Realms & Nerds

Skull Shot Productions

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Quest logic meets bad plans.

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Realms & Nerds follows fantasy arcs full of dark forests, sideways ships, village murders, and holiday specials gone sideways. The appeal is the table energy: rules checks, character panic, narration, and absurd plans all moving the adventure forward.

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About Realms & Nerds

Realms & Nerds is a D&D actual-play comedy with a crowded table feel and a taste for campaigns that wobble between epic questing and gleeful nonsense. It has lore. It also has someone asking the practical question that makes the lore collapse into a joke. Across the sampled episodes, the show moves through Vassanoka forest journeys, Seafarers & Scallywags ship trouble, Return of Ornon specials, and Halloween mystery bits with a steady appetite for detours. Raven waking near the Murdoch forest can lead into a serious account of Esse, Otun, Furbolgs, builders, dark places, and old family questions. Then the table punctures the solemnity and keeps walking. That rhythm defines the series. The story wants mystery, danger, and consequence; the players keep feeding it bad plans, rules checks, and character instincts that are only sometimes useful. On the seafaring side, a ship can become a comedy of navigation, intoxication, shadow-plane complications, and people trying to make coffee, eggs, and a magical horn behave like normal tools. It does not behave. The holiday specials push the same energy into one-off premises: mercenary delivery missions, village murders, mines with ghosts, locks that should not be picked in that manner, and supernatural problems handled by people with limited patience. The show’s funniest moments often come from process. Someone clarifies weapon rules. Someone asks if a plan is possible. Someone rolls badly. The narration absorbs the damage and the scene changes shape around it. There is a strong homebrew-fantasy spine underneath the chaos, with recurring places, kings, guilds, artifacts, and old threats giving the jokes something to bounce against. The comedy is blunt and scrappy rather than slick. It favors overlap, corrections, laughter, and sudden weirdness over clean dramatic presentation. That makes it feel close to an actual table, not a reenactment polished into silence. For listeners who enjoy fantasy adventure with visible dice seams, rowdy character choices, and a world sturdy enough to withstand constant derailment, Realms & Nerds offers a lot to chew on. Sometimes literally, unfortunately.

Made for: For actual-play fans who like visible dice mechanics, homebrew fantasy lore, ensemble banter, and comedy that keeps interrupting the quest without killing it. Best suited to listeners comfortable with irreverent table energy and messy, improvisational pacing.

What sets it apart: Realms & Nerds stands out by letting its mechanics, lore, and table interruptions coexist instead of sanding them smooth. The campaigns feel lived-in, but the group keeps testing every serious premise until it becomes funny, strange, or newly dangerous.

In their own words

Dungeons & Dragons Actual Play Adventure Comedy Podcast. Adventures in and around the world of Prydia!

As heard by us

Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Fantasy campaigns gain comic momentum from failed rolls, improvised solutions and a game master willing to let strange ideas reshape the scene.

Realms & Nerds lets fantasy quests develop through table talk, dice rolls and players testing the edges of whatever situation the game master has placed before them.

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Why you'd press play

A tail becomes a lockpick, and suddenly your sensible fantasy standards are somebody else's problem.

Press play if you want

  • your fantasy quests interrupted by critical failures, drunken decisions, and delighted table chaos
  • murder mysteries where suspicious sugar and a cauldron of slugs become legitimate investigative leads
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A Game for a Question | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 33Jan 18, 2026

A red lunar eclipse, a campfire, and a stretch of world history that gives Esse real weight.

A red lunar eclipse hangs over the Murdoch forest and gives the campout a strange, slow burn. Raven wakes alone while the others sleep, then the morning opens onto Esse, the ancient stronghold they are all headed toward.

Return to Port Wealthless | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 9Nov 26, 2025

Shadow Blade lore, bad steering, and breakfast-fueled nonsense keep the ship moving.

The episode spends most of its time on the ship, where Tevon's memory gap, Bartholomew's intoxicated steering, and a detour to the Shadow Plane turn the voyage into a tense little pressure cooker.

Para-Abnormal Investigators: It's Not Yours, It's a Mine! | The Mists of Solomonari, Halloween 2025Oct 18, 2025

A Halloween crawl where the jokes keep tripping over the rolls.

Realms and Nerds' Halloween 2025 special goes all in on wizard cosplay, Scooby-Doo riffing, lock-picking panic, and mine-side nonsense, and Tabby slips into the table like she has always been there. The fun comes from how often the players knock their own setup sideways.

The Drinking Horn of Dionysus | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 6Jun 22, 2025

A messy, funny side quest built on myth, time travel, and bad decisions.

Realms & Nerds sends the party on a myth-heavy detour, and the fun is in how fast it stops behaving like a clean relic hunt. A gazebo, a keg stamped with a laughing mask, a cloaked loner who has been around for 150 years, and the Horn of Dionysus all pile into the same mess,…

The Sugar Murder | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2024Oct 28, 2024

A village murder mystery runs on suspicious sugar, slugs, and bad manners.

The village murder mystery gives the episode a clear center, while the comedy keeps circling around suspicious sugar, a burlap sack, and a cauldron full of slugs.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    The Thunderlock Barcrawl: Everything is Flying Around! | Calamity Quest, Side Adventure 3, Part 2

    Mage hand touches a trapped chest in Realms & Nerds' Calamity Quest side adventure and it becomes a deep pit, which reveals four real chests (bronze, copper, silver, electrum-plated) holding potions and a lever.

    Jul 25, 2026·1h 42m·2 clips
  2. 2

    The Thunderlock Barcrawl: Joining Forces! | Calamity Quest, Side Adventure 3, Part 1

    Jul 18, 2026·1h 34m
  3. 3

    Treasure of the Broken Hoard | A Realms & Nerds One-Shot

    Jul 11, 2026·2h 10m
  4. 4

    Going Back to Move Forward | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 34

    Jul 5, 2026·1h 49m
  5. 5

    Four Days at Sea with the Crimson Commune | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 10

    Jun 13, 2026·1h 35m
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    A Game for a Question | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 33

    Raven steps through the tree and finds herself in the Murdoch forest under a red lunar eclipse.

    Jan 18, 2026·1h 13m·4 clips
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    Return to Port Wealthless | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 9

    Hidden gem

    Bartholomew is drunk and the ship is off course.

    Nov 26, 2025·1h 27m·2 clips
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    Para-Abnormal Investigators: It's Not Yours, It's a Mine! | The Mists of Solomonari, Halloween 2025

    Hidden gem

    Realms & Nerds opens its Halloween 2025 special with a warm thank-you to Tabby before the table quickly slides into wizard voices, Scooby-Doo nonsense, and a fresh run of in-character bad decisions.

    Oct 18, 2025·1h 49m·2 clips
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    Setting Back Out from the Lou Estate | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 32

    Sep 27, 2025·1h 8m
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    The Client | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 8

    Sep 19, 2025·1h 26m
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    Spores, Blights, and a Tree of Light | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 31

    Sep 13, 2025·1h 23m
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    Escape from Vine Island | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 7

    Sep 10, 2025·1h 49m
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    Brief Recap of Lost Episodes | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episodes 28 & 29 [Lost Episodes]

    Aug 3, 2025·9m
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    The Tree in the Clearing | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 30

    Aug 3, 2025·1h 29m
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    The Drinking Horn of Dionysus | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 6

    Hidden gem

    Ember and the party push through the vines and end up at a gazebo with a keg on tap.

    Jun 22, 2025·1h 49m·2 clips
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    Arrival at the Lou Estate | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 27

    May 24, 2025·1h 16m
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    Vine Island | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 5

    Apr 20, 2025·1h 17m
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    Tavern Troubles | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 26

    Apr 9, 2025·1h 7m
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    Blackwater Adventuring Guild: The Drop-Off | The Return of Ornon, St. Patrick's Day 2025 (Part 2 of 2)

    Mar 23, 2025·1h 23m
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    Blackwater Adventuring Guild: Out for Delivery | The Return of Ornon, St. Patrick's Day 2025 (Part 1 of 2)

    A Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast celebrating its 7th anniversary with a St.

    Mar 16, 2025·1h 23m
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    St. Sana’s Day, Part 2 | The Vassanoka Aventures, St. Patrick's Day 2020 (Part 2 of 2)

    Mar 16, 2025·1h 36m
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    The Mercurious | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 4

    Mar 11, 2025·1h 43m
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    The Meeting of the Ankaa Crystals | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 25

    Nov 18, 2024·1h 10m
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    The Sugar Murder | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2024

    Hidden gem

    Night falls hard.

    Oct 28, 2024·1h 50m·2 clips
  25. 25

    Questions for the Chronoracle | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 3

    Sep 22, 2024·1h 19m
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    Downtime Upgrades | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 24

    Sep 18, 2024·1h 32m
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    Shopping for Supplies & Attaining the Anchor | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 2

    Sep 8, 2024·1h 25m
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    River Route to New Hylyr | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 23

    Aug 25, 2024·1h 34m
  29. 29

    The Auction | Seafarers & Scallywags, Episode 1

    Aug 17, 2024·54m
  30. 30

    ANNOUNCEMENT: RJ's (Redsun55) Baldur's Gate 3 CHAOS QUEST!

    Aug 15, 2024·2m
  31. 31

    Duergar Darren and Phil's Place | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 22

    Aug 10, 2024·58m
  32. 32

    Treasure Hunters & Scallywags | The Return of Ornon, Side Quest 1

    Aug 6, 2024·1h 19m
  33. 33

    What Lies Beneath | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 21

    Jul 27, 2024·1h 24m
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    Epilogue for "Revenge" Arc (Season One) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 45

    The adventurers return from the underworld through a portal and discuss their next steps with the king and army.

    Jul 20, 2024·57m
  35. 35

    Time in Harmony | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 20

    Jul 14, 2024·1h 14m
  36. 36

    Fate Always Demands a Price | The Return of Ornon, Episode 44 ("Revenge" Arc/Season One Finale)

    Jul 6, 2024·1h 32m
  37. 37

    SEASON RECAP for The Return of Ornon, Episode 44 (Season 1 Finale)

    This episode introduces character backstories for a Dungeons & Dragons actual play adventure.

    Jul 5, 2024·26m
  38. 38

    The Story So Far (A Summary of Episodes 1-43 by the Dungeon Master) | The Return of Ornon

    Jul 5, 2024·42m
  39. 39

    Escaping the Mind Flayer Lair | The Return of Ornon, Episode 43

    Jun 22, 2024·1h 25m
  40. 40

    Back on The Builders' Road | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 19

    Jun 15, 2024·43m
  41. 41

    Contesting Captivity in the Mind Flayer Lair | The Return of Ornon, Episode 42

    Jun 8, 2024·1h 16m
  42. 42

    The Hunt for the Stolen Grain | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 18

    May 31, 2024·1h 15m
  43. 43

    Doorways of the Mind | The Return of Ornon, Episode 41

    May 12, 2024·1h 11m
  44. 44

    Time at the Tavern | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 17

    Apr 28, 2024·1h 15m
  45. 45

    Breaking Into the Vault | The Return of Ornon, Episode 40

    Apr 21, 2024·1h 6m
  46. 46

    An Elven Investigation | The Vassanoka Adventures, Side Quest 2

    Apr 17, 2024·1h 38m
  47. 47

    Hieroglyphs, Harrows, and Hidden Secrets | The Return of Ornon, Episode 39

    Mar 22, 2024·1h 23m
  48. 48

    St. Sana's Day, Part 3 | The Vassanoka Adventures, St. Patrick's Day 2024

    Mar 16, 2024·1h 43m
  49. 49

    Fractured Memories | The Return of Ornon, Episode 38

    Feb 18, 2024·1h 31m
  50. 50

    Gnome Force ★-07, Part 2 | The Vassanoka Adventures, Side Quest 1 (Part 2 of 2)

    Feb 11, 2024·1h 39m
  51. 51

    Hall of What Was and What Could Have Been | The Return of Ornon, Episode 37

    Feb 3, 2024·1h 4m
  52. 52

    Gnome Force ★-07, Part 1 | The Vassanoka Adventures, Side Quest 1 (Part 1 of 2)

    A comedic Dungeons & Dragons actual play podcast where the DM sets the scene in the gnome-inhabited Copanez region, introducing lizard folk as a humorous nuisance.

    Jan 27, 2024·1h 12m
  53. 53

    Altered Paths | The Return of Ornon, Episode 36

    Jan 14, 2024·59m
  54. 54

    Battle at Twilight | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 16

    Dec 25, 2023·1h 14m
  55. 55

    Mauzer’s Fun Emporium | The Return of Ornon, Episode 35

    Dec 12, 2023·1h 26m
  56. 56

    Truth or Tilby | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 15

    Nov 18, 2023·1h 19m
  57. 57

    Fight for Your Lives! | The Return of Ornon, Episode 34

    Nov 12, 2023·1h 17m
  58. 58

    Para-Abnormal Investigators: What a Farm for a Phantom! | The Mists of Solomonari, Halloween 2023

    Oct 28, 2023·1h 28m
  59. 59

    Something Fishy | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 14

    Sep 15, 2023·1h 20m
  60. 60

    What the Hells?! | The Return of Ornon, Episode 33

    Jul 18, 2023·1h 35m
  61. 61

    Meeting the Mayor | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 13

    Mar 16, 2023·1h 14m
  62. 62

    Should We Stay or Should We Go? | The Return of Ornon, Episode 32

    Nov 26, 2022·1h 25m
  63. 63

    The Rats of Brokenhelm | The Mists of Solomonari, Halloween 2022

    Oct 30, 2022·1h 42m
  64. 64

    Going Into the Dammed Place | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 12

    Jul 24, 2022·1h 9m
  65. 65

    Tiamat Temple Battle (Part 3 of 3) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 31

    Jul 1, 2022·1h 25m
  66. 66

    Blight Fight | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 11

    Jun 5, 2022·1h 26m
  67. 67

    Tiamat Temple Battle (Part 2 of 3) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 30

    Apr 30, 2022·1h 15m
  68. 68

    Darkness in the Forest | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 10

    Apr 1, 2022·1h 31m
  69. 69

    Tiamat Temple Battle (Part 1 of 3) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 29

    Feb 27, 2022·57m
  70. 70

    Encounter on the Builder’s Road | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 9

    Jan 31, 2022·1h 24m
  71. 71

    Siege of the Tiamat Temple | The Return of Ornon, Episode 28

    Jan 19, 2022·1h 25m
  72. 72

    The Game Master‘s Second Challenge | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 8

    Dec 19, 2021·1h 19m
  73. 73

    Not Taking the Bull by the Horns | The Return of Ornon, Episode 27

    Nov 23, 2021·1h 26m
  74. 74

    Mystery at Blackreach Manor | The Mists of Solomonari Halloween 2021

    Oct 29, 2021·1h 54m
  75. 75

    Challenge in a Cave | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 7

    Sep 30, 2021·1h 9m
  76. 76

    Nobody Lives Forever! | The Return of Ornon, Episode 26

    Sep 1, 2021·1h 11m
  77. 77

    Chicken Hunt | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 6

    Jun 30, 2021·1h 34m
  78. 78

    A Party Divided | The Return of Ornon, Episode 25

    Apr 1, 2021·1h 39m
  79. 79

    Of Fowl and Family | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 5

    Feb 17, 2021·1h 30m
  80. 80

    Infiltrating Blüdvaren | The Return of Ornon, Episode 24

    Dec 30, 2020·1h 12m
  81. 81

    Can You Feel It in Your Bones? | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2020

    Nov 1, 2020·1h 32m
  82. 82

    Mystery in the Forest | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 4

    Oct 22, 2020·1h 28m
  83. 83

    Realms & Nerds Podcast Promo

    Sep 15, 2020·1m
  84. 84

    Short Negotiations | The Return of Ornon, Episode 23

    Aug 23, 2020·1h 11m
  85. 85

    Entering Murdog | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 3

    Jun 22, 2020·1h 29m
  86. 86

    Creepy-Crawly, Slimy, and Dark | The Return of Ornon, Episode 22

    Jun 1, 2020·1h 43m
  87. 87

    Xarthemis Battle | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 2 (Part 2 of 2)

    May 15, 2020·1h 10m
  88. 88

    River Journey | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 2

    May 11, 2020·1h 24m
  89. 89

    Into the Dark | The Return of Ornon, Episode 21

    Apr 24, 2020·1h 33m
  90. 90

    St. Sana’s Day, Part 1 | The Vassanoka Adventures, St. Patrick's Day 2020 (Part 1 of 2)

    Mar 12, 2020·57m
  91. 91

    Welcome to West’s Port | The Vassanoka Adventures, Episode 1

    Feb 2, 2020·1h 41m
  92. 92

    A Short-Lived Celebration | The Return of Ornon, Episode 20

    Dec 19, 2019·1h 6m
  93. 93

    Dragon Assault on the Plains of Doom | The Return of Ornon, Episode 19

    Nov 28, 2019·1h 37m
  94. 94

    Terror from Elmwood Cemetery | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2019

    Oct 31, 2019·1h 30m
  95. 95

    The Best-Laid Breakout Schemes... | The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1 (Part 2 of 2)

    Sep 22, 2019·1h 16m
  96. 96

    Rockhammer Has a Secret | The Return of Ornon, Interlude 1 (Part 1 of 2)

    Jun 30, 2019·55m
  97. 97

    One-Year Anniversary Special

    May 20, 2019·1h 23m
  98. 98

    The Castle | The Return of Ornon, Episode 18

    Mar 30, 2019·1h 17m
  99. 99

    Welcome to the Plains of Doom | The Return of Ornon, Episode 17

    Jan 25, 2019·1h 28m
  100. 100

    Friends in High Places | The Return of Ornon, Episode 16

    Jan 13, 2019·1h 53m
  101. 101

    The Battle on Icy Pass | The Return of Ornon, Episode 15

    Jan 4, 2019·1h 33m
  102. 102

    The Great Hearthfire Tree Mystery | Winter Holidays Special 2018

    Dec 21, 2018·1h 34m
  103. 103

    Over the River and Through the Pass | The Return of Ornon, Episode 14

    Dec 14, 2018·1h 19m
  104. 104

    Back to the Burial Mound | The Return of Ornon, Episode 13

    Nov 18, 2018·1h 36m
  105. 105

    The Dark Downfall | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2018 (Part 2 of 2)

    Nov 11, 2018·1h 21m
  106. 106

    The Wolf's Pack Ghost Hunt | The Return of Ornon, Halloween 2018 (Part 1 of 2)

    Oct 31, 2018·1h 5m
  107. 107

    Wedding Awry | The Return of Ornon, Episode 12

    Oct 22, 2018·1h 16m
  108. 108

    Return of the Ring | The Return of Ornon, Episode 11

    Oct 8, 2018·55m
  109. 109

    Time at Timber‘s Crest | The Return of Ornon, Episode 10

    Sep 22, 2018·1h 28m
  110. 110

    Out of Reach | The Return of Ornon, Episode 9

    Sep 10, 2018·1h 18m
  111. 111

    Bank Heist! (Part 2 of 2) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 8

    Aug 18, 2018·1h 34m
  112. 112

    Bank Heist! (Part 1 of 2) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 7

    Jul 22, 2018·58m
  113. 113

    Reach for Help | The Return of Ornon, Episode 6

    Jul 1, 2018·47m
  114. 114

    Trouble on the Farm | Harried in Hillsfar (One-Off Bonus Episode)

    Jun 28, 2018·1h 21m
  115. 115

    Bysil Boss Battle!!! | The Return of Ornon, Episode 5

    Jun 26, 2018·1h 17m
  116. 116

    Leroy and His Boys (Who Are Just Trying to Make a Living) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 4

    Jun 20, 2018·1h 1m
  117. 117

    Rats! A Side Mission in the Garden of Stone | The Return of Ornon, Episode 3

    Jun 5, 2018·1h 23m
  118. 118

    The Darkness of Xarthemis | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 2 (Part 1 of 2)

    May 16, 2018·1h 1m
  119. 119

    The Hall of the Goblin Lord | Calamity Quest, Side Mission 1

    Apr 28, 2018·46m
  120. 120

    The Birds and the Trees | The Return of Ornon, Episode 2

    Apr 22, 2018·1h 5m
  121. 121

    The Gathering (An Adventure Begins) | The Return of Ornon, Episode 1

    Apr 13, 2018·45m
  122. 122

    The Final Fight of Gilliard Wolfclan | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 4 of 4)

    Apr 5, 2018·1h 1m
  123. 123

    A Gentleman’s Study | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 3 of 4)

    Apr 1, 2018·44m
  124. 124

    First a Demotion, and Now Uninvited Guests?! | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 2 of 4)

    Mar 24, 2018·41m
  125. 125

    The Burial Mound of Gilliard Wolfclan | The Return of Ornon, Prelude (Part 1 of 4)

    Mar 15, 2018·1h 7m