Florida Men

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Sunshine State crime, served sideways.

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Florida Men treats Florida Man and Florida Woman stories as comic case files from the state’s strangest reports. Episodes move from violent mishaps and public nudity to food fights, Disney trespassing, listener mail, and improvised side jokes.

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About Florida Men

Florida Men is a comedy true-crime show centered on the strange, messy, and frequently headline-perfect world of Florida Man and Florida Woman stories. It works like a recurring tour through reports, oddities, and strange public behavior, with each story given room for jokes, disbelief, and quick pivots into banter. The pace is scrappy. A typical episode might move from a violent animal attack to a food-related arrest, then jump to public nudity, trespassing, listener messages, and a closing song. The show’s Florida is not postcard Florida. It is bathrooms, fish tanks, backyard golf experiments, abandoned Disney property, liquor store confrontations, raw chicken disputes, and strangers making choices that sound implausible until the next headline arrives. The comedy leans on exaggeration, wordplay, mock detective work, and the speakers’ willingness to leave messy conversational edges intact. Those edges matter. Corrections, tangents, failed references, patron callbacks, and half-serious arguments over what should be cut become part of the show’s charm. Episodes also have recognizable recurring machinery, including Florida Man food fights, fill-in-the-blank segments, listener email and V-mail, and the Ballad of Florida Man. The humor can be sharp and juvenile, but the editorial center is simple: Florida keeps generating stories that seem too strange to summarize cleanly. The show turns that backlog into a running social cartoon of bad judgment under bright sun. It does not approach crime as a grim investigation or a victim-centered documentary. It is closer to a comic rundown of public records, bizarre local news, and the folklore that grows around them. Some stories are genuinely harsh, including animal attacks, domestic conflict, intoxication, weapons, drug references, medical injury, and explicit-adjacent public behavior. Listener discretion is part of the bargain. The appeal is strongest for people who already enjoy absurd crime headlines but want more texture than a meme provides. It also fits listeners who like comedy podcasts that preserve the looseness of live conversation, including side remarks and callbacks. Florida Men stands out because it treats the Florida Man premise less as a single joke and more as an ongoing beat, complete with rituals, regular segments, recurring listener participation, and a strangely affectionate closing refrain.

Made for: For listeners who like bizarre crime stories, irreverent comedy, and conversational riffing that moves fast from headline to punchline. It suits fans of odd news more than sober investigative true crime.

What sets it apart: Florida Men gives the Florida Man beat a recurring-show structure, with food fights, fill-in-the-blank games, listener email, V-mail, and a closing ballad. The result feels less like a list of viral headlines and more like an ongoing comic record of one state’s strangest public moments.

In their own words

The Official Podcast of Florida Man. Every week Joel & Phil share stories from the shady side of the Sunshine State, starring America's most prolific criminal. Part true crime, part comedy, all weird. This show is about the kind of stuff that only happens in the state where everybody is crazy from the heat.

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A Bass Pro fish-tank dive is your cue to stop expecting respectable headlines.

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  • Florida crime reports so bizarre that public nudity barely raises your blood pressure
  • Joel and Phil turning raw chicken, naked trespassers, and Disney misadventures into profanity-heavy riffing
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162 - Wild Dogs, Dead Birds, and Animatronic RatsJun 2, 2020

A brutal dog attack anchors a loose, darkly comic trip through Florida’s stranger stories.

A Florida woman’s survival after a savage wild-dog attack gives this episode its grim center: four dogs, two flatlines, several surgeries, and a later coronavirus infection.

160 - Florida Flashers, Barfly Bussers, Poultry Pelter, and Do-Good DiverMay 27, 2020

Raw chicken, a family blowup, and a Bass Pro Shop swan dive give this Florida Man episode its messy comic charge.

Florida Man is strongest when it lets ordinary family trouble bump up against very public absurdity. The episode moves from a domestic argument involving Reese, a laundry basket, and raw chicken to a headline about a man doing a full swan dive into a Bass Pro Shop fish tank.

159 - Naked Neighbors, Knifing Ninja, Cadillac Catastrophe, and Over the Limit and Over It AllMay 19, 2020

A filthy pool-cage mystery and a gator-tail theft drive a loose Florida crime-comedy episode.

Episode 159 leans into Florida's shady side with a run of bad decisions, starting with a naked pool-cage incident that the hosts turn into a possible dog-waste cleanup mystery.

157 - 911 Nitwit, Beastly Bloodletter, Disney Discovery, and Forgery FailureMay 12, 2020

A quarantine-era Florida roundup where a Disney island trespass and a Big Gulp reward sit on the same crooked map.

Florida Man episode 157 works as a quarantine-era Florida crime roundup, built less around one deep case than a run of strange choices, minor chaos, and the odd decent turn.

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Episodes

  1. 1

    Joel's New Show! Florida Man News

    Apr 21, 2022·6m
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    163 - We're Back!

    Apr 1, 2021·51m
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    162 - Wild Dogs, Dead Birds, and Animatronic Rats

    Hidden gem

    Episode 162 opens with a Riverview arrest: 21-year-old Isaiah Velez allegedly bit an elderly neighbor's ear, tried to stab him with broken glass, and was charged with multiple offenses after deputies found him walking undressed on Hillcrest Drive.

    Jun 2, 2020·57m·5 clips
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    160 - Florida Flashers, Barfly Bussers, Poultry Pelter, and Do-Good Diver

    Hidden gem

    Audra Adams, 32, called 911 five times from Monkey Bar and Grill in Indialantic after trying to kiss strangers and refusing to leave the parking lot.

    May 27, 2020·57m·4 clips
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    159 - Naked Neighbors, Knifing Ninja, Cadillac Catastrophe, and Over the Limit and Over It All

    Hidden gem

    Florida Man episode 159 opens with South Florida love bugs, including the joke that they are not "fireflies fucking," and then moves into a string of Florida arrest stories.

    May 19, 2020·55m·3 clips
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    158 - Listener Quickie: Kinder Keisterer

    May 15, 2020·8m
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    157 - 911 Nitwit, Beastly Bloodletter, Disney Discovery, and Forgery Failure

    Hidden gem

    Florida Man episode 157 stacks a Seminole County stabbing, a Disney Island trespass, a forged Jaguar title, and a counterfeit-money case against quarantine banter.

    May 12, 2020·54m·3 clips
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    156 - Listener Quickie Aachen A-Hole

    May 8, 2020·10m
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    155 - Beach Reaper, Homework Hostage, Backyard Back Nine, and Idaho Idiot

    Hidden gem

    Florida Men introduces a quick-read headline segment while discussing listener Mia’s rescued ducks, Duck Phil and Duck Joel, including Duck Phil’s blindness and unusually large testicles.

    May 5, 2020·47m·3 clips
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    154 - Pandemic Fugitive, Neighborhood Narcs, Disrobed Defender, and Bank Burritos

    A driver found unconscious in a Bank of America drive-thru woke up and asked the manager for a burrito.

    Apr 28, 2020·37m·2 clips
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    151 - Listener Quickie: Deep Goat

    Apr 24, 2020·12m
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    153 - Listener Quickie: Punxsutawney Problems

    Apr 24, 2020·7m
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    152 - SpaghettiOs, Pizza, Vodka, and Cigarettes

    Apr 21, 2020·49m
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    150 - Dinosaurs, Unicorns, Tigers, and Trouser Snakes

    Apr 15, 2020·52m
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    149 - Listener Quickie: 'Bama Bangers

    Apr 14, 2020·7m
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    148 - Panty Plunderer, Escort Aggressor, Canine Counterfeiter, and Villages Idiot

    Apr 7, 2020·58m
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    147 - Listener Quickie: Poland Peeper Poker

    Apr 3, 2020·11m
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    146 - Naked Drivers, Doody Drone, and More TP Trouble

    Mar 31, 2020·55m
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    145 - Listener Quickie: Flattening the Curb

    Mar 27, 2020·18m
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    144 - Coronavirus Challenger, Barnyard Bar Bingo, Hospital Hold-up, and TP Thief

    Mar 24, 2020·45m
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    143 - Listener Quickie: Massachusetts Mystery Pooper

    Mar 20, 2020·11m
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    142 - Tampon Tosser, Traffic Laugher, Mask Tassels, and Drug Store Dick Showoff

    Mar 17, 2020·52m
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    141 - Listener Quickie: Manchester Milk Meanie

    Mar 13, 2020·6m
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    140a - Vintage Florida Men Podcast - Machete Mama, Swine Sauna, Fleeing Flaunter, and Parking Potshots

    Mar 10, 2020·39m
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    140 - Listener Quickie California Crash

    Mar 6, 2020·5m
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    139 - Sledgehammer Spree, Sexytime Snakes, Stabby Snitch, and Sheryl's She Shed

    Mar 3, 2020·30m
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    138 - Listener Quickie: Vest Test Dummies

    Feb 28, 2020·17m
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    137 - Upskirt Pervert, Wu-Tang Fraud Gang, Refuser Abuser, and A Typical Walmart Customer

    Feb 25, 2020·50m
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    136 - Listener Quickie: Animal Assault

    Feb 21, 2020·9m
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    135 - Booty Blowup, Birthday Brawler, Hooha Howdydo, and Fecal Flogger

    Feb 18, 2020·34m
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    134 - Listener Quickie: Courtroom Chronic

    Feb 14, 2020·7m
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    133 - Toddler Tracer, Bunny Bolter, Trademark Thief, and Laser Beamer

    Feb 11, 2020·51m
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    132 - Listener Quickie: Subway Scorcher

    Feb 7, 2020·6m
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    131 - Concourse Ecdysiast, Marshal Masticator, Accidental Arsonist, and Peculiar Paintjob

    Feb 4, 2020·41m
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    130 - Listener Quickie: Phony Fleshlight

    Jan 31, 2020·8m
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    129 - Reality Television Producer Tom Cunningham, PLUS Sovereign Scammer, Instagram Instigator, Drenched Dealer, and MMA DUI

    Jan 28, 2020·1h 2m
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    128 - Listener Quickie: Missouri Meth Motorist

    Jan 24, 2020·10m
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    127 - Peeping Photographer, Makeshift Molotov, Cola Crasher, and Quatro Clones

    Jan 21, 2020·52m
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    126 - Listener Quickie: Macon Jail Meth Mail

    Jan 17, 2020·10m
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    125 - Fecal Felon, Slapdash Sparklers, Dog Biter, and Chicken Dippers

    Jan 14, 2020·51m
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    124 - Listener Quickie: Cement Blockhead

    Jan 10, 2020·5m
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    123 - Sexist Strippers, Boat Boomer, Pork Popper, and Axe Overload

    A comedic true crime podcast that shares bizarre and criminal stories about Florida Man and Florida Woman.

    Jan 7, 2020·40m
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    122 - Listener Quickie: Bradentucky Toe Sucker

    Jan 5, 2020·5m
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    121 - Female Flasher, Walmart Wanker, Drug Deal Duper, and the Perfect Florida Man Story

    Joel and Phil share absurd Florida Man stories with a live studio audience on New Year's Eve.

    Dec 31, 2019·56m
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    120 - Listener Quickie: Pork Pesos

    Dec 27, 2019·6m
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    119 - Wreath Robber, Pajama P!$$er, Porch Pirates, and Toy Thief

    A comedic true crime podcast sharing bizarre and criminal stories about Florida Man.

    Dec 24, 2019·39m
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    118 - Listener Quickie: Smash & Grab

    Dec 20, 2019·10m
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    117 - AK Killer, Pregnant Poly, Hitman Hirer, and Baby Bouncer

    A comedic true crime podcast sharing bizarre and criminal stories about Florida Man.

    Dec 17, 2019·44m
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    116 - Listener Quickie: Bucket of Blech

    Dec 13, 2019·7m