An explicit scene becomes a fast, filthy anatomy joke session with plenty of piling-on.
Belinda is the target of an explicit scene that the trio pulls apart line by line, and the jokes arrive with enough speed to keep the room moving.

My Dad Wrote A Porno
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Erotic fiction, instantly regretted aloud.
My Dad Wrote A Porno follows Jamie and two friends as they read Belinda Blinked chapter by chapter. The comedy comes from stopping almost every strange sentence to question its anatomy, workplace logic, character names, and wildly formal phrasing.
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My Dad Wrote A Porno takes a simple, durable premise and lets it run: Jamie reads Belinda Blinked, an erotic novella written by his father under the name Rocky Flintstone, while James and Alice react in real time. The result is less a book club than a controlled collapse. A sentence begins. Someone stops it almost immediately. Then the group worries at the wording until a blouse, a business title, a sales meeting, or a piece of furniture has become the funniest object in the room. The show works because it treats the text both too seriously and not seriously at all. Corporate roles get parsed like sacred law. Romantic scenes are interrupted by practical questions about logistics, timing, and whether anyone involved understands the human body. Belinda, Giselle, Des Martin, Dave Wilcox, and the Duchess become recurring figures in a world where office procedure and erotic melodrama keep crashing into each other. The pacing is quick and interruptive. The tone is dry, incredulous, and warm enough that the joke never needs a grand point beyond the next baffling line. Jamie's proximity to the book gives the whole thing its squirming center, while James and Alice supply the chorus of disbelief. It is especially strong when the source text reaches for glamour and lands on a phrase that sounds like a boardroom memo, a bad anatomy lesson, or a feverish product description. The remastered episodes also show the format's early machinery: warnings, recaps, chapter titles, readalong prompts, and closing listener business around the main comedy engine. Not every minute is the readthrough, and ad slots can crowd the edges. Still, once the chapter is moving, the appeal is immediate. It is a show about laughing at bad erotic writing, but also about the peculiar intimacy of hearing friends discover each fresh disaster at the same time. The rhythm is conversational, messy, and sharply timed. It has no interest in clean takeaways. The bit is the point, and the point keeps getting stranger.
Made for: For comedy listeners who enjoy fast banter, bad-writing takedowns, irreverence, and jokes built from tiny wording choices. Best for adults comfortable with sexual subject matter discussed in a comic frame.
What sets it apart: The hook is unusually personal: the reader is confronting his own father's erotic fiction in public. That family proximity gives the show a sharper comic charge than a standard bad-book recap.
Imagine if your Dad wrote a dirty book. Most people would try to ignore it and pretend it had never happened - but not Jamie Morton. Instead, he's decided to read it to the world in this award-winning comedy podcast. With the help of his friends, James Cooper and Alice Levine, Jamie will be reading a chapter each episode and discovering more about his father than he ever bargained for. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Based on 5 episodes we listened to · September 2026
Close reading, quick group chemistry, and relentless attention to broken logic turn one erotic story into a rich comic world.
Jamie Morton reads his father's erotic fiction while James Cooper and Alice Levine stop the story whenever its logic, language, or anatomy gives way.
One terrible anatomical claim enters; Jamie, James and Alice give you a forensic comedy scene.
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Short reviews from the PlayNext desk, based on the episodes we processed.
An explicit scene becomes a fast, filthy anatomy joke session with plenty of piling-on.
Belinda is the target of an explicit scene that the trio pulls apart line by line, and the jokes arrive with enough speed to keep the room moving.
A fast, filthy, very British demolition of erotic nonsense.
This episode stays in the show’s familiar groove: Rocky’s overblown prose gets read out loud, and Jamie, James, and Alice take it apart as they go.
A regional sales meeting turns into a very silly exercise in comic timing.
The chapter moves away from bedroom excess and into a regional sales meeting, which gives the comedy a drier, more procedural target. The humor rests less on scandal than on pressure: office titles, corporate power, minute-by-minute instructions, and the cast's habit of treating…
A sharp send-up of erotic prose, driven by fast, silly riffing.
My Dad Wrote A Porno treats chapter two of Belinda Blinked as a public demolition of erotic prose. The hosts read Rocky Flintstone's writing and keep circling back to clothes, hands, and anatomy, which gives the whole thing a stop-start rhythm that works in its favor.
A cleaner return to season one, with the same baffled banter and job-interview chaos.
My Dad Wrote a Porno returns to season one with cleaner audio, while the original kitchen recordings remain in the feed. The draw is still intact: Jamie, Alice, and James gather around the table and respond in real time to Belinda Blink-1, treating the erotic novel like a comic…

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My Dad Wrote a Porno hosts Jamie Morton, James Cooper, and Alice Levine reach the final chapter of Rocky Morton's amateur erotic novel Belinda Blinked, titled 'Monday Morning, 7.45am.' The episode opens with a listener email from 'Eric' accusing James of being a virgin, which James firmly denies while Jamie and Alice suggest he might actually be gay, with James confirming this live on air for the first time.
Belinda is back, and the Duchess suddenly wants sympathy.
Nobody quite buys that, obviously.
Chapter two gets messy almost immediately.
Jamie brings the remaster back to Belinda.