Daily Shower Thoughts

Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupray

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Ever had those moments of clarity under a hot warm shower? Here are some of the best collected from r/showerthoughts. Philosophical, profound, and sometimes comedic musings Produced daily! Credits are in the show notes pages of each episode. Produced by Klassic Studios.

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  1. 1

    Arcades are a way for children to gamble legally | + 28 more...

    This segment presents a series of disconnected, humorous observations on topics like arcades as legal gambling for children, shared documentary universes, mindfulness, technology, and AI's impact on social media.

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  2. 2

    A candle exists in all 4 states of matter at once | + 26 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on various topics, from pop culture to everyday life.

    ·6m
  3. 3

    You only have a lap while you’re sitting. | + 26 more...

    This episode segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on modern life, technology, and pop culture.

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  4. 4

    We trust the back of our seats way too much | + 26 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations about human existence, from astrophysicists doxing Earth to everyday ironies like car ownership and bathroom habits.

    ·6m
  5. 5

    Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 26 more...

    This segment explores diverse topics including technology, human behavior, and nature through a series of random thoughts and observations.

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  6. 6

    Gen Alpha kids can legally drive in some places. | + 26 more...

    This segment presents a rapid-fire collection of shower thoughts covering diverse topics from generational driving laws to pop culture observations and social commentary.

    ·6m
  7. 7

    Secret admirers were just stalkers all along. | + 25 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on everyday life, covering topics from secret admirers to parenting and consumer behavior.

    ·6m
  8. 8

    We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 28 more...

    This episode segment explores paradoxical societal attitudes, the economics of human life, technological inheritance, and various thought-provoking observations on modern life and behavior.

    ·7m
  9. 9

    Dave and busters is adult chuckee cheese | + 25 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and reflective observations on topics ranging from adult entertainment venues and generational nostalgia to work dynamics and everyday fears.

    ·6m
  10. 10

    Rabbits are the mammal version of grasshoppers | + 27 more...

    This episode segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on everyday life, technology, and human behavior.

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  11. 11

    The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 26 more...

    This episode segment presents a rapid-fire collection of diverse observations and reflections on topics ranging from emotional wisdom and pop culture to language quirks and societal issues.

    ·6m
  12. 12

    Cell phones in movies never have cases. | + 28 more...

    This episode segment explores various human behaviors, social observations, and philosophical musings, from the nature of peace and technology's impact to personal relationships and cultural references.

    ·7m
  13. 13

    Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 25 more...

    This segment explores various humorous and thought-provoking observations on topics like aging, technology, parenting, and perception, with a recurring theme that robot errors stem from human mistakes.

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  14. 14

    Your windshield doesn't know why you scream at it | + 26 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on modern life, AI, human behavior, and everyday quirks.

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  15. 15

    A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 25 more...

    This segment presents a series of random, humorous, and thought-provoking observations on various topics, including human behavior, pop culture, and everyday life.

    ·6m
  16. 16

    It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 28 more...

    This segment explores a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on everyday life, from personal reflections to societal quirks.

    ·7m
  17. 17

    The antithesis of plot armor is a red shirt. | + 26 more...

    This segment explores various thought-provoking observations about human behavior, psychology, and societal quirks, such as the lack of a social equivalent to physical pain expressions and differences between introverts and extroverts.

    ·7m
  18. 18

    It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe | + 27 more...

    This episode segment presents a series of thought-provoking observations and philosophical musings on various aspects of life, death, human behavior, and societal norms.

    ·6m
  19. 19

    Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...

    This segment presents a series of random, humorous observations on topics like retirement, traditions, and everyday life.

    ·6m
  20. 20

    Giraffes have nowhere to hide during a storm. | + 27 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on various aspects of human behavior, society, and life experiences.

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  21. 21

    Forest are either really relaxing or really scary | + 28 more...

    This segment presents a series of disconnected shower thoughts on topics like technology, perception, and societal norms, without a clear substantive start.

    ·7m
  22. 22

    When a person dies, their will is their loot drop | + 27 more...

    This episode segment presents a collection of humorous and philosophical shower thoughts on topics ranging from death and wills to pop culture references and human nature.

    ·7m
  23. 23

    Arms for your chairs are chairs for your arms | + 25 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on various topics, including technology, science, and social norms.

    ·6m
  24. 24

    Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 25 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical shower thoughts on topics ranging from AI art and school systems to everyday observations about life and technology.

    ·6m
  25. 25

    You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 25 more...

    This episode segment explores various philosophical and observational thoughts on human behavior, technology's impact on truth, life metaphors, and media influence.

    ·6m
  26. 26

    It's impossible to live in an abandoned building. | + 25 more...

    This episode segment explores a series of philosophical and humorous shower thoughts on topics like human behavior, social dynamics, and fictional concepts.

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  27. 27

    Safety instructions are written in blood. | + 28 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical shower thoughts on topics ranging from technology legislation and celebrity anonymity to everyday observations about fruit, furniture, and societal quirks.

    ·7m
  28. 28

    Common sense is appearantly not that common | + 27 more...

    This segment humorously critiques everyday absurdities and societal quirks, from technology frustrations to fictional logic.

    ·6m
  29. 29

    Light beer weighs the same amount as regular beer | + 28 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and ironic observations on everyday life, including topics like house smells, leap years, media portrayals, and personal experiences.

    ·7m
  30. 30

    Camping is technically being homeless for fun. | + 28 more...

    This episode segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on topics ranging from camping and homelessness to dogs' perception of time, societal behaviors, and historical trivia.

    ·7m
  31. 31

    Every store is a museum when you’re broke | + 24 more...

    This segment explores ironic and philosophical observations on topics like living in a simulation, memory differences, and societal quirks.

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  32. 32

    One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...

    This segment explores philosophical and humorous reflections on life, mortality, perception, and societal quirks through a series of thought-provoking statements.

    ·6m
  33. 33

    Divorce rate among socks is astonishingly high | + 25 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical shower thoughts on topics ranging from immortality and villains to everyday observations about socks, USB, and human nature.

    ·6m
  34. 34

    Chopsticks are the solution to plastic cutlery. | + 28 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on various topics, from apocalyptic threats and pranks to social commentary and personal reflections.

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  35. 35

    People named Ted are always performing Ted Talks. | + 24 more...

    This segment humorously reflects on modern life's quirks, including phone camera usage, social changes, overthinking, and human-animal relationships.

    ·6m
  36. 36

    You do not see keyboards with lowercase letters. | + 26 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on various everyday topics, from personal habits to social phenomena.

    ·6m
  37. 37

    Original Tupperware will likely outlast all of us | + 26 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and thought-provoking observations on topics ranging from pop culture and technology to human psychology and history.

    ·6m
  38. 38

    Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 27 more...

    This segment presents a series of random, humorous, and philosophical observations on topics ranging from technology and aliens to human behavior and pop culture.

    ·6m
  39. 39

    Nothing we ever do has a 100% chance of survival | + 25 more...

    This episode segment explores a series of random, humorous, and thought-provoking observations about human behavior, survival, technology, and everyday life.

    ·6m
  40. 40

    First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 26 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on topics like learning, human behavior, and societal quirks.

    ·6m
  41. 41

    Lunchables are charcuterie boards for kids. | + 25 more...

    This segment presents a series of humorous and philosophical observations on human quirks, pop culture, and everyday life.

    ·7m
  42. 42

    We are all astronauts, earth is our ship | + 26 more...

    Hidden gem

    A collection of philosophical observations and clever insights about everyday life, human behavior, and cultural contradictions presented in short, thought-provoking segments.

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  43. 43

    It feels weird being the same age as old people! | + 24 more...

    Daily Shower Thoughts presents a collection of 25+ absurdist observations and philosophical musings about modern life, from AI-generated images and dinosaur chicken to the paradox of invisibility and historical information loss.

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  44. 44

    The ritual of making your bed predates beds. | + 28 more...

    Hidden gem

    Daily Shower Thoughts presents 30+ random observations, social commentaries, and absurd insights ranging from the ritual of bed-making predating beds to cemeteries as 'landfills for people.' Hosts Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupre deliver rapid-fire thoughts on traditions, human behavior, mortality, and everyday absurdities in a conversational format.

    ·7m
  45. 45

    Apple soup made with bone broth is bone apple tea | + 25 more...

    A rapid-fire collection of absurdist, philosophical, and humorous 'shower thoughts' ranging from wordplay and social observations to deeper reflections on human behavior and decision-making.

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  46. 46

    In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 24 more...

    A collection of philosophical observations and mind-bending thoughts covering internet evolution, human biology, emotional intelligence, and modern paradoxes.

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  47. 47

    Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 26 more...

    A collection of 26+ quick, paradoxical, and thought-provoking observations about modern life, human nature, and language, delivered in the signature 'shower thought' format.

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  48. 48

    In videogames, intrusive thoughts always win | + 27 more...

    This episode of Daily Shower Thoughts presents a rapid-fire collection of over 27 quirky, philosophical, and humorous observations about life, ranging from video games and prehistoric biology to aging, free will, and social systems.

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  49. 49

    Life as a flower seems beautiful and horrifying. | + 24 more...

    Hidden gem

    A collection of rapid-fire philosophical observations, quirky facts, and social commentary delivered in a calming, conversational style.

    ·6m
  50. 50

    When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 27 more...

    A collection of witty, absurd, and philosophical 'shower thoughts' delivered by hosts Montgomery Jones and Amalia Dupre.

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  51. 51

    One person's sunset is another person's sunrise. | + 24 more...

    Apr 15, 2026·6m
  52. 52

    A LEGO set is really a puzzle with instructions | + 27 more...

    Apr 14, 2026·6m
  53. 53

    Every room is an escape room if you are very dumb | + 27 more...

    Apr 13, 2026·7m
  54. 54

    You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...

    Apr 12, 2026·7m
  55. 55

    freak accidents are lotteries no one wants to win | + 24 more...

    Apr 11, 2026·6m
  56. 56

    Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 26 more...

    Apr 10, 2026·6m
  57. 57

    Tipping can be seen as a tax on the empathetic. | + 24 more...

    Apr 9, 2026·6m
  58. 58

    To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter. | + 24 more...

    Apr 8, 2026·6m
  59. 59

    The first sentient AI will pretend not to be. | + 26 more...

    Apr 7, 2026·6m
  60. 60

    We don't choose what we like, our body does | + 24 more...

    Apr 6, 2026·6m
  61. 61

    Being tired as a kid meant sleep would fix it. Being tired as an adult can mean you need a different life. | + 26 more...

    Apr 5, 2026·6m
  62. 62

    Nailed it is positive but screwed it is negative | + 24 more...

    Apr 4, 2026·6m
  63. 63

    The more they connect us, the lonelier we become. | + 25 more...

    Apr 3, 2026·6m
  64. 64

    1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938 | + 27 more...

    Feb 10, 2026·7m
  65. 65

    Most people's organs will never see sunlight. | + 24 more...

    Feb 9, 2026·6m
  66. 66

    People can still die from succesful CPR | + 25 more...

    Feb 8, 2026·6m
  67. 67

    Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 24 more...

    Feb 7, 2026·6m
  68. 68

    Technically, everyone is full of themselves. | + 25 more...

    Feb 6, 2026·6m
  69. 69

    at a certain age you just stop getting tickled | + 27 more...

    Feb 5, 2026·7m
  70. 70

    The average person is dead. | + 26 more...

    Feb 4, 2026·6m
  71. 71

    The first guy to milk a cow just had to be drunk. | + 24 more...

    Feb 3, 2026·6m
  72. 72

    Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...

    Feb 2, 2026·6m
  73. 73

    Food abuse kills more people than drug abuse does | + 27 more...

    Feb 1, 2026·6m
  74. 74

    Undercover cops are civilian impersonators. | + 28 more...

    Jan 31, 2026·6m
  75. 75

    Our sleep ability has a cooldown. | + 25 more...

    Jan 30, 2026·6m
  76. 76

    Many people sleep to escape their nightmare. | + 24 more...

    Jan 29, 2026·5m
  77. 77

    We dress up for people we want to be naked with. | + 28 more...

    Jan 29, 2026·6m
  78. 78

    Cutting corners just adds more corners. | + 27 more...

    Jan 24, 2026·6m
  79. 79

    You never actually put dirty laundry on an airer | + 24 more...

    Jan 23, 2026·5m
  80. 80

    Roses are red, but violets aren't blue. | + 27 more...

    Jan 22, 2026·6m
  81. 81

    Binaca use in movies has really fallen off | + 24 more...

    Jan 21, 2026·6m
  82. 82

    Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 25 more...

    Jan 20, 2026·6m
  83. 83

    Location is all that separates a walk from a hike | + 25 more...

    Jan 19, 2026·6m
  84. 84

    Snow White’s father was an abuse enabler. | + 26 more...

    Jan 18, 2026·6m
  85. 85

    Word searches must be so much funner in braille. | + 26 more...

    Jan 17, 2026·6m
  86. 86

    It's easier to be vulnerable to a stranger because you can't hurt a stranger the way you can hurt a loved one | + 26 more...

    Jan 16, 2026·6m
  87. 87

    Most people with athletes foot are not athletes. | + 28 more...

    Jan 15, 2026·6m
  88. 88

    the easiest boiled egg to make is the hard ones. | + 24 more...

    Jan 14, 2026·6m
  89. 89

    The human hand is perfectly evolved to pet dogs | + 25 more...

    Dec 18, 2025·6m
  90. 90

    Woodpeckers are the jackhammers of the forest | + 24 more...

    Dec 17, 2025·6m
  91. 91

    Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 24 more...

    Dec 16, 2025·5m
  92. 92

    You have a new first word every language learned | + 24 more...

    Dec 15, 2025·6m
  93. 93

    Peanuts turn into peanut butter as you chew them | + 24 more...

    Dec 14, 2025·6m
  94. 94

    Trees make flat land bearable for living | + 26 more...

    Dec 12, 2025·6m
  95. 95

    Earth has more first world problems than Mercury. | + 28 more...

    Dec 11, 2025·6m
  96. 96

    Most people in the world don’t have 4 seasons | + 27 more...

    Dec 10, 2025·6m
  97. 97

    Most cars will never be upside down. | + 26 more...

    Dec 9, 2025·6m
  98. 98

    It’s more acceptable to wear 0 shoes than 1 shoe | + 25 more...

    Dec 8, 2025·6m
  99. 99

    Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 26 more...

    Dec 7, 2025·6m
  100. 100

    A ton of elephants isn't a ton of elephants | + 27 more...

    Dec 6, 2025·6m
  101. 101

    A chicken is an egg's way of making another egg. | + 25 more...

    Dec 5, 2025·6m
  102. 102

    Matching socks up on laundry day is a mini game. | + 28 more...

    Dec 4, 2025·6m
  103. 103

    An old guy is older than an older guy. | + 27 more...

    Dec 3, 2025·6m
  104. 104

    There's no gangsta way to get out of a hammock | + 24 more...

    Dec 2, 2025·6m
  105. 105

    A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 25 more...

    Dec 1, 2025·6m
  106. 106

    Nothing is universally scary to everyone. | + 27 more...

    Nov 30, 2025·6m
  107. 107

    There’s a thin line between a pet and a hostage | + 27 more...

    Nov 29, 2025·6m
  108. 108

    You likely don’t notice the smell of your house. | + 24 more...

    Nov 28, 2025·6m
  109. 109

    They need to put a timer next to traffic lights. | + 25 more...

    Nov 27, 2025·6m
  110. 110

    Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy | + 28 more...

    Nov 26, 2025·7m
  111. 111

    The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 24 more...

    Nov 25, 2025·6m
  112. 112

    An orgasm is easier to fake than a sneeze | + 28 more...

    Nov 24, 2025·6m
  113. 113

    We pretend to make babies to feel good | + 28 more...

    Nov 23, 2025·7m
  114. 114

    Marketing is attempted mind control. | + 24 more...

    Nov 22, 2025·6m
  115. 115

    If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch. | + 26 more...

    Nov 21, 2025·6m
  116. 116

    You’re a character in many people's stories. | + 26 more...

    Nov 20, 2025·6m
  117. 117

    Too many people don't like the people they love. | + 27 more...

    Nov 19, 2025·6m
  118. 118

    Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 27 more...

    Nov 18, 2025·6m
  119. 119

    Cats probably think we are cleaning our ice cream | + 25 more...

    Nov 17, 2025·6m
  120. 120

    We frown on nepotism but praise family businesses | + 26 more...

    Nov 16, 2025·6m
  121. 121

    Satire only works when everyone is equally smart | + 25 more...

    Nov 15, 2025·5m
  122. 122

    Some dogs understand English better than others | + 25 more...

    Nov 14, 2025·6m
  123. 123

    Somewhere out there is a raccoon washing a cheeto | + 28 more...

    Nov 13, 2025·6m
  124. 124

    Someone came up with the concept of concepts | + 27 more...

    Nov 12, 2025·6m
  125. 125

    When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 24 more...

    Nov 11, 2025·6m
  126. 126

    Crazy how your nipple are older than your teeth | + 28 more...

    Nov 10, 2025·6m
  127. 127

    Everybody likely has a murderer ancestor | + 27 more...

    Nov 9, 2025·6m
  128. 128

    Drowning is kinda like being buried alive. | + 25 more...

    Nov 8, 2025·5m
  129. 129

    Someone has probably farted so hard they died. | + 27 more...

    Nov 7, 2025·6m
  130. 130

    Being dead is the same as before you were born. | + 25 more...

    Nov 6, 2025·5m
  131. 131

    Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 25 more...

    Nov 5, 2025·6m
  132. 132

    Shorter people can hide boogers better. | + 25 more...

    Nov 4, 2025·6m
  133. 133

    People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 24 more...

    Nov 3, 2025·5m
  134. 134

    Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 27 more...

    Nov 2, 2025·6m
  135. 135

    Teleportation in SciFi always has almost zero lag | + 24 more...

    Nov 1, 2025·6m
  136. 136

    The vast, vast majority of books are textbooks. | + 25 more...

    Oct 31, 2025·6m
  137. 137

    Nobody is normal if you know them well enough. | + 28 more...

    Oct 30, 2025·6m
  138. 138

    Razed and raised are opposites of one another. | + 27 more...

    Oct 29, 2025·6m
  139. 139

    On average 6 to 8 people die between your blinks. | + 28 more...

    Oct 28, 2025·6m
  140. 140

    Your dog licked their balls, and then your face. | + 25 more...

    Oct 27, 2025·6m
  141. 141

    The Earth's average elevation is below sea level. | + 25 more...

    Oct 26, 2025·6m
  142. 142

    It is impossible to act without self interest. | + 24 more...

    Oct 25, 2025·5m
  143. 143

    Even bands with only one fan, still have a #1 fan | + 27 more...

    Oct 24, 2025·6m
  144. 144

    Music might be the only universal language | + 27 more...

    Oct 23, 2025·6m
  145. 145

    beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 28 more...

    Oct 22, 2025·6m
  146. 146

    The word 'monosyllable' has five syllables in it. | + 25 more...

    Oct 21, 2025·5m
  147. 147

    Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 years | + 28 more...

    Oct 20, 2025·6m
  148. 148

    Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 27 more...

    Oct 19, 2025·6m
  149. 149

    People constantly leave behind a trail of warmth | + 25 more...

    Oct 18, 2025·6m
  150. 150

    Every message is a message from a dying person. | + 24 more...

    Oct 17, 2025·6m
  151. 151

    You buy trash bags just to throw them away. | + 27 more...

    Oct 16, 2025·6m
  152. 152

    When you jump up and down, you don’t jump down. | + 25 more...

    Oct 15, 2025·6m
  153. 153

    Pregnant women are technically body builders | + 28 more...

    Oct 14, 2025·6m
  154. 154

    Everyone smells if you sniff hard enough. | + 25 more...

    Oct 13, 2025·6m
  155. 155

    Sound can travel through anything except nothing. | + 27 more...

    Oct 12, 2025·6m
  156. 156

    When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug. | + 26 more...

    Oct 11, 2025·6m
  157. 157

    Saturday is the least insulted day of the week | + 26 more...

    Oct 10, 2025·6m
  158. 158

    Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 25 more...

    Oct 9, 2025·6m
  159. 159

    The Queen saw over a third of US history. | + 26 more...

    Oct 8, 2025·6m
  160. 160

    Fertilizers made form cow manure are bullshit. | + 26 more...

    Oct 7, 2025·6m
  161. 161

    We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 24 more...

    Oct 6, 2025·5m
  162. 162

    It's ironic that there are statues of Medusa. | + 27 more...

    Oct 5, 2025·6m
  163. 163

    Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 28 more...

    Oct 4, 2025·6m
  164. 164

    All dogs are either bitches or sons of bitches | + 27 more...

    Oct 3, 2025·6m
  165. 165

    Before I had kids, I never got sick. | + 28 more...

    Oct 2, 2025·6m
  166. 166

    One type of hell is being ambitious but lazy. | + 28 more...

    Oct 1, 2025·6m
  167. 167

    Everyone in the world is the winner of sperm race | + 27 more...

    Sep 30, 2025·6m
  168. 168

    Pets are the grownups’ version of having teddies | + 24 more...

    Sep 29, 2025·6m
  169. 169

    It is easier to fake happiness than sadness | + 24 more...

    Sep 28, 2025·5m
  170. 170

    Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 24 more...

    Sep 27, 2025·5m
  171. 171

    The cerebellum is the ballsack of the brain | + 24 more...

    Sep 26, 2025·6m
  172. 172

    Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 25 more...

    Sep 25, 2025·6m
  173. 173

    Recess is a break for both children and teachers. | + 28 more...

    Sep 24, 2025·6m
  174. 174

    You buy garbage bags just to throw them away | + 24 more...

    Sep 23, 2025·5m
  175. 175

    Wolverine probably still has his wisdom teeth. | + 27 more...

    Sep 22, 2025·6m
  176. 176

    Fruits technically qualify as fast food | + 24 more...

    Sep 21, 2025·6m
  177. 177

    Very few people have a foot length exactly 1 foot | + 25 more...

    Sep 20, 2025·6m
  178. 178

    Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 25 more...

    Sep 19, 2025·6m
  179. 179

    Cemeteries must smell awful to bloodhounds. | + 28 more...

    Sep 18, 2025·6m
  180. 180

    Ruffles potato chips are ribbed for your pleasure | + 28 more...

    Sep 17, 2025·6m
  181. 181

    Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. | + 28 more...

    Sep 16, 2025·6m
  182. 182

    Flashlights aren’t meant for flashing | + 27 more...

    Sep 15, 2025·6m
  183. 183

    Pinocciho is an infinite wood suply | + 25 more...

    Sep 14, 2025·6m
  184. 184

    During earthquakes, coffins become maracas | + 24 more...

    Sep 13, 2025·6m
  185. 185

    Arguing with someone online is turn based combat. | + 24 more...

    Sep 12, 2025·5m
  186. 186

    Life is all about you, and not at all about you. | + 26 more...

    Sep 12, 2025·6m
  187. 187

    Paper folders don’t actually fold papers | + 25 more...

    Sep 12, 2025·6m
  188. 188

    Surveys show that 100% of people fill out surveys | + 24 more...

    Sep 12, 2025·6m
  189. 189

    The most common hairstyle is bald. | + 25 more...

    Sep 8, 2025·6m
  190. 190

    Axe murderers don't kill axes. | + 26 more...

    Sep 7, 2025·6m
  191. 191

    Making a family is not very family friendly. | + 24 more...

    Sep 6, 2025·5m
  192. 192

    You can't angrily roll up an automatic window. | + 28 more...

    Sep 5, 2025·7m
  193. 193

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    Sep 4, 2025·6m
  194. 194

    Colloquial is very much not a colloquial word | + 27 more...

    Sep 3, 2025·6m
  195. 195

    People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 24 more...

    Sep 2, 2025·6m
  196. 196

    Your generation title is the new astrology sign | + 26 more...

    Sep 1, 2025·6m
  197. 197

    Archaeology is almost always groundbreaking. | + 26 more...

    Aug 31, 2025·6m
  198. 198

    Everyone you touch will die, but not instantly. | + 28 more...

    Aug 30, 2025·6m
  199. 199

    A car's faulty fuel gauge can gaslight you | + 28 more...

    Aug 29, 2025·6m
  200. 200

    There is no way to gracefully chase a bouncy ball | + 28 more...

    Aug 28, 2025·6m
  201. 201

    A good post is only as good as its best comment. | + 25 more...

    Aug 27, 2025·6m
  202. 202

    Salt and Sugar can make or break foods and drinks | + 24 more...

    Aug 26, 2025·6m
  203. 203

    Dryer lint is the average colour of your laundry | + 25 more...

    Aug 25, 2025·5m
  204. 204

    Santa has a really weird job | + 27 more...

    Aug 24, 2025·6m
  205. 205

    Cloud 9 is a very high place to fall from. | + 28 more...

    Aug 23, 2025·6m
  206. 206

    With enough confidence, anything can be a chair. | + 26 more...

    Aug 22, 2025·6m
  207. 207

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    Aug 21, 2025·5m
  208. 208

    When you're living, you're also dying in a sense. | + 28 more...

    Aug 20, 2025·6m
  209. 209

    Almost all criminals are bad at being criminals. | + 26 more...

    Aug 19, 2025·6m
  210. 210

    Nature Valley bars are the glitter bombs of food. | + 26 more...

    Aug 18, 2025·6m
  211. 211

    Cells are multiplied by dividing themselves | + 27 more...

    Aug 17, 2025·6m
  212. 212

    The CIA is omnipotent in conspiracy theories. | + 28 more...

    Aug 16, 2025·6m
  213. 213

    The buttplug is the pacifier’s first cousin. | + 25 more...

    Aug 15, 2025·6m
  214. 214

    Humans are the most widespread invasive species. | + 28 more...

    Aug 14, 2025·6m
  215. 215

    Our ancestors would be so confused about us trying to avoid 'spoiling our appetite'. | + 27 more...

    Aug 13, 2025·6m
  216. 216

    No one sings you happy birthday when you’re born | + 28 more...

    Aug 12, 2025·5m
  217. 217

    Hourly wage workers get punished for efficiency | + 26 more...

    Aug 11, 2025·5m
  218. 218

    ‘Boxing gloves’ aren’t gloves, they’re mittens | + 26 more...

    Aug 10, 2025·5m
  219. 219

    Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 24 more...

    Aug 9, 2025·5m
  220. 220

    Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...

    Aug 8, 2025·5m
  221. 221

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    Aug 7, 2025·6m
  222. 222

    The world will never be peaceful or equal. | + 28 more...

    Aug 6, 2025·6m
  223. 223

    Machine gunners in movies never swap out barrels. | + 26 more...

    Aug 5, 2025·6m
  224. 224

    Doppelgangers are isotopes of the same gene pool | + 25 more...

    Aug 4, 2025·6m
  225. 225

    Drummers are Conductors for their band. | + 24 more...

    Aug 3, 2025·5m
  226. 226

    The Matrix is already a quarter century old | + 27 more...

    Aug 2, 2025·6m
  227. 227

    You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep. | + 26 more...

    Aug 1, 2025·6m
  228. 228

    The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 24 more...

    Jul 31, 2025·6m
  229. 229

    Most family recipes likely come from a cookbook | + 28 more...

    Jul 30, 2025·6m
  230. 230

    Taking candy from a baby is actually a good thing | + 26 more...

    Jul 29, 2025·6m
  231. 231

    Most pets have probably never met their fathers | + 27 more...

    Jul 28, 2025·6m
  232. 232

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    Jul 27, 2025·6m
  233. 233

    We're the intermediary in the landfill industry | + 24 more...

    Jul 26, 2025·6m
  234. 234

    Logically a craigslist is someone who craigsls | + 24 more...

    Jul 25, 2025·6m
  235. 235

    There are stars that are bigger than black holes. | + 26 more...

    Jul 24, 2025·6m
  236. 236

    Chicken Caesar salad is poor man’s surf and turf | + 28 more...

    Jul 23, 2025·6m
  237. 237

    MSN Messenger was training for Microsoft Teams. | + 27 more...

    Jul 22, 2025·6m
  238. 238

    The Epic of Gilgamesh is doomed yaoi. | + 24 more...

    Jul 21, 2025·6m
  239. 239

    Anything is portable if you're strong enough. | + 26 more...

    Jul 20, 2025·6m
  240. 240

    To antimatter entities, we'd be the antimatter. | + 25 more...

    Jul 19, 2025·6m
  241. 241

    Parallelograms are lazy rectangles. | + 27 more...

    Jul 18, 2025·6m
  242. 242

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    Jul 17, 2025·6m
  243. 243

    It must be hard to tell if an actor is lying. | + 24 more...

    Jul 16, 2025·6m
  244. 244

    Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 25 more...

    Jul 15, 2025·6m
  245. 245

    Life feels more real when it's warm outside | + 25 more...

    Jul 14, 2025·6m
  246. 246

    People also shed skin, only very slowly | + 26 more...

    Jul 13, 2025·6m
  247. 247

    A bullet only does it's job after it's fired | + 27 more...

    Jul 12, 2025·6m
  248. 248

    It's okay to bet as long as you never gamble. | + 27 more...

    Jul 11, 2025·6m
  249. 249

    Bullseye would be the world's greatest juggler. | + 24 more...

    Jul 10, 2025·5m
  250. 250

    Solar power is technically nuclear power. | + 28 more...

    Jul 9, 2025·6m
  251. 251

    We rarely ever see suits stored in suitcases. | + 27 more...

    Jul 8, 2025·6m
  252. 252

    Modern cars are kind of like mini spaceships | + 26 more...

    Jul 7, 2025·6m
  253. 253

    The price of going barefoot is a stubbed toe. | + 28 more...

    Jul 6, 2025·6m
  254. 254

    Quebec is the Wario of France. | + 24 more...

    Jul 5, 2025·6m
  255. 255

    Humans are the only species they named themselves | + 25 more...

    Jul 4, 2025·6m
  256. 256

    You never hear anyone swear to Satan | + 25 more...

    Jul 3, 2025·6m
  257. 257

    Star Trek was a military roleplay for pacifists. | + 26 more...

    Jul 2, 2025·6m
  258. 258

    Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 25 more...

    Jul 1, 2025·6m
  259. 259

    Maturity is knowing when to be immature. | + 28 more...

    Jun 30, 2025·6m
  260. 260

    Sperm donation is human pollination. | + 27 more...

    Jun 29, 2025·6m
  261. 261

    Everyone’s got one good gofundme in them. | + 26 more...

    Jun 28, 2025·6m
  262. 262

    Most people will not be able to retire | + 28 more...

    Jun 27, 2025·6m
  263. 263

    Somebody needs to go wake up Green Day. | + 25 more...

    Jun 26, 2025·6m
  264. 264

    Most of our litter will be artifacts in 100 years | + 24 more...

    Jun 25, 2025·6m
  265. 265

    You can’t touch music, but music can touch you. | + 28 more...

    Jun 24, 2025·6m
  266. 266

    Most underestimate the capability of humans. | + 24 more...

    Jun 23, 2025·6m
  267. 267

    All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...

    Jun 22, 2025·6m
  268. 268

    House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 24 more...

    Jun 21, 2025·6m
  269. 269

    Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 26 more...

    Jun 20, 2025·6m
  270. 270

    We will never truly know when humans go extinct. | + 28 more...

    Jun 19, 2025·6m
  271. 271

    The tooth fairy teaches us to sell our bodies | + 24 more...

    Jun 18, 2025·6m
  272. 272

    Making a family is not very family friendly. | + 24 more...

    Jun 17, 2025·6m
  273. 273

    Freedom of speech is free. Being heard is not. | + 28 more...

    Jun 16, 2025·7m
  274. 274

    Octopi and mushrooms give off the same energy | + 26 more...

    Jun 15, 2025·6m
  275. 275

    The lottery is pay to win | + 28 more...

    Jun 14, 2025·6m
  276. 276

    Twitch streamers are professional ramblers. | + 28 more...

    Jun 13, 2025·6m
  277. 277

    Death is only sad for the ones left living. | + 26 more...

    Jun 12, 2025·6m
  278. 278

    Hot water smells different than cold water | + 24 more...

    Jun 11, 2025·6m
  279. 279

    Been yelled at more as an adult than as a kid. | + 24 more...

    Jun 10, 2025·6m
  280. 280

    The most common place to stand is 'around.' | + 27 more...

    Jun 9, 2025·6m
  281. 281

    You know you're thirsty when water tastes good | + 28 more...

    Jun 8, 2025·6m
  282. 282

    People just act like analyst is a normal word. | + 28 more...

    Jun 7, 2025·6m
  283. 283

    Life is the freest thing, yet we monetize it | + 26 more...

    Jun 6, 2025·6m
  284. 284

    The majority of jobs can be learned by googling | + 26 more...

    Jun 5, 2025·6m
  285. 285

    Two people can not go to each others’ funeral. | + 27 more...

    Jun 4, 2025·6m
  286. 286

    beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 27 more...

    Jun 3, 2025·6m
  287. 287

    The second we die, we become someone's job. | + 24 more...

    Jun 2, 2025·5m
  288. 288

    Eye drops are technically blinker fluid | + 25 more...

    Jun 1, 2025·6m
  289. 289

    World wars have never involved the entire world. | + 26 more...

    May 31, 2025·6m
  290. 290

    Batman's Utility belt is a glorified Fanny Pack | + 28 more...

    May 30, 2025·6m
  291. 291

    Star Trek was a military roleplay for pacifists. | + 24 more...

    May 29, 2025·6m
  292. 292

    Some people get nostalgia from smelling ammonia | + 28 more...

    May 28, 2025·6m
  293. 293

    Your pee is always touching your body. | + 26 more...

    May 27, 2025·6m
  294. 294

    Every living organism is 100% recycled material. | + 28 more...

    May 26, 2025·7m
  295. 295

    A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 24 more...

    May 25, 2025·6m
  296. 296

    Wearing cosmetics is old school editing. | + 25 more...

    May 24, 2025·6m
  297. 297

    The sharpest blade is the one you’ll never feel. | + 28 more...

    May 23, 2025·6m
  298. 298

    Every wooden house is technically a tree house | + 26 more...

    May 22, 2025·6m
  299. 299

    You never see katana videos where they cut bones | + 27 more...

    May 21, 2025·6m
  300. 300

    Your car key has traveled more than your car | + 25 more...

    May 20, 2025·6m
  301. 301

    To cut bread into 10 slices, you need 9 slices. | + 27 more...

    May 19, 2025·6m
  302. 302

    Overthinking is rarely a problem for the majority | + 27 more...

    May 18, 2025·6m
  303. 303

    Our insides are always in complete darkness | + 27 more...

    May 17, 2025·6m
  304. 304

    Everyone wants to get old, but not be old. | + 25 more...

    May 16, 2025·6m
  305. 305

    Your generation title is the new astrology sign | + 27 more...

    May 15, 2025·6m
  306. 306

    A telephone makes sound travel faster than sound. | + 26 more...

    May 14, 2025·6m
  307. 307

    Most men get their first flowers at their funeral | + 28 more...

    May 13, 2025·6m
  308. 308

    There must be gay couples named Adam and Steve | + 27 more...

    May 12, 2025·6m
  309. 309

    Nothing sounds as nonsensical as a flying disc | + 24 more...

    May 11, 2025·5m
  310. 310

    A full bladder is the most effective alarm clock. | + 26 more...

    May 10, 2025·6m
  311. 311

    true collectibles don't start out as collectibles | + 26 more...

    May 9, 2025·6m
  312. 312

    Woodpeckers are the jackhammers of the forest | + 24 more...

    May 8, 2025·5m
  313. 313

    Robot errors are still caused by human error | + 24 more...

    May 7, 2025·5m
  314. 314

    Air vents in film are always way too clean | + 25 more...

    May 6, 2025·6m
  315. 315

    You see more suns at night than in the daytime. | + 26 more...

    May 5, 2025·6m
  316. 316

    Morality and knowledge are not directly related | + 25 more...

    May 4, 2025·6m
  317. 317

    There just aren't enough cats in Star Wars. | + 26 more...

    May 3, 2025·6m
  318. 318

    Abnormal things happen, and that's normal. | + 25 more...

    May 1, 2025·6m
  319. 319

    You are never blown by the same wind twice. | + 26 more...

    Apr 30, 2025·6m
  320. 320

    Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 28 more...

    Apr 29, 2025·6m
  321. 321

    The Cybertruck is the DeLorean of our generation. | + 25 more...

    Apr 28, 2025·6m
  322. 322

    Someone came up with the concept of concepts | + 25 more...

    Apr 27, 2025·6m
  323. 323

    Cereal boxes never state milk is sold separately | + 28 more...

    Apr 26, 2025·6m
  324. 324

    Technically a cigarette is a type of veggie wrap | + 26 more...

    Apr 25, 2025·6m
  325. 325

    Your body is the most complex thing that you own. | + 28 more...

    Apr 24, 2025·6m
  326. 326

    Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 28 more...

    Apr 23, 2025·6m
  327. 327

    Any carpet not fixed into place is a rug. | + 27 more...

    Apr 22, 2025·6m
  328. 328

    Most Michael Jackson impersonators are white. | + 26 more...

    Apr 21, 2025·6m
  329. 329

    If a rhythm is fast enough, it becomes a pitch. | + 25 more...

    Apr 20, 2025·6m
  330. 330

    One day you will have your last bite of pizza. | + 26 more...

    Apr 19, 2025·6m
  331. 331

    Only jeans are sold intentionally broken. | + 26 more...

    Apr 18, 2025·6m
  332. 332

    Public transportation teaches us to be punctual | + 27 more...

    Apr 17, 2025·6m
  333. 333

    Selfies with celebrities have replaced autographs | + 24 more...

    Apr 16, 2025·5m
  334. 334

    A river is water with food in it. | + 24 more...

    Apr 15, 2025·6m
  335. 335

    Being aware of our own ignorance is so powerful. | + 24 more...

    Apr 14, 2025·5m
  336. 336

    First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 25 more...

    Apr 13, 2025·6m
  337. 337

    The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 25 more...

    Apr 12, 2025·6m
  338. 338

    When you're pregnant, every hug is a group hug. | + 26 more...

    Apr 11, 2025·6m
  339. 339

    In plumbing, nipples are exclusively male things. | + 28 more...

    Apr 10, 2025·6m
  340. 340

    Salt and Sugar can make or break foods and drinks | + 24 more...

    Apr 9, 2025·5m
  341. 341

    Only you know the taste of the food you've eaten. | + 27 more...

    Apr 8, 2025·6m
  342. 342

    Billboards are the cereal boxes of the road. | + 28 more...

    Apr 7, 2025·6m
  343. 343

    Abnormal things happen, and that's normal. | + 28 more...

    Apr 6, 2025·6m
  344. 344

    Dogs are so lovable that even the Grinch had one | + 27 more...

    Apr 5, 2025·6m
  345. 345

    The fear of showing you're scared is doubly scary | + 27 more...

    Apr 4, 2025·6m
  346. 346

    Nostalgia is no different than emotional Deja Vu. | + 28 more...

    Apr 3, 2025·6m
  347. 347

    Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 24 more...

    Apr 2, 2025·6m
  348. 348

    Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 27 more...

    Apr 1, 2025·6m
  349. 349

    The only thing guaranteed in life is death | + 24 more...

    Mar 31, 2025·6m
  350. 350

    Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 28 more...

    Mar 30, 2025·6m
  351. 351

    Working in a morgue is a near death experience. | + 27 more...

    Mar 29, 2025·6m
  352. 352

    Popcorn is technically a fried food. | + 27 more...

    Mar 28, 2025·6m
  353. 353

    Doing work is easier than doing nothing all day. | + 28 more...

    Mar 27, 2025·6m
  354. 354

    We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 28 more...

    Mar 26, 2025·6m
  355. 355

    We are an NPC in everyone's life except ours | + 25 more...

    Mar 25, 2025·6m
  356. 356

    About half of all escalators don't. | + 26 more...

    Mar 24, 2025·6m
  357. 357

    Paprika is the savory version of cinnamon | + 25 more...

    Mar 23, 2025·6m
  358. 358

    A cyclops wouldn’t have any depth perception. | + 26 more...

    Mar 22, 2025·6m
  359. 359

    You have a new first word every language learned | + 28 more...

    Mar 21, 2025·6m
  360. 360

    At some point, kids won’t know who Ash Ketchum is | + 28 more...

    Mar 20, 2025·7m
  361. 361

    A brain transplant is actually a body transplant | + 27 more...

    Mar 19, 2025·6m
  362. 362

    In a cornfield, spiders DO make cobwebs. | + 24 more...

    Mar 18, 2025·6m
  363. 363

    We waste so much space staying on the surface. | + 27 more...

    Mar 17, 2025·6m
  364. 364

    From the Sun’s perspective, shadows don’t exist | + 27 more...

    Mar 16, 2025·6m
  365. 365

    1981 and 2024 are as far apart as 1981 and 1938 | + 27 more...

    Mar 15, 2025·6m
  366. 366

    Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 24 more...

    Mar 14, 2025·5m
  367. 367

    Mold growing on mushrooms is fungus Inception | + 28 more...

    Mar 13, 2025·7m
  368. 368

    Very full is less than just full. | + 25 more...

    Mar 12, 2025·6m
  369. 369

    Breasts are nature's stress balls | + 25 more...

    Mar 11, 2025·6m
  370. 370

    A solution without a problem is a problem. | + 27 more...

    Mar 10, 2025·6m
  371. 371

    No one in the live studio audience ever sneezes | + 25 more...

    Mar 9, 2025·6m
  372. 372

    Teeth are luxury bones to insurance companies. | + 27 more...

    Mar 8, 2025·6m
  373. 373

    Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 26 more...

    Mar 7, 2025·6m
  374. 374

    Lots of people use cheese like it's a seasoning. | + 25 more...

    Mar 6, 2025·6m
  375. 375

    You will never see your own death certificate | + 26 more...

    Mar 5, 2025·6m
  376. 376

    Very strict parents raise highly skilled liars. | + 27 more...

    Mar 4, 2025·6m
  377. 377

    Forensic Analysis and Archaeology are in the same field, but the main factor is how long the body has been there. | + 24 more...

    Mar 3, 2025·6m
  378. 378

    All storms at the north pole come from the south. | + 26 more...

    Mar 2, 2025·6m
  379. 379

    twentyfourcharacterslong is 24 characters long | + 26 more...

    Mar 1, 2025·6m
  380. 380

    Sometimes it’s wrong to be right | + 28 more...

    Feb 28, 2025·6m
  381. 381

    We are closer to 2070 than we are to 1970. | + 25 more...

    Feb 27, 2025·6m
  382. 382

    Everything you can think of is a human concept | + 27 more...

    Feb 26, 2025·6m
  383. 383

    Botox is a performance enhancing drug for poker. | + 28 more...

    Feb 25, 2025·6m
  384. 384

    Whether something is a spectrum or not is binary | + 25 more...

    Feb 24, 2025·6m
  385. 385

    Any site is a dating site if you’re brave enough | + 27 more...

    Feb 23, 2025·6m
  386. 386

    When you eat salt, you’re just eating rocks. | + 28 more...

    Feb 22, 2025·6m
  387. 387

    Some of the cheapest food is the healthiest | + 27 more...

    Feb 21, 2025·6m
  388. 388

    Fasting is the cheapest dieting option. | + 26 more...

    Feb 20, 2025·6m
  389. 389

    Bad reviews are more helpful than good reviews. | + 26 more...

    Feb 19, 2025·6m
  390. 390

    The more you enjoy life, the shorter it feels. | + 26 more...

    Feb 18, 2025·6m
  391. 391

    You've never been in an empty room before. | + 26 more...

    Feb 17, 2025·6m
  392. 392

    The handle of an ax is a traitor to his own race. | + 28 more...

    Feb 16, 2025·6m
  393. 393

    Whether something is a spectrum or not is binary | + 24 more...

    Feb 15, 2025·6m
  394. 394

    The best birthday a guy can have is February 14. | + 28 more...

    Feb 14, 2025·6m
  395. 395

    Overthinking is rarely a problem for the majority | + 26 more...

    Feb 13, 2025·6m
  396. 396

    Makeup shouldn’t be allowed in beauty contests. | + 25 more...

    Feb 12, 2025·6m
  397. 397

    Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins | + 26 more...

    Feb 11, 2025·6m
  398. 398

    People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 24 more...

    Feb 10, 2025·5m
  399. 399

    Zoomed out enough, everyone’s living on an island | + 24 more...

    Feb 9, 2025·6m
  400. 400

    Fish and Birds are not pets, they are prisoners | + 26 more...

    Feb 8, 2025·6m
  401. 401

    Coffee filters and muffin wrappers are cousins | + 25 more...

    Feb 7, 2025·6m
  402. 402

    When you light a lighter, it gets lighter | + 24 more...

    Feb 6, 2025·6m
  403. 403

    Trail mix is a slow feeder for children | + 28 more...

    Feb 5, 2025·7m
  404. 404

    You can hire a clown to perform just for you. | + 26 more...

    Feb 4, 2025·6m
  405. 405

    Nothing makes sense, makes sense. | + 25 more...

    Feb 3, 2025·6m
  406. 406

    You never hear about cellphone cameras breaking. | + 27 more...

    Feb 2, 2025·6m
  407. 407

    House spiders were around before houses existed. | + 24 more...

    Feb 1, 2025·6m
  408. 408

    Balloons are the most impacted by Inflation. | + 28 more...

    Jan 31, 2025·7m
  409. 409

    Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 27 more...

    Jan 30, 2025·6m
  410. 410

    Every living organism is 100% recycled material. | + 24 more...

    Jan 29, 2025·6m
  411. 411

    All our thoughts are filtered through language. | + 26 more...

    Jan 28, 2025·6m
  412. 412

    Women have more privacy in restrooms than men | + 26 more...

    Jan 27, 2025·6m
  413. 413

    Photoshop and filters are plagiarized beauty. | + 25 more...

    Jan 26, 2025·6m
  414. 414

    You have a new first word every language learned | + 27 more...

    Jan 25, 2025·6m
  415. 415

    All our thoughts are filtered through language. | + 27 more...

    Jan 24, 2025·6m
  416. 416

    Intimacy is being weird and unfiltered together. | + 25 more...

    Jan 23, 2025·6m
  417. 417

    A sausage is a meat balloon | + 26 more...

    Jan 22, 2025·6m
  418. 418

    Giving birth must have been easy for Elastigirl | + 26 more...

    Jan 21, 2025·6m
  419. 419

    Unclipped toenails drive sock sales | + 27 more...

    Jan 20, 2025·7m
  420. 420

    We just take vacations to microdose on being rich | + 26 more...

    Jan 19, 2025·6m
  421. 421

    Pigeons and pissed kitties emit identical sounds | + 25 more...

    Jan 18, 2025·6m
  422. 422

    Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 24 more...

    Jan 17, 2025·6m
  423. 423

    Arguing with someone online is turn based combat. | + 28 more...

    Jan 16, 2025·6m
  424. 424

    you dont need to raise your hand when knocking | + 28 more...

    Jan 15, 2025·6m
  425. 425

    Your pillow is also a second bed for your head. | + 26 more...

    Jan 14, 2025·6m
  426. 426

    Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 25 more...

    Jan 13, 2025·6m
  427. 427

    Most of us won't see the year 2100 | + 25 more...

    Jan 12, 2025·6m
  428. 428

    Life gives you the test before the lesson | + 27 more...

    Jan 11, 2025·7m
  429. 429

    Google uses you a lot more than you use Google | + 24 more...

    Jan 10, 2025·6m
  430. 430

    Giving birth must have been easy for Elastigirl | + 27 more...

    Jan 9, 2025·6m
  431. 431

    Laptops are predominantly used as desktop. | + 26 more...

    Jan 8, 2025·6m
  432. 432

    There’s no such thing as an endless supply | + 24 more...

    Jan 7, 2025·6m
  433. 433

    If DNA collection was mandatory at birth, there would be a significant increase in solved crimes. | + 28 more...

    Jan 6, 2025·6m
  434. 434

    We live in a world where even dying is expensive | + 28 more...

    Jan 5, 2025·6m
  435. 435

    You're late only if you do actually show up. | + 28 more...

    Jan 4, 2025·6m
  436. 436

    Pancakes have absolutely no standard size | + 25 more...

    Jan 3, 2025·6m
  437. 437

    Pets are the aristocrats of the animal kingdom. | + 24 more...

    Jan 2, 2025·6m
  438. 438

    beheaded is headless but bespectacled is specs on | + 24 more...

    Jan 1, 2025·6m
  439. 439

    Clapping is a form of peer pressure | + 24 more...

    Dec 31, 2024·6m
  440. 440

    Once news ceases to be news, it becomes history. | + 28 more...

    Dec 30, 2024·6m
  441. 441

    Heavy metal poisoning isn't as cool as it sounds. | + 28 more...

    Dec 29, 2024·6m
  442. 442

    Dogs must be sad that we never lick them | + 24 more...

    Dec 28, 2024·6m
  443. 443

    Out there is person, who did the rickroll first | + 28 more...

    Dec 27, 2024·6m
  444. 444

    Most people wipe one times too many | + 24 more...

    Dec 26, 2024·6m
  445. 445

    Corn dogs are meat twinkies. | + 28 more...

    Dec 25, 2024·6m
  446. 446

    Working in a morgue is a near death experience. | + 27 more...

    Dec 24, 2024·6m
  447. 447

    You know you're thirsty when water tastes good | + 27 more...

    Dec 23, 2024·6m
  448. 448

    The lottery is pay to win | + 24 more...

    Dec 22, 2024·6m
  449. 449

    In Home Alone 2, Kevin is neither home nor alone for most of the movie. | + 25 more...

    Dec 21, 2024·6m
  450. 450

    Vibranium is the Marvel mithril. | + 27 more...

    Dec 20, 2024·6m
  451. 451

    Egg salad is chicken salad. | + 28 more...

    Dec 19, 2024·7m
  452. 452

    Wood is rarer in the universe than diamonds | + 24 more...

    Dec 18, 2024·6m
  453. 453

    Animals might think the road is one long rock | + 26 more...

    Dec 17, 2024·7m
  454. 454

    We are a sad generation with happy pictures | + 28 more...

    Dec 16, 2024·6m
  455. 455

    A brain transplant is actually a body transplant | + 26 more...

    Dec 15, 2024·6m
  456. 456

    Spinning a spinner actually makes you the spinner | + 24 more...

    Dec 14, 2024·6m
  457. 457

    It’s harder to reject pleasure than ignore pain | + 28 more...

    Dec 13, 2024·6m
  458. 458

    Video games are mini games in the game of life. | + 25 more...

    Dec 12, 2024·6m
  459. 459

    Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 26 more...

    Dec 11, 2024·6m
  460. 460

    To be smart is realizing you really aren't | + 24 more...

    Dec 10, 2024·6m
  461. 461

    When they die the composers become decomposers. | + 26 more...

    Dec 9, 2024·6m
  462. 462

    The more people that get diagnosed as neurodivergent, the less typical neurotypicals become. | + 24 more...

    Dec 8, 2024·6m
  463. 463

    Technology can hinder natural evolution in humans | + 26 more...

    Dec 7, 2024·6m
  464. 464

    A sundial is technically a nuclear powered clock | + 27 more...

    Dec 6, 2024·6m
  465. 465

    You're late only if you do actually show up. | + 26 more...

    Dec 5, 2024·6m
  466. 466

    Space stations are the least stationary stations. | + 24 more...

    Dec 4, 2024·6m
  467. 467

    Saliva becomes gross when it's cold. | + 25 more...

    Dec 3, 2024·6m
  468. 468

    Most of us are here because we are bored. | + 24 more...

    Dec 2, 2024·6m
  469. 469

    You will never see your death certificate | + 27 more...

    Dec 1, 2024·6m
  470. 470

    In a skeleton fight, every fracture is exposed. | + 28 more...

    Nov 30, 2024·6m
  471. 471

    People talks about extinct animals but not plants | + 28 more...

    Nov 29, 2024·6m
  472. 472

    Retirement isn't an age, it's a financial status. | + 28 more...

    Nov 28, 2024·7m
  473. 473

    Touchscreens are a step backwards for the blind | + 28 more...

    Nov 27, 2024·6m
  474. 474

    The most boring person you recognize is youself | + 26 more...

    Nov 26, 2024·6m
  475. 475

    Onomatopoeia doesn't exist in signed languages | + 24 more...

    Nov 25, 2024·6m
  476. 476

    The world used to be free. Now it closes at 11PM. | + 24 more...

    Nov 24, 2024·6m
  477. 477

    Spice is the only flavor our buttholes can taste. | + 25 more...

    Nov 23, 2024·6m
  478. 478

    First you learn to read, then you read to learn. | + 25 more...

    Nov 22, 2024·6m
  479. 479

    Technically, all plants are fusion powered. | + 25 more...

    Nov 21, 2024·6m
  480. 480

    Mayonnaise is the exact inverse of Meringue | + 26 more...

    Nov 20, 2024·6m
  481. 481

    Our bodies are planets for microorganisms. | + 24 more...

    Nov 19, 2024·6m
  482. 482

    Manslaughter sounds way worse than murder | + 26 more...

    Nov 18, 2024·6m
  483. 483

    dinosaur nuggies are made from evolved dinosaurs | + 27 more...

    Nov 17, 2024·6m
  484. 484

    People lived in New Mexico before Mexico. | + 28 more...

    Nov 16, 2024·6m
  485. 485

    You have to fake sleep before you can real sleep. | + 27 more...

    Nov 15, 2024·6m
  486. 486

    You never hear any stories about King Charming. | + 24 more...

    Nov 14, 2024·6m
  487. 487

    Steve Backshall sort of looks like Steve Irwin. | + 25 more...

    Nov 13, 2024·6m
  488. 488

    A sundial is technically a nuclear powered clock | + 24 more...

    Nov 12, 2024·6m
  489. 489

    The invention of the wheel was revolutionary | + 27 more...

    Nov 11, 2024·6m
  490. 490

    The Milky Way actually has milk in it | + 24 more...

    Nov 10, 2024·6m
  491. 491

    You have one dominant way of crossing your arms | + 26 more...

    Nov 9, 2024·6m
  492. 492

    A moonlit night is really a sunlit night. | + 24 more...

    Nov 8, 2024·6m
  493. 493

    Therapists talk you into brainwashing yourself. | + 26 more...

    Nov 7, 2024·6m
  494. 494

    Eating an ape would make you a kind of cannibal. | + 27 more...

    Nov 5, 2024·7m
  495. 495

    Maturity is knowing when to be immature. | + 25 more...

    Nov 4, 2024·6m
  496. 496

    If bugs had a society like ours, their daily routine would be nonstop funerals. | + 24 more...

    Nov 3, 2024·6m
  497. 497

    You can breakfast anytime during the day. | + 27 more...

    Nov 2, 2024·7m
  498. 498

    Life is the freest thing, yet we monetize it | + 27 more...

    Nov 1, 2024·6m
  499. 499

    We don't see anything except light. | + 28 more...

    Oct 31, 2024·7m
  500. 500

    Laundry is telling your clothes to take a shower. | + 24 more...

    Oct 30, 2024·6m