Internet weirdness, comedian logic, maximum spiral.
Dam Internet, You Scary! is a loose comedy roundtable where strange headlines, daily embarrassments, and half-serious theories keep colliding. A tooth-injury hot dog story can sit beside Waymo hustles, funeral strippers, mummies, ghosts, and brain cells playing video games.
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Dam Internet, You Scary! treats the internet as both evidence board and joke machine. The show is loose by design. Conversations begin with ordinary irritations, then mutate. A rushed hot dog becomes a tooth-injury confession, a comedy-set postmortem, and a reminder that embarrassment is often the best opening topic. A discussion about suits turns into a census of who owns one, who can still fit one, and who only technically has the jacket. That rhythm defines the show. It is fast, crowded, and conversational, with speakers interrupting, correcting, tagging jokes, and chasing whatever image just made the room laugh. The subject matter swings widely without losing its comic center. Recent excerpts move through nurse assaults, delivery-app hacks, funeral strippers, mummies, toxic traits, ghosts, tourist behavior, Waymo loopholes, autonomous cars, survival-show logic, cryogenic futures, and brain cells playing video games. The conspiracy angle is less a rigid format than a permission slip. Weird science, scams, pop culture, technology fear, and paranormal speculation can all be folded into the same run. Guests change the texture without making the show formal. Dion brings hip-hop trivia plans into the room. Charlie Wilson talks through his background in car sales and comedy. Brandon gets pulled into writing, improv, and television-work questions. Jordan Conley helps push ghost talk and brain-cell gaming into stranger territory. BT Kingsley sits inside a riff about tourists, vehicles, and the future of driving. Patrick Cloud and Tahir appear as recurring voices in the excerpts, with absences and fill-ins becoming part of the banter rather than a disruption. The show suits people who want comedy with edge, speed, and everyday specificity. It is not trying to sound polished. Its signature pleasure is the shared overreaction: a mundane detail gets grabbed, exaggerated, argued with, and finally launched into some ridiculous possible future.
Made for: For comedy fans who like fast banter, absurd hypotheticals, and conspiracy-adjacent weirdness without a lecture format. It especially fits listeners who enjoy comics turning everyday stories into extended riffs.
What sets it apart: The show’s strength is how naturally it moves from personal mess to internet strangeness. Instead of treating bizarre topics as research segments, it lets comedian chemistry turn them into escalating group bits.
Based on 6 episodes we listened to · September 2026
Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud turn internet oddities and personal stories into escalating comic arguments powered by curiosity and quick disagreement.
Dam Internet, You Scary! turns strange prompts into room for Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud to see how far a conversation can travel before the premise gives out.
A Waymo door needs closing, and your group chat suddenly has competition.
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A terrible Greyhound ride spins into birthday wishes, survival selfishness and an alien-controlled cryogenic nightmare.
Tahir Moore's miserable Greyhound ride gets things moving, especially his confusion over Amish passengers taking the bus and Patrick Cloud's quick demand for the backstory.
Brain cells, video games, and AI anxiety turn into a loose comic sprint toward Terminators.
A strange, jumpy conversation about brain tissue learning video games turns into a neatly comic look at where AI panic can go next. Patrick Cloud and Jordan Conley start with the image of Pokemon-style matchups against a numbered brain cell, then push the bit toward petri dishes…
Waymo doors, unavailable cars, and automated flights make the future of driving feel like a comic loophole.
A casual chat about the future of driving gets its funniest spark from Waymo cars stranded by something as small as an open door. The hosts picture delivery drivers earning $6.25 just to close them, then undercut the idea almost as quickly by asking who actually pays Waymo.
Atlanta talk slides into a funny, camera-angle curling scandal.
Dam Internet, You Scary! keeps this episode in a loose, funny orbit around Atlanta, a possible move south, and one strangely compelling curling controversy.
A riff on racist aesthetics turns into a loose, funny debate about image ownership.
Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start with clothing as a visual code for racism, turning Oakleys, camouflage, flags, cargo pants, and pickup-truck decals into the setup for a joke about prejudice seeming to come with its own uniform.
A rowdy New Year check-in turns live-comment chaos into a candid reset about therapy, backlash, and carrying less into the year.
Dam Internet, You Scary! starts as a rowdy New Year check-in, with the hosts reading insults, riffing on food, and letting the live-comment noise set the room temperature.
Creative work, personal stories and affectionate interruptions.
Peter Sagal leads NPR's live news quiz, pairing celebrity guests with listener call-in games.
A stranger calls. Chris Gethard listens. Anything can surface.
Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud kick off the new year with a casual, humorous conversation.
A group discusses which foods are acceptable to eat off the ground, debating wet vs.
Comedians discuss petty lies that escalated, with holiday banter and guest Tyler Chronicles.
A discussion about a viral video of a man singing a racially insensitive song, touching on bullying, racism, and the man's background.
Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud open by analyzing the stereotypical 'racist starter kit' of fashion and symbols.
Patrick Clapp's hosts open with the X2 roller coaster lawsuit at Six Flags Magic Mountain, where over 100 riders claim brain injuries and the ride has been closed since July 12.
Comedians discuss a tooth injury from eating a 7-eleven hot dog and bombing a set at the Comedy Store.
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Patrick Cloud and guest co-host Dion Lack open with icebreakers, including Patrick's complaint about passengers who start putting on shoes and makeup only once he parks the car.
Comedian and ex-car salesman Charlie Wilson discusses his diverse career path from selling cars to comedy and TV appearances.
Patrick Cloud and guest Brandon Cormell discuss the creative process of writing for improv and TV, comparing structured scripts to spontaneous performances.
Tahir Cloud describes taking a Greyhound on his birthday, leaving Columbus at 5 a.m.
Jordan Conley joins Dam Internet, You Scary!
On Dam Internet You Scary, hosts Pat and BT Kingsley open with gym routines, birthday planning, and a bit about BT's habit of telling friends elaborate fake stories to confuse anyone repeating his business.
On Dam Internet You Scary, hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud welcome comedian Keisha East, 'the queen of Detroit,' opening with Atlanta travel banter and Keisha's top five requirements for a husband, starting with 'a pulse' and 'not homeless.' After a True Crime Couple podcast ad and a bit about falling asleep to Forensic Files, the trio runs icebreakers including spending 30 days alone in Yellowstone for $1 million and letting a stranger control their decisions for 24 hours for $100,000.
Comedians Pat, Malcolm Barrett, and Chris Sneed banter about Malcolm's Africa trip, his touristy shirt, and a past comedy show vouching incident.
Comedian CP joins the hosts to discuss his favorite conspiracy theories, including UFOs, the Illuminati, and interdimensional beings.