Great Expectations by Charles Dickens is a reading of the novel, divided so that each episode carries one numbered chapter. Every episode begins at its chapter heading and moves directly into the story. That story belongs to Pip, who explains at the top of Chapter 01 how his infant tongue shortened Philip to the name everyone came to use. He never saw his mother or father. He builds his first picture of them from the shapes of the letters on their tombstones, a detail that is odd, funny and a little sad all at once. The churchyard does not stay quiet. A convict sets the boy on top of a gravestone, questions him about his family and announces that he has half a mind to eat him, while Pip clings to the stone and answers with a frightened 'sir'. Home is hardly safer. His sister, Mrs. Joe, is more than twenty years his senior and proud of having raised him 'by hand', a phrase Pip takes literally, since her hand is hard and heavy and lands on her husband as well as on him. That husband is Joe, the blacksmith, a fair man with flaxen curls whose alarm when Pip's bread and butter disappears down the boy's leg is pure kitchen comedy. Pip later takes a pie from the pantry and a file from among Joe's tools and runs for the marshes. Chapter 03 is soaked in weather: damp on the window as though a goblin had been crying there all night, and fog so dense the village signpost vanishes until Pip is right beneath it. The convict wolfs down everything at once, shaking with ague, and the last Pip hears of him is the file still working at his fetter in the mist. Chapter 04 moves indoors to a crowded Christmas dinner, where Pip is wedged against the table with a 'Pumblechookian' elbow in his eye and a robbed pantry on his conscience. It ends with him bolting for the door and running straight into soldiers, one of them holding out a pair of handcuffs. Chapter 05 turns the marsh into a manhunt, with Pip riding on Joe's back as the soldiers spread out under a low red sunset, and it closes at the water's edge beside a prison-ship Pip likens to a wicked Noah's Ark. Chapter 07 is warmer. Joe recites, with open pride, a tombstone couplet he made up himself and never had carved because poetry costs money, and the chapter ends on his farewell, 'God bless you, Pip, old chap', as the boy sets off wondering what on earth he is expected to play at Miss Havisham's. What a listener gets is Dickens's own sentences, where a joke about a pig's vanity sits a chapter away from a gibbet on the skyline. Because the episodes follow the chapter numbers, Chapter 01 is where to start.