for passivity or punished by institutional routine. Foundation language gives the scripts a clipped, official texture. Character exchanges loosen that texture with nervous chatter, blunt interruptions, and oddly tender moments. The audio-drama format matters; credits point to writing, directing, dialogue editing, sound design, original music, and a large performing ensemble. That production emphasis helps the series move beyond narrated files into scenes with timing, interruption, and atmosphere. SCP Archives suits listeners who want horror mythology delivered through performed stories rather than explanation alone. Its strongest recent mode is workplace absurdism under containment lighting, where the joke lands because the danger is real.

Made for: For listeners who like SCP Foundation lore, full-cast horror audio drama, and dark workplace comedy. It best fits fans who enjoy procedural details, strange entities, and serialized character arcs inside an uncanny institution.

What sets it apart: SCP Archives stands out by turning file-based horror into performed scenes with ensemble timing, sound design, and recurring workplace dynamics. The recent season makes Foundation bureaucracy feel both terrifying and strangely mundane.

In their own words

Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.New episodes weekly.* * *Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki

As heard by us

Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026

SCP Archives makes anomalous case files vivid by pairing procedural dread with full-cast workplace comedy inside the same strange institution.

SCP Archives turns institutional paperwork into Audio Drama, moving between clinical case-file narration and ensemble scenes inside a bureaucracy built around dangerous anomalies.

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Why you'd press play

A workplace where memory wipes are procedure might be exactly your kind of office comedy.

Press play if you want

  • to hear why a predator's borrowed human voice makes biometric security a terrible idea
  • to follow Bert and Kurt through office pranks that include a painfully spicy cup of coffee
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Best episodes of SCP Archives

Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The SquadApr 9, 2026

A character-first SCP comedy built around the spectacle and gossip of an MTF departure.

Situationally Comedic Persons #6 turns an MTF departure into a communal hangout, with everyone clustered together to watch the squad head out.

Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, GorgeousApr 2, 2026

Deadpan workplace chaos and in-universe absurdity keep the episode moving.

Situationally Comedic Persons #5 keeps its footing in Pacific's announcement framing before sliding into a weekend bowl, a D-class incident under review, and office banter built around a chair squeak and a raise.

Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The UrtsMar 26, 2026

Bert and Kurt turn SCP bureaucracy into a prank-heavy archive comedy with a grim procedural edge.

SCP Archives' Situationally Comedic Persons stays centered on Bert and Kurt, the site's only records and information management specialists, as they handle the fallout around SCP-423 after the direct experience has been scrubbed from their minds.

Situationally Comedic Persons #1: OrientationMar 5, 2026

A bureaucratic SCP experiment turns into a volatile cooking challenge built around one indefensible weekend bowl.

An SCP Foundation workday slides into bureaucratic absurdity when a poorly classified entity's tastes send an experiment toward food. The staff try to pin down what it wants, then have D-12601, D-12603, and D-12604 explain what they have made.

Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's HouseMar 4, 2026

A supernatural romance with a nervous spark and a slow-burn chill.

Something's Amiss at Juniper's House works best as a supernatural thriller that keeps romance close at hand. Created by Kayla Temshiv, a long-term cast member and writer on Mayfair Watchers Society, it gives Juniper and Finley a nervous, funny exchange about school, flowers,…

SCP-939: "With Many Voices"Oct 30, 2025

Clinical horror that turns a creature file into a slow, suffocating problem.

SCP Archives works best here as a creature report that keeps narrowing around the same threat: an atrophied respiratory system, victims it can imitate, human prey, and the colorless, odorless, tasteless amnestic aerosol that makes the danger feel immediate.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    SCP-8151: "Pathos"

    ·41m
  2. 2

    Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad

    ·31m
  3. 3

    Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

    ·33m
  4. 4

    Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts

    ·37m
  5. 5

    Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.

    ·35m
  6. 6

    Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.

    ·32m
  7. 7

    Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation

    ·29m
  8. 8

    Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House

    ·35m
  9. 9

    SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”

    ·1h 15m
  10. 10

    SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”

    ·53m
  11. 11

    Feed Drop: REDACTED

    ·21m
  12. 12

    Feed Drop: REDACTED

    ·21m
  13. 13

    SCP-6504: “Screaming Sun, Hollowed Moon”

    ·39m
  14. 14

    SCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”

    ·21m
  15. 15

    SCP-4924: “Tunnel Revenant.”

    ·31m
  16. 16

    SCP-799: "Carnivorous Blanket” and SCP-1048: “The Builder Bear”

    ·19m
  17. 17

    SCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"

    ·41m
  18. 18

    SCP-6262: “A Friendly Bus”

    ·16m
  19. 19

    SCP-4715: "A Demon Born of War"

    ·25m
  20. 20

    SCP-784 & 2356: Christmas Special

    ·23m
  21. 21

    SCP-173: The Statue. The Original.

    ·16m
  22. 22

    SCP-1006: "Spider Proletariot" and SCP-1845: "Animal Kingdom"

    ·27m
  23. 23

    SCP-4040: At the Bottom of a Bottomless Pit

    ·31m
  24. 24

    SCP-4601: The Redd Menace

    ·26m
  25. 25

    SCP-3925: It's all Papers and Forms

    ·29m
  26. 26

    Feed Drop: Grim Death and Bill The Electrocuted Criminal

    ·25m
  27. 27

    SCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"

    ·39m
  28. 28

    SCP-527: "Mr. Fish."

    ·24m
  29. 29

    Ambrose Transylvania: For All The Damn Bloodsuckers

    ·39m
  30. 30

    SCP-6996: "Does The Red Moon Howl?"

    ·45m
  31. 31

    SCP-5012: "There is No Escape from the Bottomless Pit."

    ·31m
  32. 32

    SCP-2932: "Titania's Prison"

    ·19m
  33. 33

    SCP-1929: "Discoherence"

    ·46m
  34. 34

    SCP-1155: "Predatory Graffiti"

    ·20m
  35. 35

    SCP-8598: "Sharpshooter"

    ·29m
  36. 36

    SCP-5352: "Absence"

    ·23m
  37. 37

    SCP-8140: “Burial Goods - Part Two”

    ·38m
  38. 38

    SCP-7819: "No Vacancy"

    ·29m
  39. 39

    SCP-1983: “Doorway to Nowhere”

    ·21m
  40. 40

    SCP-8320: Seven Hundred Million Wizards

    ·51m
  41. 41

    SCP-3010: "Causal Absent Paranoia"

    ·42m
  42. 42

    SCP-3198: "Miniature Task Force"

    ·28m
  43. 43

    SCP-5404: "Boom Boom Words"

    ·25m
  44. 44

    SCP-6274: “The Burnley Estate”

    ·50m
  45. 45

    SCP-Y: “Cannibal Mathematics”

    ·17m
  46. 46

    SCP-4511: “Swine God”

    ·24m
  47. 47

    Presenting: The Toxic Avenger - Troma Unit

    ·22m
  48. 48

    SCP-4703: “Perfectly Legal”

    ·24m
  49. 49

    SCP-8140: “Burial Goods - Part One”

    ·36m
  50. 50

    SCP-2845: "The Deer"

    ·32m
  51. 51

    Number's Lie

    ·24m
  52. 52

    SCP-2408: "Orok's Fall"

    ·41m
  53. 53

    Creator Chat w/ Pacific & Eleanor Hyde - World Gone Wrong

    ·45m
  54. 54

    PRI(DEMON)TH

    ·21m
  55. 55

    SCP-4548: "The Hateful Star"

    ·19m
  56. 56

    SCP-6819: "Bioluminesence"

    ·40m
  57. 57

    SCP-3280: "After The Storm"

    ·20m
  58. 58

    SCP-1919: "The Hotel of Duplicates

    ·28m
  59. 59

    SCP-2774: "The Slow Burn Sloth"

    ·19m
  60. 60

    SCP-5758: "The Moth Tide"

    ·20m
  61. 61

    SCP-3066: "Absurdity"

    ·41m
  62. 62

    SCP-7545: “The Dying of the Wolf”

    ·46m
  63. 63

    SCP-0001-J: "World's Best Boss"

    ·18m
  64. 64

    SCP-1859: “Life Over Geological Time”

    ·21m
  65. 65

    SCP-2419: “The Laughing Men”

    ·26m
  66. 66

    SCP-7311: "Insecure Facility Dossier"

    ·22m
  67. 67

    SCP-2521: “##-#####-##-#” Pt. 2

    ·40m
  68. 68

    SCP-2521: "##-#####-##-#" Pt. 1

    ·48m
  69. 69

    Presenting: Regarding Dracula

    ·39m
  70. 70

    SCP-8000: “Seal of Approval”

    ·1h 17m
  71. 71

    SCP-3627: “Dreamy Jasters”

    ·23m
  72. 72

    SCP-4197: “The Hollow”

    ·26m
  73. 73

    SCP-5549: “ Second Sin”

    ·52m
  74. 74

    SCP-3553: "They All Go Into The Dark"

    ·21m
  75. 75

    SCP-3663: "The Tunnel Monster"

    ·14m
  76. 76

    SCP-7980: “ Z is for Ziggurat”

    ·15m
  77. 77

    SCP-7972: “Y is for Youth”

    ·8m
  78. 78

    SCP-7933: “X is for Xing”

    ·14m
  79. 79

    SCP-7931: “X is for Xenotransplantation”

    ·58m
  80. 80

    SCP-7898: “W is for Walls”

    ·10m
  81. 81

    SCP-7841: “V is for Violence”

    ·20m
  82. 82

    SCP-7840: “U is for Unstrung”

    ·48m
  83. 83

    SCP 7795 - "Ð is for Ðirteen"

    ·41m
  84. 84

    SCP-7759: "T is for Transmissions"

    ·29m
  85. 85

    Presenting - Dragon Age: Vows & Vengence

    ·48m
  86. 86

    SCP-7725: “S is for Saintly”

    ·21m
  87. 87

    SCP-@#$%: "S is for Shelterwood"

    ·29m
  88. 88

    Presenting: "The Cellar Letters"

    ·18m
  89. 89

    SCP-7686: "R is for Reshape"

    ·46m
  90. 90

    SCP-7660: "Q is for Questions"

    ·49m
  91. 91

    SCP-7603: "P is for Primrose " - Part Three

    ·54m
  92. 92

    SCP-7603: "P is for Previously. Presently" - Part Two

    ·58m
  93. 93

    SCP-7603: "P is for Pluto" - Part One

    ·41m
  94. 94

    SCP-7579: "Ø is for "Ørkesløs"

    ·1h 2m
  95. 95

    SCP-7559: "O is for Organs"

    ·12m
  96. 96

    SCP-7533: "N is for Neon"

    ·15m
  97. 97

    SCP-3199: "Humans, Refuted"

    A reading and analysis of SCP-3199, an anomalous species of humanoid chickens that evolved to replace humans.

    ·28m
  98. 98

    SCP-6369 & SCP-2050

    The host of SCP Archives announces upcoming episodes and a new season of Mayfair Watcher Society, then introduces a sponsor message before the main content.

    ·30m
  99. 99

    SCP-939: "With Many Voices"

    Pacific promotes the upcoming season of Mayfair Watchers Society and introduces SCP-939.

    ·49m
  100. 100

    SCP-8670: “An Awful Lullaby.”

    Daisy introduces SCP-8670, a horror episode about an anomalous lullaby that causes suicide, with content warnings and promotions for other shows.

    ·26m
  101. 101

    Situationally Comedic Persons #7: Employee Of The Month

    Hidden gem

    A comedic episode about an employee of the month, interspersed with ads for a movie and a lottery.

    Apr 16, 2026·27m·1 clip
  102. 102

    Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad

    SCP Archives’ “Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad” follows Rodney D-12604 as he tries to move from lab work into an MTF truck headed toward SCP-682.

    Apr 9, 2026·31m·2 clips
  103. 103

    Situationally Comedic Persons #5: Hey, Gorgeous

    "Situationally Comedic Persons" episode 5, "Hey, Gorgeous," from SCP Archives follows Foundation employees Janice, Bert, Kurt, and researcher Rodney (D-12604) as they investigate SCP-999-J, a Keter-class entity nicknamed "Speedo Man" who has appeared in staff members' shared dreams.

    Apr 2, 2026·33m·2 clips
  104. 104

    Situationally Comedic Persons #4: The Urts

    Hidden gem

    The host Pacific introduces an episode of SCP Archives about 'The Urts' but is interrupted by a plea for help and a sponsor ad for the movie 'Over Your Dead Body'.

    Mar 26, 2026·37m·2 clips
  105. 105

    Situationally Comedic Persons #3: Janice S.

    Host Pacific introduces episode 3 of Situationally Comedic Persons, recaps the series, and promotes a Discord jam session before an ad break.

    Mar 19, 2026·35m
  106. 106

    Situationally Comedic Persons #2: Fren M.

    Friend M's greenhouse log records a 7.3-ounce tomato after 63 days, but researchers identify the plant as a safe-class tomato mimic.

    Mar 12, 2026·32m·2 clips
  107. 107

    Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation

    SCP Archives Season 9 opens with 'Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation,' a scripted horror-comedy audio drama written by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera, following D-12604 'Rodney'—a failed blockchain entrepreneur who actively sought Foundation recruitment via Reddit posts and ultimately by kidnapping a junior researcher.

    Mar 5, 2026·29m·2 clips
  108. 108

    Presenting: Something's Amiss at Juniper's House

    Hidden gem

    Finley follows Juniper’s footprints to an old graveyard and a Victorian house beside it.

    Mar 4, 2026·35m·2 clips
  109. 109

    SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 2: Cain”

    Feb 26, 2026·1h 15m
  110. 110

    SCP-7376: “Cain and Abel- Part 1: Abel”

    Feb 24, 2026·53m
  111. 111

    Feed Drop: REDACTED

    Feb 21, 2026·21m
  112. 112

    Feed Drop: REDACTED

    Feb 21, 2026·21m
  113. 113

    SCP-6504: “Screaming Sun, Hollowed Moon”

    Feb 19, 2026·39m
  114. 114

    SCP-3840: “We Stand On Guard For Thee.”

    Feb 12, 2026·21m
  115. 115

    SCP-8670: “An Awful Lullaby.”

    Feb 5, 2026·26m
  116. 116

    SCP-4924: “Tunnel Revenant.”

    Jan 29, 2026·31m
  117. 117

    SCP-799: "Carnivorous Blanket” and SCP-1048: “The Builder Bear”

    Jan 22, 2026·19m
  118. 118

    SCP-835: "Expunged Data Released"

    Jan 15, 2026·41m
  119. 119

    SCP-6262: “A Friendly Bus”

    Jan 8, 2026·16m
  120. 120

    SCP-4715: "A Demon Born of War"

    Jan 1, 2026·25m
  121. 121

    SCP-784 & 2356: Christmas Special

    Dec 25, 2025·23m
  122. 122

    SCP-173: The Statue. The Original.

    Dec 23, 2025·16m
  123. 123

    SCP-1006: "Spider Proletariot" and SCP-1845: "Animal Kingdom"

    Dec 18, 2025·27m
  124. 124

    SCP-4040: At the Bottom of a Bottomless Pit

    Dec 11, 2025·31m
  125. 125

    SCP-4601: The Redd Menace

    Dec 4, 2025·26m
  126. 126

    SCP-3925: It's all Papers and Forms

    Nov 27, 2025·29m
  127. 127

    Feed Drop: Grim Death and Bill The Electrocuted Criminal

    Nov 26, 2025·25m
  128. 128

    SCP-8013: "The Dragon is Not a Metaphor for Capitalism"

    Nov 20, 2025·39m
  129. 129

    SCP-527: "Mr. Fish."

    Nov 13, 2025·24m
  130. 130

    SCP-6369 & SCP-2050

    Nov 6, 2025·30m
  131. 131

    SCP-939: "With Many Voices"

    Hidden gem

    Pacific promotes the Mayfair Watchers Society podcast and its upcoming third season, including a crossover with World Gone Wrong and a premiere by Trevor Henderson, before introducing an SCP-939 episode.

    Oct 30, 2025·49m·2 clips
  132. 132

    Ambrose Transylvania: For All The Damn Bloodsuckers

    Oct 28, 2025·39m
  133. 133

    SCP-6996: "Does The Red Moon Howl?"

    Oct 23, 2025·45m
  134. 134

    SCP-5012: "There is No Escape from the Bottomless Pit."

    Oct 21, 2025·31m
  135. 135

    SCP-2932: "Titania's Prison"

    Oct 16, 2025·19m
  136. 136

    SCP-1929: "Discoherence"

    Oct 14, 2025·46m
  137. 137

    SCP-1155: "Predatory Graffiti"

    Oct 9, 2025·20m
  138. 138

    SCP-8598: "Sharpshooter"

    Oct 7, 2025·29m
  139. 139

    SCP-5352: "Absence"

    Oct 2, 2025·23m
  140. 140

    SCP-8151: "Pathos"

    Sep 26, 2025·41m
  141. 141

    SCP-7819: "No Vacancy"

    Sep 18, 2025·29m
  142. 142

    SCP-1983: “Doorway to Nowhere”

    Sep 11, 2025·21m
  143. 143

    SCP-8320: Seven Hundred Million Wizards

    Sep 4, 2025·51m
  144. 144

    SCP-3010: "Causal Absent Paranoia"

    Aug 28, 2025·42m
  145. 145

    SCP-3198: "Miniature Task Force"

    Aug 21, 2025·28m
  146. 146

    SCP-5404: "Boom Boom Words"

    Aug 14, 2025·25m
  147. 147

    SCP-6274: “The Burnley Estate”

    Aug 7, 2025·50m
  148. 148

    SCP-Y: “Cannibal Mathematics”

    Jul 31, 2025·17m
  149. 149

    SCP-4511: “Swine God”

    Jul 24, 2025·24m
  150. 150

    Presenting: The Toxic Avenger - Troma Unit

    Jul 22, 2025·22m