A character-first SCP comedy built around the spectacle and gossip of an MTF departure.
Situationally Comedic Persons #6 turns an MTF departure into a communal hangout, with everyone clustered together to watch the squad head out.

Containment horror with office-comedy nerves.
SCP Archives turns Foundation documentation into acted horror stories where containment rules, strange entities, and bureaucratic routines collide. Recent episodes lean into a serialized workplace comedy-horror arc about employees navigating amnestics, promotions, pranks, dangerous assignments, and impossible procedures.
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SCP Archives is a full-cast fiction series rooted in the SCP Foundation universe. It builds episodes around case-file logic, containment protocol, anomalous entities, and the unnerving calm of people treating impossible events as daily work. Recent installments focus on Situationally Comedic Persons, a serialized season described in the feed as a chronological 12-episode run. The setting is less haunted mansion than hazardous office. Bert and Kurt work in records and information management, which means dangerous documentation keeps passing through their hands. They are useful because they see almost everything. They are also repeatedly exposed to material that requires amnestics, creating a grimly funny loop of memory, procedure, and workplace usefulness. Janice, Fren, Rodney, and other employees round out a cast that turns Foundation life into an ensemble comedy with sharp horror edges. A promotion scheme can begin with massage chairs. A casual chair squeak can follow a lethal experiment. A break-room viewing of an MTF departure can feel like people watching the opening scene of a movie from behind the fridge. The show’s humor comes from that imbalance: ordinary employees respond to bizarre, often lethal circumstances with office habits, small grudges, snacks, and awkward friendship politics. It is funny, but rarely weightless. The same episodes feature D-class testing, fatal anomalous effects, invasive procedures, and staff who are rewarded for passivity or punished by institutional routine. Foundation language gives the scripts a clipped, official texture. Character exchanges loosen that texture with nervous chatter, blunt interruptions, and oddly tender moments. The audio-drama format matters; credits point to writing, directing, dialogue editing, sound design, original music, and a large performing ensemble. That production emphasis helps the series move beyond narrated files into scenes with timing, interruption, and atmosphere. SCP Archives suits listeners who want horror mythology delivered through performed stories rather than explanation alone. Its strongest recent mode is workplace absurdism under containment lighting, where the joke lands because the danger is real.
Made for: For listeners who like SCP Foundation lore, full-cast horror audio drama, and dark workplace comedy. It best fits fans who enjoy procedural details, strange entities, and serialized character arcs inside an uncanny institution.
What sets it apart: SCP Archives stands out by turning file-based horror into performed scenes with ensemble timing, sound design, and recurring workplace dynamics. The recent season makes Foundation bureaucracy feel both terrifying and strangely mundane.
Secure. Contain. Protect. There are things that go bump in the night. Fantastic things. Horrible things. Redacted things. The SCP Foundation was built to keep humanity safe from a world of beings it doesn’t want to know exists. Things of wonder. Things of destruction. And these things have files. A LOT of files.New episodes weekly.* * *Content related to the SCP Foundation, including these podcasts, are licensed under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. Concepts originate from works on the SCP Foundation Wiki
Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026
SCP Archives makes anomalous case files vivid by pairing procedural dread with full-cast workplace comedy inside the same strange institution.
SCP Archives turns institutional paperwork into Audio Drama, moving between clinical case-file narration and ensemble scenes inside a bureaucracy built around dangerous anomalies.
A workplace where memory wipes are procedure might be exactly your kind of office comedy.
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Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.
A character-first SCP comedy built around the spectacle and gossip of an MTF departure.
Situationally Comedic Persons #6 turns an MTF departure into a communal hangout, with everyone clustered together to watch the squad head out.
Deadpan workplace chaos and in-universe absurdity keep the episode moving.
Situationally Comedic Persons #5 keeps its footing in Pacific's announcement framing before sliding into a weekend bowl, a D-class incident under review, and office banter built around a chair squeak and a raise.
Bert and Kurt turn SCP bureaucracy into a prank-heavy archive comedy with a grim procedural edge.
SCP Archives' Situationally Comedic Persons stays centered on Bert and Kurt, the site's only records and information management specialists, as they handle the fallout around SCP-423 after the direct experience has been scrubbed from their minds.
A bureaucratic SCP experiment turns into a volatile cooking challenge built around one indefensible weekend bowl.
An SCP Foundation workday slides into bureaucratic absurdity when a poorly classified entity's tastes send an experiment toward food. The staff try to pin down what it wants, then have D-12601, D-12603, and D-12604 explain what they have made.
A supernatural romance with a nervous spark and a slow-burn chill.
Something's Amiss at Juniper's House works best as a supernatural thriller that keeps romance close at hand. Created by Kayla Temshiv, a long-term cast member and writer on Mayfair Watchers Society, it gives Juniper and Finley a nervous, funny exchange about school, flowers,…
Clinical horror that turns a creature file into a slow, suffocating problem.
SCP Archives works best here as a creature report that keeps narrowing around the same threat: an atrophied respiratory system, victims it can imitate, human prey, and the colorless, odorless, tasteless amnestic aerosol that makes the danger feel immediate.

Nightmare fiction with a human pulse.
Measured narration for stories that keep darkening.


Reddit nightmares, cleanly narrated and sharply turned.

Folklore, fear, and high strangeness close to home.

A reading and analysis of SCP-3199, an anomalous species of humanoid chickens that evolved to replace humans.
The host of SCP Archives announces upcoming episodes and a new season of Mayfair Watcher Society, then introduces a sponsor message before the main content.
Pacific promotes the upcoming season of Mayfair Watchers Society and introduces SCP-939.
Daisy introduces SCP-8670, a horror episode about an anomalous lullaby that causes suicide, with content warnings and promotions for other shows.
A comedic episode about an employee of the month, interspersed with ads for a movie and a lottery.
SCP Archives’ “Situationally Comedic Persons #6: The Squad” follows Rodney D-12604 as he tries to move from lab work into an MTF truck headed toward SCP-682.
"Situationally Comedic Persons" episode 5, "Hey, Gorgeous," from SCP Archives follows Foundation employees Janice, Bert, Kurt, and researcher Rodney (D-12604) as they investigate SCP-999-J, a Keter-class entity nicknamed "Speedo Man" who has appeared in staff members' shared dreams.
The host Pacific introduces an episode of SCP Archives about 'The Urts' but is interrupted by a plea for help and a sponsor ad for the movie 'Over Your Dead Body'.
Host Pacific introduces episode 3 of Situationally Comedic Persons, recaps the series, and promotes a Discord jam session before an ad break.
Friend M's greenhouse log records a 7.3-ounce tomato after 63 days, but researchers identify the plant as a safe-class tomato mimic.
SCP Archives Season 9 opens with 'Situationally Comedic Persons #1: Orientation,' a scripted horror-comedy audio drama written by Hannah Schooner and Giancarlo Herrera, following D-12604 'Rodney'—a failed blockchain entrepreneur who actively sought Foundation recruitment via Reddit posts and ultimately by kidnapping a junior researcher.
Finley follows Juniper’s footprints to an old graveyard and a Victorian house beside it.
Pacific promotes the Mayfair Watchers Society podcast and its upcoming third season, including a crossover with World Gone Wrong and a premiere by Trevor Henderson, before introducing an SCP-939 episode.