Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

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Crabby stories, fandom scars, perfect tangents.

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Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique runs on sharp opinions, messy memories, and conversational detours that turn tiny irritations into full comic set pieces. Recent episodes move from pickles, Olestra, and work stories to cancer follow-ups, old internet downloads, anime fandom, Stranger Things theories, and everyday bodily betrayal.

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About Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique is a conversational comedy show with the feel of two longtime talkers emptying a whole junk drawer of memory, irritation, fandom, and bodily inconvenience onto the table. The pace is casual but not sleepy. One moment may be about a billboard ordering people to eat a pickle, and the next is about dial-up internet, old download waiting, anime files, and the gamble of downloading something by name alone. The show has a strong peeve engine. Bad video titles, overblown political clips, young people misreading Generation X, and fandom theories treated as destiny all become fuel. Recent episodes also make room for more vulnerable subjects, including mammogram results, cancer treatment, hot flashes, body temperature medication, stairs as exercise, and the strange comfort of competent doctors. It is blunt without being cold. A sick dog, an old shirt, a drag memory, or a shared joke can soften the edges quickly. The show often circles pop culture through lived experience rather than recap. Ab Fab, Doctor Who, KISS shirts, Stranger Things, old anime fandom, Olestra snacks, political video channels, and Christian movies all appear as pieces of personal folklore. The humor is proudly tangent-based. An episode may announce peeves, drift into articles, double back through a song parody, then land on a story from a patio, a folk festival, a workplace, or a household mess. That looseness is the point. The show is less a topic machine than a personality machine, turning crankiness into companionship. Its strongest episodes make middle age sound chaotic, specific, and resistant to being made respectable. The speakers can be sharp about media, celebrities, politics, and online behavior, but they are just as willing to make themselves part of the joke. For listeners who enjoy polished interviews or tight segment discipline, it may feel unruly. For listeners who like comedy built from friendship, grudges, fandom scars, health updates, and high-speed digressions, the unruliness is the pleasure.

Made for: Best for listeners who like loose, adult conversational comedy with queer sensibility, Gen X memory, fandom arguments, and unapologetic peeves. It suits people who enjoy sharp personal storytelling more than structured interviews.

What sets it apart: The show turns ordinary irritations into sprawling comic memoir, moving from pets, health, and errands to anime, drag, Doctor Who, Stranger Things, and political media without sanding off the personality. Its charm is the full-speed tangent that still feels rooted in a shared life.

In their own words

Here, queer, and in your ear, every other Friday.A gay guy and his fat friend talking about everything! We've got over 30 years of stories to share about stuff we love, stuff that annoys us, people we've known, places we've been, and things we've seen. Geeky, silly, and always opinionated. NAMES ARE CHANGED TO PROTECT THE GUILTY! We may be awful, but we're right!

As heard by us

Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026

Pitney and Amelia turn fatigue, treatment and food memories into candid comedy about living inside an unpredictable body.

Pitney and Amelia treat the body as part of the mess of daily life, folding health into a fast, candid conversation about food, pets, work and pop culture. A stair-climbing routine begins with fatigue rather than fitness bravado.

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Why you'd press play

Olestra, fandom math, and dog diarrhea become the gloriously derailed catch-up you didn't know you needed.

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  • dial-up fandom nostalgia without pretending the old internet was tidy
  • pop-culture opinions delivered with enough conviction to ignite your group chat
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peeves and everyday irritationsGen X aging and memoryold internet and anime fandomdrag and pop culture nostalgiapets and household chaosmedical waiting and cancer treatmentpolitical media criticismfandom behavior online

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Best episodes of Pitney & Amelia's Bitchen Boutique

Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.

Pickle SlutApr 17, 2026

A pickle billboard leads to dial-up memories and a Doctor Who connection.

A billboard telling passersby to "chill out, eat a pickle" gets Pitney and Amelia talking about pickles, then about the patience dial-up internet demanded.

Like, Bag Those Opinions!Feb 6, 2026

Pitney and Amelia talk old fandoms, dressing their age and keeping their tempers in check.

Pitney and Amelia talk about dressing their age without putting away the things they love. A KISS shirt brings back memories of anime fandom and a Ryoko shirt one of them loved wearing.

Get a Load of BylerJan 29, 2026

Pitney and Amelia weigh *Stranger Things* fan theories against what the show actually puts on screen.

Pitney and Amelia begin with peeves before turning to how fans read Stranger Things. One host notices Mike and Eleven's brief reunion and their limited physical closeness. She is less convinced by readings that treat a sunset or a hairstyle as proof of a preferred storyline.

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    Life Among the Weirdos

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    The Year of Us

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    Thankful 2025

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    Hooray for Boobies!

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  34. 34

    Gettin Railed on Christmas

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    Thankful 9: Gratitude Out the Wazoo

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    Stick Your Finger In Your Ear

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    Crocs N Socks

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    Circling the Hole Again

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    Old Man Yells At The Cloud

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    A Late Pride

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    Suzanne's Revenge

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    Bowl Of Onions

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    Senior Spot

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    Hello Dinner!

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    Oh No Jojo!

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    Pickle Slut

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    Personal Private Butter

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    Apr 2, 2026·45m·2 clips
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    Humpsmaxxing Your Camel

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    Photobomb Aplomb

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    Mar 6, 2026·47m
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    Bears of Little Brain

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    Feb 20, 2026·56m
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    Like, Bag Those Opinions!

    Hidden gem

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    Get a Load of Byler

    Hidden gem

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    Jan 29, 2026·1h 14m·5 clips
  108. 108

    Oh! Oh! Olestra!

    Hidden gem

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    Jan 9, 2026·59m·4 clips
  109. 109

    Ho Ho Hozempic

    Dec 12, 2025·1h 3m
  110. 110

    Thankful 2025

    Nov 25, 2025·58m
  111. 111

    Crotch Couture

    Nov 14, 2025·1h 37m
  112. 112

    Very Special Halloween Special

    Oct 28, 2025·1h 19m
  113. 113

    Cut Your Own Cheese!

    Oct 17, 2025·1h 11m
  114. 114

    Pick Up The Phone!

    Oct 3, 2025·1h 1m
  115. 115

    Important Info

    Sep 19, 2025·2m
  116. 116

    Contarian About Marion

    Sep 15, 2025·1h 37m
  117. 117

    Bubu Zuzu Delulu!

    Aug 22, 2025·1h 21m
  118. 118

    Back Away from the Cannibal

    Aug 8, 2025·1h 5m
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    Hooray for Boobies!

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  120. 120

    Doctor Whaaa?

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    Bitchen in the Kitchen!

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    Eight Pound Puppies

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    Whistle Dixie!

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    Noocho Libre

    Mar 21, 2025·1h 14m
  125. 125

    Schroedinger's Boob

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    Elon & The Funyun Bunch

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    Acting Like Adults

    Jan 24, 2025·1h 32m
  129. 129

    Obnoxiously Joyous

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  130. 130

    Sage Against the Machine

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  131. 131

    Gettin Railed on Christmas

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  132. 132

    Thankful 9: Gratitude Out the Wazoo

    Nov 25, 2024·59m
  133. 133

    Post-Election Pause

    Nov 15, 2024·3m
  134. 134

    Filler

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  135. 135

    Stitch Witchery

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    Party Pants

    Oct 4, 2024·49m
  137. 137

    Two Fingers of Vaseline

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  138. 138

    Hotel Motel Holiday Inn

    Sep 6, 2024·1h 22m
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    Eatin' Around It

    Aug 23, 2024·38m
  140. 140

    Current Events

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    Schmeckel!

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    Begotten, Not Made - Adventures in Catholicism

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  144. 144

    Living Out Loud - Pride 2024

    Jun 14, 2024·1h 23m
  145. 145

    Texas Frightmare Weekend Special 2024

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  146. 146

    F*R*E*N*Z

    May 17, 2024·47m
  147. 147

    Trunk Stuff

    May 3, 2024·1h 23m
  148. 148

    Trunk Stuff

    Apr 19, 2024·56m
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    Anyway... Amanda Gattis!

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    Veritymania!

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