Say What You Mean Podcast

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Loose talk, sharp turns, no polish.

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Say What You Mean Podcast runs on familiar back-and-forth between Jake and Jeff, with everyday irritations quickly becoming larger riffs. Car crashes, spelling struggles, bird habitat, basketball defense, old movies, and political anger all sit in the same messy conversation.

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About Say What You Mean Podcast

Say What You Mean Podcast is a loose comedy hangout where ordinary life keeps tripping into bigger arguments. Jake and Jeff talk like the conversation started before the recording and will keep going after it stops. The show rarely stays in one lane for long. A crash near the freeway becomes a story about fault, insurance, local roads, and the strange relief of simply admitting what happened. A child's trouble spelling “burger” opens into a broader debate about school, reading, dyslexia testing, and what everyday knowledge actually matters. Then the conversation can soften, almost without warning, into family news and a small, practical discussion of plants. That is the show's basic rhythm. It jokes hard, circles back, and lets sincerity slip in through the side door. Nature and local ecology show up more than a casual listener might expect, especially in talk about dusky geese, wintering grounds, pollinators, monarchs, bees, butterflies, and when not to mow down early flowers. Pop culture is just as likely to take over. Harry Potter movies become an argument about adaptation choices, visual tone, studio calculation, and why certain changes still irritate years later. Ghostbusters and Indiana Jones become tests of what happens when childhood favorites meet adult eyes and kids in the room. Sports talk lands with the same exasperated specificity, from Portland Trail Blazers defense to Jeremy Grant, Toumani Camara, Damian Lillard, Nurk, and the gap between loving basketball and loving what basketball provides. Politics brings the sharpest edge. The show moves through Trump, crypto, AI investment, Pam Bondi, Congress, the Epstein files, and institutional corruption with anger, sarcasm, and little patience for polite framing. The format is not interview-led or heavily produced. It is a table conversation with interruptions, callbacks, unfinished thoughts, and jokes that keep serious opinions from hardening into speeches. The best fit is a listener who enjoys cranky friend-group energy, local anecdotes, parenting texture, sports frustration, political disbelief, and pop-culture grudges all tangled together. It can be abrasive. It is also plainly personal, which is why the messy parts often feel like the point.

Made for: For listeners who like friend-group comedy with blunt opinions, sports frustration, family-life digressions, and politics that does not stay polite. It especially fits people who enjoy conversational shows that wander but still land real points.

What sets it apart: The show stands out by letting tiny incidents carry real weight: a name pronunciation, a souvenir coin, a bird survey, or an old movie can become the spine of an entire argument. Its mix of domestic detail, ecological curiosity, sports irritation, and political anger gives the banter more texture than standard hangout chatter.

In their own words

Two college friends chat about pop culture, history, politics, sports, and whatever else they want. Enjoy! Hosts: Jake & Geoff

As heard by us

Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Jeff and Jake turn daily irritations, family stories, politics, sports, and environmental concerns into energetic comic arguments.

Say What You Mean runs on the productive friction between Jeff and Jake: one brings in an irritation, story, or argument, and the other worries it into a longer comic exchange.

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Why you'd press play

Jeff considers becoming Fabrizio; if your banter can handle a hard political turn, settle in.

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  • a birding tangent detailed enough to explain why dusky geese need counting
  • Portland basketball talk that gets into screens, matchups, and player grumbling
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Best episodes of Say What You Mean Podcast

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EP391: Crash Test DummiesApr 17, 2026

A freeway crash leads into a funny, warm conversation about fault, spelling, adoption, and pollinators.

Jake starts with the freeway crash and does not try to wriggle out of it. He says he admitted fault to insurance, saw no real defense, and lets that plain confession set the tone for a conversation that keeps moving.

EP390: TREE-HUGGIN' BIRD LOVIN' HIPPIESApr 12, 2026

Aquarium souvenir coins lead Jeff and Jake into loose, sincere talk about threatened dusky birds and the habitat pressures around them.

Jeff and Jake build the episode around an odd but useful chain of associations: Oregon Coast Aquarium souvenir coins, a loose sleep detour, a cryptocurrency joke, and a more grounded look at threatened dusky birds.

EP389: Accio Pound Cake!Mar 27, 2026

Jake and Jeff turn scams, Hawaiian shirts, Harry Potter, and stolen cash into one unruly conversation.

A living-room conversation bounces from an AI-generated foot-fetish scam involving a Trump supporter to novelty Hawaiian shirts, Harry Potter adaptations, and a dispute over stolen money.

EP386: Habitual Line StepperFeb 13, 2026

A name-pronunciation gripe opens into AI, market bubbles, and anger over Pam Bondi's Epstein files testimony.

Jeff and Jake build the episode from a tiny everyday annoyance: someone asking whether Jeff is pronounced exactly the way it looks. That bit opens into a loose, funny argument about names, changing them, and pushing the joke into invented spellings before the conversation drifts…

EP385: Fight Club - Band Camp EditionFeb 6, 2026

Sleep-deprived parenting, blunt basketball talk, and a political contradiction drive a loose, funny episode.

Say What You Mean starts with sleepless kids, Bluey water, and late-night Celsius, then shifts into Portland's defensive problems before ending on the uneasy logic of a shirt slogan about pedophiles and an elected president.

EP353: Hikin' with Jake

A candid hiking guide with practical trail advice, memorable waterfalls, and fair warning about the rough drive.

A delayed solo dispatch becomes a grounded guide to getting outside. Jake briefly explains the scheduling conflict and persistent illness behind the late episode before turning to approachable hikes.

EP344: Simple Creatures

Jeff and Mike turn influencer performance, gun policy and disaster posting into a bleakly funny look at human behavior.

Jeff and Mike begin with a joke about an Amazon-sponsored apocalypse and paid water allotments, then move through the familiar online mix of fitness, romance and religion.

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    EP356: Stike a Pose(r)

    ·1h 20m
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    EP388: To My Dearest Instagram Followers...

    ·1h 31m
  3. 3

    EP387: Crash Out

    ·1h 2m
  4. 4

    EP386: Habitual Line Stepper

    ·1h 30m
  5. 5

    EP385: Fight Club - Band Camp Edition

    ·1h 6m
  6. 6

    EP384: Boot Flavored Lollipop

    ·1h 22m
  7. 7

    EP383: What Comes Next?

    ·1h 7m
  8. 8

    EP382: Some Great America...

    ·1h 18m
  9. 9

    EP381: Agency & Vigilance

    ·1h 9m
  10. 10

    EP342: You Better Be Tough

    ·1h 31m
  11. 11

    EP347: Detonate the EMP-athy

    ·1h 6m
  12. 12

    EP381: Agency & Vigilance

    ·1h 10m
  13. 13

    EP381: Boomer Sooners

    ·1h 23m
  14. 14

    EP380: We Wear the Champion?

    ·1h 12m
  15. 15

    EP378: Tik Tok Goes the Gridlock

    ·1h 14m
  16. 16

    EP377: Hit Snooze on the Alarm

    ·1h 10m
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    EP376: Posture Makes Perfect

    ·50m
  18. 18

    EP375: The Opulence of Ornithology

    ·1h 12m
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    EP374: Feeling This

    ·1h 42m
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    EP373: Fated to Pretend

    ·1h 18m
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    EP365: Repost > Meet the Jochims

    ·1h 18m
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    EP372: I Hope This Podcast Finds You Well...

    ·1h 10m
  23. 23

    EP371: We Traded Our Country for a Red Hat.

    ·1h 26m
  24. 24

    EP370: Plant A Seed, Plant A Flower, Plant A Rose

    ·1h 30m
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    EP369: Bingo, Bango, Bongo

    ·1h 6m
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    EP368: Hang Loose

    ·1h 16m
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    EP367: Jochim Family 2, Electric Boogaloo.

    ·1h 38m
  28. 28

    EP366: This Is The Bounce Back

    ·1h 30m
  29. 29

    EP364: Some Greek Guy's Weak Spot

    ·1h 1m
  30. 30

    EP363: Dogs Eating Dogs

    ·1h 11m
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    EP362: Litmus Tests

    ·1h 21m
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    EP361: EXTREME ANSWERS!

    ·1h 10m
  33. 33

    EP360: To Boldly Sing Where No One Has Sung Before

    ·1h 9m
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    EP359: STRAW MAN

    ·1h 15m
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    EP358: I DON'T KNOW!

    ·1h 9m
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    EP357: Cultural Suppositories

    ·1h 17m
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    EP389: Accio Pound Cake!

    ·1h 15m
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    EP355: Phantom Senses

    ·1h 5m
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    EP354: Maximize the Senses

    ·1h 12m
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    EP352: In The Middle Of Storms

    ·1h 19m
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    EP351: Life Finds A Way

    ·1h 17m
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    EP350: Circle Of Jerks

    ·1h 12m
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    EP349: Lifestyles of the Lame and Angry

    ·1h 16m
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    EP348: Definitely Not Jake Thoughts

    ·1h 13m
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    EP346: A Fork in the Light Socket

    ·1h 12m
  46. 46

    EP345: I'm Mr. Brightside

    ·1h 21m
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    EP343: Grab Your Axes and Ask Questions Later

    ·1h 21m
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    EP341: We Don't Practice Santa-Ria

    ·1h 16m
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    EP297: Bias by Us

    ·1h 19m
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    EP340: What Are We Doing?!

    ·1h 21m
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    EP339: Take Two And We'll Deny You In The Morning

    ·1h 11m
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    EP338: Wrapped Again

    ·1h 5m
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    EP337: Oh! He Be Treadin'

    ·1h 9m
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    EP335: And The People Bowed and Prayed

    ·1h 14m
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    EP334: With Thunderous Applause

    ·1h 4m
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    EP332: Crossroads

    ·1h 38m
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    EP331: Ollies for Jesus

    ·1h 2m
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    EP330: I Don't Really Care, Do You?

    ·1h 11m
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    EP329: Rose-Colored Boys

    ·1h 13m
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    EP328: Smells Like Mean Spirit

    ·1h 9m
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    EP327: The Sofa King

    ·1h 34m
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    EP326: Love Letters To The Future

    ·1h 32m
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    EP325: A Poorly Run Organization

    ·1h 16m
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    EP324: Somebody's Poisoned The Waterhole

    ·1h 20m
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    EP323: The Vibez Aren't Limp

    ·1h 25m
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    EP322: We're Not Going Back

    ·1h 17m
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    EP321: To Be Fair...

    ·1h 39m
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    EP320: I'm Still Punk Rock, Right?

    ·1h 9m
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    EP319: See This Through

    ·1h 13m
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    EP318: It May Not Be What We Wanted but it's What We Deserve

    ·51m
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    EP317: Project SWYM

    ·1h 17m
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    EP316: America's Pastime

    ·1h 34m
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    EP315: Stress Eating Cheese

    ·1h 2m
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    EP314: Revenge Of The Grift

    ·1h 10m
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    EP313: Whose Reunion Is It Anyway?

    ·1h 28m
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    EP312: The Suckers, The Losers and Me

    ·1h 28m
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    EP311: Get Out Before It's Too Late

    ·1h 8m
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    EP310: What About Bob?

    ·1h 15m
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    EP309: Made For Television

    ·1h 17m
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    EP308: Participation Trophies

    ·1h 12m
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    EP307: He The Jury

    ·1h 7m
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    EP306: Jake Thoughts 5.0

    ·1h 29m
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    EP305: Industrialized House Plants

    ·1h 20m
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    EP304: Hey Now, You're An Allstar

    ·1h 11m
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    EP303: Keep It Fresh, Homies

    ·1h 26m
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    EP302: Could Be Worse. Not Sure How, but it Could Be.

    ·1h 41m
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    EP301: It's Not Me, It's You.

    ·1h 26m
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    EP300: Foot, Fist, Way To Go Team!

    ·1h 10m
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    EP299.5: You Got Anymore of that.... Serotonin?

    ·1h 18m
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    EP299: Who Do You Trust?

    ·1h 9m
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    EP298: Killers, Cats & Crooks

    ·1h 5m
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    EP296: A Plastic Bag Drifting Through The Wind

    ·1h 21m
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    EP295: On The Road Again

    ·1h 9m
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    EP294: Tipping The Scales

    ·1h 13m
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    EP333: Trick Or Treat 2024 Election Edition

    The hosts discuss their Halloween plans and the rainy weather affecting trick-or-treating with their kids.

    ·1h 6m
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    EP379: Sippin'... Sizzurp?

    Two podcast hosts discuss their anxieties about aging, mortality, and watching their parents grow old.

    ·1h 11m
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    EP365: Meet the Jochims

    The hosts introduce their family members as substitute co-hosts for the episode.

    ·1h 19m
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    EP336: Dignity & Decency

    A comedic episode featuring a fictional toast and banter between hosts about dignity and decency.

    ·1h 16m
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    EP344: Simple Creatures

    Hosts Jeff and Jake discuss social media trends, focusing on faux influencers who emphasize religion, fitness, and romance.

    ·1h 12m·5 clips
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    EP353: Hikin' with Jake

    Hidden gem

    Jake hosts a solo episode of Say What You Mean, explaining his co-host Geoff's absence due to scheduling issues.

    ·1h 9m·5 clips
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    EP391: Crash Test Dummies

    Hidden gem

    Say What You Mean Podcast opens with Jake describing a crash at the 134th Street and I-5 on-ramp in Vancouver, Washington, after a left turn across oncoming traffic near Salmon Creek.

    Apr 17, 2026·1h 6m·4 clips
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    EP390: TREE-HUGGIN' BIRD LOVIN' HIPPIES

    Hidden gem

    Jeff and Jake open with Spotify sleep sounds, Cheyenne's ASMR mukbang queue, and Jake's claim that chewing sounds are the worst.

    Apr 12, 2026·1h 17m·5 clips
  103. 103

    EP389: Accio Pound Cake!

    Hidden gem

    EP389 of Say What You Mean Podcast, titled 'Accio Pound Cake!,' opens with an AI-generated Instagram foot-fetish model that allegedly 'gets paid by MAGA' and a joke about people falling for obvious scams.

    Mar 27, 2026·1h 15m·5 clips
  104. 104

    EP388: To My Dearest Instagram Followers...

    Two friends chat about watching classic movies like Ghostbusters and Indiana Jones with their kids and realizing how inappropriate some scenes are.

    Mar 6, 2026·1h 31m
  105. 105

    EP387: Crash Out

    Jeffrey and Jacob discuss missing an episode due to a birthday trip to Ocean Shores, Washington.

    Mar 1, 2026·1h 2m
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    EP386: Habitual Line Stepper

    Hidden gem

    Jeff says someone questioning whether his name is "Jeff" finally annoyed him after 39 years, because his name is spelled Geoff and he keeps hearing it misread.

    Feb 13, 2026·1h 30m·2 clips
  107. 107

    EP385: Fight Club - Band Camp Edition

    Hidden gem

    Jim Ray’s sixth-grade band rotates by grade, so families only sit through the half hour that matters to them.

    Feb 6, 2026·1h 6m·2 clips
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    EP384: Boot Flavored Lollipop

    Jan 30, 2026·1h 22m
  109. 109

    EP383: What Comes Next?

    Jan 23, 2026·1h 7m
  110. 110

    EP381: Agency & Vigilance

    Jan 16, 2026·1h 9m
  111. 111

    EP382: Some Great America...

    Jan 16, 2026·1h 18m
  112. 112

    EP381: Agency & Vigilance

    Jan 11, 2026·1h 10m
  113. 113

    EP381: Boomer Sooners

    Dec 5, 2025·1h 23m
  114. 114

    EP380: We Wear the Champion?

    Nov 27, 2025·1h 12m
  115. 115

    EP379: Sippin'... Sizzurp?

    Nov 22, 2025·1h 11m
  116. 116

    EP378: Tik Tok Goes the Gridlock

    Nov 7, 2025·1h 14m
  117. 117

    EP377: Hit Snooze on the Alarm

    Nov 2, 2025·1h 10m
  118. 118

    EP376: Posture Makes Perfect

    Oct 17, 2025·50m
  119. 119

    EP375: The Opulence of Ornithology

    Oct 10, 2025·1h 12m
  120. 120

    EP374: Feeling This

    Oct 6, 2025·1h 42m
  121. 121

    EP373: Fated to Pretend

    Sep 26, 2025·1h 18m
  122. 122

    EP365: Repost > Meet the Jochims

    Sep 13, 2025·1h 18m
  123. 123

    EP372: I Hope This Podcast Finds You Well...

    Sep 12, 2025·1h 10m
  124. 124

    EP371: We Traded Our Country for a Red Hat.

    Aug 28, 2025·1h 26m
  125. 125

    EP370: Plant A Seed, Plant A Flower, Plant A Rose

    Aug 21, 2025·1h 30m
  126. 126

    EP369: Bingo, Bango, Bongo

    Aug 15, 2025·1h 6m
  127. 127

    EP368: Hang Loose

    Aug 8, 2025·1h 16m
  128. 128

    EP367: Jochim Family 2, Electric Boogaloo.

    Jul 19, 2025·1h 38m
  129. 129

    EP366: This Is The Bounce Back

    Jul 12, 2025·1h 30m
  130. 130

    EP365: Meet the Jochims

    Jul 4, 2025·1h 19m
  131. 131

    EP364: Some Greek Guy's Weak Spot

    Jun 27, 2025·1h 1m
  132. 132

    EP363: Dogs Eating Dogs

    Jun 21, 2025·1h 11m
  133. 133

    EP362: Litmus Tests

    May 30, 2025·1h 21m
  134. 134

    EP361: EXTREME ANSWERS!

    May 23, 2025·1h 10m
  135. 135

    EP360: To Boldly Sing Where No One Has Sung Before

    May 16, 2025·1h 9m
  136. 136

    EP359: STRAW MAN

    May 9, 2025·1h 15m
  137. 137

    EP358: I DON'T KNOW!

    May 2, 2025·1h 9m
  138. 138

    EP357: Cultural Suppositories

    Apr 18, 2025·1h 17m
  139. 139

    EP356: Stike a Pose(r)

    Apr 11, 2025·1h 20m
  140. 140

    EP355: Phantom Senses

    Apr 4, 2025·1h 5m
  141. 141

    EP354: Maximize the Senses

    Mar 28, 2025·1h 12m
  142. 142

    EP353: Hikin' with Jake

    Jake records a solo episode explaining why the podcast is late due to scheduling conflicts and his ongoing illness.

    Mar 23, 2025·1h 9m
  143. 143

    EP352: In The Middle Of Storms

    Mar 14, 2025·1h 19m
  144. 144

    EP351: Life Finds A Way

    Mar 7, 2025·1h 17m
  145. 145

    EP350: Circle Of Jerks

    Feb 28, 2025·1h 12m
  146. 146

    EP349: Lifestyles of the Lame and Angry

    Feb 21, 2025·1h 16m
  147. 147

    EP348: Definitely Not Jake Thoughts

    Feb 14, 2025·1h 13m
  148. 148

    EP347: Detonate the EMP-athy

    Feb 7, 2025·1h 6m
  149. 149

    EP346: A Fork in the Light Socket

    Jan 31, 2025·1h 12m
  150. 150

    EP345: I'm Mr. Brightside

    Jan 24, 2025·1h 21m