Annemalt. Kante. Breit.

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Regional banter, practical chaos, long detours.

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Annemalt. Kante. Breit. follows Norb and Falco through unhurried, highly specific conversations about moves, cars, lamps, local events, food, and whatever tangent survives longest. The pleasure is in the sideways rhythm: small errands turn into running jokes, and throwaway details keep coming back.

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About Annemalt. Kante. Breit.

Annemalt. Kante. Breit. is a German conversational show that finds its shape in digression. Norb and Falco begin with familiar greetings, local coordinates, and mild ritual, then let the episode widen into whatever has recently happened. A move becomes a map of helpers, taxi logistics, apartment rooms, lamps, tools, and exhaustion. A car problem becomes a story about heating, coolant, workshops, and the slow discovery that something small was not fixed correctly. A weekend plan becomes burgers, boulettes, fries, and the timing of a club event. The material is ordinary. The handling is not. The show is strongest when it treats tiny practical details as worthy of full narrative attention, because that is where the comedy tends to appear. One stray observation can lead to SpaceX, Artemis, Tesla, the shape of the Earth, or whether a moon looks three-dimensional from the ground. Another can open into village traditions, square-master duties, concerts, table tennis championships, a recorder, or a warning about not playing one at a wedding. The pacing feels like two people keeping a shared ledger of unfinished topics. They correct each other. They circle back. They leave things for next week, then half-forget what was supposed to matter. That gives the show a relaxed serial quality: the episodes are not built around hard segments so much as recurring habits, references, and practical updates. It is also regionally rooted, with Muldental, Fleming, Janertal, Berlin, Hamburg, Kreuzberg, Treptow, and Kloster Nimmschen appearing as lived places rather than travel copy. The tone is familiar, dry, and occasionally blunt. The humor often comes from mock seriousness, overstated logistics, and the pleasure of making too much out of a small inconvenience. Annemalt. Kante. Breit. works best for listeners who like podcasts that feel social before they feel produced. It is not a clean explainer or a topic-driven interview show. It is a continuing conversation where domestic tasks, local life, and running bits become the entertainment.

Made for: For German-speaking listeners who like loose conversational comedy, local references, and stories about everyday problems told with disproportionate care. It especially fits people who enjoy recurring bits more than formal segments.

What sets it apart: The show stands apart through its stubborn attention to ordinary logistics: lamps, moves, buffets, cars, rooms, errands, and half-remembered plans become the main event. Its charm is the accumulated shorthand between Norb and Falco, not a polished premise.

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AMKB - mehr vom Hören

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A hallway full of lamps becomes the catch-up with Falco and Norb you did not know you needed.

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  • Falco and Norb turning everyday logistics into warm, self-interrupting banter
  • local festivities and concert aftermaths served with wonderfully unnecessary detours
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Episodes

  1. 1

    Jacken

  2. 2

    Norberts Beinahe-Monolog

  3. 3

    Rendezvous im Autohaus

    ·48m
  4. 4

    Konjunkturpaket

  5. 5

    Kommunikationsessen

  6. 6

    Neues Jahr, alte Themen

    ·47m
  7. 7

    GPTIEN

    ·50m
  8. 8

    gehopst wie gesprungen

    ·46m
  9. 9

    Scheuklappenaufräumsystem

  10. 10

    Couponing

  11. 11

    Fernsehecke

    ·48m
  12. 12

    Gutes Rad ist teuer

    ·47m
  13. 13

    Ausreserviert

    ·47m
  14. 14

    Haushosen

    ·45m
  15. 15

    Mieterhöhung

    ·38m
  16. 16

    Smart repairen

    ·27m
  17. 17

    Falkos Beinahe-Monolog

    ·42m
  18. 18

    Entsinnern

    ·45m
  19. 19

    Bombom

    ·52m
  20. 20

    Ch144 ist frei

    ·47m
  21. 21

    verfranzt

    ·55m
  22. 22

    Zwangshochdruck

    ·42m
  23. 23

    Alkoholfrei

    ·50m
  24. 24

    acht Einsen hintereinander

    ·47m
  25. 25

    Norbert der Nomade

    ·47m
  26. 26

    Gewittertierchen

    ·49m
  27. 27

    Nix Los

    ·29m
  28. 28

    Lieber anders abkürzen

    ·40m
  29. 29

    Bei Norbert piepst

    ·42m
  30. 30

    ist nur Freitag

    ·47m
  31. 31

    Aufrunden bitte!

    ·49m
  32. 32

    Zurück an der Flasche

    ·50m
  33. 33

    5 Minuten Drabko

    ·52m
  34. 34

    Macht für Gabi und sich einen Vierer klar

    ·49m
  35. 35

    LMAA

    ·47m
  36. 36

    Friemelei

    ·45m
  37. 37

    Bachdusche

    ·46m
  38. 38

    Agenda '32

    ·50m
  39. 39

    Alles ist Huber

    ·47m
  40. 40

    Pengsion

    ·43m
  41. 41

    keine **** für Norb

    ·44m
  42. 42

    Parkhinweis 21

    ·45m
  43. 43

    Tag der geschlossenen Tür

    ·44m
  44. 44

    Das Altern

    ·44m
  45. 45

    Dinge gekauft

    ·45m
  46. 46

    Die große Hafenrundfahrt

    ·40m
  47. 47

    Faden verloren

    ·42m
  48. 48

    von der Blutspende zum Wahlscheinantrag

    ·40m
  49. 49

    Küche neu aufgeräumt

    ·46m
  50. 50

    Oma hätt' gesagt, dit liegt am Wetter.

    ·46m
  51. 51

    Kreditkartendaten

    ·31m
  52. 52

    Mallorca hat kein' Schatten

    ·45m
  53. 53

    Gehen, wenn man gehen möchte.

    ·49m
  54. 54

    Gehen, wenn man gehen möchte.

    ·49m
  55. 55

    Aktien.Money.Kids.Broker

    ·45m
  56. 56

    Kühler-Lametta

    ·50m
  57. 57

    Sonnamnt

    ·46m
  58. 58

    Pinkeln im Stau

    ·49m
  59. 59

    Verschnaufpause

    ·43m
  60. 60

    Tapsi und der runde Berg

  61. 61

    Tapsi und der runde Berg

    ·50m
  62. 62

    Mr. X nimmt Taxe

    ·45m
  63. 63

    Chilla-Tal-Arena

    ·48m
  64. 64

    Regionalexpressis

    ·50m
  65. 65

    Nörgelminute

    ·43m
  66. 66

    Frohet Neuet

    ·51m
  67. 67

    Schwing dein Hintern

    ·48m
  68. 68

    Alle Falko gratulieren!

    ·46m
  69. 69

    Mit ist halt ohne Füllung

    ·46m
  70. 70

    Kreditkartenkartendaten

    ·44m
  71. 71

    Batteriemanagement

    ·46m
  72. 72

    Wir sind raus.

    ·48m
  73. 73

    DDD Support

    ·50m
  74. 74

    zurück digitiert

    ·45m
  75. 75

    Urlaubsrevue Teil 3

    ·55m
  76. 76

    Es war schön - Urlaubsrevue Teil 2

    ·50m
  77. 77

    Urlaubsrevue Teil 1

    ·43m
  78. 78

    Pita PanÈ

    ·49m
  79. 79

    Die große Muldental-Rundfahrt ... im Fläming

    ·45m
  80. 80

    dIEnstag

    ·50m
  81. 81

    Der Pausen Podcast

    ·45m
  82. 82

    Podcast mit Pausen

    ·34m
  83. 83

    Rammstein am Limit

    ·45m
  84. 84

    irgendwat mit Jesus

    ·40m
  85. 85

    Schlagerstrudel

    ·45m
  86. 86

    Null Geschichten

    ·46m
  87. 87

    wenn das Steak zweimal klingelt

    ·54m
  88. 88

    Alles abdeckeln.

    ·46m
  89. 89

    Lass mal wat sein

    ·53m
  90. 90

    x ≤ y/2 + 7

    ·42m
  91. 91

    Brot für die Rietzer

    ·37m
  92. 92

    Das fand ich... gut.

    ·52m
  93. 93

    Der mysteriöse Fall

    ·35m
  94. 94

    Eine völlig fiktive Geschichte

    Hidden gem

    Falco and Norb of Anomal Kantenbreite turn a supposedly fictional “Auto-Inspektions-Gate” into a long account of dealership delays, payment disputes, and a replacement car with 25 kilometers of range.

    ·39m·2 clips
  95. 95

    Lageerkundung

    Hidden gem

    At one Easter fire, 46 branded cups disappeared and 45 kilos of fries were almost exactly sold out.

    ·31m·2 clips
  96. 96

    Experte aller Klassen

    ·46m
  97. 97

    Mit dem Taxi nach Capri Sonne

    Hidden gem

    Das Balkonkraftwerk kostet nach 300-Euro-Förderung nur 50 Euro und produziert trotzdem 1,5 bis 2 kWh am Tag.

    ·48m·2 clips
  98. 98

    die letzen Runden

    Hidden gem

    Annemalt.

    ·47m·2 clips
  99. 99

    Der Mann mit der Frisur

    Hidden gem

    Falko and Norbert spend much of AMKB's "penultimate episode" on the Fastnacht tradition in Rietz, Brachwitz, and Feldheim, while naming the episode "Der Mann mit der Frisur." Norbert describes being pulled onto the dance floor at a dance with Rammstein, then contrasts that with later mornings on a tractor and trailer through Rietz, Rietz Ausbau, and Neuritz.

    ·45m·2 clips
  100. 100

    Trucker-Stop

    Hidden gem

    Falco and Norbert spend much of Annemalt Kantebreit’s “Trucker-Stop” on a move, a kitchen rebuild, and repeated trips between the old apartment and the new one.

    ·47m·2 clips