
But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! A Seinfeld Podcast
47 episodes listed below
Seinfeld’s side characters take center stage.
The gist
Ivan and Stephen treat Seinfeld’s side characters as the main event, moving through random episodes with trivia, running jokes, and close scene reading. The tone is loose and conversational, but the analysis can get surprisingly specific about structure, motivation, and callbacks.
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About But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! A Seinfeld Podcast
But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character! A Seinfeld Podcast treats Seinfeld as a world worth combing through one side character at a time. The frame is narrow, and that is the point. Ivan and Stephen take a randomly chosen episode and shift attention away from the core four toward the people who complicate, interrupt, flatter, annoy, tempt, or expose them. A bakery customer, a cameo, a girlfriend, a parent, a boss, a neighbor, or a forgotten manuscript can become the center of the conversation. The show is casual in delivery but detailed in habit. It notices story mechanics. It asks why the dictator gag appears in The Dinner Party, why Elaine might or might not find a manuscript in a fridge, and why Lloyd Braun works so powerfully as the son Frank and Estelle seem to prefer. Short jokes sit beside longer theories. A bit about calzones can turn into a discussion of dating rituals, aging, and the way Seinfeld characters try to speed past normal social steps. The hosts are openly fond of the series, often calling it the greatest sitcom or show of all time, but the affection does not flatten their readings. They can admire a strange joke while still saying it pulls an episode out of its grounded rhythm. Guests such as Stacey, Sarah, Mitch Wolfe, and Max bring extra texture, family context, book talk, and regular-friend energy. The later episodes carry a reflective mood as the podcast approaches its finale after four years. Even then, the format stays recognizably itself: cold-open reenactment, episode setup, secondary-character discussion, trivia, news, listener notes, and the familiar sign-off. It is not a general nostalgia feed. It is a focused fan archive for people who remember the lines and want to argue about the people standing just behind them. The humor can be blunt, but the editorial center is appreciation. Every episode turns small sitcom appearances into something worth rewatching.
Made for: Best for Seinfeld fans who already know the episodes and enjoy character-by-character rewatch conversation. It also suits listeners who like relaxed Australian podcast banter with sitcom trivia and close-reading detours.
What sets it apart: Rather than recapping only plots or main-cast moments, the show organizes each episode around secondary characters selected from randomly drawn Seinfeld episodes. That gives familiar scenes a different angle and turns minor appearances into full comic case studies.
In their own words
Have you always wondered why Kenny Bania thinks that soup isn't a meal, or why that guy at the airport in the first scene of The Limo is a complete schmuck? Well, there's a podcast for that! Each week two Aussie hosts get an episode of Seinfeld at random and discuss every secondary character featured in it. They also do weekly Seinfeld news, Seinfeldisms, episode trivia and more, giddy up!This podcast is part of the independent podcast network Mish Mash Media, you can support it financially at patreon.com/mishmashmedia or at paypal.me/mishmashmedia
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A manuscript in Kramer's fridge becomes the clue you cannot stop litigating.
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- the side characters from your latest Seinfeld rewatch to get their full hearing
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Episodes
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The Dinner Party (S5E13) with Max, Our Final Episode
But I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character!
Mar 30, 2021·1h 21m·5 clips - 2
The Doodle (S6E20) with Author Mitch Wolfe
Hidden gemStephen and Ivan interview Phoenix author Mitch Wolfe about The Doodle, the April 6, 1995 Seinfeld episode involving Jerry’s fleas, Elaine’s Viking Press manuscript, and George’s art-class romance.
Mar 27, 2021·1h 5m·4 clips - 3
The Serenity Now (S9E3)
Hidden gemBut I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character!
Mar 23, 2021·53m·3 clips - 4
Season 11 Episode 10 - 'The Lockdown'
Mar 18, 2021·16m - 5
The Calzone (S7E20), Our 4th Anniversary
Hidden gemThe hosts mark their “fourth last episode ever” and tie it to the podcast’s fourth anniversary, so the Seinfeld discussion starts with a clear end-of-run frame.
Mar 16, 2021·55m·3 clips - 6
Season 11 Episode 9 - 'The Coughing'
Mar 11, 2021·15m - 7
The Non Fat Yogurt (S5E7)
Hidden gemBut I Don't Wanna Be A Secondary Character!
Mar 9, 2021·54m·3 clips - 8
Season 11 Episode 8 - 'The Trip Part 3'
Mar 4, 2021·20m - 9
The Maestro (S7E3)
Mar 2, 2021·43m - 10
Season 11 Episode 7 - 'The Secondaries'
Feb 25, 2021·20m - 11
The Handicap Spot (S4E22)
Feb 23, 2021·56m - 12
Season 11 Episode 6 - 'The Meetup'
Feb 18, 2021·18m - 13
The Foundation (S8E1)
Feb 16, 2021·53m - 14
Season 11 Episode 5 - 'The Peterman'
Feb 11, 2021·17m - 15
The Bottle Deposit (S7E21-22)
Feb 9, 2021·53m - 16
Season 11 Episode 4 - 'The Mommy Blogger'
Feb 4, 2021·18m - 17
The Money (S8E12)
Feb 2, 2021·51m - 18
Season 11 Episode 3 - 'The Lopsided Wig'
Jan 28, 2021·18m - 19
The Glasses (S5E3)
Jan 26, 2021·44m - 20
Season 11 Episode 2 - 'The Waiting Room'
Jan 21, 2021·15m - 21
The Doll (S7E16)
Jan 19, 2021·45m - 22
Season 11 Episode 1 - 'The Special'
Jan 14, 2021·18m - 23
The Airport (S4E12)
Jan 12, 2021·50m - 24
2020 In Memoriam
Dec 22, 2020·40m - 25
The Gum (S7E10), Our 3rd and Final Festivus Special
Dec 15, 2020·56m - 26
The Yada Yada (S8E19)
Dec 8, 2020·52m - 27
The Pledge Drive (S6E3)
Dec 1, 2020·45m - 28
The Voice (S9E2)
Nov 24, 2020·39m - 29
The Engagement (S7E1)
Nov 17, 2020·42m - 30
The Secretary (S6E9)
Nov 10, 2020·54m - 31
The Summer of George (S8E22)
Nov 3, 2020·47m - 32
The Implant (S4E19)
Oct 27, 2020·43m - 33
The Raincoats (S5E18-19)
Oct 20, 2020·1h 8m - 34
The Contest (S4E11) Regifted
Oct 13, 2020·1h - 35
The Virgin (S4E10)
Oct 6, 2020·52m - 36
The Gymnast (S6E6)
Sep 29, 2020·49m - 37
The Truth (S3E2) with Stacie
Two Australian hosts discuss the secondary characters from a random episode of Seinfeld, including trivia and news.
Sep 22, 2020·53m - 38
The Pothole (S8E16)
Sep 15, 2020·39m - 39
The Bookstore (S9E17)
Sep 8, 2020·53m - 40
Kenny Kramer Interview
Sep 3, 2020·42m - 41
The Sponge (S7E9)
Sep 1, 2020·51m - 42
The Wallet (S4E5) with Stephen's Sister Sarah
Two Australian hosts and a guest discuss the Seinfeld episode 'The Wallet', focusing on its secondary characters.
Aug 25, 2020·46m - 43
The Doorman (S6E18)
Aug 18, 2020·46m - 44
The Butter Shave (S9E1)
Aug 11, 2020·44m - 45
The Alternate Side (S3E11) with Stacie
Two Australian hosts and a guest discuss a random Seinfeld episode, focusing on its secondary characters, with trivia and news.
Aug 4, 2020·57m - 46
The Caddy (S7E12) with Jesse from ‘Sein Peaks’ and ‘Dadsplaining’
Two Australian hosts and a guest discuss the Seinfeld episode 'The Caddy,' focusing on its secondary characters like Stan the Caddy, Sue Ellen Mischke, and Jackie Charles.
Jul 28, 2020·56m - 47
The Scofflaw (S6E13)
Jul 21, 2020·44m