
Daily Shower Thoughts
Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupray
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Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings Produced daily! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode. Produced by Klassic Studios.
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Episodes
- 1
Arcades are a way for children to gamble legally | + 28 more...
This segment presents a series of disconnected, humorous observations on topics like arcades as legal gambling for children, shared documentary universes, mindfulness, technology, and AI's impact on social media.
·6m - 2
A candle exists in all 4 states of matter at once | + 26 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on various topics, from pop culture to everyday life.
·6m - 3
You only have a lap while you’re sitting. | + 26 more...
This episode segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on modern life, technology, and pop culture.
·6m - 4
We trust the back of our seats way too much | + 26 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations about human existence, from astrophysicists doxing Earth to everyday ironies like car ownership and bathroom habits.
·6m - 5
Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 26 more...
This segment explores diverse topics including technology, human behavior, and nature through a series of random thoughts and observations.
·6m - 6
Gen Alpha kids can legally drive in some places. | + 26 more...
This segment presents a rapid-fire collection of shower thoughts covering diverse topics from generational driving laws to pop culture observations and social commentary.
·6m - 7
Secret admirers were just stalkers all along. | + 25 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on everyday life, covering topics from secret admirers to parenting and consumer behavior.
·6m - 8
We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 28 more...
This episode segment explores paradoxical societal attitudes, the economics of human life, technological inheritance, and various thought-provoking observations on modern life and behavior.
·7m - 9
Dave and busters is adult chuckee cheese | + 25 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and reflective observations on topics ranging from adult entertainment venues and generational nostalgia to work dynamics and everyday fears.
·6m - 10
Rabbits are the mammal version of grasshoppers | + 27 more...
This episode segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on everyday life, technology, and human behavior.
·6m - 11
The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 26 more...
This episode segment presents a rapid-fire collection of diverse observations and reflections on topics ranging from emotional wisdom and pop culture to language quirks and societal issues.
·6m - 12
Cell phones in movies never have cases. | + 28 more...
This episode segment explores various human behaviors, social observations, and philosophical musings, from the nature of peace and technology's impact to personal relationships and cultural references.
·7m - 13
Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 25 more...
This segment explores various humorous and thought-provoking observations on topics like aging, technology, parenting, and perception, with a recurring theme that robot errors stem from human mistakes.
·6m - 14
Your windshield doesn't know why you scream at it | + 26 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on modern life, AI, human behavior, and everyday quirks.
·6m - 15
A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 25 more...
This segment presents a series of random, humorous, and thought-provoking observations on various topics, including human behavior, pop culture, and everyday life.
·6m - 16
It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 28 more...
This segment explores a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on everyday life, from personal reflections to societal quirks.
·7m - 17
The antithesis of plot armor is a red shirt. | + 26 more...
This segment explores various thought-provoking observations about human behavior, psychology, and societal quirks, such as the lack of a social equivalent to physical pain expressions and differences between introverts and extroverts.
·7m - 18
It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe | + 27 more...
This episode segment presents a series of thought-provoking observations and philosophical musings on various aspects of life, death, human behavior, and societal norms.
·6m - 19
Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...
This segment presents a series of random, humorous observations on topics like retirement, traditions, and everyday life.
·6m - 20
Giraffes have nowhere to hide during a storm. | + 27 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on various aspects of human behavior, society, and life experiences.
·6m - 21
Forest are either really relaxing or really scary | + 28 more...
This segment presents a series of disconnected shower thoughts on topics like technology, perception, and societal norms, without a clear substantive start.
·7m - 22
When a person dies, their will is their loot drop | + 27 more...
This episode segment presents a collection of humorous and philosophical shower thoughts on topics ranging from death and wills to pop culture references and human nature.
·7m - 23
Arms for your chairs are chairs for your arms | + 25 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on various topics, including technology, science, and social norms.
·6m - 24
Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 25 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical shower thoughts on topics ranging from AI art and school systems to everyday observations about life and technology.
·6m - 25
You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 25 more...
This episode segment explores various philosophical and observational thoughts on human behavior, technology's impact on truth, life metaphors, and media influence.
·6m - 26
It's impossible to live in an abandoned building. | + 25 more...
This episode segment explores a series of philosophical and humorous shower thoughts on topics like human behavior, social dynamics, and fictional concepts.
·6m - 27
Safety instructions are written in blood. | + 28 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical shower thoughts on topics ranging from technology legislation and celebrity anonymity to everyday observations about fruit, furniture, and societal quirks.
·7m - 28
Common sense is appearantly not that common | + 27 more...
This segment humorously critiques everyday absurdities and societal quirks, from technology frustrations to fictional logic.
·6m - 29
Light beer weighs the same amount as regular beer | + 28 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and ironic observations on everyday life, including topics like house smells, leap years, media portrayals, and personal experiences.
·7m - 30
Camping is technically being homeless for fun. | + 28 more...
This episode segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on topics ranging from camping and homelessness to dogs' perception of time, societal behaviors, and historical trivia.
·7m - 31
Every store is a museum when you’re broke | + 24 more...
This segment explores ironic and philosophical observations on topics like living in a simulation, memory differences, and societal quirks.
·6m - 32
One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...
This segment explores philosophical and humorous reflections on life, mortality, perception, and societal quirks through a series of thought-provoking statements.
·6m - 33
Divorce rate among socks is astonishingly high | + 25 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical shower thoughts on topics ranging from immortality and villains to everyday observations about socks, USB, and human nature.
·6m - 34
Chopsticks are the solution to plastic cutlery. | + 28 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on various topics, from apocalyptic threats and pranks to social commentary and personal reflections.
·6m - 35
People named Ted are always performing Ted Talks. | + 24 more...
This segment humorously reflects on modern life's quirks, including phone camera usage, social changes, overthinking, and human-animal relationships.
·6m - 36
You do not see keyboards with lowercase letters. | + 26 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on various everyday topics, from personal habits to social phenomena.
·6m - 37
Original Tupperware will likely outlast all of us | + 26 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on topics ranging from pop culture and technology to human psychology and history.
·6m - 38
Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 27 more...
This segment presents a series of random, humorous, and philosophical observations on topics ranging from technology and aliens to human behavior and pop culture.
·6m - 39
Nothing we ever do has a 100% chance of survival | + 25 more...
This episode segment explores a series of random, humorous, and thought-provoking observations about human behavior, survival, technology, and everyday life.
·6m - 40
First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 26 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on topics like learning, human behavior, and societal quirks.
·6m - 41
Lunchables are charcuterie boards for kids. | + 25 more...
This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on human quirks, pop culture, and everyday life.
·7m - 42
We are all astronauts, earth is our ship | + 26 more...
Hidden gemA collection of philosophical observations and clever insights about everyday life, human behavior, and cultural contradictions presented in short, thought-provoking segments.
·6m - 43
It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 24 more...
Daily Shower Thoughts presents a collection of 25+ absurdist observations and philosophical musings about modern life, from AI-generated images and dinosaur chicken to the paradox of invisibility and historical information loss.
·6m - 44
The ritual of making your bed predates beds. | + 28 more...
Hidden gemDaily Shower Thoughts presents 30+ random observations, social commentaries, and absurd insights ranging from the ritual of bed-making predating beds to cemeteries as 'landfills for people.' Hosts Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupre deliver rapid-fire thoughts on traditions, human behavior, mortality, and everyday absurdities in a conversational format.
·7m - 45
Apple soup made with bone broth is bone apple tea | + 25 more...
A rapid-fire collection of absurdist, philosophical, and humorous 'shower thoughts' ranging from wordplay and social observations to deeper reflections on human behavior and decision-making.
·6m - 46
In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 24 more...
A collection of philosophical observations and mind-bending thoughts covering internet evolution, human biology, emotional intelligence, and modern paradoxes.
·7m - 47
Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 26 more...
A collection of 26+ quick, paradoxical, and thought-provoking observations about modern life, human nature, and language, delivered in the signature 'shower thought' format.
·7m - 48
In videogames, intrusive thoughts always win | + 27 more...
This episode of Daily Shower Thoughts presents a rapid-fire collection of over 27 quirky, philosophical, and humorous observations about life, ranging from video games and prehistoric biology to aging, free will, and social systems.
·7m - 49
Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 24 more...
Hidden gemA collection of rapid-fire philosophical observations, quirky facts, and social commentary delivered in a calming, conversational style.
·6m - 50
When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 27 more...
A collection of witty, absurd, and philosophical 'shower thoughts' delivered by hosts Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupre.
·6m - 51
One person's sunset is another person's sunrise. | + 24 more...
Apr 15, 2026·6m - 52
A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 27 more...
Apr 14, 2026·6m - 53
Every room is an escape room if you are very dumb | + 27 more...
Apr 13, 2026·7m - 54
You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...
Apr 12, 2026·7m - 55
freak accidents are lotteries no one wants to win | + 24 more...
Apr 11, 2026·6m - 56
Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 26 more...
Apr 10, 2026·6m - 57
Tipping can be seen as a tax on the empathetic. | + 24 more...
Apr 9, 2026·6m - 58
To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter. | + 24 more...
Apr 8, 2026·6m - 59
The first sentient AI will pretend not to be. | + 26 more...
Apr 7, 2026·6m - 60
We don't choose what we like, our body does | + 24 more...
Apr 6, 2026·6m - 61
Being tired as a kid meant sleep would fix it. Being tired as an adult can mean you need a different life. | + 26 more...
Apr 5, 2026·6m - 62
Nailed it is positive but screwed it is negative | + 24 more...
Apr 4, 2026·6m - 63
The more they connect us, the lonelier we become. | + 25 more...
Apr 3, 2026·6m - 64
1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938 | + 27 more...
Feb 10, 2026·7m - 65
Most people's organs will never see sunlight. | + 24 more...
Feb 9, 2026·6m - 66
People can still die from succesful CPR | + 25 more...
Feb 8, 2026·6m - 67
Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 24 more...
Feb 7, 2026·6m - 68
Technically, everyone is full of themselves. | + 25 more...
Feb 6, 2026·6m - 69
at a certain age you just stop getting tickled | + 27 more...
Feb 5, 2026·7m - 70
The average person is dead. | + 26 more...
Feb 4, 2026·6m - 71
The first guy to milk a cow just had to be drunk. | + 24 more...
Feb 3, 2026·6m - 72
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...
Feb 2, 2026·6m - 73
Food abuse kills more people than drug abuse does | + 27 more...
Feb 1, 2026·6m - 74
Undercover cops are civilian impersonators. | + 28 more...
Jan 31, 2026·6m - 75
Our sleep ability has a cooldown. | + 25 more...
Jan 30, 2026·6m - 76
Many people sleep to escape their nightmare. | + 24 more...
Jan 29, 2026·5m - 77
We dress up for people we want to be naked with. | + 28 more...
Jan 29, 2026·6m - 78
Cutting corners just adds more corners. | + 27 more...
Jan 24, 2026·6m - 79
You never actually put dirty laundry on an airer | + 24 more...
Jan 23, 2026·5m - 80
Roses are red, but violets aren't blue. | + 27 more...
Jan 22, 2026·6m - 81
Binaca use in movies has really fallen off | + 24 more...
Jan 21, 2026·6m - 82
Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 25 more...
Jan 20, 2026·6m - 83
Location is all that separates a walk from a hike | + 25 more...
Jan 19, 2026·6m - 84
Snow White’s father was an abuse enabler. | + 26 more...
Jan 18, 2026·6m - 85
Word searches must be so much funner in braille. | + 26 more...
Jan 17, 2026·6m - 86
It's easier to be vulnerable to a stranger because you can't hurt a stranger the way you can hurt a loved one | + 26 more...
Jan 16, 2026·6m - 87
Most people with athletes foot are not athletes. | + 28 more...
Jan 15, 2026·6m - 88
the easiest boiled egg to make is the hard ones. | + 24 more...
Jan 14, 2026·6m - 89
The human hand is perfectly evolved to pet dogs | + 25 more...
Dec 18, 2025·6m - 90
Woodpeckers are the jackhammers of the forest | + 24 more...
Dec 17, 2025·6m - 91
Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 24 more...
Dec 16, 2025·5m - 92
You have a new first word every language learned | + 24 more...
Dec 15, 2025·6m - 93
Peanuts turn into peanut butter as you chew them | + 24 more...
Dec 14, 2025·6m - 94
Trees make flat land bearable for living | + 26 more...
Dec 12, 2025·6m - 95
Earth has more first world problems than Mercury. | + 28 more...
Dec 11, 2025·6m - 96
Most people in the world don’t have 4 seasons | + 27 more...
Dec 10, 2025·6m - 97
Most cars will never be upside down. | + 26 more...
Dec 9, 2025·6m - 98
It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe | + 25 more...
Dec 8, 2025·6m - 99
Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 26 more...
Dec 7, 2025·6m - 100
A ton of elephants isn't a ton of elephants | + 27 more...
Dec 6, 2025·6m - 101
A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg. | + 25 more...
Dec 5, 2025·6m - 102
Matching socks up on laundry day is a mini game. | + 28 more...
Dec 4, 2025·6m - 103
An old guy is older than an older guy. | + 27 more...
Dec 3, 2025·6m - 104
There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock | + 24 more...
Dec 2, 2025·6m - 105
A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 25 more...
Dec 1, 2025·6m - 106
Nothing is universally scary to everyone. | + 27 more...
Nov 30, 2025·6m - 107
There’s a thin line between a pet and a hostage | + 27 more...
Nov 29, 2025·6m - 108
You likely don’t notice the smell of your house. | + 24 more...
Nov 28, 2025·6m - 109
They need to put a timer next to traffic lights. | + 25 more...
Nov 27, 2025·6m - 110
Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy | + 28 more...
Nov 26, 2025·7m - 111
The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 24 more...
Nov 25, 2025·6m - 112
An orgasm is easier to fake than a sneeze | + 28 more...
Nov 24, 2025·6m - 113
We pretend to make babies to feel good | + 28 more...
Nov 23, 2025·7m - 114
Marketing is attempted mind control. | + 24 more...
Nov 22, 2025·6m - 115
If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch. | + 26 more...
Nov 21, 2025·6m - 116
You’re a character in many people's stories. | + 26 more...
Nov 20, 2025·6m - 117
Too many people don't like the people they love. | + 27 more...
Nov 19, 2025·6m - 118
Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 27 more...
Nov 18, 2025·6m - 119
Cats probably think we are cleaning our ice cream | + 25 more...
Nov 17, 2025·6m - 120
We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 26 more...
Nov 16, 2025·6m - 121
Satire only works when everyone is equally smart | + 25 more...
Nov 15, 2025·5m - 122
Some dogs understand English better than others | + 25 more...
Nov 14, 2025·6m - 123
Somewhere out there is a raccoon washing a cheeto | + 28 more...
Nov 13, 2025·6m - 124
Someone came up with the concept of concepts | + 27 more...
Nov 12, 2025·6m - 125
When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 24 more...
Nov 11, 2025·6m - 126
Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 28 more...
Nov 10, 2025·6m - 127
Everybody likely has a murderer ancestor | + 27 more...
Nov 9, 2025·6m - 128
Drowning is kinda like being buried alive. | + 25 more...
Nov 8, 2025·5m - 129
Someone has probably farted so hard they died. | + 27 more...
Nov 7, 2025·6m - 130
Being dead is the same as before you were born. | + 25 more...
Nov 6, 2025·5m - 131
Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 25 more...
Nov 5, 2025·6m - 132
Shorter people can hide boogers better. | + 25 more...
Nov 4, 2025·6m - 133
People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 24 more...
Nov 3, 2025·5m - 134
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 27 more...
Nov 2, 2025·6m - 135
Teleportation in SciFi always has almost zero lag | + 24 more...
Nov 1, 2025·6m - 136
The vast, vast majority of books are textbooks. | + 25 more...
Oct 31, 2025·6m - 137
Nobody is normal if you know them well enough. | + 28 more...
Oct 30, 2025·6m - 138
Razed and raised are opposites of one another. | + 27 more...
Oct 29, 2025·6m - 139
On average 6 to 8 people die between your blinks. | + 28 more...
Oct 28, 2025·6m - 140
Your dog licked their balls, and then your face. | + 25 more...
Oct 27, 2025·6m - 141
The Earth's average elevation is below sea level. | + 25 more...
Oct 26, 2025·6m - 142
It is impossible to act without self interest. | + 24 more...
Oct 25, 2025·5m - 143
Even bands with only one fan, still have a #1 fan | + 27 more...
Oct 24, 2025·6m - 144
Music might be the only universal language | + 27 more...
Oct 23, 2025·6m - 145
beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 28 more...
Oct 22, 2025·6m - 146
The word 'monosyllable' has five syllables in it. | + 25 more...
Oct 21, 2025·5m - 147
Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 years | + 28 more...
Oct 20, 2025·6m - 148
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 27 more...
Oct 19, 2025·6m - 149
People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 25 more...
Oct 18, 2025·6m - 150
Every message is a message from a dying person. | + 24 more...
Oct 17, 2025·6m - 151
You buy trash bags just to throw them away. | + 27 more...
Oct 16, 2025·6m - 152
When you jump up and down, you don’t jump down. | + 25 more...
Oct 15, 2025·6m - 153
Pregnant women are technically body builders | + 28 more...
Oct 14, 2025·6m - 154
Everyone smells if you sniff hard enough. | + 25 more...
Oct 13, 2025·6m - 155
Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 27 more...
Oct 12, 2025·6m - 156
When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug. | + 26 more...
Oct 11, 2025·6m - 157
Saturday is the least insulted day of the week | + 26 more...
Oct 10, 2025·6m - 158
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 25 more...
Oct 9, 2025·6m - 159
The Queen saw over a third of US history. | + 26 more...
Oct 8, 2025·6m - 160
Fertilizers made form cow manure are bullshit. | + 26 more...
Oct 7, 2025·6m - 161
We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 24 more...
Oct 6, 2025·5m - 162
It's ironic that there are statues of Medusa. | + 27 more...
Oct 5, 2025·6m - 163
Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 28 more...
Oct 4, 2025·6m - 164
All dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches | + 27 more...
Oct 3, 2025·6m - 165
Before I had kids, I never got sick. | + 28 more...
Oct 2, 2025·6m - 166
One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy. | + 28 more...
Oct 1, 2025·6m - 167
Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm race | + 27 more...
Sep 30, 2025·6m - 168
Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...
Sep 29, 2025·6m - 169
It is easier to fake happiness than sadness | + 24 more...
Sep 28, 2025·5m - 170
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 24 more...
Sep 27, 2025·5m - 171
The cerebellum is the ballsack of the brain | + 24 more...
Sep 26, 2025·6m - 172
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 25 more...
Sep 25, 2025·6m - 173
Recess is a break for both children and teachers. | + 28 more...
Sep 24, 2025·6m - 174
You buy garbage bags just to throw them away | + 24 more...
Sep 23, 2025·5m - 175
Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. | + 27 more...
Sep 22, 2025·6m - 176
Fruits technically qualify as fast food | + 24 more...
Sep 21, 2025·6m - 177
Very few people have a foot length exactly 1 foot | + 25 more...
Sep 20, 2025·6m - 178
Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 25 more...
Sep 19, 2025·6m - 179
Cemeteries must smell awful to bloodhounds. | + 28 more...
Sep 18, 2025·6m - 180
Ruffles potato chips are ribbed for your pleasure | + 28 more...
Sep 17, 2025·6m - 181
Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. | + 28 more...
Sep 16, 2025·6m - 182
Flashlights aren’t meant for flashing | + 27 more...
Sep 15, 2025·6m - 183
Pinocciho is an infinite wood suply | + 25 more...
Sep 14, 2025·6m - 184
During earthquakes, coffins become maracas | + 24 more...
Sep 13, 2025·6m - 185
Arguing with someone online is turn based combat. | + 24 more...
Sep 12, 2025·5m - 186
Life is all about you, and not at all about you. | + 26 more...
Sep 12, 2025·6m - 187
Paper folders don’t actually fold papers | + 25 more...
Sep 12, 2025·6m - 188
Surveys show that 100% of people fill out surveys | + 24 more...
Sep 12, 2025·6m - 189
The most common hairstyle is bald. | + 25 more...
Sep 8, 2025·6m - 190
Axe murderers don't kill axes. | + 26 more...
Sep 7, 2025·6m - 191
Making a family is not very family friendly. | + 24 more...
Sep 6, 2025·5m - 192
You can't angrily roll up an automatic window. | + 28 more...
Sep 5, 2025·7m - 193
In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 27 more...
Sep 4, 2025·6m - 194
Colloquial is very much not a colloquial word | + 27 more...
Sep 3, 2025·6m - 195
People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 24 more...
Sep 2, 2025·6m - 196
Your generation title is the new astrology sign | + 26 more...
Sep 1, 2025·6m - 197
Archaeology is almost always groundbreaking. | + 26 more...
Aug 31, 2025·6m - 198
Everyone you touch will die, but not instantly. | + 28 more...
Aug 30, 2025·6m - 199
A car's faulty fuel gauge can gaslight you | + 28 more...
Aug 29, 2025·6m - 200
There is no way to gracefully chase a bouncy ball | + 28 more...
Aug 28, 2025·6m - 201
A good post is only as good as its best comment. | + 25 more...
Aug 27, 2025·6m - 202
Salt and Sugar can make or break foods and drinks | + 24 more...
Aug 26, 2025·6m - 203
Dryer lint is the average colour of your laundry | + 25 more...
Aug 25, 2025·5m - 204
Santa has a really weird job | + 27 more...
Aug 24, 2025·6m - 205
Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from. | + 28 more...
Aug 23, 2025·6m - 206
With enough confidence, anything can be a chair. | + 26 more...
Aug 22, 2025·6m - 207
Door to door salesman are in real life pop up ads | + 25 more...
Aug 21, 2025·5m - 208
When you're living, you're also dying in a sense. | + 28 more...
Aug 20, 2025·6m - 209
Almost all criminals are bad at being criminals. | + 26 more...
Aug 19, 2025·6m - 210
Nature Valley bars are the glitter bombs of food. | + 26 more...
Aug 18, 2025·6m - 211
Cells are multiplied by dividing themselves | + 27 more...
Aug 17, 2025·6m - 212
The CIA is omnipotent in conspiracy theories. | + 28 more...
Aug 16, 2025·6m - 213
The buttplug is the pacifier’s first cousin. | + 25 more...
Aug 15, 2025·6m - 214
Humans are the most widespread invasive species. | + 28 more...
Aug 14, 2025·6m - 215
Our ancestors would be so confused about us trying to avoid 'spoiling our appetite'. | + 27 more...
Aug 13, 2025·6m - 216
No one sings you happy birthday when you’re born | + 28 more...
Aug 12, 2025·5m - 217
Hourly wage workers get punished for efficiency | + 26 more...
Aug 11, 2025·5m - 218
‘Boxing gloves’ aren’t gloves, they’re mittens | + 26 more...
Aug 10, 2025·5m - 219
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 24 more...
Aug 9, 2025·5m - 220
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...
Aug 8, 2025·5m - 221
Getting the job is harder than doing the job | + 24 more...
Aug 7, 2025·6m - 222
The world will never be peaceful or equal. | + 28 more...
Aug 6, 2025·6m - 223
Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 26 more...
Aug 5, 2025·6m - 224
Doppelgangers are isotopes of the same gene pool | + 25 more...
Aug 4, 2025·6m - 225
Drummers are Conductors for their band. | + 24 more...
Aug 3, 2025·5m - 226
The Matrix is already a quarter century old | + 27 more...
Aug 2, 2025·6m - 227
You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep. | + 26 more...
Aug 1, 2025·6m - 228
The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 24 more...
Jul 31, 2025·6m - 229
Most family recipes likely come from a cookbook | + 28 more...
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Taking candy from a baby is actually a good thing | + 26 more...
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Most pets have probably never met their fathers | + 27 more...
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We're the intermediary in the landfill industry | + 24 more...
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Logically a craigslist is someone who craigsls | + 24 more...
Jul 25, 2025·6m - 235
There are stars that are bigger than black holes. | + 26 more...
Jul 24, 2025·6m - 236
Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf | + 28 more...
Jul 23, 2025·6m - 237
MSN Messenger was training for Microsoft Teams. | + 27 more...
Jul 22, 2025·6m - 238
The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi. | + 24 more...
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Anything is portable if you're strong enough. | + 26 more...
Jul 20, 2025·6m - 240
To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter. | + 25 more...
Jul 19, 2025·6m - 241
Parallelograms are lazy rectangles. | + 27 more...
Jul 18, 2025·6m - 242
We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 28 more...
Jul 17, 2025·6m - 243
It must be hard to tell if an actor is lying. | + 24 more...
Jul 16, 2025·6m - 244
Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 25 more...
Jul 15, 2025·6m - 245
Life feels more real when it's warm outside | + 25 more...
Jul 14, 2025·6m - 246
People also shed skin, only very slowly | + 26 more...
Jul 13, 2025·6m - 247
A bullet only does it's job after it's fired | + 27 more...
Jul 12, 2025·6m - 248
It's okay to bet as long as you never gamble. | + 27 more...
Jul 11, 2025·6m - 249
Bullseye would be the world's greatest juggler. | + 24 more...
Jul 10, 2025·5m - 250
Solar power is technically nuclear power. | + 28 more...
Jul 9, 2025·6m - 251
We rarely ever see suits stored in suitcases. | + 27 more...
Jul 8, 2025·6m - 252
Modern cars are kind of like mini spaceships | + 26 more...
Jul 7, 2025·6m - 253
The price of going barefoot is a stubbed toe. | + 28 more...
Jul 6, 2025·6m - 254
Quebec is the Wario of France. | + 24 more...
Jul 5, 2025·6m - 255
Humans are the only species they named themselves | + 25 more...
Jul 4, 2025·6m - 256
You never hear anyone swear to Satan | + 25 more...
Jul 3, 2025·6m - 257
Star Trek was a military roleplay for pacifists. | + 26 more...
Jul 2, 2025·6m - 258
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 25 more...
Jul 1, 2025·6m - 259
Maturity is knowing when to be immature. | + 28 more...
Jun 30, 2025·6m - 260
Sperm donation is human pollination. | + 27 more...
Jun 29, 2025·6m - 261
Everyone’s got one good gofundme in them. | + 26 more...
Jun 28, 2025·6m - 262
Most people will not be able to retire | + 28 more...
Jun 27, 2025·6m - 263
Somebody needs to go wake up Green Day. | + 25 more...
Jun 26, 2025·6m - 264
Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 years | + 24 more...
Jun 25, 2025·6m - 265
You can’t touch music, but music can touch you. | + 28 more...
Jun 24, 2025·6m - 266
Most underestimate the capability of humans. | + 24 more...
Jun 23, 2025·6m - 267
All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...
Jun 22, 2025·6m - 268
House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 24 more...
Jun 21, 2025·6m - 269
Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 26 more...
Jun 20, 2025·6m - 270
We will never truly know when humans go extinct. | + 28 more...
Jun 19, 2025·6m - 271
The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 24 more...
Jun 18, 2025·6m - 272
Making a family is not very family friendly. | + 24 more...
Jun 17, 2025·6m - 273
Freedom of speech is free. Being heard is not. | + 28 more...
Jun 16, 2025·7m - 274
Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy | + 26 more...
Jun 15, 2025·6m - 275
The lottery is pay to win | + 28 more...
Jun 14, 2025·6m - 276
Twitch streamers are professional ramblers. | + 28 more...
Jun 13, 2025·6m - 277
Death is only sad for the ones left living. | + 26 more...
Jun 12, 2025·6m - 278
Hot water smells different than cold water | + 24 more...
Jun 11, 2025·6m - 279
Been yelled at more as an adult than as a kid. | + 24 more...
Jun 10, 2025·6m - 280
The most common place to stand is 'around.' | + 27 more...
Jun 9, 2025·6m - 281
You know you're thirsty when water tastes good | + 28 more...
Jun 8, 2025·6m - 282
People just act like analyst is a normal word. | + 28 more...
Jun 7, 2025·6m - 283
Life is the freest thing, yet we monetize it | + 26 more...
Jun 6, 2025·6m - 284
The majority of jobs can be learned by googling | + 26 more...
Jun 5, 2025·6m - 285
Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. | + 27 more...
Jun 4, 2025·6m - 286
beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 27 more...
Jun 3, 2025·6m - 287
The second we die, we become someone's job. | + 24 more...
Jun 2, 2025·5m - 288
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid | + 25 more...
Jun 1, 2025·6m - 289
World wars have never involved the entire world. | + 26 more...
May 31, 2025·6m - 290
Batman's Utility belt is a glorified Fanny Pack | + 28 more...
May 30, 2025·6m - 291
Star Trek was a military roleplay for pacifists. | + 24 more...
May 29, 2025·6m - 292
Some people get nostalgia from smelling ammonia | + 28 more...
May 28, 2025·6m - 293
Your pee is always touching your body. | + 26 more...
May 27, 2025·6m - 294
Every living organism is 100% recycled material. | + 28 more...
May 26, 2025·7m - 295
A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 24 more...
May 25, 2025·6m - 296
Wearing cosmetics is old school editing. | + 25 more...
May 24, 2025·6m - 297
The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 28 more...
May 23, 2025·6m - 298
Every wooden house is technically a tree house | + 26 more...
May 22, 2025·6m - 299
You never see katana videos where they cut bones | + 27 more...
May 21, 2025·6m - 300
Your car key has traveled more than your car | + 25 more...
May 20, 2025·6m - 301
To cut bread into 10 slices, you need 9 slices. | + 27 more...
May 19, 2025·6m - 302
Overthinking is rarely a problem for the majority | + 27 more...
May 18, 2025·6m - 303
Our insides are always in complete darkness | + 27 more...
May 17, 2025·6m - 304
Everyone wants to get old, but not be old. | + 25 more...
May 16, 2025·6m - 305
Your generation title is the new astrology sign | + 27 more...
May 15, 2025·6m - 306
A telephone makes sound travel faster than sound. | + 26 more...
May 14, 2025·6m - 307
Most men get their first flowers at their funeral | + 28 more...
May 13, 2025·6m - 308
There must be gay couples named Adam and Steve | + 27 more...
May 12, 2025·6m - 309
Nothing sounds as nonsensical as a flying disc | + 24 more...
May 11, 2025·5m - 310
A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock. | + 26 more...
May 10, 2025·6m - 311
true collectibles don't start out as collectibles | + 26 more...
May 9, 2025·6m - 312
Woodpeckers are the jackhammers of the forest | + 24 more...
May 8, 2025·5m - 313
Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 24 more...
May 7, 2025·5m - 314
Air vents in film are always way too clean | + 25 more...
May 6, 2025·6m - 315
You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 26 more...
May 5, 2025·6m - 316
Morality and knowledge are not directly related | + 25 more...
May 4, 2025·6m - 317
There just aren't enough cats in Star Wars. | + 26 more...
May 3, 2025·6m - 318
Abnormal things happen, and that's normal. | + 25 more...
May 1, 2025·6m - 319
You are never blown by the same wind twice. | + 26 more...
Apr 30, 2025·6m - 320
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 28 more...
Apr 29, 2025·6m - 321
The Cybertruck is the DeLorean of our generation. | + 25 more...
Apr 28, 2025·6m - 322
Someone came up with the concept of concepts | + 25 more...
Apr 27, 2025·6m - 323
Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 28 more...
Apr 26, 2025·6m - 324
Technically a cigarette is a type of veggie wrap | + 26 more...
Apr 25, 2025·6m - 325
Your body is the most complex thing that you own. | + 28 more...
Apr 24, 2025·6m - 326
Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 28 more...
Apr 23, 2025·6m - 327
Any carpet not fixed into place is a rug. | + 27 more...
Apr 22, 2025·6m - 328
Most Michael Jackson impersonators are white. | + 26 more...
Apr 21, 2025·6m - 329
If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch. | + 25 more...
Apr 20, 2025·6m - 330
One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...
Apr 19, 2025·6m - 331
Only jeans are sold intentionally broken. | + 26 more...
Apr 18, 2025·6m - 332
Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 27 more...
Apr 17, 2025·6m - 333
Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 24 more...
Apr 16, 2025·5m - 334
A river is water with food in it. | + 24 more...
Apr 15, 2025·6m - 335
Being aware of our own ignorance is so powerful. | + 24 more...
Apr 14, 2025·5m - 336
First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 25 more...
Apr 13, 2025·6m - 337
The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 25 more...
Apr 12, 2025·6m - 338
When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug. | + 26 more...
Apr 11, 2025·6m - 339
In plumbing, nipples are exclusively male things. | + 28 more...
Apr 10, 2025·6m - 340
Salt and Sugar can make or break foods and drinks | + 24 more...
Apr 9, 2025·5m - 341
Only you know the taste of the food you've eaten. | + 27 more...
Apr 8, 2025·6m - 342
Billboards are the cereal boxes of the road. | + 28 more...
Apr 7, 2025·6m - 343
Abnormal things happen, and that's normal. | + 28 more...
Apr 6, 2025·6m - 344
Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 27 more...
Apr 5, 2025·6m - 345
The fear of showing you're scared is doubly scary | + 27 more...
Apr 4, 2025·6m - 346
Nostalgia is no different than emotional Deja Vu. | + 28 more...
Apr 3, 2025·6m - 347
Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 24 more...
Apr 2, 2025·6m - 348
Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 27 more...
Apr 1, 2025·6m - 349
The only thing guaranteed in life is death | + 24 more...
Mar 31, 2025·6m - 350
Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 28 more...
Mar 30, 2025·6m - 351
Working in a morgue is a near death experience. | + 27 more...
Mar 29, 2025·6m - 352
Popcorn is technically a fried food. | + 27 more...
Mar 28, 2025·6m - 353
Doing work is easier than doing nothing all day. | + 28 more...
Mar 27, 2025·6m - 354
We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 28 more...
Mar 26, 2025·6m - 355
We are an NPC in everyone's life except ours | + 25 more...
Mar 25, 2025·6m - 356
About half of all escalators don't. | + 26 more...
Mar 24, 2025·6m - 357
Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 25 more...
Mar 23, 2025·6m - 358
A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 26 more...
Mar 22, 2025·6m - 359
You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...
Mar 21, 2025·6m - 360
At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is | + 28 more...
Mar 20, 2025·7m - 361
A brain transplant is actually a body transplant | + 27 more...
Mar 19, 2025·6m - 362
In a cornfield, spiders DO make cobwebs. | + 24 more...
Mar 18, 2025·6m - 363
We waste so much space staying on the surface. | + 27 more...
Mar 17, 2025·6m - 364
From the Sun’s perspective, shadows don’t exist | + 27 more...
Mar 16, 2025·6m - 365
1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938 | + 27 more...
Mar 15, 2025·6m - 366
Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 24 more...
Mar 14, 2025·5m - 367
Mold growing on mushrooms is fungus Inception | + 28 more...
Mar 13, 2025·7m - 368
Very full is less than just full. | + 25 more...
Mar 12, 2025·6m - 369
Breasts are nature's stress balls | + 25 more...
Mar 11, 2025·6m - 370
A solution without a problem is a problem. | + 27 more...
Mar 10, 2025·6m - 371
No one in the live studio audience ever sneezes | + 25 more...
Mar 9, 2025·6m - 372
Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 27 more...
Mar 8, 2025·6m - 373
Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 26 more...
Mar 7, 2025·6m - 374
Lots of people use cheese like it's a seasoning. | + 25 more...
Mar 6, 2025·6m - 375
You will never see your own death certificate | + 26 more...
Mar 5, 2025·6m - 376
Very strict parents raise highly skilled liars. | + 27 more...
Mar 4, 2025·6m - 377
Forensic Analysis and Archaeology are in the same field, but the main factor is how long the body has been there. | + 24 more...
Mar 3, 2025·6m - 378
All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...
Mar 2, 2025·6m - 379
twentyfourcharacterslong is 24 characters long | + 26 more...
Mar 1, 2025·6m - 380
Sometimes it’s wrong to be right | + 28 more...
Feb 28, 2025·6m - 381
We are closer to 2070 than we are to 1970. | + 25 more...
Feb 27, 2025·6m - 382
Everything you can think of is a human concept | + 27 more...
Feb 26, 2025·6m - 383
Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 28 more...
Feb 25, 2025·6m - 384
Whether something is a spectrum or not is binary | + 25 more...
Feb 24, 2025·6m - 385
Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 27 more...
Feb 23, 2025·6m - 386
When you eat salt, you’re just eating rocks. | + 28 more...
Feb 22, 2025·6m - 387
Some of the cheapest food is the healthiest | + 27 more...
Feb 21, 2025·6m - 388
Fasting is the cheapest dieting option. | + 26 more...
Feb 20, 2025·6m - 389
Bad reviews are more helpful than good reviews. | + 26 more...
Feb 19, 2025·6m - 390
The more you enjoy life, the shorter it feels. | + 26 more...
Feb 18, 2025·6m - 391
You've never been in an empty room before. | + 26 more...
Feb 17, 2025·6m - 392
The handle of an ax is a traitor to his own race. | + 28 more...
Feb 16, 2025·6m - 393
Whether something is a spectrum or not is binary | + 24 more...
Feb 15, 2025·6m - 394
The best birthday a guy can have is February 14. | + 28 more...
Feb 14, 2025·6m - 395
Overthinking is rarely a problem for the majority | + 26 more...
Feb 13, 2025·6m - 396
Makeup shouldn’t be allowed in beauty contests. | + 25 more...
Feb 12, 2025·6m - 397
Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins | + 26 more...
Feb 11, 2025·6m - 398
People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 24 more...
Feb 10, 2025·5m - 399
Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 24 more...
Feb 9, 2025·6m - 400
Fish and Birds are not pets, they are prisoners | + 26 more...
Feb 8, 2025·6m - 401
Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins | + 25 more...
Feb 7, 2025·6m - 402
When you light a lighter, it gets lighter | + 24 more...
Feb 6, 2025·6m - 403
Trail mix is a slow feeder for children | + 28 more...
Feb 5, 2025·7m - 404
You can hire a clown to perform just for you. | + 26 more...
Feb 4, 2025·6m - 405
Nothing makes sense, makes sense. | + 25 more...
Feb 3, 2025·6m - 406
You never hear about cellphone cameras breaking. | + 27 more...
Feb 2, 2025·6m - 407
House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 24 more...
Feb 1, 2025·6m - 408
Balloons are the most impacted by Inflation. | + 28 more...
Jan 31, 2025·7m - 409
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 27 more...
Jan 30, 2025·6m - 410
Every living organism is 100% recycled material. | + 24 more...
Jan 29, 2025·6m - 411
All our thoughts are filtered through language. | + 26 more...
Jan 28, 2025·6m - 412
Women have more privacy in restrooms than men | + 26 more...
Jan 27, 2025·6m - 413
Photoshop and filters are plagiarized beauty. | + 25 more...
Jan 26, 2025·6m - 414
You have a new first word every language learned | + 27 more...
Jan 25, 2025·6m - 415
All our thoughts are filtered through language. | + 27 more...
Jan 24, 2025·6m - 416
Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 25 more...
Jan 23, 2025·6m - 417
A sausage is a meat balloon | + 26 more...
Jan 22, 2025·6m - 418
Giving birth must have been easy for Elastigirl | + 26 more...
Jan 21, 2025·6m - 419
Unclipped toenails drive sock sales | + 27 more...
Jan 20, 2025·7m - 420
We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 26 more...
Jan 19, 2025·6m - 421
Pigeons and pissed kitties emit identical sounds | + 25 more...
Jan 18, 2025·6m - 422
Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 24 more...
Jan 17, 2025·6m - 423
Arguing with someone online is turn based combat. | + 28 more...
Jan 16, 2025·6m - 424
you dont need to raise your hand when knocking | + 28 more...
Jan 15, 2025·6m - 425
Your pillow is also a second bed for your head. | + 26 more...
Jan 14, 2025·6m - 426
Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 25 more...
Jan 13, 2025·6m - 427
Most of us won't see the year 2100 | + 25 more...
Jan 12, 2025·6m - 428
Life gives you the test before the lesson | + 27 more...
Jan 11, 2025·7m - 429
Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...
Jan 10, 2025·6m - 430
Giving birth must have been easy for Elastigirl | + 27 more...
Jan 9, 2025·6m - 431
Laptops are predominantly used as desktop. | + 26 more...
Jan 8, 2025·6m - 432
There’s no such thing as an endless supply | + 24 more...
Jan 7, 2025·6m - 433
If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes. | + 28 more...
Jan 6, 2025·6m - 434
We live in a world where even dying is expensive | + 28 more...
Jan 5, 2025·6m - 435
You're late only if you do actually show up. | + 28 more...
Jan 4, 2025·6m - 436
Pancakes have absolutely no standard size | + 25 more...
Jan 3, 2025·6m - 437
Pets are the aristocrats of the animal kingdom. | + 24 more...
Jan 2, 2025·6m - 438
beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 24 more...
Jan 1, 2025·6m - 439
Clapping is a form of peer pressure | + 24 more...
Dec 31, 2024·6m - 440
Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 28 more...
Dec 30, 2024·6m - 441
Heavy metal poisoning isn't as cool as it sounds. | + 28 more...
Dec 29, 2024·6m - 442
Dogs must be sad that we never lick them | + 24 more...
Dec 28, 2024·6m - 443
Out there is person, who did the rickroll first | + 28 more...
Dec 27, 2024·6m - 444
Most people wipe one times too many | + 24 more...
Dec 26, 2024·6m - 445
Corn dogs are meat twinkies. | + 28 more...
Dec 25, 2024·6m - 446
Working in a morgue is a near death experience. | + 27 more...
Dec 24, 2024·6m - 447
You know you're thirsty when water tastes good | + 27 more...
Dec 23, 2024·6m - 448
The lottery is pay to win | + 24 more...
Dec 22, 2024·6m - 449
In Home Alone 2, Kevin is neither home nor alone for most of the movie. | + 25 more...
Dec 21, 2024·6m - 450
Vibranium is the Marvel mithril. | + 27 more...
Dec 20, 2024·6m - 451
Egg salad is chicken salad. | + 28 more...
Dec 19, 2024·7m - 452
Wood is rarer in the universe than diamonds | + 24 more...
Dec 18, 2024·6m - 453
Animals might think the road is one long rock | + 26 more...
Dec 17, 2024·7m - 454
We are a sad generation with happy pictures | + 28 more...
Dec 16, 2024·6m - 455
A brain transplant is actually a body transplant | + 26 more...
Dec 15, 2024·6m - 456
Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 24 more...
Dec 14, 2024·6m - 457
It’s harder to reject pleasure than ignore pain | + 28 more...
Dec 13, 2024·6m - 458
Video games are mini games in the game of life. | + 25 more...
Dec 12, 2024·6m - 459
Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 26 more...
Dec 11, 2024·6m - 460
To be smart is realizing you really aren't | + 24 more...
Dec 10, 2024·6m - 461
When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 26 more...
Dec 9, 2024·6m - 462
The more people that get diagnosed as neurodivergent, the less typical neurotypicals become. | + 24 more...
Dec 8, 2024·6m - 463
Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 26 more...
Dec 7, 2024·6m - 464
A sundial is technically a nuclear powered clock | + 27 more...
Dec 6, 2024·6m - 465
You're late only if you do actually show up. | + 26 more...
Dec 5, 2024·6m - 466
Space stations are the least stationary stations. | + 24 more...
Dec 4, 2024·6m - 467
Saliva becomes gross when it's cold. | + 25 more...
Dec 3, 2024·6m - 468
Most of us are here because we are bored. | + 24 more...
Dec 2, 2024·6m - 469
You will never see your death certificate | + 27 more...
Dec 1, 2024·6m - 470
In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 28 more...
Nov 30, 2024·6m - 471
People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 28 more...
Nov 29, 2024·6m - 472
Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial status. | + 28 more...
Nov 28, 2024·7m - 473
Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 28 more...
Nov 27, 2024·6m - 474
The most boring person you recognize is youself | + 26 more...
Nov 26, 2024·6m - 475
Onomatopoeia doesn't exist in signed languages | + 24 more...
Nov 25, 2024·6m - 476
The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 24 more...
Nov 24, 2024·6m - 477
Spice is the only flavor our buttholes can taste. | + 25 more...
Nov 23, 2024·6m - 478
First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 25 more...
Nov 22, 2024·6m - 479
Technically, all plants are fusion powered. | + 25 more...
Nov 21, 2024·6m - 480
Mayonnaise is the exact inverse of Meringue | + 26 more...
Nov 20, 2024·6m - 481
Our bodies are planets for microorganisms. | + 24 more...
Nov 19, 2024·6m - 482
Manslaughter sounds way worse than murder | + 26 more...
Nov 18, 2024·6m - 483
dinosaur nuggies are made from evolved dinosaurs | + 27 more...
Nov 17, 2024·6m - 484
People lived in New Mexico before Mexico. | + 28 more...
Nov 16, 2024·6m - 485
You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep. | + 27 more...
Nov 15, 2024·6m - 486
You never hear any stories about King Charming. | + 24 more...
Nov 14, 2024·6m - 487
Steve Backshall sort of looks like Steve Irwin. | + 25 more...
Nov 13, 2024·6m - 488
A sundial is technically a nuclear powered clock | + 24 more...
Nov 12, 2024·6m - 489
The invention of the wheel was revolutionary | + 27 more...
Nov 11, 2024·6m - 490
The Milky Way actually has milk in it | + 24 more...
Nov 10, 2024·6m - 491
You have one dominant way of crossing your arms | + 26 more...
Nov 9, 2024·6m - 492
A moonlit night is really a sunlit night. | + 24 more...
Nov 8, 2024·6m - 493
Therapists talk you into brainwashing yourself. | + 26 more...
Nov 7, 2024·6m - 494
Eating an ape would make you a kind of cannibal. | + 27 more...
Nov 5, 2024·7m - 495
Maturity is knowing when to be immature. | + 25 more...
Nov 4, 2024·6m - 496
If bugs had a society like ours, their daily routine would be nonstop funerals. | + 24 more...
Nov 3, 2024·6m - 497
You can breakfast anytime during the day. | + 27 more...
Nov 2, 2024·7m - 498
Life is the freest thing, yet we monetize it | + 27 more...
Nov 1, 2024·6m - 499
We don't see anything except light. | + 28 more...
Oct 31, 2024·7m - 500
Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 24 more...
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