Die Kawus Kalantar Show

Kawus Kalantar

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Comedy spirals with a live wire.

The gist

Die Kawus Kalantar Show runs on speed, digression, and comic self-interruption. It turns missed deadlines, hotel views, show logistics, social media, football, combat sports, and world anxiety into long spirals that somehow keep finding a point.

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About Die Kawus Kalantar Show

Die Kawus Kalantar Show is a German comedy podcast with a fast pulse and very little patience for clean lanes. It begins wherever the show happens to be. Sometimes that is half-awake after a nightmare. Sometimes it is a bed in Ulm with a depressing view of station construction. Sometimes it is the practical panic of recording, releasing, promoting shows, and trying to keep a two-week rhythm alive. Small things get oversized quickly, which is the point. A title pronunciation problem becomes a puzzle. Reward points, deadlines, voice memos, shoulder tension, and a YouTube short become evidence in a running case about adulthood, weakness, discipline, and self-sabotage. The solo sections are restless and self-aware, but not detached. They feel like stand-up thinking in real time, with the voice teasing its own spirals while still taking them seriously. The guest episodes widen the frame without flattening the tone. Martin Dobler’s two-parter moves through Mexico, social networks before the current platform era, safety, hospitality, and the strange politics of digital borders. Ivan Thieme’s episodes carry the intimacy of comics who have known each other since early stage days, then veer into Thai boxing, sparring, self-defense clips, birthdays, and the odd social worlds around comedy. Dave Braneck’s appearance brings football fandom, Union Berlin, Red Bull New York, Beckham-era American soccer, local writing, and American politics into the room. The show can be silly, but it is not lightweight. It keeps finding the moral pressure inside jokes about logistics, algorithms, religion, war anxiety, masculinity, cities, and work. Guest conversations ramble because the ramble is where the live charge sits. The edit does not disguise the restarts and side roads. It lets them become the texture. Die Kawus Kalantar Show is for listeners who like comedy with sweat on it: sharp, messy, political, personal, and always trying to outrun its own next thought.

Made for: For listeners who like German stand-up energy, messy honesty, political irritation, and long comic tangents that turn private stress into a public argument. It especially fits people who enjoy solo comedy podcasts with occasional guest chemistry rather than polished interview structure.

What sets it apart: Its edge is the collision between nervous self-analysis and outward-facing anger: show updates, therapy-adjacent confession, football, martial arts, Mexico stories, and geopolitics all move at the same speed. The show keeps the rough thinking process audible instead of trimming every detour into tidy segments.

In their own words

Der Podcast von und mit Standup Comedian Kawus Kalantar.

Why you'd press play

An Ulm construction crane becomes your doorway to football grudges and gloriously loose guest conversations.

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  • Kawus turning self-mockery into a runway for guests to explain how football loyalty actually happened
  • stand-up backstage talk where decade-old voice memos meet the nerves of getting a special right
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stand-up comedy and showsperfectionism and self-pressureBerlin and German city lifeMexico travel and hospitalityfootball fandomThai boxing and self-defensesocial media and algorithmspolitics and war anxiety

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    14. ALLES FÜR'N ARSCH

    Hidden gem

    Die Folge 'Alles für'n Arsch' startet mit einer Entschuldigung für eine Woche Verspätung und mit einem Traum, in dem der Erzähler direkt nach dem Aufwachen noch halb in einer schlechten Nacht steckt.

    Apr 28, 2026·38m·2 clips
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    13. BUNDESWEHR IN ERSTE KLASSE mit Martin Dobler (Part 2)

    Hidden gem

    Die Kawus Kalantar Show opens with a 2 May special at Meringhof Theater in Berlin and a 30 April show in Hamburg before the host pivots to Trump's Easter tweet and a second threat about Iran.

    Apr 8, 2026·1h 19m·5 clips
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    12. LEIHOPASCHAFT Mit Martin Dobler (Part 1)

    Hidden gem

    Die Kawus Kalantar Show, Episode 12, opens with Kavus Kalantar turning an Otto Rehagel sighting in a Bordbistro into a 2004 phone-call story from his father’s taxi.

    Mar 23, 2026·1h 12m·5 clips
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    11. DIE WELT BRENNT mit Dave Braneck (Part 2)

    Mar 6, 2026·2h 3m
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    10. EINERBOB mit Dave Braneck (Part 1)

    Hidden gem

    Kavus Kalantar opens from an Ulm hotel room overlooking the Baustelle des Ulmer Hauptbahnhofs and turns that view into a monologue about illness, overwork, and the idea that life keeps getting delayed.

    Feb 23, 2026·1h 32m·5 clips
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    9. KATASTROPHENFILM mit Ivan Thieme (Part 2)

    Hidden gem

    Kawus Kalantar eröffnet mit Tour-Alltag, Hotelproblemen in Bielefeld und einer Anekdote über einen Smart-TV, der nachts wieder angeht.

    Feb 9, 2026·1h 6m·2 clips
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    8. WIR MACHEN LIEBE mit Ivan Thieme (Part 1)

    Die Kawus Kalantar Show verbindet in Folge 8 eine politische Solopassage über Proteste, Sanktionen und mögliche Militäraktionen gegen Iran mit einem Gespräch mit dem Comedian Ivan Thieme.

    Jan 25, 2026·1h 1m·4 clips
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    7 BART SIMPSONS ZWILLING mit Kinan Al (Part 2)

    Jan 12, 2026·1h 2m
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    6. MAN RECHNET IN SHOPPINGMALLS mit Kinan Al (Part 1)

    Dec 29, 2025·49m
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    5. WEIHNACHTSMANN mit Gaston Stabiszewski

    Dec 15, 2025·1h 28m
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    4. NUR NOCH DREI JAHRE ZU LEBEN

    Aug 25, 2025·36m
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    3. IRGENDEIN POLE

    Jul 21, 2025·41m
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    2. ICH SCHWÖR AUF ALLES

    Jul 4, 2025·41m
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    1. WIGGLE ROOM

    Jun 11, 2025·41m